Rainbow Dash flew down the stairs and entered the farmhouse kitchen, her gaze immediately landing on Rarity’s backside. The dressmaker had somehow managed to beat both Rainbow Dash as well as Applejack to the kitchen. Though that may have been due to the fact that the prismatic pegasus had woken up to find that she was being ridden by an excitable farm pony.
With the slick warmth of Applejack’s spit still coating her cock, Rainbow Dash landed behind the other mare. The distinct clop of her hooves was enough to distract the dressmaker from her cooking and alert her to the fact that she was no longer alone.
“Oh my, you startled me, dear,” Rarity remarked, glancing over her shoulder at Rainbow Dash. “Thank goodness I heard the woosh of your wings at the last moment.”
“Heh,” Rainbow Dash chuckled. “I remember the first time I did that. I thought you were going to punch me or jump out of your skin.”
Rarity lightly smacked the other mare on the shoulder and giggled. “Yes well, I am not quite so stuck in my ways as some people in this house. I can adapt, and besides its been what, two months since you’ve so entered our lives.”
“And every single one of your holes,” Rainbow Dash added, slipping up next to the other pony and nibbling her ear. “Speaking a which, do you mind? Applejack was good, but I still need another before I’ll be satisfied.”
Rarity sniffed the air, a blush immediately springing to her face. “Oh my, so that is what I smell. Where is the dear anyway?”
“Shower,” Rainbow Dash replied simply.
The pegasus then mounted the other mare with a single pump of her wings, landing atop Rarity’s back with a soft plop. Her cock, already hard from gazing at the dressmaker’s puffy, slightly parted pussy lips, settled between Rarity’s small teets.
“So,” Rainbow Dash whispered. “Up for your first pounding of the day?”
Rarity licked her lips. “So long as it isn't the last.”
Applejack plodded slowly down the stairs, a yawn on her lips, and cobwebs in her head. Dealing with Rainbow Dash’s morning wood had woken the farm pony up, only for the warm caress of the water to nearly put her right back to sleep. This was a routine thing for her, as despite being an early riser, she had never found the process easy, even after getting her cunt pumped full of virile futa jizz.
“Mmmorning,” she muttered after reaching the kitchen.
Plopping down in her usual seat, the pony pawed weakly for the newspaper only to stop when her senses caught up with her. There, in front of her, less than eight feet away, was her wife, along with their sort of girlfriend, slash fuck buddy Rainbow Dash. The two were copulating like wild animals, shocking Applejack that she hadn't noticed anything until that moment.
Rarity had spread her hooves against the edge of the countertop and was screaming in ecstasy. Repeating Rainbow Dash’s name each time the futa mare bottomed out in the other female’s pussy. Which happened often, as the jackhammering pegasus was moving at a truly breakneck pace.
Her balls audibly slapped against Rarity’s teets, punctuating each of the dressmaker’s moans with a wet thwap. Arousal dripped down Rarity’s shaking legs, pooling on the cold floor beneath her back hooves. That wasn't the only thing trembling, however, as nearly the entire rest of the other female’s body was vibrating. Rarity’s lip quivered, and her eyes were open wide, tongue hanging from her mouth.
Rainbow Dash was, as usual, all but silent, merely grunting as she slammed herself into Rarity’s backside. Hooves gripping the plush thighs of the dressmaker, Rainbow Dash was relentless and nearing her own orgasm as well. In the time it took for Applejack to glance over and make sure the pancakes weren't burning, they finished.
Rarity’s entire body went rigid, and her nose stuck even further up into the air, her cry of ecstasy turning into a confused warble. Rainbow Dash pushed herself as deep as possible before resting there, nostrils flaring as her lungs filled with air. For nearly a minute the pair remained there, with neither moving an inch as Rainbow Dash pumped a load into the fashionista.
From her position at the table, Applejack could see it all, the flared head of their girlfriend's cock. The cum pouring into the white female’s cunt, the twitching spasming right leg that informed Applejack that Rarity was enjoying herself. It was a delectable sight to wake up to, and one that was made better by the aroma of fresh food, as well as pungent sex.
“I see someone also couldn't wait,” Applejack quipped.
As the farm pony poured herself coffee and reclined in her chair, Rarity breathed a long sigh of relief. The dressmaker’s muscles fell slack, and she reached back, cupping Rainbow Dash’s chin. Rarity then pulled the other pony forward before exchanging a deep, passionate kiss with the other mare.
