Pony Park 2: Equestria Boys

by Mario-and-sonic-pals

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, South Park, Comedy, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Crossover
Length: 4004

Hector and his friends reenter the human world.

Hector Parker has been living happily in Equestria, but when he decides to enter the human world again, his past comes back to bite him in the flank.

Published 2024-01-05 04:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-03-30 02:02:01 UTC

Life as a pony… or human

Author's Note

Just a heads up, canon human names will be like this.

Life as a pony… or human

Chapter 1: Life as a pony… or human

It was a nice sunny day in Equestria, and Hector was enjoying his new life as a pony. Along with his friends, he was sucked into the world of Equestria by a magical door, and since then he was adopted by princess Twilight Sparkle while his friends were taken into custody by Twilight’s friends. It’s days like this that make Hector glad that he was no longer a human.

Hector was reading one of the many books he brought from the human world, when he heard a knock on his bedroom door. “Come in,” he said. The door opened and Hector’s friends, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny, entered. “Hey guys, how’s it going?”

“Alright, I guess. What are you reading?” asked Stan.

“Harry Potter, I figured that I read some of the books that I brought from the human world,” said Hector. “You know, I’ve always wanted to cast spells and now I can because I’m a unicorn.”

“Same. But it’s kinda hard to grab stuff with magic,” said Stan.

“You guys are lucky,” said Cartman. “But at least Kenny and I can fly.”

“(Yeah, but I’m still getting used to flying),” said Kenny. “(So, what are we going to do today)?”

“Well we could read,” said Hector, causing them all to laugh. “But in all seriousness, why don’t we explore the castle.” They all agreed and began to explore the castle until they came across something interesting… the portal to the human realm.

“Hey boys, what are you looking at?” asked Twilight (Hector’s adoptive mother), as she walked up to the four foals. “Oh, I see you found the portal to the human realm.”

“Mom, is it okay if we go through the portal, please?” asked Hector.

Twilight thought about it for a moment before answering. “Okay, but I’m going to be there to supervise you,” said Twilight. The foals nodded. “Good, now get your backpacks and get the necessary items for the trip.”

A few minutes later…

Once every pony was ready, they all stepped through the portal and emerged from the other side as humans. “Holy shit, we’re humans again!” said Cartman, who was glad to be back on his feet after trotting with hooves for a year.

Just a heads up, the boys are now in their freshman year since they were gone for a long time in the human realm.

“Eric, what did we say about that kind of language?” said Twilight, causing Cartman to apologize. “So, how does it feel to be human again?”

“Pretty good,” said the four young humans. Just then, a girl around high school age walked towards them, followed by her greeting Twilight. “Hey Twilight, it’s good to see you again,” said the girl.

“It’s good to see you too, Sunset Shimmer,” said Twilight.

“Excuse me, aren’t you going to introduce us to this enchanting lady,” said Kenny (who took off his parka), causing Sunset Shimmer to blush with that last part.

“Oh right, where are my manners,” said Twilight. “Sunset Shimmer, this is Kenny, Cartman, and Stan. And this one is my son, Hector.”

“Very nice to meet you,” said Stan.

“What’s up,” said Cartman.

“Good day ma lady,” said Hector.

“It’s great to meet you all, but I didn’t know you had a son, Twilight. Should I know who the father is,” said Sunset Shimmer. Twilight blushed at the remark.

“There is no father because Hector is my adopted son,” said Twilight.

“Oh, well that’s good… I mean it would be nice even if there was a father involved, but I choose to believe that a mother’s love is forever,” said Sunset Shimmer. “Anyways, why don’t we show them around Canterlot High?”

“You want us to explore a school… I’m in,” said Hector. The other boys agreed, followed by them entering the school that was in front of the portal. “Wow, so this is what school is like.” Suddenly, Hector bumped into a student, causing them to fall on the floor. “Oh, sorry.”

“It’s okay,” said the girl, who looked very familiar. Once the two looked at each other, it was obvious that there was something that connected them. “Oh, um… hey.”

“Hey… my name’s Hector Parker, what’s yours?” said Hector.

“Oh, I’m Apple Bloom,” said Apple Bloom, which made Hector realize that this was the human counterpart to the love of his life back in Equestria.

