Twilight Gets a Puppy Season 7

Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 7
By TDR

All Beecher's Up.

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The steady drip of water could be heard as a dark furred pony stood in the cavern.

“And into his own reflection he stared.
Yearning for one whose reflection he shared
And regardless if he needed a battalion
he would at be at least double the stallion.”

There was a faint splash and then there were two dark furred ponies on the edge of the pool.

The pair of them looked at each other then they both grinned.

“So we just keep going?” the second one asked.

“Yep, though Pinkie said any third generations tended to get dumber if they split so we send any that come from you off to start the day and any I make to keep doubling.”

“How many did we need?”

“You know what today is gonna be like.”

“Yeah okay. Lots.”

“And into his own reflection he stared.
Yearning for one whose reflection he shared
And regardless if he needed a battalion
he would at be at least double the stallion.” both stallions sing songed, before the two alicorns stepped into the pool.

[Seshat, later that morning.]

“There you are. Shining sent back a thanks for the warning, though I have to complain that it's rather hard to shampoo yourself as a dog.” Spike grumbled.

“Wuff.” Rahs offered with a smirk.

“Applebloom is a lot of things, but gentile with her hooves is not one of them, plus Fluttershy threatened all three of them if they ever try to get a dog washing cutie mark again. Mister Tiny Sniffles still hasn't gotten all his fur back, and it made Dinky mad at them which is worse than Fluttershy. Any way, what did you even need to be poison joked for any way?” Spike asked before his brother pulled out a pawful of photos as him as a pony.

“You better not be encroaching on my side hustle.” Spike warned.

“Bark.” Rahs rolled his eyes.

“I don't care if your girl friends wanted some pictures of that form, they are my biggest customers.” Spike stated.

“Bork!”

“No need to be rude. But seriously, you're gonna use those to audition for plays this year?” Spike hummed. “Isn't that kinda dishonest?”

“Ruff.”

“Ehh I guess it is just another costume of sorts for you. “Spike shrugged.” Whatever then. You know what you're doing.”

Dragon Lord Trixie Lulumoon smiled as she saw Fuzzy walk into Golden Oaks library. He had agreed to help her out today with some restocking. Sure she could have had Starlight do it, and she was tall enough now she could reach the top shelves herself, but her goal was less to do any stocking and more try and make out with Fuzzy hidden in the stacks of books like some of those bad romance novels she had read.

The very thought of it made her turn bright red and stifle a giggle.

The dragon pony moved up towards Rahs and slowed as she approached sensing something very very wrong.

Rahs lifted a hand in greeting only for Trixie to snort out a bit of fire.

“You are not Fuzzy.”

Aria raised an eyebrow at the oddly shaped mass of water before her.

Rahs had agreed to come out and help her with some painting details on the boat. A cheap excuse to get to spend some time with him, but ehh, they didn't all have to be complex.

What showed up to help however was a Rahs shaped blob of water.

“What the fuck are you?”

Jynx stared at the puddle on the floor.

This was very odd.

That had not been Rahs. She thought the scent was off, and that it was a Changeling, hence why she had punched it in the chest, that would have knocked any bug out of it's disguise and if it was Rahs he should have dodged.

Instead, it had exploded into a puddle of water.

This meant that Rahs was hiding from her training him.

Again.

Pity, she was going to try and show some slightly different moves to him today.

“This will not do.”

Sunset looked at the cloud of steam that was all that remained of the golem that had shown up.

She had invited Rahs to read over one of the new books she had translated from the human world called 'Guards Guards' the easily open-able portal had allowed Sunset to go in and grab a number of things including her old laptop and a solar plate from a camping store that should keep it charged until she could adjust it.

She was going to spend the whole time he was reading it as a human, naked, and in his lap.

Then that thing had been what showed up instead of Rahs. As soon as showed up her blood magic showed that it had no blood.

She had sorta panicked at that and flash fried it.

“What the shit Rahs?”

Applejack stared down at the puddle, the flood of water that had appeared along with an odd tasting magic, she then shifted her gaze to Pear Butter who was passed out on the ground after watching the Moon dog she had been fussing at explode.

Interestingly enough Rahs had shown up at the stall to buy some apples instead of sneaking out to swipe them from the orchards.

Pear had decided to fuss at him.

Nothing new.

Rahs bursting into a puddle of water however was.

