I Flashbanged Myself... Yeah That Totally Explains Why My Eyes were Glowing
"Wake up... Wake up... Chosen one..."
"That voice again..." muttered Azure as he looked around his new surroundings in awe; it looked like he was in one of Professor Twilight's teleportation spell tests again, everywhere were those... warm glowing auras. It's not blinding like the light that dragged him into this... realm. It was this warm, cozy feeling... Like inside his blanket during the winter with Smolder beside him... Ready to blast him in the face if he hasn't got out of her bed.
Suddenly, as if feeling he was been watched, Azure turned around swiftly and found indeed he was been looked upon...
By a giant face.
This... creature, had a metallic-like silver body, a pair of U-shaped metallic wings, and a giant red V-shaped... tattoo on its chest. It looked like one of those 'humans' from Starswril's mirror Twilight taught them about... But it had a pair of light-bulb-shaped eyes which are giving him quite a staredown.
"Uh... Hi?" Azure gulped.
"Chosen one..." It said, strangely, his mouth didn't move at all, and by 'him', his voice sounded masculine; must be talking to him using some sort of telekinesis magic or some shit, "Your world is at stake... My time speaking to you runs short... Pick up Evoltruster and defend the ones you care about... Chosen One..."
"Uh, wait! What's your name?! What Evoltruster? What are you-" his questions were cut short as he was kicked out of this realm.
Azure's eyes blew open as he found himself in the ruins of his classroom again, the white thing- the Evoltruster, as the giant told him, was floating in front of him, with his claws over it. Suddenly, the scream above him grew louder.
As if it were his instinct, he unsheathed the Evoltruster, the green crystal glowed along with the V-shaped symbol, and the light became brighter, followed by the rapidly approaching scream from the beast raining down from above.
As the Evoltruster's light engulfed Azure, he couldn't control his vocal cords as he shouted. Then he was engulfed in light again.
"NEXUS!!!"
Above, the space beast 'The One' is still diving down on this little weak creature, for some reason, the emotion of hatred it felt when it first glanced at it pissed itself off. Suddenly, the creature glowed in an awful familiar light, then a giant silver fist appeared to be expanding from its point of view...
The fist knocked the beast right out of the air, it roared in pain as it rolled off the field, throwing specks of dirt and rocks several meters in the air. It scrambled on its hind legs as it stared at the shining humanoid figure showering in blinding light. 'The One' is pissed.
The light began to fade, revealing a giant humanoid creature standing in front of the space beast, its silver skin reflected the sunlight off, and it had a pair of warm glowing eyes, a bright red flat V-shaped color timer on its chest, on both of its wrists were gauntlets with golden blades sticking out at the end.
It grunted as it formed a battle pose.
The ponies and creatures on the ground several miles away were shocked as they watched the two giant creatures in a stand-off. Student six was also standing with their mouths/snouts wide open, suddenly, Smolder realized that a certain griff wasn't in the gang.
"Uh, guys!" She called, "Have you all seen Azure anywhere?!"
Gallus reacted quickly, "A-Azure?! BUCK! He was in the building when this... Beast appeared out of nowhere!"
The dragoness's eyes widened in horror, "We've gotta go get him!" She extended her wings as she leaped into the air, flying as fast as she could toward the ruins of the school.
"WAIT! Celestia-damn it Smolder!" Gallus gritted his beak as he followed, the rest of the students took a glance at each other as they followed their friends without a second word.
Meanwhile, the two giants sprinted towards each other, as they collided, the silver giant stumbled backward several steps as it got used to its strength, 'The One' screeched in anger and hatred as it swung its claws at the silver giant, the silver giant dodged that swiftly. It then roundhouse kicked the beast, sending it stumbling backward several yards. The beast then opened its jaws, a bright plasma bolt quickly forming in it as it was fired at the silver giant.
