Pirate Bebop

Ch.82

“You made a baby~! Oh Lusty, it was entirely by chance, but you have a son!” Vinnie gushed to Luster Dawn, who was dumbly holding her Zaven son in her arms, having shrunk him down to a proper baby to conserve materials and also because it would need to be done either way.

“So, did you follow my tips?” Zagara grumbled from her corner. The orange Zask template was still a bit upset over her conversion, but she was rapidly coming to appreciate all the upsides even if being a shorty was one of the major downsides. It had its upsides as well, as she’d learned to her bemusement and quiet enjoyment.

“To be honest, I wasn’t going to do it because I don’t want to send children into battle. I guess I must’ve slipped a bit. I mean, he’s only my son, not anyone else’s. I pretty much made a male clone of myself…” Luster mewled as she cradled her sleeping child to her breasts, where the little white pup nuzzled her left tit instinctively. “Oh no. What should I do? I don’t know how to take care of kids, especially when I’m so busy and there’s a war and-.”

“I’ll take him!” Rivala emerged from Luster’s bikini-clad cooch, making Luster squeak both from that and from the wolf-fairy slime taking her son from her arm. “I know all about babies! Part of the programming from when Wiatr and Hunter helped create the first batch. Don’t worry, Lusty. I’ll take care of our firstborn son.”

“Our-oh! Oh! So...sorry about that.” Luster blushed with a sheepish smile and Rivala giggled.

“Don’t be. You made a mistake with this one while I was inside you. You pulled on my body as material and now he’s born. As his mamas, we’ll take care of him.” Rivala smooched Luster and then hovered away, leaving Luster Dawn with Vinnie and Zagara in the room she’d asked to meet them in.

“So, should we tell Jane?” Vinnie asked as Zagara rubbed her falsely flat eggnant belly. When she realized she could enjoy the process of making eggs, she kinda went overboard.

“Why wouldn’t-oh no.” Luster paled and looked horrified. “Oh no. After we tried so hard I had a baby with Rivala by accident. This might hurt her! I might have hurt her! Don’t tell her before the operation, I don’t want this hanging over her when she’s going into battle.”

“We’ll keep it quiet. Besides, I think Jane would knock you up or get you to somehow knock her up if she found out and we don’t have the time for that.” Zagara commented, because while she tried to distance herself from her new Queen as much as she could, she couldn’t remain ignorant of those who associated with her. Especially since they’re so...attractive.

“You want her to pound you, don’t you?” Luster teased the Zask and the reborn rabbit reptile rolled her glowing eyes.

“Of course I do. She’s hot. Damn you for giving me these hormones and instincts.” Zagara grumbled with a blush. She’s become known as a bit of a ‘traditional’ broodmother with how many males she’s had pound our pussy and add eggs to her clutch. She may not have the sexual preoccupation of pre-cure Raskvel, but she was new to this and it was fun.

“Hey, trust me, it’s way better to feel things than to not.” Vinnie shuddered. “Never again will I be sent to Horny Jail. It is a sort of death.”

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“Oh, I think someone wants me to fuck them hard into the floor.” I groaned as the notion pulled me from my meditation. I’m good at shutting out intrusive notions, but this was the kind that was hardest because of how often people lust after me. I know I’m hot, I know I’m beautiful, I know I’m amazing according to how often I’m told these things, but I wish people would stop obsessing over me sexually when there’s actual Sex Goddesses they could perv on.

“Maybe it’s your mates?” Demona suggested from where she was half-stoned. Literally. Apparently, even though she’s made of flesh-imitating stone, she enters what she calls ‘stone sleep’ when she slumbers. She’s achieved a restful state of meditation thanks to how she’s rarely without Yoda around and constantly training herself.

“No. If it was, I'd be able to meld it into my meditation.” I sighed and looked over at Master Yoda. “Master, all this meditation and physical training has been good, but when will we practice lightsaber forms? I still don’t even know the style for my Light Chakrams.”

“Unable to provide practice sabers, I am. Hesitant, they are, the Argentines in providing them. Wary, they are, of my nature.” Yoda replied evenly without disdain.

“We…don’t exactly use Lightsabers. We use Crucibles and the only ones who have Lightsabers are the Doom Marines.” Uri bashfully admitted and I sighed.

“Close enough an approximation, they are. Until rediscover a source of kyber crystals, we do. Know not do I, the process of making red crystals.” Yoda replied and I think red crystals were the only synthetic ones, if I remember right.

“Well…” Uri trailed off uneasily.

