Pirate Bebop

Ch.61

Jester groaned with her gut full and laying atop Quedia as her length twitched deep in the pussy’s pussy. She barely remembered the night before, feeling so satisfied and pleased with her quim aching from being used so thoroughly. Quedia was drooling in her sleep before Jester gave a few thrusts to wake her, feeling no condom on and a warmth in her mistress’s belly.

“Nya~. Stir me more, knave...zzz…” Quedia snorted and gyrated her hips to twist Jester’s dick in her cunt, which finished waking her. “Mm, morning, love. You doused my inner flame so well and yet you’re still hard?” Quedia smiled and began grinding their respectively cumflated underbellies together, which sawed their sexes back and forth.

“Good morning. I think I impregnated you in our sleep or before we slept, it’s fuzzy.” Jester moaned, her cock felt so good in her mistress, twitching harder while Quedia rubbed her belly.

“It was Bask I had in me last, but you did hump me a bit before we all lied down.” Quedia yawned before Jester blew, pumping more seed into the feline. “Nya~! Yes~! Give your mistress powerful-rawr~!” Quedia orgasmed and roared in pleasure before flopping bonelessly with a rumbling purr echoing from her chest.

“Goodness, she’s been coming into you all night, dear.” Bask said while half asleep. “I’m going to make breakfast. You both need some nutrition after last night.”

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I smiled as I looked at the helmet Midna told me of. My human half knew what it was, but my native half had to wonder how it was so powerful. Still, I knew better than to properly touch it with intent. I remembered what happened to the things and people who had the misfortune to touch the Fused Shadows without either affinity for shadow magic or protections against it.

“Yeah, this thing just grew on me.” Midna told me as she held it up with her orange hair. “Only one part showed up at first, the other three pieces came later after I gave birth to my clutch of eggs. They’re being kept with Nexus thanks to Ashley taking them to Paradise for safety.”

“Well, don’t let anyone or anything touch it unless they’re attuned to yer magic or guarded against it.” I advised her and Midna stowed it away in her cleavage. That was so much sillier than seeing the in-game version vanishing things into her hair.

“Trust me, we figured that out quickly when Delbert did an ‘exposure test’ with a bug. If Ashley and Jim weren’t here, the resulting bug monster would’ve wrecked the Legacy from the inside.” Midna shuddered with a grossed-out expression.

“What other effects does it have on ya?” I questioned as I sat on the bed and kicked my paws. Being stuck in one room is boring, even with sexy people willing to have naughty fun, but I’ve grown tired of sex since it’s pretty much all there is to do all cooped up in this big room. Delbert won’t let me nose in on his projects further and there’s no extranet connection either.

“It makes me horny, gives me a giant squid-like body made of shadow and I get really powerful.” Midna summed up with a toothy grin. “The body may be squid-like, but it’s not unappealing. I mean, I get huge, both in total size and my tits and ass! I also get to keep an anthro body from the pelvis up.” Midna did a cute wiggle with her hands on her wide hips.

“Oh, so ya become a hentai monster?” I asked with a wiggle of my eyebrows.

“Oh, fuck yeah do I ever! I mentioned it makes me horny, right? Jim had to yank it off my head before I had tentacle sex with everyone that was in the room at the time.” Midna wiggled more with a bite of her lip. “Just talking about it makes me wanna try again.”

“Not right now, I’m just making an observation.” I chuckled and flopped back on the bed. I almost want to ask if I can meditate in her storage, but she has the Fused Shadows in there and none of the other people who may be willing are here. Delbert is a bit of a prude.

“Okay.” She mewled as she scratched at the dark loincloth covering her groin.

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The brown-garbed small creature walked to the back of its procured ship, intent on reading the Force through meditation. It found the captain’s quarters, apparent due to its gaudy furniture and unpleasant amounts of pornographic wall-art. Certainly no lesser-ranked person could get away with such debauchery.

After a while, several droids entered the room to clean it. The creature also felt a dark presence in the Cargo Hold. It felt of raw lust, anger, frustration, its pure raw state flooding the hold top to bottom. The little creature stopped its meditation to go to the hold and stand in front of a cage without bars. There was instead a barrier of energy that kept the prisoner contained.

