Pirate Bebop

Ch.35

Jim was going through some katas when Jane’s specter materialized. “Hey Jane. Isn’t it a bit early for you to be up to these kinds of shenanigans?”

“It’s called a nap, Jimbo. My waifu offered me her womb for a good sleep and I wasn’t going to say no.” Jane felt...different. An incredible kind of difference. Jim felt like his reproductive system was on the verge of spawning eggs just with her floating near him! “So, you’re Visi’s counterpart in this universe. I knew it, but right now I know it.”

“Oh my gosh! Visi finally made the leap for her rightful divine aspect?!” Urta squealed happily when she jumped at the silver wolfess and hugged her around her thick, fluffy neck. “Wait, Visi?! Oh my gosh, baby, I missed you!” Urta whimpered and began desperately kissing Jane, making Jim wonder what that was about before he remembered the last time Jane was here.

“Oh, she’s fused with someone else again?” Jim asked as the two slime spirits fell to the floor and promptly began fingering each other’s twats. “I guess so. Who is this ‘Visi’, Penny?” Midna wouldn’t know, she’s even more out of the loop than he is and Penny looked about to join in.

“Y-yeah~! Visilia Themis, the Queen of the Argentines and now I guess she’s finally their Goddess of Fertility! Hot fuck, it’s about time! That time we fucked her so full of cum and foals she was the size of a fucking moon is still one of the best things I’ve ever experienced!” Penny gushed before pouncing on the married lovers and Jim had to wrap his head around someone being so full of semen and fetuses that they became the size of a planetoid.

Jim about egged on the spot at the thought of Amelia turning out like that one day, but he managed not to let his urges overwhelm him and he instead went back to practicing, thankful for the innate magic of this universe allowing him to do so when he had a third leg in his shorts.

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“Again? Really?” Jet huffed at Vinnie at dinner. The pregnant-looking totally-a-Jolteon was scarfing down a plate of enchiladas while using her tits as a table since her belly was resting on the floor in front of her. “I guess you took my suggestion of unbirthing shifts too seriously.” Jet then glared at Brennie, who looked much the same next to her wife. “So, the other Marines?”

“My hubbies are where they want to be~.” Brennie cooed with a rub of her sides. “Besides, I need to catch up on lost time. We already went nuts today, I want to head this off and enjoy it.” The totally-not-an-Arcanine dracowolf declared before going back to eating her tacos.

“Mou~. At this rate, I’m going to have to abduct Jane and keep her as my Belly Pet.” Luster Dawn pouted across the table before giggling and rubbing her stomach. “I know I already have you, Rivala, but you want Jane in there too.”

“All you hot ladies are unbirthing everyone. I wish I could-erk! Nope! Not finishing that sentence!” Shekka stopped herself, remembering that there was a wish-granting slime pony fairy in hearing distance. “As much fun as I had with the last wish I accidentally made getting me these huge baps, I don’t want to end up like Anno. No offense, hot stuff.”

“None taken. It’s been a wild ride getting used to being a slime.” Anno said to her short lover.

“Oh, I just got great news~.” Eris chuckled before Bones entered the galley.

“We have a new task. Please gather on the bridge in the morning.” Bones stated before promptly leaving.

“Why didn’t she just call?” Spike asked gruffly. He didn’t much like Bones. She reminded him too much of a sore spot in his past.

“She probably wanted to take stock of us, see if we could get it done now. However, with several of the people involved in this being in our wombs, I don’t think she could brief us reliably.” Vinnie rubbed her and Brennie’s bellies for emphasis. “That said, at least we’ll have a more relaxing night without us vigorously-.”

“Ahem!” Faye loudly interrupted with a fork pointed at Ed and Aurora, who were curiously looking at the two hyperpreg bellies. “It’s bad enough you’re all so over-the-top, but could you please not talk about that at dinner with children present?” Faye’s face then turned naughty. “You can destroy their innocence later.” Swerta chuckled.

“Uh, right.” The married bitches said sheepishly before they picked up their plates and shrunk their assets down to normal before putting their food on the table. “Sorry.”

“That is so cool.” Aurora said in awe as she patted her stomach. “Will I be able to eat that much when I’m all grown up?” Everyone snorted at the bat-girl clearly misunderstanding the situation.

“Sure, sweetie.” Luster mussed up Aurora’s spiky mop of orange hair and she giggled when Ed joined in by tickling her adopted sister’s sides with Ein yipping up at his two owners happily.

“So, what is the good news, Lady Eris?” Sellox asked the Time Goddess and she winked.

