Soarin Has Certain Tastes (Version 1: Brains)

by Lighttone GryphonStar

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Human, Soarin, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Equestria Girls, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 2452

Rainbow Dash wants Soarin to be her boyfriend so badly. He doesn't mind dating her, it just things never reach the bedroom. After stealing his dairy, she finds a surefire way to get into his pants.

Rainbow Dash has been all hot and bothered by Soarin for years since they graduated. He's such a dense stud though, that despite several dates, things never reach the bedroom. However, after stealing borrowing his dairy, she finds a surefire way to get into his pants.

Part of an anthology series of one shots where Rainbow Dash attempts to seduce Soarin. None are interconnected in any way and are treated as their own universes. Just the baseline opening three paragraphs will be the same each time.

Warning: Foreplay, Nerdy sexiness, Jock pounding a nerd, handjob, blowjob, Nearly flat chest riming, Pussy sex, cumshot on those nerdy glasses

Published 2024-03-31 12:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-03-31 12:40:00 UTC

Nerdy Dash Has Arrived

Rainbow Dash, a confident and fearless woman, has always had a deep desire for the handsome and well-toned Soarin. Ever since they arrived at Wonderbolts College, she has been smitten by his powerful muscles. But despite her best efforts, she hadn't been able to push him over the edge, to drive him all hot and bothered as she was around him.

The two have gone on several dates, and Rainbow has tried every trick in Rarity's sex book to get Soarin's attention. But nothing seemed to work. Soarin always seemed more interested in talking about football and practicing his offensive and defensive plays. Rainbow couldn't help but feel frustrated that she couldn't push him into a bedroom.

But everything changed when Rainbow Dash, in a moment of desperation, decided to take a peek into Soarin's diary. She certainly didn't want anyone to know that she stole it from his locker. She had never been one to invade someone's privacy, but she was desperate to understand why Soarin was so oblivious to her advances. What she learned changed everything. A new date night had been planned, this one was sure to work.

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Rainbow Dash, feeling the nerves building up inside of her, made her way to the door, ringing the doorbell. She rubbed her eyes and adjusted the glasses. Hoping this wasn't the wrong apartment again. Damn it, why did she need them to be so real? Barely able to see three feet in front of her.

She could hear the footsteps and the jingling of the lock. Then the door swung open, fading away all her fears at his outline beyond the foggy glasses. Her heart raced and her mind went blank. Her lenses dropped just enough as her eyes widened. He stood at the door with all his muscles in full view. His bare chest and toned arms, massive, rippling legs barely contained in his boxers.

"You lost miss...?" Soarin's eyes trailed over her form. He was blushing madly as his heart hammered at the sight of the cutest nerdy outfit Rainbow Dash could find. The large, round glasses sitting on her nose. A heavy book in her arms, barrel against her gut, pushing up her already small cleavage. Her long stripped socks and plaid skirt, and the tiniest bit of her midriff showing were driving him crazy. His eyes reached back up to her hair in a large ponytail.

"A-Are you...Soarin?" she asked, her voice shaking, barely audible.

"Yeah," he replied, smiling nervously, "you looking at him?"

"Yes," Rainbow Dash nodded, adjusting her glasses. "I'm Nerdy Dash."

"Woah," Soarin's mouth fell agape. He had never seen her in anything other than her usual tight tank top and shorts. Always covered in sticky sweat, but now she looked so cool and collected. "Rainbow Dash..." He was stopped from drooling as she shushed his lips.

"No, tonight. I am Nerdy Dash." She giggled as he moved aside at her touch. She made it, entering his bedroom for the first time. Her heart racing as she stepped through the doorway, and took her first peek at the inside. Bookshelves filled with a dozen sports books. Posters of various sporting events all over the walls. His bed was neatly made, with his Wonderbolt uniform folded nicely at the foot of the bed.

"We're supposed to be going on another date, right?" Soarin asked, his mind racing with thoughts and feelings. He wanted to tell her to leave, but he didn't, his hand clenching on the door. He was unable to stop himself from pushing it shut.

"No, silly." She chuckled. "We've done that. I came here to study." She turned to face him. His body was frozen stiff, unable to move. He was blushing, staring at the massive, thick book in her arms.

"To study?" He gasped, his eyes widening, "What about dinner and the movies? You know how hard I worked to save up for those."

