Pirate Bebop

Ch.8

“Well...we’re alive.” I chirped as the others all looked in exasperation at me and the pile of mobile suit guns at the feet of the Zaku Warrior. I kept running dry and Rivala held onto the empty ones. Now we have a bunch of guns made for Rodi hands that will need one to have its grip altered so Faye can use one. Hopefully with Rivala’s new form and Luster Dawn, converting the extra metal to ammo will be easier than it would normally be.

“Yeah, but now we have guns we can’t exactly sell.” Jet said with a sigh. “At least we’ve got two tech heads and you’re a gearhead, so we can make use of the metal for repairs or ammo. Anyway, We’re headed for the Bob System-.” PFFT~! “-Okay, what is it?”

“The Bob System?! Someone just named a whole system Bob?!” I cackled, losing control of my body and turning into a woman, my voice going from male to female as I laughed. “Someone clearly loved Titan AE way too much!” I howled and hugged my tits so they stopped quaking.

“What’s Titan AE?” Ed asked and I gasped in horror!

“Rivala! I wish for a copy of Titan AE playable on our entertainment system!” I shouted up at Rivala, who hadn’t downsized yet and she shrugged before waving a hand and a classic plastic DVD case that had a tiny data chip inside instead of a disc fell into my clutches. “To the common room!” I grabbed Ed’s arm as I ran past, dragging her with me. This girl needs some culture!

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“Luster, that was very unlike Silver. You’re the biggest change in our lives, Relic tech notwithstanding. Any idea?” Jet asked the pink unicorn with a mixture of suspicion and worry.

“Well, the gender change and Argent Composition traits will make obvious changes, but that was very out of character, I must admit.” Luster said with a scratch at her maneless head.

“Oh, well, Silver didn’t ask me to keep quiet about it. Luster, Silver’s been Displaced.” Rivala said to the group as she shrunk down, her extra mass being stored away in her inventory.

“What?! When?! What method?!” Luster demanded, clutching the now average-height goo-fairy by the shoulders and shaking the red mare, smishing their equally huge boobs together.

“Wah~! Stop shaking me~!” Rivala whined and wobbled in place until her goo settled. “Silver said that we were in some sort of time-loop and the first difference this time from before was that they now had two sets of memories or something. Ask her for more.”

“What’s a Displaced?” Spike asked curiously and Luster bit her lip worriedly.

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“So, this is where Silver’s crew found that Zaku Warrior.” Amelia commented as she descended the ramp of the submersible shuttle with Jim in the Strike Dagger having just climbed out of the water. While not amphibious by design, the Strike Dagger was surprisingly waterproof, which made some sense since it was designed for vacuum.

“Interlopers! You live only because you have divine blood amongst you!” Jim inwardly squeaked in fear at the sight of the white skaven phantom that appeared before Amelia, who had thankfully drained her womb before leaving the Legacy. “You are too late to retrieve the whole bounty of this place, but there still remains a good cache of resources.”

“Your presence has value as always, Cadet Hawkins.” Amelia smiled up at him and Jim sheepishly ‘scratched’ his head before realizing that the Strike Dagger had just done so.

“Not only the pilot, but also within your womb.” The rat stated before turning away and Amelia’s tail flicked happily while Jim felt utterly flustered at the surprised expressions of the soldiers accompanying Amelia on the shuttle. “I shall lead you to the secondary vaults. They are mostly empty like the primary vault is now, but they should serve you well.”

“Excellent.” Amelia purred, but the way her hips swayed and her tail wiggled along with the emotions she was broadcasting told him that she wasn’t talking about the Relic technology. “I hope one of the coveted Navel Pearls is among the collection.”

“Of course! While the previous claimants took a good amount, there remains a barrel of the wondrous gifts of the Trinity.” The ghost declared as he led them through the derelict giant hall and to the end, where the main doors of what must be the primary vault were clearly open, but two smaller doors to the sides were still closed. “The Descendents of Cocoa and Cynder did not have the time to open the other vaults due to being pursued. While I assume you are those pursuers, my duty is to provide the contents to any divine being that comes here.”

“How fortuitous. At least this loss has a silver lining. Open them up, Cadet Hawkins.” At Amelia’s order, Jim approached the door on the right and unlocked the handles that appeared, then did the same for the opposite doors. “Good man, now start transferring what you can towards the entrance. Men! Begin loading the shuttle and send for others to come. It’ll take all day with several shuttles to ferry this all to the Legacy even with our Inventories.”

