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No, I Don't Want to Face Overwhelming Odds (I Just Want to Sleep)

by Mr Pancrake
A band known as Underlord performs a series of black magic rituals in the form of rock concerts in an attempt to summon a primordial deity. Pink Scorch will stop them for $6.50.

Second entry into the Pink Scorch series. Reading the first story isn't required.

After being confronted by the ancient demon lord Rakasha, Pink Scorch embarks on a quest to acquire demon souls for $6.50 (no take-backs).

As an aside, there's also this really cool band called Underlord trying to summon a primordial god through ritualistic rock concerts. Sounds spicy.

Special thanks to FanofMostEverything, semillon, NorristhePony, Soaring, and Petrichord for prereading/editing!

New chapter every 2 weeks.

Teen
Incomplete
Profanity
Violence
Death
Thriller
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Adventure
 
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20523 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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5 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2024-03-11 09:35:03 UTC
    2355
  2. Chapter 1 - Like Clockwork 2024-03-11 10:44:25 UTC
    4954
  3. Chapter 2 - Whoo! Value Menu Time!!! 2024-03-23 13:04:38 UTC
    5743
  4. Chapter 3 - The Wolf 2024-08-11 01:33:54 UTC
    3657
  5. Chapter 4 - Crimson Elysium 2024-11-30 13:19:32 UTC
    3814