“Hey Romeo, we have to get going,” said Twilight, as she grabbed her son by the hand. Once they were away from Apple Bloom, Twilight explained that everypony in Equestria has a human counterpart in the human realm, which seemed to clear everything up.

After exploring the school, Twilight and the four boys entered the music room, where the human counterparts of Twilight’s friends were working on a new song. “Hey girls, long time no see,” said Twilight, causing everyone to hug her.

“Oh it’s good to see you, darling,” said Rarity.

“Haven’t seen ya since the battle of the bands,” said Applejack.

Fluttershy was the first tonotice the four boys. “Um, who are they?” she asked.

“I’m Stan, and these are my friends Cartman and Kenny,” said Stan.

“And I’m Hector, son of Twilight Sparkle,” said Hector, causing the girls to gasp. Pinkie pie then grabbed Twilight.

“Why weren’t we invited to the baby shower,” said Pinkie Pie.

“Because he’s adopted, and even if he was my biological child he would have been born before I discovered the portal,” said Twilight, which seemed to clear things up. “Anyways, I’d figure that I would have them explore the human world for a while, if that’s okay with you girls.”

“Sure thing, Twilight,” said Rainbow Dash. “You know, a certain blue-haired guitar player was asking about you yesterday.”

“Flash Sentry was asking about me?” said Twilight, while blushing. “I mean… that’s cool.”

Later at SugarCube Corner…

Everyone was talking about memories of the past, as well as explaining the events of the previous year. “I still can’t believe that you turned into a she-demon,” said Cartman.

“Well I can’t believe that you killed someone’s parents just because you got conned out of your allowance,” said Sunset Shimmer.

“She’s got a point Cartman, that was pretty messed up,” said Hector.

“Says the guy who stole a crown and got rich off of it after ditching his ex-girlfriend,” said Rainbow Dash. “By the way, what were the weirdest places you slept in?”

“Oh the places, one time I slept in a movie theater and I got to see a bunch of movies for free,” said Hector. “Another time I slept in a Broadway theater, and I saw Back to the Future The Musical free of charge.”

“Cool, must’ve been awesome living on the streets,” said Cartman.

“Yeah, but I’m glad I have a mom and a home,” said Hector. “Speaking of Broadway, that’s where I met Emily, I wonder what she’s doing now.”

Meanwhile, in the distant land of New York, there was a girl named Emily who was locked up in juvenile hall. As the guards passed by her cell… she made her escape through the bars of her window.

As she quickly ran away from the prison she was forced to be in, she quickly changed her clothes so that the police wouldn’t be able to find her.

“Hector Parker, your head will soon be mine,” said Emily.

Return of the ex

Chapter 2: return of the ex

While Hector was talking to his (kinda) new friends, he started to reminisce about his past. “Hey kiddo, is something wrong?” asked Twilight.

“Oh nothing, I was just thinking about my former significant other,” said Hector. Suddenly, Rarity hugged him tightly.

“Oh there there darling, I’m sure she’ll forgive you if you just ask nicely,” said Rarity.

“You’re joking right? She would never forgive me for what I did to her,” said Hector, as he broke out of the hug. “Besides, she never really cared about me, she only used me to get what she wanted.”

“Maybe she and I could’ve been friends, you know, back when I was evil,” said Sunset Shimmer, causing everyone to give the ‘really’ look. “What, it’s a joke.”

“Well it’s an accurate joke, she got along with bad people especially when she went to prison,” said Hector. “If you’re wondering how I know, I used to visit her in prison until I left New York.”

“Since we’re on the subject of your ex, why did you two break up?” asked Rainbow Dash.

“Well, it all started when I was nine years old, me and Emily were going to pull off the biggest heist of our lives…” began Hector.
One year before the portal…

Hector and Emily were about to pull the heist of all heists… stealing a golden crown in New York. They had been planning this for a while, but the plan was finally set in motion.

“Okay, remember the plan?” asked Emily.

“Of course, you’ll distract the guards and I’ll disable the security system so I can steal the crown. This is child’s play for a kid of my talent,” said Hector. Once Emily was in position, Hector went into the security room and disabled the security system.

