My Little Jeff: Killing is Magic

One week after he had arrived, Jeff had a startling realization. He was starting to like it here! He couldn't believe it...HIM, like this happy-pappy land? Seriously...?

In the week he had been there, he had become better acquainted with the three fillies who had found him. They had become what one might call friends.

He had asked them not to tell anyone about him until he felt more comfortable here, and they had agreed. He had went 'crusading' with them a couple times, in places nopony could see him. Pushing his realization aside, he decided it was time that somepony saw him.

He yawned, as he had just woken up, and trotted around the room a couple times. After a little while, the girls arrived. "Hey girls." He said, walking over to get his breakfast.

Since he had arrived, they came to the clubhouse a lot more often. They brought him his meals, and occasionally some books from the library and other things for him to do.

After he ate, he turned to the girls. "So...I've been thinking...That it's about time I met someone. Who do you think would be best...?" He asked. The girls then got into a heated discussion about who it should be. "Can't be Rarity - She would probably want to do make-up or something..." Sweetie bell said, sticking her tongue out. "How about Rainbow Dash?" Scootaloo suggested. "Nah..." Said Applebloom, shaking her head. They all thought for a minute. "Ah know! How 'bout Pinkie Pie?" Said Applebloom, a grin forming on her face. "She likes everypony!" The other's nodded."She would be the best option..." Sweetie Bell admitted. Scootaloo nodded, and the three set out to find Pinkie.

Jeff paced around for awhile, before eventually settling down with his face in a corner. It would be interested to see the face of the pony that 'liked everypony' when they saw his own face. He chuckled at the thought, resting his forehead on the wall.

He waited awhile, before eventually hearing voices outside. "Oooh! I can't wait to see your new friend!" He heard an overly-hyper voice say. Then he heard them all walk in. "Hey, Jeff! We brought Pinkie!" Scootaloo said, staring at the white pony's back. He slowly stood up, ragged black tail waving back and fourth. "Oooh! You're right! He doesn't have a cutie mark! That's so cool!" He heard the hyper voice, apparently 'Pinkie Pie', say.

Then he spun on an axis(his back left hoof), and, in a quick motion, was soon facing the four girls. His permanent smile smiled away at new comer, as his ever-open eyes stared across her pink body. She would be soooo much fun to tarnish, but...he must resist.

The look on her face was priceless, though. Her smile faltered for just a second, and her eyes widened comically. Then she smiled as wide as ever and bounced over to him. "Don't your eyes hurt, mister?" She asked, pointing a hoof at his eyelids- or lack thereof. Jeff shrugged. "Not really. The sunlight sucks, though." Pinkie then produced a pair of sunglasses (Where the hell did she get them from, Jeff couldn't help but wonder) and set them on his head. "There! All better." She said, smiling wide.

"So, This is Jeff, right?" She asked, looking back at the girls. "Yep! Meet the fourth Crusader!" Sweetie said, holding a hoof out in Jeff's direction. He smiled slightly, but it wasn't very noticeable because of his lack of cheekflesh.

They talked for awhile, and got acquainted. He told Pinkie the fake story he had made up for himself, and learned that she was a baker. He was then given a cupcake, so he ate it. It actually tasted pretty good, for something so sweet. He also noticed her staring in his mouth as he chewed. The fillies had done that too, but they had gotten used to it by now. They had a fairly good time, and Pinkie Pie promised to not tell that he was there.

That night, as he lay alone, he decided that he was bored. His smile stretched impossibly wider as he whispered words of death.

"I think I have the perfect thing for us, as crusaders, to do tomorrow...

"Cutie Mark Crusader Murderers. Now...Go to Sleep."