On the sidelines, Applejack watched with a mixture of arousal as well as a hint of jealousy. Far from being the relationship-ending emotion that most made it out to be, the anxiety of seeing Rarity with someone else made it better. Applejack couldn't put it to words, but it made her feel competitive, rather than angry, or sad, igniting a spark in her belly.
“Done knocking up my wife?” Applejack exclaimed.
The copulating ponies parted, with Rainbow Dash flashing a smirk over her shoulder at the farmer.
“You know at this rate I’m starting to think that you actually want me to fuck a baby into her,” Rainbow Das exclaimed, punctuating her sentence by pulling her titanic cock from Rarity’s depths. “You certainly mention it enough times.”
“Well, you know…” Applejack murmured.
The pony’s sentence faded away the second she saw Rarity begin to move. One hoof grabbed a cup, the other pressed between her legs, holding in most of the titanic load pumped inside of her. She then, with one swift motion, swapped places with her hooves, allowing the viscous liquid to sploosh into the waiting glass.
Rarity shuddered and shivered until finally, she had squeezed what felt like all of the cum from her insides. With that out of the way she trotted over to the table and placed the overflowing piece of china in front of Applejack.
“Your morning coffee, dear,” Rarity offered sweetly.
Applejack nodded once before reaching forward, grabbing the cup and swiftly bringing it to her waiting lips. The farm pony wasted no time in chugging the contents in a few short seconds, leaving behind only a splash. Which she deposited into her coffee, where it mixed with the warm beverage that nearly spilled over the side.
“Fuck that is hot,” Rainbow Dash muttered.
“She is quite the kinky girl, isn't she?” Rarity purred, leaning in close.
The dressmaker planted a wet kiss on her wife’s lips only to be pulled into a deep, passionate embrace. Nearly a minute later the pair parted, breathless and panting, but blushing profusely.
“Now sit down darling. I made more than enough pancakes for everyone,” Rarity offered.
Rainbow Dash dutifully did as she was told, plunking down next to Applejack as she started to sip her coffee. The pair sat in silence, merely watching as Applejack’s gaping, still cum drenched pussy twisted this way and that. When it vanished, a plate stacked high with delicious treats was placed on the table with a loud clang.
“I can feel your eyes on me you horny mares,” Rarity whispered huskily.
“Can you blame us?” Rainbow Dash asked, much to the amusement of Applejack who laughed along with her.
“Not in the slightest,” Rarity proclaimed.
The dressmaker then plunked down across from the dou and grabbed herself some breakfast. Prompting the others to quickly follow suit, filling up their plates in no time.
“So,” Applejack began while drowning her pancakes in apple syrup. “How's the cutie mark crusaders been? You’ve spent a lot of time over here this past week.”
Rainbow Dash paused mid-bite, her mind conjuring images of the three needy, and very pregnant mares waiting for her at home. She remembered their endless endurance, the hours spent lying exhausted in their bed, unable to move. She also recalled clearly the yelling, arguments, and constant stress that weighed on all of them.
“Not… great,” Rainbow Dash whispered.
“Oh, that's terrible. You aren't having any relationship troubles are you?” Rarity inquired.
Rainbow Dash shook her head. “It's fine actually. It's just my presence seems to get me one of two responses. Getting fucked for forty-eight hours, or being screamed at for twice that length of time.”
“Oof,” Applejack muttered.
Rarity elbowed her wife and shot her a quick glare. “I’m assuming you’ve talked about this?”
“Yeah were cool,” Rainbow Dash replied, a fork loaded heavily with pancakes weaving around in the air. “Something about the hormones getting complicated with the potion is making things go all out of wack. I still see them every day, but my visits are not quite as frequent as I would like.”
“And it's going to go away after they give birth, right?” Applejack pressed.
Rainbow Dash nodded. “Doc says they should be fine after. Just a bit of a hiccup is all. We’re getting through it together.”
“Well that's great,” Rarity proclaimed. “I’d offer that you could keep staying here but the whole Apple family clan is coming out this weekend and they need all the room we can give them.”
Applejack swallowed hard. “Normally I’d still offer to keep you over because it ain't like we are given up our bed but it's going to be a bit… cramped in here for a bit.”
“I get it,” Rainbow Dash quipped. “I was thinkin of seeing what's up with Twilight anyway. She spends so much time over at Fluttershy’s that I figured she must have an empty guest room or something.”