“Oh, another one of my captors? More experiments? More interrogations? Once I’m out of here, your ass will be so sore and you’ll be begging for more.” The granite statue that resembled an oversexed anthropomorphic gargoyle said with a glare.

“None of that, will there be. Instead, in quiet meditation, join me you shall.”

“What? Fuck you, I’ve been a statue for longer than I care to think.” The gargoyle snarled, her bosom pressing against the blue barrier and squishing like flesh despite being stone.

“This stasis, without purpose it need not be. Sit with me against the barrier, good it will do.” The brown-robed creature sat with his back against the barrier and laid his stick on his lap.

“Fine, but only because you’re not trying to drill into my flesh.” She huffed and turned around, pressing her large wings against the barrier when she sat down. “So...what does this meditation crap involve?”

“Empty, the mind must be. Think not of worldly issues, let your mind and body settle into peace. Basic this is, but all must start somewhere.” The creature did so himself until the crackling of stone echoed from behind it. It stood and deactivated the barrier now that the unruly Dark Side creature was pacified. He gently climbed the large creature and pressed a palm to her head.

He would aid this creature. Dark she may be, but beyond redemption she is not.

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“You annoyed her, didn’t you?” Edward questioned Vinnie, who wilted under his disapproving glare. “You know she’s still adjusting to being a slime.”

“I’m sorry.” Vinnie whimpered in dismay from his judgemental words. He was scary when he got this way.

“Ease up, man.” Collateral said calmly as he got in between the two. “Now isn’t the time to pass judgment.”

“Besides, I asked that merry band of Rask Worshipers to take care of her.” Visilia added with a naughty smile. “Along with blessing them, they’re up to the task.”

“I also sensed Pandora with her and I just had a glimpse of how she can help her.” Kevin chimed in.

“Help her how-ah, fuck.” Vinnie groaned in annoyance as the Force flicked her head. “There’s a Yoda out there.” This made everyone else groan in annoyance. “And I can’t tell whether he’s a Jedi or not.”

“He better not be, otherwise it’s gonna be the conference incident all over again.” Pillar referred to how the Jedi Order viewed them as barbaric and evil, wanting to Crusade against the Argentine Alliance back in the day.

“Wait, was that from our universe, another's or this one?” Visalia asked, trying to remember where they got the lightsabers.

“Forossa’s universe, one of Hamin’s wives who is also a Displaced as a Mandalorian Grey Jedi. So, yes, another.” Kevin clarified and Visi’s mind clicked in remembrance.

“Oh, yeah. Fuck the Jedi! Pricks trying to commit genocide on us like they did to the Mandalorians for us being able to kill them and Sith so easily.” The Alicorn cyber-slime huffed.

“Well, we’ve never heard of a Jedi Order or Sith Empire in this one. Sheev Palpatine was just a regular pony who wanted to get rid of our wives and couldn’t use the Force.” Edward mentioned. “This guy might be older than Equus if that’s possible for this universe.”

“The universe does not revolve around a single planet in a single system in a single galaxy. It’s fair to say it’s possible.” Vinnie asserted before she rubbed her lower stomach. “Maybe we just need Jane here. She’s oddly good at unintentionally calling people out on things and helping them out. Also, she’s really chill when Freedom isn’t being restricted.”

“What’s with you rubbing your stomach so much? Are you pregnant again, Vinnie?” Kevin asked and the not-a-Jolteon shared a knowing smirk with the cyber-slime alicorn.

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Lucatiel was adjusting rapidly to her new life as a cybertronian. She especially enjoyed having someone pilot her. It enhanced her ability to multitask with someone handling one pair of arms while she used the other four to assist. “Over there, that seam needs welding.” A rask in a spacesuit alerted and her HUD lit up with the faint damage. Infinity was almost done~!

“Okay, on it!” Her pilot called out and Lucatiel helped him navigate up to the new worksite within moments thanks to her unique Rodi’s Landman-style thrusters that didn’t have to account for a limited operation time. Her Spark-driven, Argent and Solar Furnace-enhanced body had no known downtime, no known operation limit. She was the ultimate construction equipment~!

This Spark/Soul-deep joy for her craft and new existence, unbeknownst to Lucatiel until it happened, was what made her a bright beacon in the dark universe to her venerated deity. Luca about seized-up, but managed to hand most control of her body over to her cutie-booty rask boy pilot when a blissful connection was made.