The silver giant was nearly hit as it dodged it at the last second before impact, the missed plasma bolt hit the hill behind, ripping off 1/3 of the boulder. The silver giant then grunted more aggressively as it charged at the space beast, the two collided once again, but with the silver giant gaining the upper hand, the silver giant threw off several hard punches, followed by a karate chop on the space beast's head. 'The One' stumbled backward as it shook its scaly head, it then roared as it head-butted the silver giant suddenly, knocking it on the floor, the space beast then charged another plasma bolt, jaws pointed at the silver giant.
The silver giant rolled off a second before the plasma bolt annihilated the poor house that was near the field of impact.
Just as the silver giant gained balance, it suddenly found itself facing a winged beast; no, it was the same bastard but it sprouted wings. 'The One' sneered as it flew toward the silver giant, knocking it onto the ground once again. The silver giant struggled to maintain balance as the beast gained control of air superiority.
After several hits by the plasma bolts, the silver giant finally had enough, it stood up, its right wrist gauntlet glowed in red, then it shot out its right arm, and two slices of saucer-shaped energy bolt were thrown toward the space beasts.
Particle Feathers sliced the wings off of the beasts like a hot knife through butter as the beast was shot down. The silver giant had gained control over the battle again.
As if feeling irritated, the silver giant grunted again as it lined up its hands next to its left waist, blue lighting sparks formed between them as the silver giant moved its hands to form the shape of a cross in front of its chest. Then it was another flashbang.
(Just the first clip)
A bright red beam was shot out of the silver giant's elbow, it quickly reached the space beast before it could react. Light sparkled across the beast as it screamed in pain and hatred, it staggered backward a few steps before erupting into a giant fireball, ending its life.
The crowd in the distance cheered, now knowing that the silver giant was on their side.
The silver giant let out a relieved grunt as it stood up, it looked towards the crowd, then it glowed in the same light it appeared in; then it faded away into light particles, disappearing into the thin air.
While the crowd cheered, Twilight, now with Princess Celestia and Luna by her side, watched in silence.
After a while, Luna spoke, "Sister, is that..."
"Indeed, Luna." Celestia answered, "Remember the legends our father and mother had once told us? About those creatures of the light?"
"If I had done my research on it correctly..." Twilight finished Celestia's sentence, "That... silver giant..."
"Is an Ultraman."
Azure spit out the dirt from his beak, right now all he felt was the burning sensation from that ugly motherbucker's flashy blue bolts, "Argh that goddam sonnuva..." His curse was cut short by a familiar voice calling his name.
"Azure! Where you at buddy?!" It was Gallus.
"AZURE!!!" Aw shit, Azure knew he was dead when Smolder uses that kind of tone.
"Ugh, GUYS!" He shouted but was shut up by the burning pain in his body, he glanced at his bag, the Evoltrsuter was sitting in it quietly, "Just what the fuck have I been dragged into... A space war?"
He heard the rubbles being removed as its familiar orange dragoness appeared, "Smo-Whoa!"
Azure was tackled onto the floor by a very pissed and worried Smolder, she grabbed him by his chest feathers, "JUST WHERE IN TARTARUS HAVE YOU BEEN?!" However, the anger only lasted for a few moments as her head went down onto his chest, "Celestia-damn it I was so worried... Damn it..."
Azure was taken aback as he was not sure what to do, all he could think about was to pat Smolder gently on her back.
"Azure! Hey! There he is!!!" It was Sandbar's voice, the gang rushed over and saw Azue and Smolder together.
"Gallus don't start it!" Azure glared at Gallus as the griffon had a knowing smirk on his face. Sandbar smiled, "Glad you're okay dude, you gave us a heart attack back there."
Smolder then stood up from Azure's chest as she wiped her eyes, she looked at her friends, then at Azure, "You did NOT see that! Okay?!"
"Y-Yes ma'am!"
Smolder let out a giggle.
"Guys, now's not the time..." Ocellus said, "We should get Azure patched up."
