get ya bearings and get situated with the with whats happening
"YES FINNALY I GOT MY RED MATTER MORNING STAR (sigh) alright night guys iv had enough tekkit for tonight it's 10 pm so i gota head to bed you guys"
"okay see ya josh"
"night stephano night will"
alright lets just play a game of bf3 then ill head to bed
YES I GOT ANOTHER SERVICE STAR FOR MY SV98 okay thats it im hitting the sack and in this case not my sack i mean bah whatever
ah my nice and soft bed
(muffle)
dirt why do i taste dirt? last time i checked bed sheets tasted like cotton thread....bad dare don't ask
"pah what the hell woah whats with all the gear?"
i get up and sit up on my but i notice i got a army backpack on with a gun on the side
"wait......a gun? bah never mind okay rules of minecraft get ya bearings find food and make a shelter"
i get up and check my surroundings i notice im in a field of short grass i got army brown shorts and a green tshirt with a skull on it holding a combat ACB-90 combat knife funny enough i find one on my side.......
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then 6 grenade's
"woah what the hell last time i checked i wasn't in the army whats all this?
i unclip them from my side
"okay so 2: 9-bag flashes, 3 smoke grenade's labeled 'smoke'.....great name, aaaaaand uh uh woah a M67 hand grenade holy crap
thats one big boy okay lets see what this gun is"
i grab the gun and unclip it from the bag, surprising enough all this stuff just feels like im lugging myself around not much trouble considering i was a bit chubby anyway i look at it and its a M146 with a RDS-REFLEX sight a under-slung rail that has a 40MM grenade launcher and a tactical light damn feels like im in battlefield 3 all i need now is a G-17 SUPP and i got my fav setup
"okay awesome full clip now lets see whats in this bag"
"holy Chinese baby Jesus crackers.......this thing is loaded with full clips for the gun and 40MM smoke grenade's awesome im loaded for a battle in BF3 but it looks like this is all pastel colored nothing like BF3.......hang on.......pastel? no impossible"
i looked around and saw a town in the distance and i look up to.....see.......a big.......castle.......Canterlot castle to be exact
"no freaking way............... AWESOME wait not awesome this has got to have repercussions to this alright lets see first thing ya gota do in HIE fic? find twilight make sure your not seen okay LET SPIN THIS SHIT"
i packed up the stuff and clipped my gun. i ran like hell to the town and i noticed more and more that there the town was defiantly ponyville and i only just noticed that i was running fast as hell cause there was wind rushing past me my gun was just bouncing about on my bag. it took no more than 5 mins to get near her tree house so as i got near i hid behind a tree
"5 pony's in my way spread about okay smoke and get in a bush"
i grabbed a smoke and threw it in the middle of my path
*POOF*
smoke covered almost an entire area i ran straight into the smoke running into about 2 of them one of my hands touched lyra which i just recognised as soon as i touched her she almost leaped with what looked like joy as she screamed
"HANDS I FELT HANDS I KNEW IT WHERE ARE YOU!!!!"
"shit" i murmured by accident as she screamed that i kicked it in gear and dived into a bush the smoke died down and i heard a voice saying
"lyra just calm down it might just of been a monkey or somthing not a mu-man or whatever you said okay just calm down"
"HUMAN AND I KNEW WHAT I FELT IT HAD 5 FINGERS AND A PALM IV STUDIED THEM FOR YEARS I KNEW WHAT I FELT"
the argument went on for about 2 hours until bon-bon smacked lyra which was a big surprise but lyra just sighed and went home with bon-bon well i guess they were anyway
i waited as the sun started to gun down and most ponies where away from the libary
okay so i need to get twilight to help me with this im in equestria and from what i read thats not good something has had to happen i know i got a walkie talkie in my bag so if i use that i could use to talk to her ill use that okay no from what i remember ill be able to talk to her she is the most reasonable to talk to she would know what to do im not a pony so she think im crazy but im a human which she might of never seen before so i gota be careful.
i reached into my bag and grabbed 2 walkie talkies that i found earlier and climbed the tree up to a window i open it slowly she was downstairs rearanging books i threw a raido down at her it falls right behind her and she jumps i jump of branch i was standing on and hid back in the bush i grabed the raido
"hey twilight listen don't be alarmed......just hold down the red button to talk to me"
"okay who are you?"
i didn't think about that well ill tell her my first name she needs to know that much
"my name is joshua omega i need you to listen"
"well....joshua omega i don't like random pony's just throwing things in my house"
"LISTEN!"
silence was heard on the other end of the raido
"look ill come up by the back window and not matter what don't scream okay? im kinda lost and need you to help me"
"fine"
i climb up to the window and go through it and land straight face flat on the floor
"um uh oh not this again"
i sit up and shake my head
"ow wait....again?"