“So, someone out there still has the religious zeal for machinery. Hello, this is Nexus, calling from Paradise, can you hear me out there?” Lucatiel wanted to squeal or weep in joy, but she also didn’t want to startle her pilot or interrupt the work going on, so she internalized this.

“Yes! I hear you my goddess! Oh my gosh, I’m so happy to know you still exist! It’s one thing to hear the stories that defy the censors, it’s another to have your favorite among the Old Gods to call you up at work!” Lucatiel gushed over the secure line that had been established between her and Nexus. If such a thing could be washed, she’d never wash it again!

“Aw, favorite? I mean, I was really popular when I more-or-less saved the Two Galaxies, but to hear that someone likes me so much so far in the future is really encouraging. I sense you’re a Cybertronian, but that can’t be right...however you managed to become one of my children, know that now that we’ve connected like this, I’ll always be a call away.” W-wait, she’s essentially just been adopted by Nexus?! Ee~! Best. Day. Ever!

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The robed figure sat in the Mess, trying to eat while its companion...indulged in neglected cravings at the bar. Depraved and debased this new reality is, for such a disgusting display to be considered if-not normal, then at least acceptable. The stone hermaphroditic woman was getting penetrated in the vagina as she laid across the bar and drank alcohol from the tap.

The creature didn’t stop her because her nature, at least for now, required that she sate these genuine needs. The intercourse, not the alcohol. She’s been a prisoner for most of her ageless life, he would not begrudge her the indulgence.

After her third sexual partner for the evening ejaculated, she ceased drinking with a happy sigh and sat up, patting the much smaller alien creature on the head. “Good boy, thanks for that.” She tossed a credit chit at the effeminate male who ran the bar and then sauntered across the cafeteria to plop onto the floor next to his chosen seat with a stony clack. “Sorry for that, if you’re celibate.” The Gargoyle apologized and made sure to breathe away from him.

“Not prohibited, Intercourse is. Prohibited, the wild indulgence is. Moderation, key it is.” The creature lectured gently and the living stone woman hummed with a nod.

“Oh, so only responsible sex between lovers?” She questioned as she wagged her long tail across the floor, almost tripping someone as they stepped over it.

“Yes, that is so. Lessons learned in fire, I had.” The robed figure confirmed.

“Oo~! Sounds saucy! Spill.” She eagerly urged him and he sighed. Had the Force not told him that reforming this creature was worth the annoyance, he would’ve let her go her own way.

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“I feel weird.” I said as I brought myself out of meditation on the bed. “It’s like...a piece of me is flying around the galaxy.” I elaborated to anyone who would listen, since today was when we’d finally arrive at Tarkus. I could hardly wait to get the fuck out of this room and go home.”

“Like you teaching your padawan weird? Or did you leave a piece of goo at Char weird?” Midna asked as she cuddled with Jimbo in the huge chair Amelia had brought up, not bothering to hide that she and Jimbo were shacked up together.

“Neither, that’s not how things work. My padawan is in slipspace with us. She’s sad and lonely without me, but otherwise she’s fine. My goo doesn’t act like that or I’d be insensate with how much of it is scattered across this quadrant since I was healed by Luster Dawn.” I huffed and tried to home in on it through the Force, but while it wasn’t actively trying to hide, my attempts to look in on it slipped off like a dropped bar of soap in a prison.

“So, it's like someone is trying to mimic you?” Jimbo asked before smacking Amelia’s hand away from his nethers. Jimbo may be a sexy beast, but he has his limits on when he feels it’s appropriate to be naughty. When he’s relaxing and reading a holo-book isn’t one of them. I can respect that, truly. However, my new feminine desires felt impudent that he would resist sex because he’s reading a book.

“I think I’m pregnant.” Tanya bemoaned from the bathroom, the sounds of vomiting coming from there. “I wish my bloodline had more Imperial in it and not mostly pure human!”

“That’s what happens when you have unprotected sex with a God of Virility. Even if Jane ate most of the semen.” Amelia snorted and I blinked rapidly.

“Uh, I ate all of it, not most.” I warily brought up with dread.

“Jimbo?” Tanya bemoaned. “Why didn’t whoever my mother was, have me with a pony or some other Equusian?!” Tanya wailed before she threw up again.