“Don’t worry, Bones will be telling us in the morning. If I told you all now, you’d be too excited to sleep. I suggest we just rest tonight. I don’t think-.”

“Ohn~!” Vinnie moaned way too sexually and clasped her hands over her muzzle before she fled in a hurry, smelling of sexual pheromones strongly enough to make the adults perk.

“Nevermind, it seems my aunts aren’t letting Vinnie get too much rest tonight.” Eris tittered.

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“Whoa...so this is Paradise?” I asked as I looked out of the window of the luxurious room I was in after accepting Urta’s offer to take our shenanigans to ‘her place’ instead of bothering Jimbo. It was like a tropical, pun-intended paradise. This place was so hyper-futuristic that it made the Citadel and even Equus look like pale imitations. This seamless matte silver metal structure towered over a long beach with sapphire blue water and gentle waves down below.

“It was, before it became a prison.” Urta said sadly and I turned away from the beautiful sight towards the beautiful vixen to look at the not-beautiful sight of her looking down at the comatose form in the bed. It was Urta. She was hooked up to life-support machines that were so small one could mistake them for civilian assisted-living gear. Her chest rose and fell with steady breaths aided by the tubes in her nostrils. Even comatose, the vixen was tragically gorgeous.

“I’m in the next room.” Penny said when she walked through the wall. “I’m in the same state, Urta. Giving up something that was part of us for so long nearly did us in.” Penny hugged her twin and they both looked down at Urta’s supine form under the covers forlornly.

Deep within me, I felt Visi weeping. After the three of us finished vigorously fucking each other and possibly giving Vinnie a fun time by proxy, I had accepted the invite knowing Visilia hadn’t spoken to her wife in person in ages. Now, I regretted it because it filled Visi with sorrow to see her strong, wonderful wife in such a state.

“Hello there! I guess it didn’t fully work.” Said a shadowy towering amazon with a figure like ours. She was like Midna in that she was made of shadow-stuff and existed in a ghost-like state, but that’s where the similarities ended. She easily towered at 8 feet tall and was clearly some breed of covcat, but with two tails ending in hands. What was that equusian species? “Hey babe, I couldn’t find you out there, but when I felt you here I came running back.”

“Ashley?! What did you do?!” Penny squealed fearfully for this person as she hugged her.

“I went charging into something Nexus called the Mirror of Twilight after she and Tali made it using that dimension-piercing light beam that appeared a couple of days ago. I’m in some plane of existence called the ‘Twilight Realm’ which allows someone there to be both in our realm and not at the same time. Sadly, it doesn’t work as well as we hoped.” The amazon named Ashley answered as her chest rumbled with a purr and she hugged Penny tight.

I was about to speak up, but I felt Visi’s desire to interact with them by her own volition, so I allowed our spirits to intermingle, turning my silver slime wolfess body into Visilia if she was a red metallic slime alicorn. I decided I would actually get to sleep and let Visi...take over...zzz.

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Visilia shivered at the sensations she was feeling when she took over. “Brrr~! That was something.” Composing herself, she was about to speak until her wives and lovers tackled her to the ground. “Ack-mm! Mmph~! Mm~!” Visi moaned into Urta’s lips as she weakly tried to push her amorous vixen wife off of her as Penny fluttered her brow with kisses too.

She wasn’t actually weaker than Urta right now, which worried her, but the attention from her wife wasn’t unwanted, just inconvenient. She eventually managed to push the two slime vixen spirits off of her long enough to wave them down from pouncing again, especially with some help from Ashley grabbing them by the scruff of their necks in assistance.

“Thank you, Ashley. Ahem, now, first and foremost: why are you on a ventilator when you’re a slime?” Visi emphasized by stretching one of Urta’s and one of Penny’s nips like rubber.

“Uh, remember? Penny’s friend helped her end up achieving a hybridization of true flesh and slime that let me also achieve that? When we’re in our base forms, we’ve taken to actually being flesh, not just flesh simulated by slime. It’s like...locking a muscle instead of subconsciously keeping it tense.” Urta answered and Visi’s initial curiosity and concern was abated.

“Okay. I’m not normally slime and I don’t get how I’m doing this right now, but I’ll blame piggy-backing off of Jane’s subconscious.” Visi let go of their nips and the twins yelped when they snapped back, jiggling their tits excessively. “Now then...will you be okay? I know the Trinity have helped deliver something that Brennie said was in reserve for an emergency, but I don’t…” Operation security was a bitch and Brennie was next to Cocoa in regards to that.

