The Wild Card

by Tyrant
His name is Siegfried. And he's not the first human to cross the Equestrian Border it seems.

Yea, the name is Siegfried. I just waltzed right in to Equestria, no real idea how I got here it just blended right in. I was walking a trail at night and exited Everfree Forest to find this lil' purple unicorn staring at me. Huh, well it could be worse. She could've had a craving for human stew. Well, this is my story and I hope they can tell me why the hell am I here in a world with ponies as the dominant race. ...what, dragons too, Oh crap.

Teen
On Hiatus
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
 
TOF

31186 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
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14 Chapters:

  1. She hits like a... 2012-10-05 02:47:07 UTC
    2614
  2. Of PBJ'S and Pink Manes 2012-10-05 04:41:14 UTC
    2215
  3. I'm banjaxed! I'm screwed! 2012-10-07 07:50:58 UTC
    3808
  4. The Equestrian Inquisition 2012-10-09 10:57:15 UTC
    1801
  5. The Want Ads 2012-10-13 11:27:13 UTC
    2158
  6. First day on the job 2012-10-22 10:12:09 UTC
    1869
  7. My Kindred Spirit 2012-10-25 15:11:38 UTC
    2911
  8. Admitting the Problem 2012-12-12 02:39:11 UTC
    2042
  9. In love with you 2012-12-16 08:44:14 UTC
    2003
  10. And they called him... 2013-02-23 19:46:20 UTC
    2102
  11. All cloak, no dagger (Part 1) 2013-04-03 06:57:17 UTC
    1802
  12. All Cloak, No Dagger (Part 2) 2013-04-05 02:17:45 UTC
    2014
  13. All Cloak, No Dagger (Finale) 2013-04-08 03:37:13 UTC
    2197
  14. Into the Everfree 2013-04-10 06:06:17 UTC
    1650