Supreme Commander: A Equestrian Visit/War

So this one time there was a guy named Jef who totally sucked at games because he was that much of a boss. And so after he failed a bunch of times at games, he finally got a vacation where he could do anything he could possibly want to do. After some time of thinking, a white pony teleported to him and said "Dude! You gotta go to my planet and save the fucking world and stuff." And so Jef was all like "OK!" And then Jef was teleported to Equestria where he would save the fucking world and stuff. After he was a total badass and crushed all of his opponents in his path- nah, I'm just kidding. He got his ass beat. So after all that, he finally got to return to his planet, but then Celestia was all like "NOPE!" and Jef couldn't leave until he learned the magic of friendship. After a bunch of fucking swears, he finally learned the magic of friendship, which to him was to make space ships and brutally crashing them into the ground. After a bunch of chapters that had absolutely no fucking point to them whatsoever, Jef was finally sent back to Earth where he had run out of time on his vacation and then he was all like "FUCK THIS SHIT!" and then he went back to Equestria and lived a happy life in Ponyville. After a few years, Jef started to get a crap ton of mail from Earth where his subscribers where all like "WTF BRAH! WERE DA FUK R U!?" And so he said his goodbyes to all the ponies and went back to Earth to continue with making videos.

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