Once he was in the jewelry store, he quickly snatched the crown and made his escape. After the heist was over, Emily and Hector made their way to their secret hideout. On the way there, Emily dropped a piece of paper, which Hector then picked up.

“Hey babe, you dropped… “ said Hector, but when he read the paper, he realized that it was Emily’s plan for the night… she was going to ditch him. “What the fuck is this?” He showed her the paper, causing her to drop the crown.

“Hector, this isn’t what it looks like?” said Emily. “I really needed the money for your bounty so I decided to ditch you.”

Something changed in Hector that night, something snapped.. “Nobody ditches me!” said Hector, followed by him pushing her off the building. Once she landed safely in a dumpster, the police found her.

“There she is, the kid who stole the crown,” said one of the officers, as he put Emily into handcuffs. “You’re going away for a long time, kid.”

As Emily was put into the police car, Hector looked at her while holding the loot in his hands as he left the scene of the crime. “I’ll get you for this Hector! Even if I die trying!” shouted Emily, as the police drove her to juvenile hall.

“… and I haven’t seen her since my last visit, but never had any regrets,” said Hector, finishing up his story. “I’ve been on the run since then, hoping she would never find me. Well, at least until her sentence is up… or she escapes.”

“What makes you think she’ll escape,” asked Fluttershy.

“Did you not hear a word I just said? She is pure evil, and I’d like to leave this word with my life intact,” said Hector. “Besides, I put a tracking device on her so that I can track her in case she’s close by.”

“What’s her current location?” asked Twilight. Hector checked the tracking device, and was shocked to see that Emily was two cities away.

“Pardon my French, but… HOLY SHIT SHE’S CLOSE!” said Hector, at the top of his lungs. “If she finds me my life is doomed, doomed I tell you!”

“Don’t worry bro, we won’t let her lay one finger on you,” said Kenny.

“Thanks, I mean what are the odds that she would find me here,” said Hector.

Meanwhile with Emily…

As Emily was making her way to extract her revenge, she kept hiding in bushes to hide from the police. Suddenly, she heard the barking of police dogs, followed by her making a run for it.

Once she caught her breath, she realized that she was close to a school named… Canterlot High School. Just then, a blue-haired teenager walked up to her. “Hey, who are you?” asked the blue-haired teen.

“My name is Emily Rodriguez, and I’m looking for an old friend of mine,” said Emily. “Have you seen a boy by the name of Hector Parker?”

“Actually yes I have, he’s at SugarCube Corner downtown,” said the blue-haired teen. “Is he an old friend of yours?”

“You could say that,” said Emily. “Thanks for the directions. What’s your name?”

“My name is Flash Sentry, it was nice meeting you Emily,” said Flash Sentry. Little did he know that this was the start of Hector’s end, as Emily walked to SugarCube Corner.

Back at SugarCube Corner…

Hector was talking with his friends, when he suddenly realized that Emily was right outside. “Oh no! She found me!” said Hector, causing everyone to gasp. “I’ve gotta hide!”

“Use the back door,” said Pinkie Pie. Hector then made his daring escape, just as Emily entered Sugarcube Corner. “Hi there, what’s your name?” She now had a (slightly fake) smile on her face.

“My name’s Emily Rodríguez, and I’m looking for Hector Parker. Have you seen him or not?” asked Emily, to which everyone shook their heads.

“Can’t say we have. And even if we have he’s probably long gone by now,” said Applejack. Emily was beginning to get suspicious.

Meanwhile, Hector was running back to the portal. “There’s no way she’ll find me in Equestria,” said Hector. “Besides, she won’t understand my new home.”

He then stepped through the portal, but unbeknownst to him Emily saw the whole thing. “So, my ex has a new home, I’d better check it out,” said Emily. And just like that, she followed him into the portal.

Luckily for Hector, the others had seen what happened. “Pardon my French but… shit!” said Cartman. “We’ve gotta get back to Equestria before it’s too late.”

“Since when do you give two fucks about someone besides yourself,” said Stan.

“Since Hector became my best friend,” said Cartman. The three boys and Twilight then made haste to the portal, as they hoped for the best for Hector.

