Anon's Royal Romance Romp

by WordShock

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Porn, Comedy, Profanity, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 2880

Anon seeks to romance royalty. Sunbutt is on his list and (little does he know) so are other royals of Equestia. Get ready for spice, tomfoolery and Anon being Anon.

This is pure and simple Celestia smut because I wanted to write it. There will be other royals as well. There will be comedy and maybe some plot later if feel like it. I just really wanted to write something fun. I hope you enjoy.

Cover is By: Welost

Featured: 11/30/2023

Published 2023-11-30 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-12-01 06:36:46 UTC

Chapter 1: First Romp

Horny Tags: Spanking , Making out Dirty Talk

Anon's time in Equestria could be summed up in one word: HORNY. At least at first he didn’t think the ponies could be hot but then he met Miss Royal Sun bottom. Those plump white cheeks shook when she walked and she was a royal goddess that shouldn’t sexualize but, ya when you find a yourself in magical land with no way home you start letting loose a little.

Thus his seduction BEGAN. It was hard at first the flirtation seemed to go over Celestia's head or perhaps she just didn’t think anyone would flirt with her. However, Anon got bold one day when they were alone. He got into her personal space. She got fluttered for the first time. She tried to make an excuse to leave but he countered by getting in her face. It is was a moment of passion. She kissed him. He didn’t think that would work.

That began their secret little love affair. They had not done anything too bad…YET. Anon was on mission though and that was what today had been about. He learned the Royal guards rotations. A man must always have a plan after all. He knew no guards would come back to the armory for quite some time.

So there they stood in front of each other. Celestia wore a scowl on her face as Anon met her with a cheeky smile.

“What were you thinking? You almost got us caught MISTER. You know we have to keep this secret for now. You can’t just be grabbing my flank whenever you please. What if someone saw you?” She spoke, poking a hoof into his chest.

“What?” He stepped closer to her. “Did you not want me to touch you?” He smirked.

“T-that’s not….that’s not the point!” She once again spoke up as her face grew red.

“Ooo isn’t it? My hand on that thick ass of yours. Squeezing white flesh in my hand. I can barely fit it all in my hand….Princess.” His words were soft but he emphasized the word Princess. For some reason when he said it like that it got to her.

She went silent even though she was bigger than him. She shrinks in this moment, unable to even reply to such words. Anon figured maybe she wasn't used to being treated like this. He was pretty sure she always wanted to be treated like this. Not just a princess but, a woman as well. Everyone put her on some kind of pedestal. Some kind of untouchable goddess. Maybe that was the folly of humans. They always wanted to touch the untouchable.

His hands rose to meet her neck running up the sides of it. She shivered. She was always so sensitive to touch. Has it been so long since she had felt it? He would change that. She looked at him with eyes of wonder as if she was looking predator unsure of what he would do next. He pulled her in.

Lips met lips as he began to make out with her. His tongue was forced into her mouth. She tried to muffle something out but he kept her held. Tongues dancing with each other in her mouth. Her head was spinning as her eyes rolled back as saliva mixed together. He pulled back out of her, her muzzle now wet as a string of split now pulled part from their mouths. He wiped his mouth. She was huffing out heated breaths. He could see her legs were already weak. That wicked smile grew on his face as he had her right where he wanted her.

He stepped back as her front legs gave out. She softly came to the floor with her bottom in the air. This was perfect. He walked behind her as his hands instantly gripped that thick flank. A soft breathless moan escapes her throat. She tries to speak up but she has a hard time catching her breath and even though Anon wants her. He stops and waits. He wants her to want it too.

“Are you ok? Do you want me to stop?” For the first time he was serious with her in his tone.

She peers back at him completely red in her white face. Eyes shaking slightly and barely getting her breaths out. “...Please just be gentle. It’s….been a while.” She pleaded. He smirked again at that reply. Something about her made him want to be a nefarious bastard. A down right deviant. He wanted to turn her into deviant as well. Let the rest of the world see a model princess and goddess of the sun. She would be his little plaything in the bedroom.

His hands began to spread her part. Opening her cheeks up. Moisture dripped out onto the floor. She was so…wet. Slick and heated. For the first time he felt heated. Even her other hole was twitching with delight as his hands squeezed her hard. She even had tits…mommy milkers hanging below it all. Her pump backside hid them well. Anon licked his lips, he was drooling at the sight.