“Oh those two,” Rarity muttered wistfully. “I never would have thought they’d be interested in one another. The bottoms they both are.”
Rainbow Dash merely raised an eyebrow and glanced from Rarity to Applejack.
“Now don't get it twisted. We’re just bottoms for you, on account of how hot you are and whatever,” Applejack's half-assed response was cut off by the farm pony stuffing a load of food into her mouth.
“Ha, you are such a tsundere sometimes,” Rainbow Dash quipped.
“Baka,” Applejack whispered under her breath.
“What was that?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“N-nothing,” Applejack muttered guiltily, avoiding the other mare’s gaze.
“Whelp,” Rainbow Dash announced as she rose from the table. “I should probably check in with the girls, and then head over to Twilight's before she gets busy with something or other.”
“Oh uh hey,” Rarity exclaimed. “We were hoping to talk to you about-”
“You want to ask me to start dating you both for real, and you also want to start a family with me being the sire of all your foals,” Rainbow Dash replied, tugging her saddlebag onto her back and walking over to the door.
“How did you know,” Applejack muttered.
Rainbow Dash flashed the pair a wide smile. “Contrary to popular belief I rarely actually sleep when I go for a nap.”
The pegasus trotted over to the door and threw it open before peeking back around the corner one final time.
“Anywho, we can talk about that more on Monday. See you cuties soon!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
The prismatic pegasus then shot the married mares a wink before shooting out the door with a pump of her wings. The entrance slammed shut on the breeze a moment later, leaving Rarity and Applejack sitting there blushing.
“We uh, probably should have seen that one coming, huh?” Applejack murmured.
“Probably,” Rarity agreed.
Rainbow Dash kicked in the front door with enough force to send the enormous oaken object flying through the air. Where it slammed against the wall loud enough to make Twilight screech like someone had just slapped her in the horn. The unicorn’s magic flared to life, and her gaze spun around to land on a madly grinning Rainbow Dash standing at the entrance.
“Sun and stars Rainbow Dash,” Twilight murmured, a hoof over her heart. “You nearly scared me to death.”
“Figured since I hadn't had the chance to prank you in a while that I’d start making up for lost time,” Rainbow Dash exclaimed while walking into the room.
“Kicking the door though? Come on, that's pretty low effort,” Twilight pointed out.
Rainbow Dash fell into the couch across from Twilight and shrugged her shoulders. “I’m exhausted and haven't slept a wink in days. Sue me,” Rainbow Dash declared.
Twilight closed her book and reclined into her seat. “Oh, I remember hearing about that,” she began, tapping her chin. “You are shacking up as they say, with Applejack and Rarity. How is that?”
The unicorn’s smirk contained a unique teasing edge that Rainbow Dash had rarely seen in her purple friend. It made the pegasus chuckle aloud and fall down to the couch, spreading her wings as well as her hooves.
“It's been good,” Rainbow Dash murmured. “I wish I didn't have to do so at all, but well… you heard about the cutie mark crusaders.”
“I did,” Twilight replied with a nod. “It's a shame that the potion is interacting so poorly with their bodies, but at least your fine, and they will be soon enough.”
“Yeah it's just a little bump on the road of life, ya know,” Rainbow Dash whispered.
“So worldly,” Twilight teased. “Since when has the ever-free Rainbow Dash become so tied down?”
“Becoming so content does strange things to a person,” Rainbow Dash muttered, turning to the pony across from her. “You mind if I crash here for a nap and maybe later for the night? Need some space ya know.”
“Are you sure you can sleep? It's so busy right now,” Twilight replied, gesturing to the completely empty library.
“Heh, you’ve grown a sense of humor,” Rainbow Dash pointed out.
“I had to, given how often you used to prank me,” Twilight retorted.
“Ahh well, sorry about that. Didn't really know how to handle feeling attracted to people yet,” Rainbow Dash paused to yawn. “Anywho. I know it's pretty early, but I’m still tuckered from the night before. Y'all mind if I pass out here?”
“Oh um, of course,” Twilight muttered while blushing profusely. “I’ll try not to give you any more animal parts this time.”
“Cool. Turning into a bird was neat, but having a cloaca was gross,” Rainbow Dash rolled over and snuggled into the couch. “Thanks again Twi.”
“Of course,” Twilight murmured.