“Yes, General!” Jim along with everyone else replied and he carefully knelt down and picked up a metal container to move it as ordered. Only Amelia even noticed that the ghost faded away with a relieved expression on his face and she saluted with a sad smile.

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“That was so cool! It gave me tons of ideas! A planet-maker like the Titan is totally possible with Relic tech! Nexus even created livable worlds in her womb-forge before, so I guess with her around back then, nobody thought to make one themselves!” Ed gushed excitedly, almost vibrating with glee as she hugged Ein to her stomach where the corgi panted and enjoyed the shaking of his chosen person.

“I’m glad ya took away so much from it, lass.” I chuckled and rubbed her ginger head crest. “Well, that was a nice trip down memory lane, but since I’m the gearhead of the crew, I’d better head back to the hangar and start breaking down those guns into more manageable parts.”

“This late? It’s way past bedtime.” Ed said and I blinked before I looked up at the clock above the entertainment screen. Whoa, it’s past 9pm on the ship’s day/night cycle.

“Woof, yeah, bad idea then, lass. You head to bed, I won’t keep everyone up with the noise.” I got up and blinked down at Ed when she hugged me, planting her face in my boobs. “Uh, what’s up, lass? Need to talk?” I rubbed her back as she nuzzled my hefty bosom.

“You’re a lot nicer than you used to be.” Ed muffled into my tits and I froze, remembering that I’m not just one person anymore, I’m two, fused into one. “Also, you’re big and squishy now.” She hugged me tighter and buried her face deeper in my bust. “Mmph, soft hug.” Aw~.

“Hug all ya like, lass.” I smiled and rubbed her crest, only idly wondering when I got comfortable in my womanly form. “Not too much, though. Ya’ve gotta get some shut-eye if yer gonna be any good in the morn.” I bent down and smooched her brow, making Ed light up with a smile and then she took Ein with her out of the common room, where Luster was leaning in the doorway with a tender expression. “Hey, how long have ya been there?” I asked bashfully.

“Long enough for you to stab me in the ovaries with that parental display you just put on.” Luster leered lustfully and I perked up eagerly to fulfill whatever carnal desire she had. “No, no. As much as I would like to, we can’t. Down girl.” Aw. “Anyway, I just came to get you for bed. Just because I don’t think snu-snu is a good idea right now doesn’t mean I don’t want to cuddle.”

“Ya vile wench! Ya deviant! Ya tempt me with something so blasphemous as cuddling?!” I hammed and she giggled as she took my hand and pulled me along down to the crew quarters. “Lewd hand-holding too~?! My room or yer’s? After ya cleaned out the bottles, I don’t think there’s much left in my room.” Aside from clothes, I didn’t have much in my room.

“Hm? Our room?” She questioned coyly as she brought us to my room, which now had Luster’s stuff in it. O-oh. She’s already moved in. If this was my human-half’s world, red flags would be flying and alarms would be blaring, but my slime-half felt overjoyed enough that all niggling worries about this sudden development died quiet, whimpering deaths. “Silver. I have a confession to make.” The door closed before that red flag could get me to escape.

“What would that be, lass?” I asked in concern as she looked into my eyes with joy.

“I’ve...never been with anyone, not seriously. My mentor told me that I was special, that I shouldn’t just mate anyone. Well, you’re not just anyone. Even if you weren’t a Displaced, I would feel this same overwhelming desire to be with you after just one kiss.” Luster Dawn proclaimed and bit her lip. “To tell you how serious I am, know that our time together in the reactor tub was the first time I’ve ever been penetrated by someone.”

“R-really? Ya seemed so confident.” I was both horrified and impressed. I went at a technical virgin with no restraint and she didn’t show any signs of strain, pain or otherwise.

“That’s because I’m a horny mare with toys aplenty. Also, to make sure I couldn’t get pregnant, I only had girlfriends who became friends later.” Luster told me before pulling me towards the bed. “Now, lie down and take off that suit. I want to feel your slime on my skin.”

“Yes, mu’um~.” I purred and stripped for her, purposefully doing it slowly and licking my lips.

“Heh, you clearly still act like a man. You have to shake your shoulders, shimmy your hips. You don’t have to thrust your pelvis forward so much or try to emphasize your stomach.” Luster redressed me much to my surprise. “Now, follow me. Roll the shoulder, yes, like that. Now, instead of presenting your groin, present your chest. You don’t want to give up the goods that quickly.” Luster instructed me with demonstration and I followed without question.

...I’m being coached in how to strip-tease like a woman...I’m oddly okay with this.

