Pizza Eclipse: Luna's Wrath Unleashed

by I Vicious I

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Mystery
Length: 1674

Some malevolent pony has brazenly snatched a pizza from Luna's private fridge, despite it being properly marked as hers. The lingering question remains: will Luna have the last laugh?

Some malevolent pony has brazenly snatched a pizza from Luna's private fridge, despite it being properly marked as hers. The lingering question remains: will Luna have the last laugh?

Published 2023-12-18 06:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-12-18 06:00:00 UTC

Stolen Slices

The royal kitchen was cloaked in a soft, dim glow after hours, and bore an atmosphere of serene quietude. The candles cast flickering shadows, adding an intimate touch to the otherwise still room. Amidst the tranquility, a gentle hum emanated from the refrigerator, its rhythmic cadence interwoven with the occasional pops signifying the cooling ovens. The lingering scent of cleaning fluid pervaded the air, a testament to the damp, recently mopped floors.

Luna, with the quiet grace of her hoofsteps, approached the fridge, the resonant clicks of her hooves upon the cool marble floor resonated throughout the room. The anticipation in the air reached its pinnacle as she finally arrived at the centerpiece of the royal kitchen. The royal fridge, she could practically taste the delicious pizza held within.

Luna stood in front of the large double door fridge; a golden sun was embroidered onto one half and a silver moon on the other. The kitchen staff was always sure to keep it stocked with the favorite foods of the princesses should they get a late night craving. Her sister’s was packed with cakes, pies and a number of sweets. She was such a glutton, while Lunas contained a much greater prize. The remains of her half eaten pizza. The high pitch hum of magic filled the air as Luna opened her half of the fridge.

Her eyes instinctively flinched as they were abruptly exposed to the searing brightness. The stark contrast between the dimly lit surroundings and the sudden intrusion of the brilliant light caused an involuntary reaction, and Luna blinked momentarily, adjusting to the unexpected luminosity. She looked around the fridge. Where was it? Certain that she had left it on the second shelf, Luna's eyes darted about frantically. Fueled by a sense of urgency, she resorted to using her magic to pull out items from the shelves in a desperate search. The organized array of food items became a chaotic whirlwind around her as she sought the elusive object, her determination evident in the swift and purposeful movements guided by the power of her magic. No it couldn't be true. The hum of Luna's magic intensified, echoing through the kitchen as she tore through the fridge with rapid, determined movements. However, her furious efforts were in vain. In a moment of defeat, Luna fell to her knees, her gaze turned towards the heavens above. "Nooooooooooo!" she cried, the lamentation echoed in the once-quiet kitchen. The realization struck like a bitter blow—somepony had absconded with her cherished pizza, leaving her in a state of both disbelief and culinary dismay.

The audacity of the crime could not be forgiven – how could anypony dare to pilfer from a princess, especially something as sacred as her pizza? Luna's mind raced to find an explanation, settling on the idea that it must have been a mistake. Perhaps a new, overzealous staff member mistook her beloved pizza for being past its prime and disposed of it. A wave of understanding tempered her initial fury.

"It must be a misunderstanding," Luna mused aloud, finding solace in the thought. Despite the initial shock, a sense of resilience took over. "It's alright," she reassured herself, determination flickering in her eyes. "I'll simply have another pizza ordered for tomorrow's late-night snack. A royal craving shall not be denied for long."

The night came and went. The next morning Luna was resolute in her directive to the kitchen manager to ensure there would be a pizza waiting in the fridge for her nocturnal awakening. As the anticipated moment arrived, Luna eagerly trotted into the royal kitchen, the clicks of her hooves on the marble floor brisker than the previous night. Her excitement radiated, matching the anticipation that filled the air as she approached the fridge with a hopeful gleam in her eyes.

Once again, Luna stood before the royal fridge, her anticipation reached its peak. With an eager grip on the handle, using her magic, she swung the door open forcefully. However, the sight that greeted her was beyond any terror that she had encountered in the last one thousand moons – there was no pizza. Horror and disbelief played across Luna's face as the missing pizza left her with a sinking feeling of disappointment.

As Luna stood before the empty fridge, the scent of melted cheese and pepperoni still lingered in the air, a realization struck her. This wasn't a mere mistake; the kitchen staff had, indeed, ordered the pizza. The sense of betrayal deepened. This wasn't a singular act; she had been robbed not once, but twice! The audacity of such an abhorrent crime against the diarchy fueled Luna's resolve to seek justice.