“Don’t tell me, they don't use kyber crystals?” I asked my beautiful dragoness and she nodded. I’m so glad she decided to let her emotion ‘switch’ be on more and more.

“Kyber crystals, vital they are to a Force User. Not only do they focus the blade, they aid in channeling the Force. In combat, even a crystal not used as a blade is a valuable resource.” Yoda lectured with a chuckle. “However, as a blade, these proxies will suffice, for now.”

“Well, do any of them have an actual kyber crystal?” I questioned the black beauty.

“Brennie or in this case, Winnie. Do you want to see her?” Uri asked and I nodded my head.

“Well, we’ve gotta get this going and I’m the new source of the Force in this universe after I ascended. If anyone could make heads or tails of it, I would.” Besides, Winnie has been a bit distant. She’s been keeping away from me for some reason since Brennie and Willow fused.

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Winnie hummed contentedly when someone snuggled her and she nuzzled the perpetrator. “Visi, hey. What’s up?” Winnie asked without opening her eyes. She didn’t have any duties today, so she’d been planning to nap. She didn’t feel the desire to Sex everyone right now, but she wouldn’t say no to her wife if that was why she was here.

“Hm, just wanted to tell you that Jane requested your presence. It’s about the Lightsabers. I just wanted to snuggle my fluffy fox before you got out of bed.” Visi answered and Winnie sighed. It was bound to happen. She was worried about what might happen if she encountered Jane, but there was no putting it off anymore.

“Alright, I’ll go see her. Can you be there for emotional support?” The fused Sex Goddess requested of her wife.

“For who? I’m not exactly good at resisting Jane’s natural charms myself, you know.” The red demonic alicorn retorted. She’d retaken her original form thanks to the solid-morph ability granted by their shared cybertronian traits, but decided to keep her long scarlet mane a metallic hue. It made her ultra-sexy Fertility Goddess wife all the sexier.

“Does it matter? Just be there for us both.” Winnie huffed as she got up from the bed with her wife in her arms, bridal style. They were both still dressed and Visi didn’t object. “I’m surprised she didn’t see what sort of crystal was powering my Lightsaber. She’s in for a surprise.”

“Or a rude awakening.” Visilia added on, but Winnie shrugged and left their quarters.

“Either way, they need to wake the fuck up and realise the multiverse doesn’t give a flying fuck about ‘sticking to the material source and lore 90% of the time’.” Winnie huffed as she followed Visi’s finger down the hall.

“If this is about it being Kundal Stone or another stone entirely, I don’t care. I just want to see if it’s a harvestable resource and whether or not it attunes with the Force.” Jane commented from where she was standing on the ceiling, making Winnie yip and jump back in surprise since she’d popped down into view from seemingly nowhere. “Also, ya two are cute like this. Then again, Visi is the longest-standing paramour if I’ve been informed properly.”

“Red Lyrium crystal.” Winnie answered with a snort.

“Oo~ that spooky corruptive stuff from Dragon Age. Nice, so long as we’re careful not to ingest the stuff. Seriously. Why did anyone think it was a good idea to-*yip*!” Jane was snagged in Visi’s magic and plopped into Winnie’s tails to be held bridal style in them as they entered Jane’s room, which was where she’d apparently chosen to talk to Winnie. Alone. Hnng~.

“Where are Luster Dawn and Rivala?” Visilia asked as Winnie stood, clearly unsure of whether to take them to the bed or the bathroom with the magic tub.

“The last I knew, Lusty was working on her swarm and Rivala’s her assistant. Besides, if Rivala was wandering around, all kinds of wish-granting shenanigans would follow. My gosh, these are so soft~.” Jane cooed and snuggled the tails holding her. “Ya smell minty and chocolatey.”

“They’re both smells and tastes associated with Sex. Speaking of which, sorry Visi, I’m not strong enough.” Winnie gulped and Visi saw the hearts her simulated pupils had turned into.

“Strong enough fer what?” Jane asked before she squealed when the tails holding her wrapped her up. “Mmph?!” It was like a fluffy cocoon and Brennie went into the bathroom where a flick of Visi’s horn stripped them naked in a flash. “Hmph.” Jane stopped squirming and she snuggled her confines as Winnie stepped into the tub.

Soon, Winnie sighed as she let her form pool, dumping her goo into it to allow Visi and Jane to swim in her. “Ah~. It’s been a while.” Visi cooed and nuzzled Winnie’s goopy red cheek. “I should do this too soon. Get all relaxed, let it all hang out.”