It still puzzled her that Brennie didn’t become a Goddess of Secrets too. “Well, we’ve mostly been stuck around Jim since he’s the one we granted our Aspects to. Y’know, we literally gave him part of our souls, which would explain our conditions.” Penny admitted with a look up at the towering shadow ahuizotl who let their scruffs go.

“Hermais brought us a unique injector that ceased to exist after use. When we used it on you, Penny, your body rapidly stabilized, but you didn’t wake up. I’m guessing you just need more time, but Nexus and Tali aren’t the type to just stand by and wait when there’s a chance to possibly go out there and find this Jim guy to rip your souls out of him.” Ashley casually said and the sisters joined Visi in frowning at her. “I know, I know. He’s probably a great guy, but he’s not you two.”

“No hurting Jimmy! He’s a sweet young stallion that is also the hottest stud we’ve met since our husbands. Shame he’s so head-over-hooves in love with Amelia.” Urta sighed wistfully and Visi gulped in silent agreement. Just meeting Jim felt like having the best thing ever dangled in front of her, but that was probably their mutual Aspects like how she would have felt with Urta and Penny if they hadn’t handed them off out of desperation.

It was also why she urged Jane to agree to Urta’s offer to try and return to her body’s vicinity with Jane’s help. If they didn’t escape, she would’ve obeyed Jane’s desire to fuck Jim until he egged her so hard she would’ve probably turned Vinnie into a baby-moon. “Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to relay your displeasure back to them.” Ashley assured along with Penny’s firm nod.

“Anyway, all of this aside. I...I want to apologize.” Visilia’s words made the trio blink in confusion.

“Uh...what for?” Urta asked and Visi put her palm on her brow. “V-Visi?”

“It wasn’t your fault.” Visilia intoned with remorse.

“Huh?” Urta tried to look up, but Visi kept her head down and even rubbed her scalp.

“You were...we’ve found evidence of psionic manipulation around the genocide.” Visi’s words made Urta choke, look flabbergasted, suddenly seem relieved, then be filled with dread so fast that Visilia couldn’t imagine the emotional roller coaster she’d just sent her wife through.

“W-w-what? S-somebody controlled me?! B-but that can’t be! I was fully aware the whole time aside from the blind wrath!” Urta protested, grasping Visilia’s hand and squeezing it with a look of horror and tears in her eyes as Penny and Ashley got on her sides to hug her.

“It wasn’t just you though. Many others were being manipulated at the time as well. The Kaminoans, the Hutts, all of you were made puppets and didn’t realize it. If we Argentines had stayed, it would’ve been far more catastrophic. The enemy seems to target your ego, if that makes sense. The Kaminoans’ obsession with cloning the perfect race or the Hutts’ gluttony for wealth and power. Are you following so far?” Visi explained to her wife grimly and Urta looked more distraught.

“Th-then...what goddess of power was I if I was so powerless?” Urta looked about to faint, but Penny and Visi slapped her on opposite cheeks simultaneously. “Bwuh! Wait, bad mindset. Right. Fuck that, fuck them! Who?! Who do I have the pleasure of hunting down and eating alive?!” Urta snarled and Visi’s heart warmed at her fiery wife getting back some bite.

“We believe it’s the UnSC. They’re the leading megacorporation of the Three Galaxies with the most influence. I’d like to ask Jim more, but just being near him...yeah, I’d be too obsessed with his breeding tool to gather anything useful. I’m sure you get it.” Visi confided in her wife and the twins nodded. “So, since you’re hanging around Jim and he’s in the UnSC, what can you tell me?”

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“Oo~! I feel the fires of War are kindling~!” Brennie howled in sudden excitement, only to get booped on the snoot by an annoyed Vinnie. “Sorry...back to sleep.”

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When I woke up in an oddly gigantic pool that used to be one of the bathtubs aboard the Bebop, I felt oddly at peace. I think Visi found some while she was piloting our unified spirit. “Hey you.” I perked at the familiar voice before someone jumped into the pool of me. Hey~ I know that body~. She was sleeping inside of me last night.

“Hey~ Visi.” I greeted the mare by forming my upper body on my surface next to her when she breached. “How did-.” I gawked at the train of sexy people who entered the bathroom and promptly got into my slime. Holy fuck! Each of the marines is a fucking adonis or aphrodite! Wait, Luster and Rivala just came in, Faye? Shekka, Hildra and Anno? I just noticed they’re all in swimwear! “W-wait, what is-?!”