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“That is a big sword. Why is it not a beam weapon?” A soldier asked while looking up at the ludicrously large shield/sword at the back of the left vault. It was the last thing being taken from this ruin because Jim was the only one capable of ferrying it since none of the Rodi loadouts on the Legacy were aquatic. Neither was the Strike Dagger, but at least it wouldn’t take on water.

“I believe this may be one of the rare weapons intended for Nexus’s alternative energy efforts. Remember that we’re only as stable as we are because of her efforts to ease our reliance upon Argent and Eezo in the past. While both are theoretically infinite, places where such energy sources are not abundant suffered. This may utilize the fabled Solar Reactor.” A unicorn engineer, who had been brought down on another shuttle for safety analysis, answered.

“Okay, well I’m taking it, so-.” Jim reached out to it, only for the system to ping. “Uh...the Strike Dagger is getting an update! What do I do?!”

“Activating Solar Reactor, linking to new weaponry, Solar Blade.” The system declared and a rainbow of light particles emitted from the weapon and the Strike Dagger before Jim followed the prompt to install the weapon on the right forearm, which slotted into place nicely. “Installation complete. Strike Dagger has been upgraded to Strike Sword.”

Was that a joke? Did the system just joke? “Cadet Hawkins! Return to the Legacy at once! The Strike Dagger needs to go through immediate review!” Yeah, seriously, starting with changing the name with the forearm-mounted giant fuck-off broadsword.

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I woke up feeling dandy. Quite so. I had a beauty in my arms who also had her snout buried in my bosom. I felt myself smile and I kissed the brow of the pink beauty who was starting to grow some beautiful orange hair on her head and likely on her dock. I slithered out of her grasp and to the floor where I slipped my white bodysuit back on and then put on my limb armor.

I slunk out and went to the galley. “Morning. I see Ed’s still asleep.” I plopped into my usual chair and sighed down at the brick of dried rations. At least unlike the others I don’t need to use water to-. “Why are you staring?” I looked around at Jet, Spike and Faye, who were looking at me with visible concern.

“John or should I start calling you Jane?” Jet said pointedly and I flushed before I morphed into my male form. “We know you’re not who you used to be.” Oh crap! “Don’t panic! We understand that, you are still John Silver, but you’re also someone else. Who are you?”

“I was John Sullivan. A human who lived a boring life doing boring things, but dreamed of incredible sights and stories. I’m two minds about everything, but I’m not two people; I’m just Silver. Coming to terms with the fragility of individuality was one of the first things I had to deal with.” I sighed and then morphed back to my new true form to look at my shelf of heaving hooters. “I am far more open to things like this than the Silver you know, so, yay?”

“Won’t get any complaints from me. You’re certainly much nicer to be around.” Faye shrugged, essentially declaring the subject dropped as she nibbled at her ‘food’. Damn rations suck.

“As long as you are who you choose to be, I can accept that you’ve been possessed by another soul.” Spike also accepted and I looked at Jet with worry. He was the oldest living friend I have besides Rivala. Human me didn’t have anyone as close as Silver did with Jet or Rivala.

“I’m of similar mind. You’re still the John I knew, you’ve just grown into a new stage of your life. Although, since you’re clearly favoring your feminine side, I think we might as well just call you Jane Silver.” Jet declared and got nods from the other two.

“Thanks guys. This means a lot to me. Even if it’s because it’s my base form, it’s so comfortable being this way. I’ll use my male form for things like piloting or engineering, but otherwise I’m going to just relax and let it all hang out.” I joked with a roll of my shoulders making my breasts dance delightfully, causing everyone to stare. Heh~. I think I enjoy being female more anyway.

“Please don’t do that.” Jet said while covering his eyes. “I don’t want to think of my oldest friend like that.” Jet’s words sparked something in me and I felt my face grin evilly. “W-what is that look?” At his horrified question, Faye laughed heavily.

“You fool! You don’t tell your friend of the opposite sex not to tease you! Now she’s obligated to do it!” Faye declared and I felt a thrill of schadenfreude fill me as I wagged my eyebrows at Jet.

Besides...he is rather...handsome? Oh...oh no. “G-gotta go!” I jumped to my paws, ignoring how my tits quaked as I grabbed my brick of rations and crammed it into my mouth before I fled. W-what was that train of thought?! I never thought of men that way before! I entered my quarters in time to see Luster emerge from the bathroom and I rushed up to her to shake her by the shoulders. “Luster! I just had sexy thoughts about men! What have ya done to me?!”