Author's Note

Sorry it took a while, I’ve been busy with school.

Back on all fours (rushed finale)

Chapter 3: Back on all fours

Hector was back in Equestria, where he was a pony once more. “Great, but I better get to Sweet Apple Acres before Emily gets here,” said Hector, as he trotted out of the castle to Sweet Apple Acres.

Just then, Emily exited the portal as a yellow, black haired Pegasus. As she got adjusted to her new surroundings and form, she got on her front hooves and began to trot out of the portal room.

“Man, this world is crazy, and now to find Hector,” said Emily, as she trotted out of the castle.

At Sweet Apple Acres…

Hector kept trotting until he finally got to Sweet Apple Acres, where he ran into the cutie mark crusaders. “Hey Hector, how are you doing today?” asked Apple Bloom.

“I’ve been running from my evil ex girlfriend, but I managed to escape,” said Hector. “You gotta hide me, pretty please!”

“Don’t worry, we’ll hide you in the treehouse,” said Sweetie Belle, followed by Hector hiding in their toy chest. Just then, Emily started trotting towards the cutie mark crusaders. “That must be her, don’t tell her anything.”

“Hey, you three foals! Have you seen a pony about my age?” asked Emily.

“Let me think about it… nope,” said Scootaloo, doing her best lie. “But if we had, he would probably be over at Sugarcube corner.”

“Thanks for the directions,” said Emily. Once she was out of sight, Hector came out of the toy chest.

“Thanks girls, I owe you for this,” said Hector. He then ran back to the castle, where he ran into his friends and his adopted mother. “Mom, guess who followed me through the portal?”

“Let me guess, your crazy ex-girlfriend?” said Twilight. “Don’t worry, as long as your friends are here with you, nothing will happen to you?”

“And if you hadn’t noticed, we’re here too,” said Cartman, in his naturally sarcastic tone of voice. “Besides, what’s that crazy bitch gonna do to you?”

“Hmm, well, pardon my French, she could possibly rip me in half or put a stick of dynamite in my mouth BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING PSYCHO!!” said Hector at the top of his lungs, followed by him catching his breath. “I’m starting to question whether I should’ve killed her.”

“Alright kiddo, no more horror novels before bed. But in all seriousness, there’s no way she’ll be able to find you,” said Twilight, who spoke too soon.

“Hey douchebag! Guess who’s here!” said Emily, causing Hector to scream in shock.

“Oh shit,” said Hector, as he slowly turned around to face his ex-girlfriend. “Hey, Emily. Long time no see. How was jail?”

“It was okay, except for the fact that my cell mate was a fucking pedo,” said Emily. “And now that I’ve got you right where I want you, I’m going to end you once and for all.”

“You want to get to Hector, you’re going to have to get through me,” said Stan, as he trotted in front of Hector.

“Me too,” said Kenny.

“Same here. You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us,” said Cartman.

“Okay you jackasses, let’s get ready to rumble,” said Emily. She then prepared to charge at the colts, but was stopped by Twilight. “Hey lady, I don’t know who you think you are but me and my ex have some unfinished business to take care of.”

“Look, young lady, I’m the princess of friendship and the adoptive mother of Hector, and I order you to leave my son and his friends alone,” said Twilight.

“Okay, I leave him alone…when pigs fly,” said Emily. “I lost everything because of him. I lost my friends, my home, my riches, and my life! Because of him, my life was ruined forever and there’s nothing left for me to lose.”

“I’m sorry, goddammit. I didn’t mean for you to go to jail,” said Hector. “And besides, I lost my humanity and my home because of that fateful night, and it was all because you wanted to quit on me at the top of our game!”

“Alright foals, let’s settle this like adults,” said Twilight, as she tried to end the conversation. “Is this whole argument just because you were on a heist?”

“Yes, and he’s the one who quit on me. When I got locked up they told me ‘you’re history’, and my friends pretended that they didn’t know me,” said Emily. She then pulled out her mugshot. “I keep this with me, to remind me that friendship and love is for the weak.” She then began to cry.

“But Emily, I’m sorry,” said Hector.

“Sorry isn’t going to cut it, but your death on the other hand…” said Emily.