Contemplating her next move, Luna's mind raced through potential punishments befitting such culinary transgressions. Should the guilty party be banished to the moon, or made to endure a thousand nights of solitude? The weight of decision rested on Luna's regal shoulders as she pondered how best to rectify this grave injustice against her nocturnal cravings and the sanctity of the royal pizza.

A sly grin slowly crept across Luna's lips, an expression of mischief and strength of will. The gluttonous thief who dared to defy the royal pizza must be punished dearly. The path ahead became clear as a plan formed in Luna's mind like a tapestry woven with threads of moonlight, each strand meticulously crafted to bring her scheme to fruition. She decided to take matters into her own hooves, resolving to order another pizza herself.

But this wouldn't be just any pizza – oh no. Luna's eyes gleamed with a mischievous spark as she contemplated the arsenal of spicy justice at her disposal. Jalapeno, habanero, ghost pepper, or even the dreaded Equestrian reaper – nothing was off the table for this audacious transgressor. The hot sauce would rain down like a spicy vengeance, ensuring that the next unauthorized indulgence in her royal cuisine would be an unforgettable, fiery experience. The diarchy's taste buds would not be trifled with.

The plan had crystallized in Luna's mind. That very afternoon, she would execute her spicy retribution. She ordered a pizza, and intended to douse it with every hot pepper known to ponykind. With a devious glint in her eyes, Luna anticipated the fiery justice that awaited the pizza thief.

After she raised the moon, Luna dashed to the royal kitchen, quickly hiding herself in the pantry, hidden in the shadows. The air was laden with the pungent aroma of spices, which created an atmosphere of anticipation. The pizza, now a spicy concoction of vengeance, was tucked away in her half of the fridge, awaiting its fate. Luna's heart beat with a mix of excitement and resoluteness.

With the patience that befitted a ruler, Luna bided her time, ready to leap out and confront the audacious thief the moment they succumbed to the fiery trap laid out for them. However, she had misjudged the size of the space, and she now found herself bent into a bizarre shape that would surely have her in pain the next night. It would be worth it though to finally get the pony that was stealing her pizza. The stage was set for a confrontation that would be remembered in the annals of Equestrian culinary justice.

Luna's keen ears caught the unmistakable sound of hooves clicking along the kitchen floor. The hoofsteps reverberated with an unusual heaviness, each step echoing through the royal kitchen. Luna's brow furrowed as she deduced that the intruder must be quite hefty – probably, she thought with a silent seethe, a result of indulging in her stolen pizzas.

Her eyes narrowed in the shadows of the pantry as she readied herself for the confrontation. The time had come to unveil the spicy trap and bring the perpetrator to justice. Luna's heart raced with a mixture of anticipation and fortitude, her magical powers were at the ready. Tonight, the thief would face the consequences of their gastronomic transgressions.

The creak of the door opening reached Luna's ears, this signaled that the moment of reckoning had arrived. A malevolent satisfaction painted Luna's features as she rubbed her forehooves together in anticipation. The thief had taken the bait, and would indulge in the spicy feast she had meticulously prepared.

From her concealed vantage point, Luna could hear the unmistakable sounds of chomping as it echoed through the kitchen. A smirk played on her lips as she imagined the thief unsuspectingly consuming the fiery concoction. A tense silence enveloped the room, pregnant with the Suspense of the impending reaction.

Then, without warning, the tranquility was shattered by a series of audible screams. Luna's eyes gleamed with satisfaction, her plan unfolding with delicious success. The thief had encountered the spicy justice of the royal pizza, and Luna reveled in the sweet taste of vengeance.

Luna burst out of the pantry with triumphant exuberance, ready to confront the would-be thief. "Hazzah!" she shouted. However, the sight that greeted her was beyond her expectations.

There, in the midst of chaos, was Celestia, running around the kitchen in a state of utter pandemonium. She screamed at the top of her lungs, her mouth agape, her eyes bulged in distress. Luna's eyes widened as Celestia, in a fiery frenzy, approached the royal fridge. With a display of strength that surprised even Luna, Celestia ripped the door off her half of the fridge, sending it crashing across the room.

Celestia paid no mind to Luna's presence, who now stood in awe at her sister's voracity. It was as if she was possessed by the spirit of an insatiable Yak. Pastries and treats disappeared into her mouth at an alarming rate, a desperate attempt to drown the flames of spiciness engulfing her.

Luna couldn't help but giggle at the unexpected turn of events. As she trotted out of the kitchen, she paused in the doorway to turn back towards the spectacle. "Serves you right, Celestia. Don't ever steal my pizza again," Luna quipped, savoring the poetic justice she had unwittingly unleashed upon her sister.