She had seen this before though.

“Durn mutt got intah Pinkie's mirror pool ….”

Saturnia frowned flicking the water from her dagger as Bees lay on the floor next to the puddle trying to scoop the water back up into the shape of Rahs.

Saturnia ignored him.

Really the best plan when dealing with Bees.

She had met up with Rahs wandering in the shops and had been planning to ask him for a nice Brunch, and to see how he liked the new form she had taken. An Abyssinian with snow Leopard pattern, a fluffy tail, and ample chest.

She had noticed immediately he was acting odd and as an infiltrator a number of flags had been raised that lead her draw her weapon on the impostor only for Bees to trip and smash into Rahs popping him like a balloon and soaking her in water.

She would have to remember to wear this particular scant bit of clothing next time she used this disguise and walk with him in the rain. At least as soon as she found out what was going on.

“Don't worry bud I got you I got you... PHARNAX I NEED A BUCKET STAT!!” Bees bellowed.

Rahs very much did NOT know what he was doing Spike later mused, watching as Trixie shoved the door open and stormed into The Ball Theater with the other five girls chasing Rahs hot on her claws.

Ember, Thorax, Sonata, Applebloom, and the Diamond Dog assistant that always followed Jynx around, followed along with Spike. He had already prepped popcorn and passed out the buckets.

Seems Rahs had gone with the water clone option rather than disappoint everyone who had grabbed his time for today.

Seems he hadn't learned from Pinkie Pie's time in the pool at all.

The girls were all pissed that he had sent a water clone to them, though they were slightly less pissed when they found that all of them had water clones and that the real Rahs hadn't decided to go out with any of them.

Jynx noted Rahs didn't smell right and thought he was a changeling.

Saturnia had noticed his actions were slightly off and figured out that the clone wasn't Rahs.

Sunset noticed a distinct lack of blood in the Rahs clone.

Aria noticed a over abundance of water in the Rahs clone.

Trixie noticed the illusion magic of the pool almost as soon as she saw the clone.

Applejack's had popped like a soap bubble the moment she got close.

All of them were very annoyed and wanting an answer.

The lot of them were not going to find it in the theater.

It was a full house, with every seat taken up by a Rahs clone in some strange or fancy manner of dress, with a few more acting as Ushers and concession workers in full uniform as if this was 100 years ago.

One of them was trying to sell an albatross,

On stage there was a fifteen Rahs cast acting out King Leer.

As one, all of them turned to look at the girls bursting into the theater.

There was a momentary stare down.

And then, as one, all of them screamed and very quickly tried to rush out of the theater through the fire escapes, yelling, carrying on, and enacting over the top glorious death scenes in the process, some of them popping at the end and turning into puddles, others keeping the death throws going for a good ten minutes or longer.

The two groups at the door watched the chaos in absolute awe at the insanity of it until there was nothing but puddles of water, and a few persistent death scenes, left in the room.

After a few moments of silence Sunset spoke.

“Ten bits says he's still in bed.” Sunset stated.

“I'll take that action. I say Twilight snagged him for something.” Applebloom chimed in.

Spike sighed getting his accountants visor and note pad. “Alright who else?”

“I think he's hiding in the light booth.” Saturnia offered.

“He probably just ran out with the crowd.” Ember huffed.

“Nah not his style.” Thorax hummed. “He might be hiding out in one of Applejack's trees again though.”

“He better not be.” Applejack growled.

“Did he go to the Crystal Empire for some reason?” Jynx asked with her assistant looking around confused still.

“I gotta go with Sunset in that he's asleep somewhere.” Aria offered.

“Well what ever it is he's gonna show up when it's most dramatic or showy.” Sonata offered.

“That parts a given.” Spike agreed.

“Trixie agrees.” Dragon Lord Trixie nodded. "So on that note, three, two, one...”

As soon as the count down ended Rahs fell out of the upper curtain on stage crashing down to land hard on the stage. The moon dogs coat was torn, ripped up and covered in teeth marks, his hair was covered in what looked to be food of some sort, and two much smaller blue furred Moon Dogs were sitting on his back attacking his lashing tail, seemingly unbothered by the drop to the stage.

“Or Bri could have made him watch his niece and nephew again.” Spike offered. ”Alright house wins, pay up.”

“Ow.” Rahs muttered as Titania managed to sink her teeth into his lashing tail.