Rainbow Dash wiggled tighter against the side of the couch, her eyes clamping tightly shut. She tried to fight her way back to sleep again, but no matter how hard she tried a strange sound stopped her. Giving up any attempt to fall unconscious again, Rainbow Dash was about to turn around only to stop herself at the last second.
A giggle, one she knew well from her childhood, tickled her ear and prompted Rainbow Dash to lay back down. Extending her ears, Rainbow Dash listened closely to the noises nearby, curiosity piqued. She came to the quick conclusion that Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy were making out, and quite vigorously too.
Fluttershy’s tiny, adorable moans were occasionally interrupted by Twilight's deeper grunts or gasps. The pair went back and forth, the couch they sat on squeaking noisily as they moved their weight around.
“Stahp,” Fluttershy whispered in a mirthful tone. “Rainbow Dash is right there.”
“Oh she sleeps like a rock,” Twilight replied, leaning in close. “Besides, I know how much you're turned on by this.”
“Well it is kinda hot,” Fluttershy reluctantly admitted.
The door suddenly flying open nearly made Rainbow Dash leap from the couch but she pushed down that urge. Laying still, she had to force herself to stay quiet as the rapid tip tap of hooves crossed the room.
“I knew it, you two were making out without me,” Pinkie Pie’s uniquely happy voice exclaimed.
Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow.
“Well um, we had a free moment,” Fluttershy murmured. “And we weren't sure if you were free.”
“Wanna join?” Twilight offered.
“Heck yeah!” Pinkie Pie declared.
The party pony then leaped atop the other two, turning them into a giggling pony pile. Which sooner devolved into a sloppy, somewhat adorable make-out session without any rhyme or reason. Rainbow Dash could hear the trio swapping spit, only to shift, and focus on someone else. It was incredibly hot, so much so that she wanted to tell them to stop, lest her cock begin to grow hard.
Pinkie Pie, as usual, beat her to the punch.
“So,” proclaimed the preppy pink pony. “Are we going to invite Rainbow Dash, or just keep giving her a show?”
“W-what?” Fluttershy stuttered.
“What are you talking about?” Twilight pressed.
“She's been listening to us make out for like, five minutes now,” Pinkie Pie pointed out. “You can see her ears twitching plus she's a total light sleeper.”
“It's true,” Rainbow Dash proclaimed, rolling over. “Y'all are ballsy too. I never thought Fluttershy would be all about the PDA’s.”
The butter yellow pegasus blushed so hard she turned a bright red, hiding behind both her hair as well as her wings. Pinkie Pie was completely unfazed, while Twilight was somewhere between, her face becoming a nice crimson.
“Why didn't you say anything?” Twilight blurted out.
“Cus y'all were cute as fuck,” Rainbow Dash declared, putting a hoof against her cheek and propping her head up. “Been a long time since I’ve heard Fluttershy moan like that. The last time that happened we were in what, tenth grade and I caught you preening in the school bathroom?”
“S-tahp!” Fluttershy murmured, twisting her face this way and that.
“So, wanna join us?” Pinkie Pie asked, bouncing over to the end of Rainbow Dash’s coach. “It seems like you were getting into it.”
“I mean, I wouldn't say no,” Rainbow Dash replied.
Twilight cleared her throat. “That is quite enough of that. I am happily dating Fluttershy. We simply happen to have a more… relaxed relationship with Pinkie Pie.”
“We totally boink all the time,” Pinkie Pie claimed. “These two nerds are total bottoms if you can believe it.”
“Ha, I totally can!” Rainbow Dash replied. “Why when we did that little experiment all those years ago I thought for sure Twilight was going to ask me to marry her.”
“I thought about it,” Twilight whispered mostly to herself.
Rainbow Dash chuckled. “No pressure though. I’ve got more than enough special friends as is so it ain't like I’m hurting for a squirtin.”
“Please don't say it like that,” Fluttershy whispered from behind her hooves.
Rainbow Dash chuckled again, louder this time. “Ahh but seriously. No pressure. Rarity and Applejack just kinda asked me out so I’m still sorta processing that.”
“R-really?” Fluttershy exclaimed, emerging from her shy cocoon.
Rainbow Dash puffed out her chest. “Oh yeah. They even wanna knock 'em up but were going to talk about it on Monday after Applejack’s family leaves.”
“She's going to have baby fever,” Twilight muttered to herself. “How many foals did Big Mac end up having with Cheerilee and Marble?”
