Beat Hazard

Prince was getting annoyed. Stargaze,er,Starbass wouldn't stop mixing songs. One particular song making him want to scream with all the synths and drops.

"Could you stop, I swear I'm gonna scream!" Prince yelled over the music.

"Seriously, how can we hear it from the basement!" Pearl screamed annoyed.

RUDEBOY BASS, MASH UP THE PLACE!

"The hell did you just say?" Prince asked in confusion.

"Another drop and he gets no sex for a MONTH!" Pearl screamed in hope I would stop. Luckily, since I care about my sex, the music stopped dead on a dime and I rose from the basement.

"Alright you got me." I said quite unhappy.

"Thank you Celestia." Prince mumbled.

KNOCK

"Who in the hell could that be?" Pearl asked.

I walked over to the door, hoping for it not to be the Royal Guard...again. When I opened the door I was face to face with a pony with the same mane, tail, glasses, and coat color as me.

"I know you, you're Vinyl Scratch!" I said hoping for a autograph.

"Well I just wanted to stop by because I heard your sweet music from the other side of the town." She said quite satisfied.

"Isn't the other side of town the whole town of Ponyville? Oh boy that's bad." I said worried.

"Geez man calm your nuts I'm only saying that I came to hang out with you guys." She explained.

My heart felt like it just exploded, I was finally about to hang out with the pony of my dreams, oh wait I'm already taken.....SHIT!

(Try to read really fast)

"OhbythewayPearljustwantedtosaythatI'mbreakingupwithyoubutthatdoesn'tchangeanythingbythewaymynameisskrillex."

"Well I have been cheating on you anyways." Pearl confessed.

"It'sgoodtoseeyoudon'tmindwaitWHAT!" I babbled angrily.

"Weren't we supposed to be hanging out?" Vinyl asked.

"Sure thing, just sit down. Do you need anything to drink?" I asked quickly.

"I'm fine." She replied.

Prince walked into the kitchen, swearing to himself that he was going to eat pie for the rest of the night.

"My only friend...pie" Prince said happily to himself.

"Is there anything wrong with him?" Vinyl asked me.

"Retardedness, loneliness, the list goes on." I explained.

"Anyways, I brought Dj Pony 2!" She said excitedly.

"Your playing WHAT?" Prince asked from the kitchen.

"Ignore him." I told her.

She inserted the game into my X-Clop 360 and then she took out two record controllers. We had both agreed on one track. I kept making glances at her part of the screen, seeing her nail each note as they hit the hotbar like it was nothing.

Oh man the drop is coming I don't think I can handle that much pressure!

10 minutes later

Nurse Redheart was finishing up her work for the day when she heard a loud noise and then whistling. The whistling got louder and louder until Prince crashed in through the wall.

"What the?" Nurse Redheart asked suprised.

"Bass drops, I hate em." Prince groaned from under the rubble.

1 hour later

Prince walked into the house unhappily with bandages over one of his hind hooves.

"I used to be in this house like you, but then I took a bass drop to the knee." Prince growled angrily.