He was about to dive in when a devilish thought creeped into his mind. He raised his hand into the air. Celestia watched wide eyed as the hand came downwards with a pop. Her bottom jiggled with the force of the smack. She let out from her mouth what sounded like a yip crossed with a moan. Anon watched her visible leak onto ground from her womanhood.

“So you do like a little rough treatment huh?” He spoke out as she was about to reply as he began to strike her bottom again. Giving each cheek a loving smack causes small red marks to appear on that white bottom of her’s. Moans and panting were all that came out of her mouth. She wasn't even there anymore.

Anon only stopped when she was in pure bliss and unable to even look at him. She was biting her lip and panting. Now he was ready to go! He began to reach for the bottom again. As then something broke the silence.

“Celestia?” Twilight’s voice called out from beyond the doors in the hallway. Heavy foot falls of guards could be heard

Celestia instantly shot up to her feet. Turning back to Anon in a full panic. “You have to hide! NOW!” She whispered before Anon could say anything. A magical golden aura wrapped around him restraining his whole body as he was slung into a nearby cabinet as the doors flung open and then shut him inside of it. Anon was now trapped in darkness. He heard the sounds of the door opening and other voices entering the room.

“Oh Twilight! And The Others! What lovely timing. I was just in the middle of uhh….Checking on the Royal Guards.” Celestia said, beginning to hurry everyone out of the room before they could say anything.

Anon remained trapped in the cabinet for about an hour before Celestia magic wore off. He was now sore and blue balled. He vowed this would not be the end of his romantic escapades…he would get her next time.

Author's Note

I wanted to go ahead a post this chapter. It wasn't super proofread. I need find editor to be honest but, I really wanted to post this. This story is purely for my own amusement and writing Celestia horny. I hope you like it none the less. I love feed back and please read my other stories if you like this.

I maybe updating my old stories as well. :trollestia:

CELESTIA IS MY FAVORITE PONY BTW if that was clear by number of stories I have on here.

Chapter 2: A Midnight Romp

HORNY Tags: Cowgirl A creme pie property damage and A very horny Celestia

Anon had made his way up to Celestia's room. You’d think that would be no small feat, but the royal guards were busy today. As was the case with most of the main crew and Luna, there was some kind of crisis. They faced a few of those from time to time. It wasn't that Anon didn’t want to help, but he was usually in the way when he tried to. That was putting it nicely. He was only human after all. He had no special powers or anything.

Still, that didn’t stop his urge to seduce. She had gotten away from him once today. He wouldn’t allow it a second time. His plan was foolproof. He would sneak into her room. Wait in the shadows and surprise her. Maybe sweet talk or try to relax her after a long day….then go for the kill. Hell, it looked like fate was on his side when he crept up to the door. It wasn’t even locked.

Slowly opening the door, he stepped inward and closed the door behind him. The room was dark. The only light he could see was from the moonlit sky peeking through from her balcony. The cloth of the drapes that hung in the doorway to said balcony was swaying with the breeze. As he gently tiptoed his way deeper into the room, he was pretty sure he was making it to her actual sleeping area, given the archway he could barely make out. His eyes had adjusted enough to see the outline of her bed, though.

He pulled himself behind the wall of the archway, ever so slightly peeking around the corner. Silence took the room. Waiting with baited breath, he watched and listened. After a while, it dawned on him that there were, in fact, a number of things wrong with his plan. What if she got hurt in an encounter today? What if she got captured? What if some of the girls came up to her bedroom to talk or something? Much like many….MANY moments in his life, he didn’t think this all the way through. As the slow panic set in, his ears perked up at the noise that entered the room. The sound of the main door opening.

One single eye peeked around the corner. He saw her…Celestia was walking into the room alone, her horn glowing. The lights all came on in the room at once. He slid back behind the wall. He waited to hear her hooves near the archway. As he heard the sound, he focused on his resolve. Jumping out from behind the wall, he is now standing in front of her, pointing his pointer finger at her.

“Celestia, I have come for THAT BOOT…” He stopped in his tracks as he saw her face. It was as if all the energy left as soon as he saw her expression. Even his pointed finger deflated.

She looked tired, with some bags under her eyes. She was staring at him, and the quiet took over the room again. He put his hand down as he took it all in. Maybe she needed some space. She looked rough, and while he was a pervert, he didn’t actually want to be a nuisance. He was about to say something when, all of a sudden, he felt himself being tackled.