“If you were pregnant with slime babies, you wouldn’t be reacting like this.” Jimbo commented as he kept reading. “Remember that slimes breed slimes regardless of their partner, it just degrades with successive generations.” Which is how I was before Luster. Mama Silver was a wolf diamond dog and pa, whoever the fuck he was, was a slime of some description.

“I’ve only had four partners while assigned here. Jim, ugh, Amelia, Midna and our guest.” Tanya groaned when she emerged from the bathroom. “If you can’t guess, only you and Jane could possibly be the sires.”

“I wasn’t, I drank all, this makes no sense.” I muttered as I got to my paws and then promptly shucked off my shorts and shirt. “Okay, I’m going in to see what’s up. Open those legs.”

“Fine, tell me while I have morning sickness.” Tanya huffed before she flew up to the bed with a wobble, where she dropped to the comforter on her front with her tiny butt raised into the air a bit. I promptly dove into her deceptively small snatch and ignored her spasms of pleasure as I poured into her womb.

Good news, she’s not pregnant. Bad news, I have no clue what this is. A large shell was sitting in the middle of her womb as her body fed whatever this was with an umbilical cord. I engulfed it in my body, leaving the umbilical attached while I examined-. The cord snapped and I froze when it latched onto my goo, which promptly, instinctively, formed my womb around it!

Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! What is this thing?! I rushed out of Tanya, who was screaming in ecstasy as I emerged and rushed to Jimbo in a panic. “It was not a natural pregnancy! It was some sort of thing using her womb like she was, but it wasn’t human or anything like any of us! I tried to isolate it, now it’s in me!” I squealed fearfully to the big hunky bug and he pet me soothingly.

“So, is it some form of gene stealing parasite? How could Tanya have possibly been infected?” Midna asked as she hovered over the recovering human and kneaded her lower tummy.

“Delbert!” Amelia yanked one of his airpods -not even the future is safe from Apple- out. “Delbert, we have a potential Class-A womb-parasite event! The initial victim was Tanya, Jane accidentally took it into herself when she went in to examine Tanya’s womb. Tanya has only had intercourse with myself, Jim, Midna and Jane.”

“I-but I’m not a doctor, doctor. I...hm, hold on.” Delbert retrieved some scanners and brought me over to them, waving them over my lower stomach. “Hm, maybe midna’s weird new powers? I’m a bit out of my depth here, but the signatures are similar to Midna’s shadow beasts.”

“...Oops?” Midna meekly said with her ears wilting and looking utterly upset with herself. “I-I’m a parasite host? Then I shouldn’t be-.” Tanya grabbed her hands and the equally petite woman looked kindly upon the alien imp with Kindness. “...Thanks.”

“Hold on, not exactly like Midna’s magic, but from her realm.” Delbert stressed. “So, are you sure you haven’t been intimate with other shadow entities?”

“I had a dream about a wolf diamond dog. He was so handsome and had such cool fur patterns. We made tender love and he made me feel like a real woman.” Tanya said bashfully. “Or...no she was so beautiful. Sorry, she had a huge cock and, well, she was so big, strong and kinda like Ashley. All tomboy as fuck. It’s coming back to me. We had a date, she wore a hoodie and jeans, we had coffee, then I flew her somewhere and we fucked like old lovers.”

“So a creature like Midna did this to you, possibly not intentionally by the sounds of it.” Delbert said with a gentle smile along with everyone in the room, including me. I may be suddenly bearing the fruits of this alien union, but it seems this ‘parasite’ was incidental.

“Her name...I can’t remember it. She did say she was expecting Midna, but that she would love to get to know me better. Things just...went from there.” Tanya tittered and rubbed Midna’s knuckles. “You have a sexy admirer there in that realm of yours. Maybe you should go find her.”

“That would be good, maybe you’ll pester me less.” Jimbo joked as he continued reading.

“All this fluffy goodness aside, I’m now surrogating an alien pregnancy that looked nothing like a human or diamond dog embryo. As soon as we’re at Tarkus, I’m getting an exam.” I announced as I held my stomach. I’d rather not abort this creature, but if it turns out to be dangerous, I may have to.

“Good idea, now let’s all calm down and read some books.” Jimbo turned a ‘page’ of his holographically projected book and I rolled my eyes along with the others.