The Christmas Movie Cumslut Caper

Ponyville, Equestria
December 21

Bon Bon sighed as a notification briefly popped onto the screen of the strange human “laptop” she’d been issued by S.M.I.L.E. She was trying to focus on Lyra Heartstrings, her gorgeous snuggle-corn of a marefriend. Trying to pay attention to the romantic movie that was playing on the bright and magical screen before them. So what if Equestria was in danger? Equestria was always in danger, but Lyra wasn’t always here to be cuddled!

It’s true what they say... Bon Bon thought to herself unhappily. Once you take Celestia’s shilling, she never lets you quit...

“Awww, Bon Bon!” Lyra honked her snoot into a soggy handkerchief, bawling at the mushy sight on the laptop screen. “I’m so happy Slade and Becca got back together!”

Lyra playfully shoved her marefriend, her thoughts turning back to the cinematic “masterpiece” they were watching. “It’s a Christmas movie, you big dummy! The humans always get back together!”

“B-but what if they didn’t? So sad!”

Bon Bon tried to get back to the mental space where she could enjoy the stereotypical romance her marefriend loved so very much. The tale of Becca’s Christmas Wish was as classical as it was repetitive. The beautiful human mare Becca had left her high pressure job in the big city to return to her small hometown of Holly Springs, just in time (of course...) for Earth’s version of Hearths Warming Eve. While visiting a local fudge shop, Becca bumped into her high school boyfriend Slade, a kind of human Fluttershy who ran the local animal shelter. Naturally, Becca had cheerfully dropped to her knees and offered Slade a friendly blowjob, for old times sake.

Inevitably, (of course...) a simple deepthroating had led to a hole ramming, table rattling fuck session that left windows splattered with sperm and nearly destroyed the candy store. The seemingly gentle Slade proved to a beast when aroused, a hung brute as powerful as those giant fluffy doggos he cared for so tenderly. He’d left Becca’s makeup ruined, her legs quivering, her cunt gaping and her heart pounding with renewed love... much to the distaste of Carter, Becca’s fiancé, who had arrived in Holly Springs alongside her.

Carter was a truly evil human (of course...) He and his assistant Chantal wanted nothing more than to demolish Slade’s animal shelter and turn it into a cement factory. Much comical mischief then ensued, with each misunderstanding being resolved by a kinky sex scene in the festive, small town holiday setting. The sex was scorchingly hot, yet the pairings were utterly predictable. Carter and Becca, Carter and Becca and Slade, Chantal and Becca’s parents, Carter and Slade with Becca’s twin step-sisters...

Naturally, the scene Lyra and Bon Bon most enjoyed was a steamy lesbian encounter between Becca and Chantal, which began as a bitchy catfight, yet ended with a mutually squirting 69 and a plan for the new gal pals to get a manicure together. Friendship truly was magic, even on Earth!

In the end (of course...) the wholesome environment of Holly Springs changed Carter’s mind about cement factories, and the Christmas spirit swelled inside him — right around the time he swelled inside Chantal, blasting an epic creampie up his new girlfriend’s ass pucker that took 5 full minutes to dribble out in the movie’s longest close-up.

With two new couples happily together and the animal shelter saved, four humans now stood in the snowy town centre of Holly Springs: a place filled with music, decorated with bright lights and a huge Christmas tree. Bon Bon knew exactly what came next. Even if Lyra hadn’t already made her watch Becca’s Christmas Wish several times over, every one of these movies was the same...

“I’m sorry for all the trouble, Becca,” Carter smiled gently at his ex. Chantal hugged her man closely, as if daring Becca to try and take him back. “I know you’ll be happy with Slade, and I wish you the best. I know it’s not much, but I got you something for Christmas.”

Without another word being spoken, Chantal then pulled down Carter’s trousers, dove her face between his ass cheeks and began to give his swelling prick a reacharound with her freshly manicured fingers. Becca eagerly knelt down in front of the big tree, smiling up at her ex and eager to take his load all over her face.

“I’d love to eat your ass like that, baby...” Lyra murmured when the scene cut away once again to Chantal’s vigorous and sloppy rimming.