“S-tah-ah-ahp shaking me~!” Luster squeaked and I stopped smacking our chests together. Right, big boobers means less space in the front. “W-what did you expect? You’re an Argent Slime. You’re genetically coded to enjoy all vices of Sex regardless of source so long as it doesn’t hit a hard wall. There’s no kink-shaming a slime anyway.”

“Yes, but I just fantasized about Jet! My oldest friend! I feel so gross for thinking of him like that!” I fretted as I paced the room while Luster went to the dresser. I only just noticed she’s naked. Wow, I’m shaken up if Luster’s perfect body was just a footnote.

“Well, that’s expected. You know him, you clearly like him if he’s your friend, he is rather ruggedly handsome. Just ask if he’s up for a-.” I silenced her blasphemy with a blast of sticky goo from my left hand on her muzzle!

“Silence! I reject yer old-world mentality and assert that it’s weird for friends to just be casual fuckbuddies in reality! Ya only do that with someone ya trust intrinsically and would do anything-oh fuck Jet’s a viable fuckbuddy!” I wailed in dismay and plopped on my back on our bed. “I mean, he’s clearly not interested, me being who I am squicks him out...why am I even considering this~?!” I whimpered and covered my eyes with my hands.

“Wow, society back in my time was so open with these things, seeing someone stress about it is a good bit of culture shock for me.” Luster commented as she pulled a utility jumpsuit up her legs and then shimmied her hips into them before she started zipping up. “Hey, can you help me pull the sleeves on and get the zipper over my breasts?”

“Ugh, sure thing, dear heart.” I sighed and got up, helping my mare into the orange jumpsuit that in Human me’s world would imply being an escaped convict, but Slime me’s universe told me was a universal indicator that the wearer was an engineer. “So, what’s with the suit?”

“Someone’s gotta check on the Zaku Warrior and I’m the person most familiar with Relic tech aboard this ship, so I’m going straight to the hangar after breakfast.” Luster said before we got the zipper over her glorious gazongas. Then she suddenly opened my suit and lifted my left breast before she started sucking, making me gasp!

“L-Luster~?” I petted her head as she supped from me and I bit my lip, feeling odd. It was incredible, different from anything either of my past selves had experienced. I was providing nutrition to someone and she was even kneading and groping my sensitive boobs, making me feel pleasure from the act. “Mm~. Drink up, lass~.” I breathed out before she got on her knees, opening my suit further. “H-hey now-uhn~...” I grunted as I leaned back against the dresser.

She’s eating me out. I-I’ve never...this feels better than fapping with a dick or fingering. I moaned and panted, petting Luster’s head and scratching her ears as she lapped up my cunny honey while she groped my ass and thighs. Ah! Ah~! My vision went wobbly and I was now sitting on the bed, Luster still ravenously munching my muffin.

“L-Lusty~. I c-can’t~!” I squealed and came again. S-so this is what a genuine female orgasm is like. Instead of reaching a peak and coming down to work back up-. “Uhn~!” A-again~?! She’s just driving me into-! “Guh~!” I was on my back, a drooling wreck left mewling and moaning until she finally released my singing snatch from her devilish tongue. “Oh~...” Fucking, wow~...

“Gosh you taste amazing. Thanks for breakfast, babe.” Luster crawled atop me, smishing our chests together and kissing me, which I returned sloppily before she got up, gently patted my thigh and then sauntered out of our room with a pep in her step.

For me though? I’m just...gonna take a nap...zzz…

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Jim wasn’t upset with the idea of being taken off the active roster for a bit since the Strike Sword needed research done on it. He was, however, a bit unsettled by the new task set before him. “A-all of them?” Jim asked Amelia uneasily while looking between her and the several volunteers cleared for breeding duties that he had the duty of knocking up.

“Indeed. I’m not surprised that so many of the ladies aboard this ship have incredible needs to fulfill, but I am impressed with how many of said ladies are willing to volunteer for breeding. Then again, it is paid for and the offspring are handed off to capable caretakers in case they cannot raise them.” Amelia said as she pulled on his leash. A leash. Amelia somehow knew how to get Jim’s lusts roaring!

“So I won’t get to see them?” Jim asked sadly as he let his mistress pull him along.

“Only if you want to. You will have many and they will be spread all over the Three Galaxies. You may not have the time to visit them all with the sheer number of your offspring the UnSC wants available in the future. Now then, ladies, line up on the bed.” Amelia’s smile was evil~!