“Like, a dozen. Last I checked,” Pinkie Pie remarked. “Anywho. So are we doing this or what?”
“We are…” Twilight paused as her glance settled on Fluttershy, the unicorn noting her girlfriend's curious look. “Considering it, apparently.”
“Well I wouldn't want to make you feel jealous,” Fluttershy quickly gushed.
“Pfft, Twilight? She's had a crush on you since your little animal experiment,” Pinkie Pie offered.
“I have not!” Twilight shouted, only to immediately recoil when everyone looked at her. “Okay, so maybe I’ve thought about it a little.”
“Gurl you and Fluttershy have told me that Rainbow Dash is the one fuck pass you would both agree on taking if given the opportunity,” Pinkie Pie continued. “I, however, am a mare of culture, and prefer Sia.”
“Wait, whose Sia?” Twilight muttered.
“The voice actress behind Songbird Serenade,” Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes. “I told you guys that like, a dozen times.”
“I’m going to pretend you never said that,” Rainbow Dash proclaimed, turning to Twilight. “So, wanna have a go? It can be just you and me, your girlfriend too, maybe even Pinkie Pie.”
“Heck yeah!” Pinkie Pie shouted.
“Can we talk about this, alone?” Twilight offered.
“I’ll come back over tonight,” Rainbow Dash stated, leaping up from the couch. “We can have some cider, maybe watch a movie, and chat about everything then.”
“Woah, wait for a secon-”
“That sounds great,” Pinkie Pie replied. “I’ll bring the drinks, you bring the snacks.”
“Awesome, see you three here!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed before disappearing in a puff of dust kicked up from the couch.
“What uh… what did we get signed up for?” Fluttershy murmured.
“A night of fuckin, drinking and fun!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed. “Yipee, I knew this day was going to be a good one.”
“Are we all okay with this?” Twilight asked, only to get one supremely confident look and one interested but not nearly as brazen one. “Huh, I guess so.”
“You aren't mad, are you?” Pinkie Pie inquired.
“No!” Twilight quickly replied. “I just… thought this was all a little fast is all.”
“You thought it was going to be slow with Rainbow Dash?” Fluttershy pointed out.
Twilight frowned. “Point taken.”
Author's Note
This is a part of the Jest Days of Christmas, where I update something every single day of December. Go check out the link for the full list and check back everyday for a new update!
Author's Note
No smut in this chapter, but make sure to check out a sidestory to this one over here!
Setting Expectations
“Alright, did I forget anything?” Rainbow Dash murmured, glancing over her shoulder at her saddle bags. “Sour gummy worms for Pinkie Pie. Dehydrated mangos for Fluttershy. Tortilla chips and queso for Twilight.”
Rainbow Dash paused and blinked.
“I am only just now realizing that she loves queso but hates quesadillas,” the mare muttered to herself. “That mare is surprisingly illogical sometimes.”
“Right, where was I?” Rainbow Dash continued, flipping open the other flap. “Barbeque chips for me, and finally back up beers in case we run out and a flask of Apple family reserve for if things get really crazy.”
“Now I just gotta check the mane,” Rainbow Dash whispered to herself.
Trotting over to the dark window, Rainbow Dash angled the reflection of the moon just enough to see herself in it. A bit of spit was enough to slick things back into place, only for that same hoof to mess it all up a moment later. Her signature look now complete, Rainbow Dash grinned and shot herself a pair of hoof guns.
“Lookin good,” she remarked, only to frown. “I am talking to myself a lot lately. I really need to get laid. It's been like, eight hours since I’ve busted a nut.”
She walked over to the entrance to the library, only to pause, hesitation gripping her tightly.
“Come on Rainbow Dash, what's going on here?” the pegasus muttered. “We should be thrilled but instead we’re shaking like this is our first rodeo.”
The mare paused and took a deep breath, a hoof placed over her heart.
“Right, this is different,” she began. “If things go the way I think they will tonight then, you’ll have bedded every single close friend you have on top of your oldest friend. You are nervous and that's fine, but we are Rainbow freaking Dash. We got this.”
Her pep talk concluded, the pony stood as tall as she could and puffed out her chest. With a flourish, she tossed open the door and strode confidently inside.
“The party has arrived,” Rainbow Dash announced, kicking the door shut behind her. “Hope y'all haven't started without me.”
“Rainbow!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, leaping up from the couch. “Just the mare I wanted to see.”
