The Rule of (Comedy) Law

by videomaster21XX

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Original Character, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Length: 19349

What if instead of a shady pony forcing himself on mares, we instead got a stallion that the world suddenly makes the most absurd situations happen in order to get him to have sex with as many mares as possible? Yeah that's this story.

In the story this one is based on. (This is basically a parody) A certain stallion found an object that was the only means to restore Princess Celestia and the sun. Thus he used this to blackmail the populace into letting him have his way and impregnate as many mares as he so wanted. It was dark and twisted.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/533327/the-rule-of-law

So in THIS story, an Alternate Universe, Celestia wants the same thing, except this time that object falls into the "hooves" of one unlucky, or maybe extremely lucky unicorn stallion. Now a new law is put into place. One where all mares are encouraged to have sex with him? Wait what!?

Prepare yourself as the most ABSURD situations unfold for our protagonist. Is he really going to end up impregnating that many mares?

You better believe it!

Contains: Questionable situations that somehow always end with consent. Transformations, possession, weird time travel, lots of genderbending, public sex, a big HEAP of impregnation, magical fertility spells, and a whole lot more!

Special Warning: When I say absurd I mean it. Prepare yourself for some stupid, silly, often convoluted situations that somehow lead to sex and mares being knocked up and yet they all like it?

Published 2024-02-14 17:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-18 22:55:56 UTC

The set up

It was a rare sight for all four Princesses of Equestria to be in the same place, let alone the same room at the same time when there wasn’t a disaster to thwart, or some grand celebration underway. Though to one of the Princesses, the tallest and arguably oldest, it was still a matter of great importance. A moment that if proven fruitful, could lead to a new grand celebration. One she hoped against hope could be possible.

“I’m still not sure about this…” Luna proclaimed as she looked over the tattered spellbook with concern. Twilight Sparkle was in the middle of studying every inch of its parchment, looking to take in even the smallest detail. Luna did not consider the newly titled “Alicorn of Magic’ to be careless, far from it, but she did have a tendency to get caught up in her love of learning new things and digging up buried magical secrets of the past. She feared this would be one time that’d cloud her judgment.

“I am aware of the risks dear sister,” Celestia began, the very slight off-pitch in her voice being the only indication that she too was overwhelmed with the possibilities. “But we both know there is rarely any reward without risk.”

“This is a risk that could prove most costly.” Luna whispered back. Her older sister frowned for but a moment, any other pony might have missed it.

“I-I know but I must try.” She replied quietly, her strong and steadfast pose breaking ever so slightly. To the world, Celestia was their leader. A rock in the oncoming tide of all the dangers that rose against them. Normally in such a situation, surrounded by family, she’d let her true goofy self shine through. The mere fact she was still keeping her metaphorical mask on proved how serious, how desperate she was.

“I’m sorry auntie…” Cadence soothed, interjecting herself into the conversation. “I knew you’ve always dreamed… I should have realized that my having Flurry Heart-”

“You have nothing to apologize for.” Celestia stopped her, putting a wing around her niece. “My desire to be a mother… while it’s true the birth of your daughter reminded me of just how long I’ve… hoped for such a thing. I could never blame you or your husband for simply being parents. I-I’m sorry if I have made you feel guilty.”

With a smile the two alicorns hugged each other with their wings before Twilight spoke up.

“While I’d be lying if I said the mere knowledge of the existence of this parchment didn’t have me overjoyed to study this, it is not the only reason I feel we should go ahead with this plan.”

She took a deep breath before giving each of the other three alicorns a grim look.

“If this so-called ‘wish spell’ can indeed do anything, e-even what most ponies consider impossible…” She stole a single glance at her teacher with that. She hated the wince that briefly flashed upon the white alicorn’s face, but as much as it stung, it was true. While theoretically possible for Luna, having been trapped in what could be considered stasis for a thousand years, and Cadance and even herself, both other races of ponies before becoming alicorns. All of them had a chance of still being able to produce foals, but Celestia? It had either just been too long, or her power had grown too great. Whatever had caused it, it weighed upon the eldest alicorn heavily.

“If it can do this, then it could potentially do anything. We must find out if that’s true, and if so, take the proper precautions. Come up with any countermeasure we can. With everything I’ve seen happen I feel we can not risk somepony like Chrysalis or Sombra getting a hold of it.”

The others nodded in agreement, even Luna. She didn’t like it, but what Twilight said rang true. They had to know the full extent of this ritual’s power. Least some twisted soul used it for nightmares far beyond anything even she could conjure. It wouldn’t even have to be a powerful enemy. Why a mere mushroom farmer could use such a thing to declare his word law, and just go about having his way with any mare he fancied! The sheer horror!

“No further objections?” None of the alicorns reacted.

Twilight nodded. “Then it’s just about time. I’ve gone over this a dozen times. It should work. Once Luna, you and I have powered it up, simply step into the rune circle and state your wish. Cadence will be on hoof to help feed more power if required, and to help stop the spell if anything goes wrong.”

“And she’s not the only one.” A new voice rang as two new ponies entered the room. A certain lilac unicorn mare, followed by an orange unicorn stallion.

“We’ve placed the protective wards all around the room as requested. The same dampening magic we use to keep Flurry’s power in check.” Sunburst declared looking over a scroll as he did.

“We’ve made sure that any possible magical expulsion should remain relatively contained in this room, while still allowing us to escape if necessary.” Starlight Glimmer added with a weary smile.

“Thank you my student.” Twilight winked at her. “If you could stand by with Cadance to jump in if needed?”

Starlight complied with a nod and took her place beside the pink alicorn. Sunburst went about making sure all magical containment artifacts were functioning correctly.