"Com' on feather-head, let's go," Smolder said as she and Gallus each lifted Azure's forelegs and walked him out of the ruins.
Ocellus then grabbed Azure's bag along, however, she glanced into the bag and saw a strange white object, however, her concern was on her friend's physical and emotional condition, as the Evoltruster was ignored momentarily by her.
I Got Jumped By an Overweight... Whatever that Thing Is
"Wake up... Wake up... Chosen one..."
"Ugh... Shut it will ya..." A pair of silver-colored eyes unwillingly opened, followed by an irritated groan, the owner of the voice slowly got up, and with a loud yawn he extended his wings, revealing their messiness, "Seriously? Again? I need a goddam therapy..." Rubbing his eyes, Azure woke to a normal Monday morning at the School of Friendship.
From the vocabulary that's clearly not something that'd come out of a local habitat, it's clear that this hippogriff isn't any ordinary griff around; a former homo-sapien, to be specific. He doesn't remember his past too clearly, yet the habits of being a human still bugged him. As one lucky bastard, Azure was reincarnated into a middle-class hippogriff family; his father, Riptide served as the Seaquestrian Submarine fleet commander, while his mother Current Tide... well, just a regular mare. Due to his extraordinary learning skills, Azure was selected as a representative student along with Silverstream, Queen Novo's niece, to attend Princess Twilight Sparkle's School of Friendship.
If only Azure remembered his past life, he'd be laughing internally at the fact that being placed along with the Student Six might set off some Young Six fans back home.
Azure's first impression of the six creatures was; the Overly Sarcastic Dude, The Tide Breaker/Pacifist, Silverstreak (Silverstream didn't mind too much, why would she anyway...), The Blue Beatle (Literally), Yona (Azure doesn't want to make her sad, what a good guy), and Ryujin (He liked her flared character).
The gang, especially Gallus, found Azure somegriff to hang out with, "By my standard," Gallus, "that's my dude."
Azure wasn't really the elite student type of guy, despite his reputation of straight A throughout the semester, his altitude, however... Let's just say Professor Dash wasn't too happy with beating her in the hoofball game 10 rounds in a row... Without a proper introduction of the rules of the game. But that didn't stop him from receiving a Principal Honor Roll at the end of the year.
Azure's train of memory was disturbed when he heard a knock on his bed, without turning he knew who that was, "Morning Ryujin..."
"Hey, I'm good with the nickname and all... But you gotta know when you should be saying that." Smolder rolled her eyes with a playful smile, "Anyway, you're going to the bathroom or what? We got the Geometry test this morning, can't be late to class."
"Yeah, yeah, screw the test..." Azure groaned as he got out of his blanket, his mind still fuzzy with the mysterious yet irritating voice in his head that woke him from his dream utopia...
As he walked out of the bathroom towards the hallway after a quick splash on his face, Azure came across his dude, "Yoo, ready for the test?" Asked Gallus.
"You know the answer." Azure stretched as he grabbed the griffon by his shoulders, "You didn't study huh?"
His eyes widened in fear, "Aw buck, I'm-"
"Dead." Azure finished.
"Uh... A little help?" Gallus chuckled nervously.
"Sorry bro, I don't wanna get lectured by Professor AJ for two periods on honesty and cheating." Azure shrugged, amused by Gallus's dead expression.
"What are you two still doing here?" Asked a timid yet firm voice, "Class is starting in ten minutes." Ocellus came along with a stack of textbooks wrapped in her light pinkish aura.
"Damn bud, if I don't get a 60 it's on you!" Gallus said as he scrambled off to class.
"Eh?! How is it my problem?!" Azure facepalmed, he then trotted on with Ocellus and Smolder who just got out.
"Uh, what did I miss?"
"Nothing, Ryujin."
"Oh, com' on!"