“Before you ask. No, you can't have teams,” Twilight remarked without looking up.
“Y-yeah! I’m finally going to win at one of these games, so no teams!” Fluttershy added.
Rainbow Dash dropped her bag next to the table and flopped down next to Pinkie Pie.
“What are y'all playing anyway? Songbirds? What's that about,” Rainbow Dash muttered, her brow furrowing as she gazed at the pile of cards covering the table.
“It's about being the best bird,” Fluttershy replied.
“Huh, neat,” Rainbow Dash remarked. “Here's the snacks by the way. Where are the brews?”
“We were waiting on you. But now that you are here…” Pinkie Pie began, dashing off into the kitchen and returning a moment later with a pair of champagne bottles stuck into a bucket of ice. “The party can truly begin!”
A whip of her tail started a record player nearby, filling the room with an upbeat, bouncy tune.
“Ahh yeah, that's what I’m talking about,” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
“Can we finish our game, please? I’m one turn away from winning,” Fluttershy added.
“Of course Flutters! I wouldn't dream of taking that from you. Not after Twilight beat us in Scrabble-like seven times in a row,” Pinkie Pie declared, arraying four wine glasses before filling them all with bubbling champagne.
“H-hey! I just know a lot of words, that's all,” Twilight retorted, playing a card before gesturing towards Fluttershy.
“It's fine dear but sometimes you have to let other people…” Fluttershy slapped down a pair of cards before jumping out of the couch and raising her forehooves in the air. “Win!”
“Aww heck yeah. Nice one Flutters,” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
“T-thank you,” Fluttershy murmured, hastily sitting back down.
“I propose a toast!” Pinkie Pie began, raising her glass.
“To what, exactly?” Twilight inquired.
“Why to friends of course!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed.
“An excellent toast,” Twilight added.
“Mmhmm,” Fluttershy eagerly proclaimed.
“I can get behind that,” Rainbow Dash agreed, clattering her cup against her friend’s glasses.
“Oh you are going to get behind it alright,” Pinkie Pie whispered, flashing a wink at the other mare.
Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow at that but bit back her remark, noting that Fluttershy and Twilight hadn't heard Pinkie over the crash of glass.
“So…” Rainbow Dash murmured. “What other games you got?”
“I can't believe I’m in jail again,” Rainbow Dash whined, throwing up her hooves. “I’ve ended up there eight times already!”
“But Rainbow Dash. You’ve only landed on the go-to-jail space seven times,” Fluttershy pointed out.
“I know,” Rainbow Dash shot back.
“Oooh, cheeky! Nice one Rainbow!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, giggling to herself. “I almost forgot that public urination charge you got in Las Pegasus.”
“Annd you ruined my cool moment. Thank you Pinkie Pie,” Rainbow Dash murmured.
“Well, I can't believe I only have three properties,” Twilight added. “I can't seem to land on anything that isn't already owned by someone.”
“At least you have three properties,” Fluttershy murmured.
“I didn't mean it like that Fluttershy,” Twilight immediately added, tears budding at the edge of her eyes. “You can have Baltic Avenue. I don't need it!”
“N-no that's quite alright Twilight,” Fluttershy tried to reply.
“Is Twilight always like this?” Rainbow Dash whispered, leaning towards Pinkie Pie. “I didn't think she had that much to drink.”
“She's an even worse lightweight than Fluttershy,” Pinkie Pie countered. “Seriously, that mare has only had four glasses all night and I think she's about to end up three sheets to the wind.”
“Ha, neat saying. Very old-timey,” Rainbow Dash muttered.
“Bet you haven't heard that one in a coon’s age,” Pinkie Pie shot back.
Rainbow Dash chuckled. “That one sounds racist for some reason.”
“Um if it's okay with you girls do you think we could stop here?” Fluttershy asked gently, one hoof keeping a blubbering Twilight at bay.
“That's fine with me. I think it's fair to say that Pinkie Pie and her nine hotels are gonna win this one anyway,” Rainbow Dash remarked, gesturing to the sea of pink-colored plastic that covered nearly half the board.
“Daww but I wanted to live out the capitalist dream of driving you all into bankruptcy and making you beg for mercy and lower rent prices,” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, grinning wolfishly.
“Are you sure that when you said capitalist you didn't mean demon king?” Rainbow Dash countered.
“What's the difference?” Pinkie Pie replied, head cocked in confusion.
“Fair,” Rainbow Dash replied.
