Author's Note

Why would you pick this? You have no one to blame but yourself for choosing this. You can’t pin this on me for writing it, nope.

You can still hit the back button and choose a happier ending. Please?

No?

Fine, be that way. Darkness and death await. I hope you’re happy.

Villain

You continue chatting with her until the train arrives in New York. You step off the train and notice she’s lost, looking around like a fish out of water.

“I know the way to the pony consulate,” you lie.

She follows you, looking relieved until you lead her into a dark alley. She’s a useless pony who won’t be missed. Nobody’s going to come looking for her and unicorn organs fetch a pretty penny on the black market. There are plenty of people who think unicorns are the cure to all of life’s ills. You pull out a switchblade. It’ll be over quick.

Potion Nova might not have traditional unicorn magic, but her horn isn’t completely useless. Before you can get a grip on her she’s stabbed it into your leg.

You collapse to the ground in pain as Potion Nova continues goring you with her horn. “I’ll teach you to attack innocent little ponies!”

“I surrender…” you moan weakly.

“Not yet, you don’t!”

Story notes: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1048582/story-notes-escape