Bon Bon giggled and wiggled her rump. “Oh, yeah? What’s stopping you?”

“Your big ole plot cheeks would block the screen, dummy.”

“But you’ve seen this movie a dozen times.”

“I’ve eaten your plot a million times, and I never get tired of that!”

“Hrm, that’s a good point.” Bon Bon stretched out on the couch, arching her back and raising her earth pony dumptruck into the air. “Dinner is served, milady!”

“Mmm, so yummy...” Lyra ran her tongue delicately up her “best friend’s” throbbing ponut, licking off a sheen of couch sweat before lightly pressing her lips against the wet and welcoming anal void. A tingle of Lyra’s magic tenderly pressed against Bon Bon’s clit, gently rubbing and vibrating, bringing her to an even more worked up state.

As her breathing tensed and the pleasure in her loins mounted, Bon Bon tried to keep one eye on Becca’s Christmas Wish. After Carter delivered his Christmas gift of a huge facial cumshot, it seemed that every male in Holly Springs had lined up behind him to clop off on Becca’s smiling face. With all the conflicts resolved, the movie had a mere 30 minutes left to run, showing the eggnog fueled bukkake that all Christmas romances seemingly had to end on. Bon Bon couldn’t bear how similar all these movies were, but Lyra truly loved them... and watching hot humans have kinky sex definitely got these two perverted mares in the mood to do the same!

“Oh, Bon Bon...” It seemed Lyra could no longer pay attention to the movie, lost in her real world romance. Her tongue ferociously wiggled its way up and down Bon Bon’s ass crack, slipping in and out of her pampered ponut. “Equestria’s brave, strong defender has such a tasty butthole...”

“I-I’m just doing my duty, Lyra. I only want you to be safe...” Bon Bon’s guilt at ignoring the message from S.M.I.L.E. fought its way into her consciousness, but it was drowned beneath that ultimate pleasure which Lyra considered to be her reward for all those dangerous missions.

“Ssh, it’s OK, honey,” the unicorn whispered. “You do so much, now let me take care of you. Relax and let Lyra be in charge for once.”

“Y-yes, Lyra...” The buzzing of unicorn magic reached a fever pitch, and Bon Bon felt her legs spread involuntarily, a truly epic maregasm building inside her. “Please, baby, you’re so good to me...”

“CUM! FOR! ME! BON! BON!” Lyra growled, a viciousness and insistence in her sweet voice that Bon Bon had never heard before.

“Uuunnnggghhh!” Bon Bon screamed, her legs twitching as Lyra’s tongue plunged deep into her sensitive plot. She sprayed her marefriend’s muzzle with sticky marecum, as gooey and thick as anything the males on screen were producing. Her orgasm was intense, and the atmosphere of wholesome love from the human movie in the background made Bon Bon feel relaxed and truly appreciated. She drifted down between the cushions of their thoroughly stained couch, utterly drained and satisfied.

“Feel good?” Lyra asked naughtily, extinguishing her horn and smiling at her marefriend.

“So good, Lyra... c-can I take care of you, too?”

“Later tonight,” Lyra promised. “I clopped off 5 times during the movie. Just rest for now.” The two lovers kissed and snuggled gently together upon their couch, then Lyra briefly spoke again.

“Do you know what would be really romantic, baby? If we took a trip to Earth, and banged in the same store where Becca and Slade hooked up!”

“Hrm?” Her eyes having drifted back to the still playing movie, Bon Bon was distracted by the sight of a truly massive rope of sperm gluing Becca’s right eye shut. “Oh, the candy shop... what was it called? Fudgepackers?”

“Just think of it, honey!” Lyra’s clit winked loudly and her pretty pussy gushed out a clear stream of mare-pre. “The smell of the fudge... our cunts rubbing together like ‘squish, squish, squish...’ stuffing peppermints up each others’ butts... it’d be just like the day we met!”

Bon Bon giggled at her truly insatiable marefriend. “Geeze, Lyra, we have sex in my candy shop all the time. What’s the big deal about letting humans watch us instead of ponies?”

“Aww, come on, Bon Bon, don’t be lame. Let’s have Hearths Warming on Earth this year! It’ll be fun!”