“Okay, if that’s how you want to be,” said Hector, followed by him running out of the castle. “I gotta get outta here.”

Just then, Apple Bloom bumped into him. “Ow, sorry Hector, what’s going on?” said Apple Bloom.

“Emily found me! I need to hide,” said Hector.

“Too late. And it looks like this little country girl lied to me, she does know you,” said Emily. “Alright, pretty boy, you and your new girlfriend are going to bite the dust once and for all.”

“Hector, what is she talking about?” said Apple Bloom.

“She’s going to kill me, try and keep up!” said Hector.

“Then why don’t you fight back,” said Apple Bloom.

“Oh yeah, I do know how to fight,” said Hector, followed by him lunging at Emily and beginning to throw haymakers.

“Ow, since when did you become the physical type?” asked Emily, as she and Hector quarreled all the way back to the castle and through the portal.

“Oh good, we’re flesh and bone again,” said Hector. “Now to make a run for it.” He then started running as fast as could until he reached the police station. “Help! There’s a crazy girl trying to kill me!”

“Don’t worry kid, we got you covered,” said one of the officers. He then called for back up as soon as Emily arrived. “FREEZE!”

Emily was completely surrounded by Canterlot City Police officers, who had her at gunpoint. “You think a simple gunshot wound is enough to kill me,” said Emily. “I have come too far to extract my revenge on this piece of shit, and I am not letting all those hours go to waste.”

“Emily, it doesn’t have to be this way anymore, you can live a normal life if you just listen to me,” said Hector, followed by Emily listening for once in her damn life. “The reason I ditched you was because I wanted to make you proud, to show you how much I could do on my own. All those things I did over the years, was to make you happy about what you turned me into. And I just wanted to say…I’m sorry that I drove you to do all this.”

At first, Emily thought Hector was kidding, but then she remembered something that he said.

“Someday I’ll make you proud of me, Emily,” said Hector many years ago.

“Did you mean all that?” asked Emily, as a tear dropped down her face.

“Every word,” said Hector. Suddenly, a helicopter searchlight flashed over Emily, followed by SWAT officers surrounding her. “What the hell is going on?”

“Stand back citizen, we are federal agents here to arrest this escapee,” said one of the officers, as they handcuffed Emily.

Before they took her to the helicopter, Hector requested to speak to Emily for a bit. “Just out of curiosity, when you eventually get out of jail, do you want to hang out?” said Hector.

“I’d love to, as friends of course,” said Emily, as she was carried into the helicopter. After the officers left, Hector’s friends finally caught up with him.

“Dude, what the fuck just happened?” asked Cartman.

“Me and Emily worked things out, but her sentence is probably gonna be worse than what it was going to be,” said Hector. “I’ll admit, I was a little scared, but I managed to deal with the situation like an adult.”

“Well that’s very mature, Hector. I’m so proud of you,” said Twilight, as she hugged her adopted son.

“I still can’t believe that you confronted a criminal,” said Stan. “But I have to admit, that was pretty badass of you to do.”

Just then, Sunset Shimmer walked towards everyone. “Hey guys, how’d it go with Hector’s ex?” said Sunset Shimmer.

“Pretty good, but she’s gonna be in jail for a long time,” said Twilight. “So, what do we do now?”

Kenny raised his hand to suggest something. “We’re not going to the strip club…again,” said Cartman, causing Kenny to put his hand down.

“What do you mean by ‘again’?” asked Sunset Shimmer.

“Long story, tell you later,” said Hector. “But whatever comes next for us, we’ll be ready.”

“You couldn’t think of an ending could you?” said Stan.

“No I couldn’t,” said Hector, causing everyone to chuckle. “But I could think of this time skip.”

Two years later…

It’s been two years since the events in Canterlot City, and today was the day Emily got out of jail.

“Okay, I’m just here to get Emily, nothing weird about getting my ex out of jail,” said Hector to himself.

“Calm down dude, I’m not gonna try to kill you again because that part of my life is over,” said Emily. “So, what’s on the agenda for today?”

“Whatever it is, we’ll be ready,” said Hector.

The End

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long, I was busy with my other accounts so I had to rush this.