The impact was enough that he landed flat on his back on her massive bed. He was pushed into the softness as he regained his senses. She was on top of him. Her bottom was placed right above a sensitive area. She was on top of his hips. While normally he would be over the hills about this, his attention was more focused on the expression on her face.

Her eyes were what got him. They were sharp and focused, almost looking demonic. Her face was red with a soft blush. Her breath was heated as her horn came to life once again. She removed her crown and the jewelry around her feet, letting them fall to the floor. She shook out her long, flowing hair and kept looking at him. One eye was now covered by the flowing rainbow mane.

“You kissed me so deeply. You spanked my bottom red to the point where I felt the sting all day. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, and then I had to deal with annoyances all day with this burning feeling in me. I WANT….RELEASE. You will give it to me, right?” When she spoke, her voice had depth and power. Each breath was more heated than the last.

There was a small amount of fear in Anon at this moment. He felt as if he had poked a bear. Yet the soldier below his waist was hard enough that it could be used as a blunt weapon. He had no idea why this was turning on so much, but it was doing something. He nodded; that was the only reply he gave her.

Her expression softened into pure delight as the horn glowed again. Anon heard his zipper as his manhood was now exposed to the free air. She instantly pushes back against it. Slick warmth is felt as she now ground herself against his meat. The pleasure washed over him in waves as she kept moving up and down against him. His member was now slick and wet with her desire.

She moaned before speaking. “Ah….ah… I knew it. The real thing is so much better… it’s so…warm. It’s….IT’S….been so long. I…I want it….IN ME.” She spoke out in a hungry tone as Anon's eyes widened.

“N-now hold on, I need a minute to..." He was cut off by the sound of her thick bottom hitting his hips. In one single stroke, she engulfed his manhood inside her dripping entrance. “SWEET MOTHER OF THE CREATOR!” Anon cried out in pure ecstasy. She was tight. Her walls hugged him hard enough that he didn't think she would ever let him go, and this HEAT…He was scared his flesh was going to burn, but all he could feel was wave after wave of sensual pressure that was now building up between the two.

She kept bouncing on him. Breathless moans left her maw as drool covered her mouth. She almost lost herself as her eyes rolled back. She was giving into her base instincts, letting her hips move up and down, impacting him each time with a thud. The sweet sounds of flesh hitting flesh echoed out into the room.

He was holding on for dear life, gripping the bed sheets with all his might. He could feel the pressure building up. It came over him so quickly. He had just gotten what he wanted, and he wasn’t about to let it go now. He told his little buddy to HOLD. Hold out as long as it could.

She kept slapping down on his cock over and over again. “YES. YES. I AM ALMOST... I AM ALMOST... JUST A LITTLE MORE.” She screamed as her body was heating up, building to crescendo as magical energy coiled around her horn without her knowledge or meaning to.

He finally got a little resolve in his shaking hands. He wasn’t going out like this. He forced both hands to raise and slap down on her bottom, cupping those plump white cheeks with both hands as he commanded his hips to thrust into her. That causes her to howl out a moan into the air as she tightened more than she had ever before. He couldn’t hold it anymore as his manhood flooded his thick seed right into her belly. He meant to pull out, but that wasn’t happening. He was pumping pulse after pulse of his warmth into her.

This caused all the energy in her horn to release at once. A massive blast of golden energy shot forward, crashing through the roof of the ceiling as they both reached full orgasmic release. Celestia shook in place for a moment before she collapsed onto the bed beside him, finally releasing his manhood from her vice grip.

Anon was panting, and his vision was blurred. The only thing that snapped him out of the pure bliss that his whole body was in was the small impact of a piece of the ceiling hitting his forehead. This got his attention as he looked up, noticing the HOLE the size of a bowling ball that was now in said ceiling. He could see all the way out into the night sky.

“Um….Celestia ... there's a…hole.” He weakly said

She was barely there. She peeked open one eye, seeing the hole. "I will…get someone to deal with that in the morning.” She spoke, barely having enough energy to cover the hole with a small bit of extra blankets she had in the room.

“Well that’s….that’s….good.” He spoke out as they both collapsed into sleep from the exhaustion of their encounter.

Author's Note

Hello EVERYONE. Thank you so much for getting this story off the ground. It really got me wanting to write the next chapter so here ya go. :twilightsmile:

I hope you like it. Also I love comments please send them in. Also if you feel like check out my other stories. I would appreciate it

Someone has also recently ask me if do commissions and I playing with the idea.