“Yeah, good idea. I haven’t done this myself in weeks. Having a forgetably easy to maintain solid form is nice, but I could do with just pouring myself into a basin.” Jane commented as she floated in the red, black and white slime. “So, what’s the problem with Red Lyrium besides the obvious?” Jane asked curiously while Winnie ‘scrubbed’ her body with her goo.

“Trying to find a deposit of it and mining it. Red Lyrium doesn’t exist in our universe and we’re not sure if it exists here.” Visi answered as Winnie massaged her body all over.

“Couldn’t ya grow it by, y’know, throwing corpses on it? I know it works better with living sacrifices, but that’s evil and cadavers seem to work fine.” Jane asked before she perked when the goo parted her folds. “Uh, Winnie? I-uhn!” Jane moaned so sexily at a sudden penetration! “Oh gosh, yes~! I was hoping ya’d-nyuh~!”

“You sound like such a glorious sexy anime babe, Jane.” Winnie moaned and she looked over at Visi with a bite on her lip and Visi nodded. The demon alicorn moaned when Winnie began thrusting a solid rod of goo into her quim too. “As for your question, yeah, but that’s dangerous.”

“We can talk later, just fuck me-oh Winnie yes!” Jane shrieked in orgasm before she got a tentacle of slime down her throat and another up her ass and two began sucking milk from her massive mommy milkers. It was still impressive to Winnie how quickly a formerly purely male person had become this sultry love-puppy bitch so quickly.

“As you wish~.” Winnie panted and groped her own breasts as she fucked her wife and waifu.

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“So Ein, um can I see-?” Ed muttered with a blush as she stopped short of her full question.

“You are too young by Asari standards, Edward.” Ein robotically answered.

“Huh? Wait, is this that dirty grown-up stuff? I kinda don’t wanna know until later.” Aurora said uneasily, but she was looking at Ein’s lap anyway. “I mean, we’re both over the minimum age of 18, but our bodies are still in their early adolescence.” Aurora had calmed down a bit over the months since having Ed and Ein to vent her youthful energy with had drained her a bit.

“I’ve seen it before.” Ed stated matter of factly. “And I’m not too young! I’m part human!”

“Asari biology doesn’t-.” Ein was interrupted by Faye bursting into the room and grabbing him.

“My auntie senses are tingling! I’ll rescue you, Ein!” Faye ran away with the two teens giving chase. “As a future mama, I will be responsible and prevent you girls from making a mistake!”

“Bring back our corgi boy!” Ed and Aurora, now with stars in their eyes, demanded in unison.

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“Shit!” I yelped as I parried a blow from Brennie in Lightsaber practice. Apparently Winnie was too intense or something, so she diffused and Willow was watching from the sideline along with a dedicated Scinox medic in case we got injured. “I feel like I’m fighting against Darth Vader! Ya move with this unstoppable-seeming heavy grace and it’s like every block or parry will send me flying! Yew’re even doing it one-handed like him!”

“I wouldn’t recommend it. The only reason why is because I have my pistol in my left hand.” Oh yeah, Brennie’s memories show that she prefers it because she doesn’t or rather, didn’t have Force powers before. To be fair, a blaster is still a good supplement even for a Force user, because someone with the Force can be supernaturally accurate with ease. Then again, she uses a gun and those can kill a Force user. Especially since it’s based on native tech that allows them to fire at such velocities that they’re still considered a side-grade to blaster tech.

“Well, my Chakrams are one-handed by default. I can only use one hand in both its circle and half-circle states. I think I’m getting the hang of it, though. Ya haven’t managed to score a hit once despite me being new to this and I can’t tell if that’s just ya going easy on me.” I commented in bemusement as I twirled my Light Chakram in my hand like a fidget spinner.

That...is meditative. Wow. Spinny~. Brennie approached and looked at it too. “That is cool. Was that intentional by design?” I stopped it, turned off the beam and handed it to her for her to examine. “Wait, is this also a vibroblade? You’re using a vibroblade resonance for the plasma particles to...that is genius.”

“I didn’t make them. Well, this version of me didn’t. Eris gave them to me from a long time ahead in a galaxy far, far away. How it hasn’t vanished after she got her time-fuckery powers restricted, I dunno either.” I shrugged while Brennie pulled the connected halves apart, holding them like knuckle-dusters. “Yeh, careful. The hooked part can easily stab into yerself.”