"I didn't want any of that," she lied, her face bright red. "What I wanted was something a lot more fun." She picked up his uniform and moved it to the desk. Taking one of his books and moving back over to the bed, opening both the new book and her own book, tapping them to get his full attention.

"What is that?" Soarin gulped, stepping closer, his legs trembling. "What are you doing?"

"Oh, just studying," Rainbow Dash smirked.

"That's..." Soarin's eyes darted back and forth across the page. "Wait, that's a dictionary!"

"I wanted to... do something heavy work." Rainbow Dash licked her lips, leaning back on her elbows, her knees raised and pressed together, and her feet flicked him closer. She watched him reach over and sit beside her. His eyes on the page and hers on him.

"W-What are we studying?" He was blushing madly. His hands clenching into the bedding, his body frozen, his eyes fixed on the book.

"Why don't you find out for yourself?" Rainbow Dash whispered, her head leaning closer. Her breath brushed against his cheek. Her eyes were half-lidded, and she smiled when she saw the twitching of his eyebrow.

Soarin was sweating all over his sexy muscles. He was struggling to keep his heart rate from jumping too high and kept his eyes focused on the words. "What is it that we're trying to look up?"

"Oh," Rainbow Dash gasped, "let's start with the word, sex."

"What?!" His hips bucked enough to shake the bed.

"It's just a word," she giggled. "And you do know what it is, right?"

"Yes," Soarin gulped, "Yes, I know what it is. But what does it have to do with us?"

"I just thought," she smirked, leaning over the dictionary. Her face was mere inches from him, her voice getting so saucy. "We could study some sex."

"Sex?!" Soarin's body was shaking toward her foggy glasses. He struggled to keep his legs still and not to let her see how stressed he already was. "But, I don't think that would be a good idea."

"You're right," she said, pushing her glasses back up her nose. She flipped the page, "We should look up foreplay instead."

"F-Foreplay?!" He stammered, feeling her elbow across his boxer, edging over closer.

"Yes, now what is the aerodynamic drag on a football, again?" She whispered into his ear. Her breath was warm and gentle. Her body leaned closer. He felt her knee rubbing against his inner thigh, her foot running across his bare leg.

"The aerodynamic drag?"

"Of a football." She whispered, her hand trailing along his other side, teasing at the waistband until she found her prize.

"Oh, The drag on a football is generated by the boundary layer separating from the back of the ball." Soarin blushed as she giggled. Her hand slid up and down his member. His body tensed as she rubbed the head of his penis.

"Yes, the boundary layer... And how long does it take for a football to hit the ground after being kicked?"

"It depends on the strength of the kick." He replied, his eyes rolling back with her strokes.

"Very good, and where does a football player put the football before he passes at the start?"

"Behind his back--" He stopped as she squeezed tighter.

"Try again..." She moved the books away and placed his hand on her cheek. Opening her mouth and lowering her head, she repeated the question.

"Oh..." He hummed with delight upon feeling her breath upon the tip of his cock. His heart thumped against his chest, his legs trembled, and his toes curled. "Under his crotch!" With that, he slammed her mouth down onto his penis.

Rainbow Dash, not expecting him to do that, gagged and choked on his cock. Her tongue squished down by his shaft, his balls slapping at her chin. His member twitched, and her mind raced with success. He had never let her get this close, and her mouth was watering with joy. Her mouth stretched open as wide as she could. His hand pushed her head down harder, his fingers clenching into her hair.

"Yeah, keep that nerdy mouth in place," Soarin moaned, his back arching, his chest raising and his muscles flexing.

Rainbow Dash's eyes were rolling back, her heart racing with passion. His hips were thrusting, and his penis got harder by the second. Her nose was pushed into his crotch. She could smell his body wash, the scent was so fresh. He tasted better than she had ever imagined, and her glasses scrounged deep into her face.

He growled, his hips thrusting and his penis twitching. His head was spinning and his body was shaking. He could feel the wetness of her mouth, her tongue squished between her teeth and his shaft. His balls were smacking her chin, and her eyes were locked on him. She could see the passion burning within his gaze.

She could already taste his precum tipping out. It was so warm and sweet, and her body was tingling all over. Her pussy was dripping with juices. She was moaning, and the vibration sent shivers of pleasure through him. She could feel the pressure of his fingers, the passion of his desire. Her mind was racing, and his cock was throbbing.

