When Cheese Sandwich takes a high paying gig playing the accordion for a Hearts and Hooves dinner at the Rich mansion, he leaves his pregnant wife sad and lonely on what should be the most romantic day of the year. As the soft shadows of evening fall, Pinkie Pie finds herself with nopony for company but her sister Maud, who’s been stood up by the perpetually uptight Mudbriar.

With the stallions they love oh so far away, how can two sisters possibly fulfill their steamy dreams of a passionate Hearts and Hooves evening? The answer may surprise you! J/k it’s nasty hot sex, like always.

An incest porno comedy packed with the usual Pie family insanity, focusing on lesbian lust, sex while pregnant, voluptuous mares, butt stuff, temporary futa and references to fully heterosexual pegging. All characters are adults.

4th place winner in the 2024 Hearts and Hooves Day contest — now with a bonus chapter!