“It turns from a single chakram to paired daggers. This is sick. I want one.” Brennie claimed and sped through some sort of dagger kata I had no clue how to replicate. “So you’ve gotta train up both for a circular single blade and paired hook daggers. You’re a masochist. Hold on. I have the perfect person to call in for you!” Brennie cheered, her tail wagging hard enough to slap her hips as she handed my weapons back to me.

“Oh! Are you calling her?! Really?! She’s so sexy and she’s not our wife! You’re gonna torment us all with her sexiness!” Willow warned her wife, but Brennie reached into her cleavage and retrieved a...golden fist? Yowch! Why’d she throw it at me and hit me in the gut?! Why is it shining now?

“Who are ya calling?” I grunted as I morphed my body to repair being slugged by a flying golden fist in the tummy. Suddenly, an ultra-sexy blood-red reptile woman with long mane-like golden plumage, gilded front-curved backswept horns, gold eyes, lips and nostrils that were adorned with a gold nosering. She wore a simple ancient green tunic and hosiery with bare feet.

She was so damn muscular, it was like looking at a Miss Universe contestant condensed down into a bodacious babe who despite having egg-laying hips and a thicc rock-hard booty to go with her long, thicc red tail, she only had B-cup breasts. She also had bangles on her ankles, wrists and near the midpoint of her tail. “Hello. I’m Meen-Rei. I’m your Displaced assistant today.”

“Have you been getting summoned constantly again?” Brennie asked in concern and the droll expression of the beauty flip-flopped to excitement as she rounded and pounced on Brennie so fast, she left a gust of wind behind her!

“Brennie~! It’s been ages! Mwah! How are things?” The beauty’s chest suddenly surged in size to match those of us here and her long tail wiggled happily back and forth. Her green tunic somehow adjusted to heft her chest basketballs and provided cleavage for the lovely bosom.

“Fucking crazy, more so than usual since we’re on a major upswing from how things were the last time we spoke.” Brennie answered with a fond squeeze of the woman’s hands.

“Just how you like it. *Gasp!* Is that a lightsaber?! Why didn’t you tell us about it before?” Meen-Rei demanded in that cute whiny way that someone with such a raspy voice shouldn’t be able to accomplish, but she did.

“I forgot about it and a good thing, too. It’s not produced by a red kyber crystal, but a Red Lyrium crystal. It would have done more harm than good. Nirn already has its own crazy bullshit going on, no need to throw Dragon Age into the mix.” Brennie claimed and I can’t fault her. Elder Scrolls was packing some seriously crazy bullshit of its own caliber.

“Harumph! You underestimate how long it’s been! We’re space-faring now!” Meen-Rei chuffed proudly before gesturing at me. “So, I’m guessing she’s the student?”

“Yes. Jane, show her your light chakram.” Brennie directed and I held it up.

“Oo~. A chakram. I haven’t encountered that before. I’m sure I’ll master it in a few minutes, though.” Meen-Rei cooed as she approached me eagerly. I could sense that she was genuinely excited, not being all ‘better-than-you’ with that statement. She’s just that good. When she had it in hand, she began moving so fast I could barely see it. If not for the Force, I wouldn’t have.

“I see you never stopped using the Oghma Infinium.” That explains this bullshit.

“Of course I haven’t. I’m afraid I achieved CHIM and I’ve become a ‘lesser’ deity in alliance with Jhunal. I’m Meen-Rei the Educator. I can teach anyone anything even if I’ve never done it before. The only reason I’m not fused with the Oghma Infinium is because it’s still Mora’s. The ancient ink blot still lives even if he’s been absorbed by Jhunal at this point.” Meen-Rei stated before pointing at me. “We’ll begin immediately. I am your Sensei, you are my Gakusei.”

“Uh, okay-hey!” I yelped when she shoved the chakram into my hands and then began positioning my body. It clicked. I followed her movements and then she left me alone to repeat them as I watched her do the same in front of me. I was mesmerized, not just by her beauty, but by the information filling my mind, body and Soul. It was like I was a sponge awaiting the fluid of knowledge and she was the endless font pouring into me.

I lost track of time. We did more kata and then moved on to my paired daggers, starting slow and then ramping up. I was exhausted when she finally put a stop to our session. Not just physically, I could morph to get rid of that. I was also drained emotionally, spiritually and my mana was near empty. “Good. You are now easily an expert. We’ll need a few more sessions to get you to the level of a master, but you did good.”

“Th-thanks. I’m really tired now.” I breathed out and then thankfully was picked up by Winnie’s tail hands. I noticed Winnie taking Meen-Rei’s hands with hope in her eyes, then I nodded off. Whatever was going on between them, that was their business...zzz…