She was drooling all over his member. Her jaw was sore, and her mind was foggy but she didn't want it to stop. She knew how close he was and determined to bring him to the finish line. His body was tensing, and his hips were buckled back hard. Her mouth shoved downward to not miss a single drop of his hot, white love.

Soarin threw his head back, his mind exploding in a burst of euphoria. His fingers held her head tightly in place. "Nerdy Dash..." His voice groaned hard and the chest heaved as his penis exploded, coating her throat and tongue. He felt the suction of her mouth as she swallowed every last drop of his seed.

Rainbow Dash moaned, gulping down his love. She could taste the sweet and salty flavor. Her heart raced as she swallowed, and her own body was dripping. Her glasses were smeared with his sweat, and her hair was messed up. She pulled her mouth off his member. A trail of spit was left on her chin, and her lips were wet and warm.

The woman admired the workout she gave him. His muscles never looked so shiny before now. His body glistened, and his hair was a mess. The two panted and gasped as she sat up. "Damn, Soarin... I never thought I'd get this far..."

"Nerdy Dash," Soarin stood up off the bed and placed his firm hands on her waist, "You have my full attention."

"That's all I ever wanted--" She was stopped as he shoved her down onto the bed and lifted her plaid skirt. "I'm a good nerd!!" She howled upon feeling his hands trace her panties out of the way.

"You sure are," he leaned over her, his tip pressing against her pussy. "I'm sure you'll pass that exam with flying colors."

Rainbow Dash gasped, her body tensing. She was already soaking wet as he penetrated her with ease. Her pussy stretched and clenched his massive cock. She was panting even harder than before and drooling all over herself. Her body was shivering as she was pushed against the bed. His hips thrust, and her heart pounding.

She couldn't believe she had finally succeeded. She was so surprised that she couldn't even speak, only moaning as his member rubbed inside her. His penis was so long and thick. She was struggling to stay in control, and her mind was melting. His strong hands held her in place. She could feel the weight of his body barreling into her, and her body was quivering with joy.

Soarin was amazed by how tight and wet her pussy was. He could have sworn she was always a nerd deep down with walls this compact. His hips were thrusting as fast and hard as he could. His eyes locked on her breasts bouncing beneath the shirt, her glasses sliding up and down her nose. "I'm going to pound you, Nerdy Dash. Harder than any nerd has been pounded by a bully."

"Do whatever you like, just don't stop!!" Rainbow Dash squealed, her toes curling and her eyes rolling back. Her whole body was tensing up, and her mind was spinning. She could feel the warmth of his muscles on top of her. His cock was throbbing inside her, and his balls were slapping her butt. She could feel his hot breath on her neck, and his hands were gripping her waist.

Her glasses were fogging up, and her hair was sticking to her forehead. She could barely see a thing, and could only imagine his muscles were glistening with sweat. Her fingers dug into the bedding, and her thighs clenched tight around his waist. Her pussy was dripping with juices.

He began to grunt as his limit got closer. He couldn't hold back any longer, his penis throbbed inside her. "I... I need..." His words escaped.

"Yes, cum inside me!!" Rainbow Dash screamed. She had been waiting for this for so long, she could risk a pregnancy.

"I need a book!" He ripped himself out of her pussy, much to her shock and grabbed the dictionary. He opened it up and placed it over her cleavage. She was so confused by that and throbbing on the edge of her own climax that she couldn't ask him what he was doing. The jock slipped his penis between the pages and her small breasts and started fucking at high speed.

Rainbow Dash couldn't help but giggle at his enthusiasm. She could feel the pages of the dictionary and his penis rubbing her skin. His hands were squeezing her tits. Her eyes rolled back as this was just enough to break her floodgates. This was the happiest moment of her life.

"Oh, yes!!" Soarin grunted so loud. "I need to cum on those glasses." He slammed his hardest and shoved the tip over her face as the cock exploded, covering her spectacles. Upon retracting he painted her shirt and the pages of the dictionary. He exhaled, and his muscles were flexing as the last bits slipped between her breasts.

It took a solid moment for both highs to die down. They were both exhausted, and their minds were clouded with bliss. They were panting, and their bodies were glistening with sweat and cum. "I think I passed the test..." she giggled.

"I needed that..." Soarin panted, his voice barely audible, "Thank you... Nerdy Dash..."

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