Azure yawned again as he dropped his pencil. Everything was too easy for him, he placed his forelegs underneath the back of his head as he peered out the windows, towards the distant valley. Next to him was Gallus, who was the exact opposite of Azure, he groaned quietly as he pulled the three feathers on his head (AKA me in my goddam AP test.) Ocellus was done as well, however, she buried her head into the textbooks she brought earlier. Silverstream looked like she was about to pull out a cupcake from her bag, Sandbar looked serious, like how he always looked in class, Yona bit her bottom lip, frowning heavily, and Smolder looked irritated as she scratched her spine.
Professor Applejack was looking down at the students, well, at Gallus to be specific; twice has he been caught reading an answered post-it note, and Gallus knew better than to not attempt to piss her off since then.
The tic-tok of the clock became louder, or... So Azure thought. For some reason, he had this weird feeling since morning, especially after the voice he'd heard. Azure frowned as he heard a strange... humming noise. He looked around, seeing no sources of the humming noise, he then shrugged. However, the corner of his eyes caught a strange glimpse of light coming from his bag at the leg of his table.
"I don't remember putting my flashlight in there..." He murmured, suddenly, he felt the entire building starting to shake.
"Whoa! Earthquake?" Gallus was the first to respond, anything to get him out of this torture was his savior of the day... Let's just say he regretted what he thought after this day.
"Everycreature stay calm! We've practiced the drill!" Applejack said as she commanded, "Get under the table, hold tight to the legs, and-" Her words were cut short as a bright flash of light engulfed the windows. Then, an ear-piercing shriek was heard from the outside.
The windows shattered, sending shrapnel flying everywhere, then an explosion followed by a shockwave.
Azure was the closest to the window, and the shockwave sent him flying across the room, he landed on his back with the back of his head banged against the floor. He was knocked out.
"Azure!" Smolder and Gallus called out as they reached for their friend, however, another explosion sent them to the floor as well.
"What in' tarnation?!" Applejack tried to pull her students from the rubble, however, when her eyes were set on the outside, she was frozen in fear.
It was a creature, about the height of five Ursa Majors standing on its hind legs, however, it was unlike anything Applejack had seen in the past; it had those disgusting flesh-colored scales all over its body, two giant yellow eyes with menacing glow, scythe-like front claws, and two pairs of boney spines stretching from its back.
"Twi, Twilight?" Applejack looked to her right, where a purple Alicorn appeared in a flash of violet aura, however, compared to her friend's shocked expression, she had a serious look, "Applejack, evacuate the students, this creature is beyond the Elements of Harmony's power to stop." She said firmly.
"Al, alright Twi." The Earth Pony then dragged another pony out as they sprinted out of the classroom, Twilight's expression turned into one of concern as she looked towards the Canterlot Mountains, "Celestia... The Prophecy..."
"It's alive."
"Ugh, goddam..." Azuere rubbed his temples as he slowly got up from the rubble, his vision still blurred from the knock on his head, he looked up and soon, a scaly face filled his sight, "S-Smolder?" he murmured, but as his sight came back, his eyes widened, "HOLY MOTHER PIECE OF-" Smolder was no-where to be seen, instead it was the eyes of the menacing creature, it shrieked in his face.
"ARGH! SONNUVA!" Azure covered his ears in pain from the intense soundwave that nearly punctured his eardrums. When he looked up again, the beast was gone, however, he heard an incoming rapid scream of something descending fast...
And it was directly on top of him.
Through the broken ceiling, Azure saw that... thing... Rained down on him like a fucking pig.
"AH SHI-"
Suddenly, the light that was glowing earlier from his bag glowed again, brighter this time, and then it teleported right in front of him; the time seemed to be slowed down intensely as the glow fainted; therefore revealing a slender, white, diamond-shaped object with a pair of blue crystals aligned on the sides, green crystal mounted on the center, with a red V-shaped pattern at the bottom of the green crystal.
Then, Azure found himself unable to control his foreleg as he reached out for the white object.
"Ugh! What the-" Then he was engulfed by a blinding light.
