Seriously, how much bullshit does Anon have to put up with?! It's like the universe is conspiring against him. Every time he tries to straighten up and fly right, something happens that leads to him getting frisky with somepony! After hightailing it out of Canterlot and into the countryside, wondering if it's his lot in life to be a gigolo, he's given some sage advise from an unexpected source...

Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, an Assertive Mare in Heat, Light Femdom, Rough Sex, Open Relationships, Oral, Vaginal, and Shaggin' in a Wagon

Artwork by Pearly ShoutingIsFun (Twitter @shoutingisfun)

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