“Morning pool party~!” Ed and Aurora squealed as they, also garbed in cute one-piece swimsuits, rushed in and jumped into me! Jet and Spike along with HK, Bones, Dee and Daw all followed! I could only balk as everyone got inside of me and began swimming, washing up and chatting. Some even ate me like it was nothing unusual. I mean, it all felt good and I can feel every single inch of their bodies, but...I…

“So, when Vinnie had to let you out, you just kept coming and coming and coming. Soon enough, you filled an olympic swimming pool and we decided to take advantage and share with your family an old pastime of the Empire...and us.” Visilia added with a bit of embarrassment. “Public slime pools are both cheaper, safer and more fun than normal pools. Slimes are anti-bacterial, anti-viral, perfectly nutritious and self-cleaning. At least in Devorak, slimes your size can end up being paid millions of credits a year to just sit around and let people play.”

“Hey, Brennie, Hildra and I have been meaning to ask you something.” Shekka said when she swam up to us and I squeaked at realizing Brennie was behind me. I quickly retrieved a bikini and put it on. Everyone saw me naked! So embarrassing~! My embarrassment was lessened when Ein jumped into me, yipping happily before swimming to join his owners in their antics.

“Yes?” Brennie looked at the sexy rask as Rivala cuddled up to the dracowolf.

“What are those cylinder devices you and your siblings carry on you?” The pink-plumed red rask questioned before taking a scoop of me to eat. Enjoyable or not, I’m still not used to this.

“Oh! Those are our Lightsabers.” Say what?! “I keep forgetting we have those.”

“Ya have fucking lightsabers and ya forgot?! We may have beam sabers, but those are mobile suit weapons! Hardlight and alternative energy weaponry was lost with the Empire! Can I have one?!” I begged my future wife, hoping that I turned on the doggy pout hard enough. Feeling unsure, I sprouted my extra heads and began whimpering in triplicate.

“Okay, which one?” Hunter asked from behind Brennie, who squeaked when he wrapped his arms around her waist under my surface. Hey~. I can feel you pressing your groin into her butt~.

“Do ya have a black one? I’m a free spirit who lives my way by my choice, not because anyone tells me to.” Thank you my human half for having such a nerdy background!

“You’re forgetting how fucking rare a black kyber crystal is.” Collateral pointed out as he joined his battle-brother in putting hands on Brennie, even pushing his own groin to her thigh as she flushed. Mm~, I feel so much going on all at once within my goo. I think I can love this.

“Wait, ya have to find them? Aw, I thought ya figured out how to make non-red synthetic ones. Well, I’ll take red if ya don’t have black.” I mewled in mild disappointment. I’m no Dark Sider, but I’m definitely no Jedi. Stupid hypocritical closed-minded idiots. Their downfall was mostly their own fault for their negligence in understanding that the ‘Jedi Way’ is wrong and harmful.

“We went to another Displaced universe that was set in the Old Republic era of Star Wars. Our Lightsabers were gifts for helping. Anyway, Hunter was asking what sort of Lightsaber you want.” Vinnie said when she and Pillar swam up, also swamping the now almost steaming Brennie before they held up their various energy melee weapons.

Pillar’s was a Light Pike. Collateral’s was a Light Club, which is the equivalent of a Greatsword. Brennie’s was in the style of Kylo Ren’s, but it looked far more elegant, refined, practical, yet aggressive with runes all over it. Vinnie had the Light Staff like Darth Maul’s, but I think it can split into a pair. Then Hunter revealed he’d gone for the Ahsoka Tano style of one regular Lightsaber paired with a short saber like the one that Master Yoda used.

“Um...do ya have a Light Chakram?” I asked without knowing where that came from. “Uh, ya know what a chakram is, right?” What the fuck? Neither of my halves were in any way associated with Indian, as in Indian Subcontinent, culture. “Specifically, paired half-chakram daggers that can be linked together to make a full one.” Where is this coming from?

“No, but that sounds fucking awesome. How do you build something as complex and intriguing as that?” That’s a good question, I don’t even know how to build a Lightsaber.

“Very hard!” Eris popped up from between my tits! Hey! “So I did you a solid! In one timeline where things are all fucked up and not worth talking about, you ended up with this!” Eris reached down into my cleavage since she was tiny, to produce an elegant weapon that made my whole being sing in approval of its very existence. “You technically made it a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. So it’s yours.”

“Wait, won’t that be a paradox if she never made it?” Visilia asked in annoyance.

“Who said she never did?” Eris winked and I had to wonder what she was getting at.

Anyway, I have a kick-ass plasma chakram! I’m not stuck with kickboxing when in melee range! I better not turn this on yet though. Dangerous stuff.