“Is the game over?” Twilight exclaimed. “Oh good, then I can get another drinky poo.”
“Of water, or perhaps apple juice if you got it,” Rainbow Dash interrupted, snagging the bottle before Twilight could grab it.
“That sounds like a good idea,” Fluttershy agreed.
“Daww but the champagne was finally starting to taste good,” Twilight whined.
“Here, eat more chips, sweety,” Fluttershy offered, all but jamming a cheese-loaded chip into Twilight's mouth.
The purple mare accepted the offering dutifully, chewing noisily while making small happy noises.
“We gotta do board game nights more often,” Rainbow Dash offered, kicking up her hooves and flicking the top off a beer bottle. “I never thought that a little booze would be all it took for it to go from a total snooze fest to kinda awesome.”
“A bit of the bubbly helps bring out the best,” Pinkie Pie declared, only to pause and glance at Twilight. “Well at least for most of us anyway.”
“She’ll be okay she just needs some water,” Fluttershy remarked while gently rubbing Twilight's back.
“Cool, cool. So, how long have you two been going out? Or should I say you three?” Rainbow Dash inquired, glancing about the room.
“You haven't noticed? I thought we were um, pretty blatant about it,” Fluttershy murmured nervously.
“I try not to assume,” Rainbow Dash dismissed.
“Two months, three days, and six hours,” Twilight proclaimed, only to pause. “Give or take a few hours. My internal clock ain't doing so well right now.”
“It's been wonderful,” Fluttershy added.
“Hey I’m proud of ya Flutters,” Rainbow Dash declared with a grin, hoof resting on her friend’s shoulder. “I thought for sure this was another Featherhoof situation again.”
“Featherhoof?” Twilight inquired.
“Augh not this again,” Fluttershy whined, covering her blushing face with a wing.
“Fluttershy here had a huge crush on a classmate and rather than tell her she just pined in secret for years only to find out she was straight. It was devastating,” Rainbow Dash added. “I don't know how many times I told you to just talk to the girl.”
“Like a thousand,” Fluttershy whispered.
“Daww that's so adorable,” Twilight exclaimed. “I had like a million crushes since coming to Ponyville but the only one that felt real was the one I had on you my shmoopy doo.”
“Hehe,” Fluttershy giggled while Twilight kissed and nuzzled at her neck. “Twilight, there are other ponies here.”
“Mmm I know,” Twilight muttered.
“So,” Rainbow Dash began again, turning towards Pinkie Pie. “How'd you end up tangled up with these two bottoms.”
“Just had a feeling that they needed somepony to take charge and since you were busy with the cutie mark crusaders I decided to fill that need as it were,” Pinkie Pie answered, shooting Rainbow Dash a pointed wink.
“Nice, but hold on a second Twilight. Does that mean the huge crush you had on me didn't feel real?” Rainbow Dash teased.
“I uh,” Twilight began, leaning back in her chair. “I guess it felt right but you were and are a bit on the… flighty side.”
“Twilight,” Fluttershy snapped.
“What? It's true,” Twilight defended. “She may be emotionally unavailable but I’m still attracted to Rainbow Dash because come on, who doesn't love a toned mare? That being said I am also attracted to Pinkie Pie because come on she's got flanks like…”
“I am what the kids call, caked the heck up,” Pinkie Pie proclaimed, standing up on her chair and giving her butt a shake.
“Hot damn you are,” Rainbow Dash agreed, slapping her friend’s backside and causing both of them to erupt in laughter.
Twilight coughed. “Yes, well there are a lot of amazingly attractive ponies but to want to give your heart to someone. That’s a different thing,” Twilight concluded, laying her head on Fluttershy’s shoulder.
“Oh-oh my,” Fluttershy murmured happily.
“Your assessment is fair by the way. The flighty thing and the toned-as-heck thing,” Rainbow Dash added.
“Speaking of long-standing curiosity finally getting the light of day,” Pinkie Pie began, turning to Rainbow Dash with wide, sparkling eyes. “What happened between you and Twilight during your little animal experiment?”
“Nothin,” Rainbow Dash replied with a shrug. “Or at least I don't remember anything out of the ordinary happening. Apparently, my brain shrinking and expanding a bunch of times wasn't great for my memory.”
“There was no permanent damage,” Twilight was quick to add. “And you remember… most of it.”
