My Little Jeff: Killing is Magic

Jeff wondered how long this was going to take.

He was floating in a black abyss, just floating there. A voice had been speaking to him off and on - A woman's voice, telling him that he was going somewhere else.

Apparently, He was floating to a world of ponies.

Or at least, that's what the voice said.

He felt his body tingling, changing, but he couldn't move. He couldn't even look down. He could tell that his eyes would have been closed, if he had eyelids. He hoped that the sun in this world of ponies wasn't to bright. Or, if it was, this voice would give him a pair of sunglasses. Otherwise he'd probably go blind. And then he could never look at himself again.

The voice told him of the three different kinds of ponies, and told him that he would be what is called an 'earth pony'. It told him that the weather was handled manually by the Pegasi ponies, and that Princess Celestia, who was basically their Queen/Goddess, rose the sun, while her sister Luna raised the moon.

It told him about cutie marks, and that his would be very out of place. It told him lots of things about the world that it said he would need to know. Then it told him to wait.

"Rest now...You're almost there..."

And suddenly, he felt exhausted. He couldn't stay awake. His body felt weary, and he knew nothing would be the same when he woke up...But he couldn't resist the call of sleep...

When he awoke, the first thing he realized was that he was a pony. A four-legged, short equine. He groaned, staring at the tree branches and leaves above him. He moved a foreleg, realizing that every muscle in his body ached. Groaning again, he tried to sit up. Keyword - Tried. Unsure of how to move his body, he stumbled about and fell on his face a couple times. After a minute, he stood up. Looking at his butt - excuse me, flank - he noticed a blood-splatter and knife mark there. He walked over to a small pond and stared in at himself. His eyes were still surrounded by black, and there were still to slits on the side of his mouth, causing a permanent smile on his...Muzzle.

"Okay - That's it. This is Hell."