“Hrm, maybe we could...” Bon Bon rolled over and tapped a hoof on the laptop, skipping through the seemingly endless ejaculations that closed Becca’s Christmas Wish. As the film quickly progressed, the two mares watched Becca’s smiling face become nigh unrecognizable under thick glazings of semen. Bon Bon had to admit it was an inspiring sight. A single human male couldn’t produce nearly as much jizm as an Equestrian stallion, but by working together, they had found a way to give their cum hungry women all the gooey nut a girl could want!

Bon Bon’s hoof lingered on the final shot of a slow, passionate, cum swapping kiss between Becca and Chantal, all while Slade’s huge cock spurted a fresh load over both happy faces. Having made it to the closing credits, the earth pony confectioner and sometimes secret agent peered at the text on screen, searching for the data that she might use to fulfill her marefriend’s own Hearths Warming wish.

“Let’s see, now... ‘filmed on location in Maple Falls, Ontario.’ If I remember Earth geography, that’s in Canada, not very far from the portal to Equestria!”

“Yes!” Lyra pumped an excited hoof. “Let’s do it, baby!”

Bon Bon’s momentary enthusiasm for her marefriend’s plan was soon dragged back down to Equestria. “Ugggh, but inter-dimensional travel is so expensive! We wouldn’t be able to afford any presents this year!”

“No problem, I planned for this!” Lyra assured cheerfully. “I’ll cut off my mane and sell the hair to human perverts online, so I can afford a cute butt plug for you.”

Bon Bon rolled her eyes. “Yeah, and I’ll lock my plot in a chastity belt live on Ponlyfans, so I can buy you a comb for your beautiful mane...” The resourceful earth pony wrinkled her brow with thought. “There’s got to be a way to make a lot of bits really quick that doesn’t involve being sexy internet horse lesbians!”

“Does there, though?” Lyra shrugged.

“Hrm... give me a minute, honey.” Bon Bon picked up her laptop and held it secretively to her barrel. “I have to take care of some secret agent business.” With the movie completed and Bon Bon’s horny holes temporarily satisfied, that urgent notification from S.M.I.L.E. could wait no longer. With trepidation, Bon Bon opened the secret message and read it:

FOR YOUR HOOVES ONLY
CLASS 3 HOLIDAY DISRUPTION EVENT IN PROGRESS
LOCATION: EARTH, NORTH POLE
S.M.I.L.E. ASSISTANCE REQUESTED IMMEDIATELY
REQUESTED AGENT PROFILE: 2 FEMALE EQUINES
CUTENESS: MAXIMUM
SEXUAL APPETITE: MAXIMUM

AGENT MATCH IDENTIFIED:
0007 SWEETIE DROPS
6969 WHAT GOES HERE? IS THIS MY SECRET AGENT NAME? THIS IS SO COOL, BABY!

With a tap of her hoof Bon Bon pulled a map of Earth up on the laptop’s screen, looked at it thoughtfully, then closed the lid. “Hey... Lyra?”

Lyra looked up at her marefriend with an expression of being caught, a pair of scissors hovering perilously close to her lovely mane. “Uhhuh?”

“Do you remember how I said I’d never, ever put you in real danger?”

“Y-yeah, you tell me that every time we do a kidnapping scenario, during aftercare!” Lyra shuddered with pleasure, thinking back to their last romantic date, which had begun with her bound and gagged in the trunk of a carriage. Those cruel pegasi had been so rough with her... she almost wished Bon Bon had actually beaten them up during the big rescue scene!

“And do you remember how no matter how many times I tell you that, you keep being a dumb annoying Lyra? How you keep pestering me to let you be a secret agent too, so we can do ‘fun secret agent things’ together as a couple? And how I finally gave up and put you into the S.M.I.L.E. system?”

Lyra’s ears perked up excitedly, her tail hiked and the scissors hit the floor with a clank. “Ummm... yeah?”

“Well... if you really want to be a secret agent for a few days, I think we can get a free trip to Earth out of it.”

“Woo hoo!” Lyra hoofpumped. “Lyra and Bon Bon are going to Canada!”