“What- really? I thought you told me everything that happened,” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
“Keeping secrets from your friends isn't very nice Twilight,” Fluttershy admonished.
“It wasn't anything big or whatever. We just kinda sorta kissed a little,” Twilight whispered, shrinking into her seat with every word.
“Well, that's news to me,” Rainbow Dash exclaimed. “Was I at least good?”
“It was erm, mostly by accident,” Twilight explained, tapping her forehooves together. “We fell, and then stuff happened and we erm, didn't get up right away.”
“Daww, I wanna kiss Rainbow Dash too,” Fluttershy whined.
“Girl, all you had to do was ask,” Rainbow Dash replied with a grin. “C'mere and gimme some sugar.”
Pinkie Pie intruded between the two, holding them apart. “Wait, before we get to the sexy part I gotta ask one last thing.”
“Augh what?” Rainbow Dash whined. “You're giving me blue balls over here.”
“Wouldn't they already be blue?” Twilight prodded, much to the amusement of everyone who wasn't Rainbow Dash.
“Just get on with your question, Pinks,” Rainbow Dash groused.
“Well I was just wondering what else you turned into,” Pinkie Pie exclaimed innocently. “Was it just animals or did you guys do stuff like say a dragon or a centaur?”
“Don't look at me,” Rainbow Dash replied, raising her forehooves. “I was apparently more out of it than I thought.”
“We did try some more advanced modifications at the end,” Twilight muttered. “Though they were a bit more draining than I would have liked and I wasn't able to hold them for more than a minute or two.”
“Don't beat yourself up. I bet you’ve got those spells mastered by now. Don't you dear?” Fluttershy hummed, leaning against Twilight.
“Oh uh yeah,” Twilight exclaimed while blushing. “I can hold them basically indefinitely and even localize them to a single body part or area.”
“That's cool and all,” Pinkie Pie interrupted. “But what I really wanted to know was if, when you were a dragon… did you have two dicks?”
Rainbow Dash blinked. “I uh… don't recall. To be honest.”
All eyes turned to an increasingly nervous Twilight.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” Twilight shot back.
“You weren't curious about it at all?” Fluttershy pressed.
“Okay so maybe I was a little curious,” Twilight murmured. “But I didn't even get the chance to look into that particular detail. The spell didn't last long enough.”
“That explains why I don't remember that. Seem like that woulda been pretty darn memorable,” Rainbow Dash added.
“Well, what are you waiting for? Do the spell again so we can all see!” Pinkie Pie proclaimed.
“What?!” Twilight shouted. “Right now? B-b-but…. Fluttershy, tell them we can't do that.”
“I consent. Sounds like fun,” Rainbow Dash added.
“She did consent, Twilight,” Fluttershy pointed out. “And that does sound kinda hot.”
“But we were playing games,” Twilight remarked, gesturing to the snacks and drinks laid out on the table.
“And now we all wanna look at Rainbow Dash’s dick or dicks. Try to keep up here, Twilight,” Pinkie Pie shot back.
“Please tell me you don't also want this,” Twilight asked, turning to Fluttershy.
“I mean… I am kinda curious,” Fluttershy admitted while blushing profusely.
“I am surrounded by degenerates,” Twilight muttered, throwing up her forehooves.
“Oh come on quit talking like you ain't also curious,” Rainbow Dash retorted. “Are you really going to miss this golden opportunity to satisfy your scientific curiosity?”
“Plus that won't be the only part of you that's going to end up satisfied,” Pinkie Pie added.
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie exchanged a hoof bump.
“Well, I…” Twilight began, only to make the mistake of glancing into Fluttershy’s hungry eyes. Immediately all resistance melted from the mare, and Twilight released a low sigh. “Okay fine.”
“Yippee! Bone zone here we cum!” Pinkie Pie proclaimed.
“I am so excited,” Fluttershy murmured.
“Hold on girls. Let's check if Twilight is really okay with this and isn't just getting pressured into it,” Rainbow Dash interrupted. “We don't want her to feel like she has to do this if she doesn't want to.”
“I…” Twilight gulped and looked down, the mare nervously tapping her forehooves together. “I do want to know and I did learn how to localize the spell but haven't had the chance to test it on anyone yet, so…”
“So let's get this science experiment going already!” Pinkie Pie shouted.
“Are we going to the lab or our bedroom?” Fluttershy asked, the mare giving her partner a knowing look.
“The uh…” Twilight cleared her throat. “The bedroom.”