With that the three princesses, minus Cadance, got to work. Said pink alicorn stepped a good distance back ready to leap into action at a moment’s notice, Starlight sticking by her side. Three horns lit up, feeding their energy into finely woven ropes of magic that snaked their way into the circle, which in turn began to pulse with energy almost immediately.

“It’s working! It’s working!” Celestia cried, sounding almost like a little filly. Luna really hoped nothing went wrong. For her sister’s sake.

“Alright I’m stepping in!” Celestia proclaimed as she did just that. The circle’s power was crackling wildly, it glowed beautifully. Celestia’s body soon joined in its shine.

Despite it all Luna couldn’t stop herself from crying out: “Be cautious sister! Heed how the wish will be interpreted!”

It was unclear if Celestia could even hear her, such was the hum of ancient magic in the room, the sheer force causing all her fur to stand on end.

“I wish…” Celestia began barely able to contain herself. Imagines of a large family filled her mind. Dozens if not a hundred happy foals danced around in her imagination. “That for the first time in so so long, I will be the joyous reason for the happy birth of foals in Equestria!”

The light from the spell flashed the second the last word left Celestia’s lips, all present had to shield their eyes or risk going blind. When Luna could see again, her sister was gone from the circle. A small white orb with her cutie mark floating in her place. It bounced around the air in an erratic pattern, its glow getting brighter and brighter. Once it began to bounce outside the limits of the circle did Luna realize it was not contained to such.

“Twilight! Stop the spell immediately!”

“I-I can’t!” She called back. “It doesn’t need my power anymore! It’s somehow sustaining itself! C-Cadance, Starlight quick! Contain that orb!”

“Already t-trying!” Cadence cried, her horn awash with its power. Her blue magic surrounded the thing, but did little to stop its thrashing. It seemed to feed off it instead.

“T-The orb!” Starlight cried her magic fizzingly away from her shock. “It’s-”

“I-It’s draining me!” Cadence interrupted, dropping down as she struggled. “I-I can’t-”

“T-Twilight I’ll try to re-enforce the artifacts! Maybe we can still contain it!”

The orb stopped dead still in the air as Starlight screamed, the sun cutie mark pointing toward the ceiling as if it saw something. With a sudden burst of power, it shot out of the circle, through the roof and into the night. Starlight and company could only stare as it happened. It was like their countermeasures for this hadn’t even existed!

“SISTER!” Luna cried rushing toward the golf ball-sized hole that was the only sign of the orb ever being here. Panic barely had any time to set in though when there was an answer behind her.

“Y-Yes? Luna? Sister, what happened?”

All surprised eyes turned to see a very shaken and very different Celestia crawl her way out of some nearby boxes.

“C-Celestia?” Twilight squeaked her eyes wide.

“Yes Twilight it’s me. What happened? The spell must have failed, I doubt it meant to throw me across the room. I-I still feel dizzy…”

“I… You might want to look in a mirror first.”

“A mirror?” Celestia repeated, “why… wait my horn! I can’t focus any magic to cast the mirror spell! I-I can’t float one over from the wall either! No… No it’s worse! I can’t even feel the sun’s power anymore! Twilight what happened!?”

“A-Allow me dear sister…” Though drained herself, a mirror spell was simple enough that even little foals could do it. The fact that her sister couldn’t feel her sun or do this was… troubling to say the least. With a soft glow of her horn a magical reflective surface appeared before Celestia. Revealing to her that not only had she shrunk to the size Luna had been after being freed from Nightmare moon, but much like Luna, Celestia’s mane was now a normal mane rather than the ethereal one they usually wore. What’s more it was solid pink again instead of the splash of colors it was supposed to be! Celestia stared at her reflection in shock, taking in her new form before spinning around in a panic, desperately hoping to catch a glimpse of her cutie mark rather than the blank white flank she now possessed.

“W-what? Why am I like this? How does this grant my wish? Where is my magic!?”

“I’m not sure!” Twilight exclaimed beginning to pace. “I don’t even know if it was granted or if this is a horrible side effect! What’s more, if you can’t feel the sun or your magic that means that orb we saw was probably just that! Most of your essence condensed into some ball of magic! Yet it left you here like this! Why?”

“Orb!?” Celestia cried. “What orb? My magic was an orb? Is that what made that hole?”

“Calm down both of you!” Cadence shouted firmly. “Right now we have to begin emergency preparations.”

Celestia, though clearly distressed, nodded. “Y-Yes, while not being able to feel my sun is… terrifying, I am at least here and alive. I don’t feel sick or weak just… magicless.”

“And Cadance is right.” Luna added, trying to keep her own worries in check. “The day will need to be raised soon, so Twilight and I will need to get ready. We must also make haste in figuring out where that orb went. I fear what horrible incidents it could cause…”

Twilight lept into action.

“Right! Starlight and I will work on figuring out the trajectory of the orb and see if we can estimate where it’ll land! I’ll leave the kingdom duties to you! Starlight let’s…Starlight?”

“T-Twilight… these were the strongest warding spells I could find a-and it shot off like they weren’t even there… I-I failed.” Her head hung low.

“Hey, Hey no we had no idea what could happen.” Twilight tried to speak in the most soothing voice she could. Her years comforting Spike aided her. “We… we did all we could, and now. Now we’re going to do all we can to get things under control.”

Twilight didn’t get a chance to see how her words affected the mare.

“W-we might need to make haste on that dear Twilight.” Luna spoke, her voice shaken. Twilight could feel the building fear in her tone. A knot began to form in her stomach.

“W-why do you say that?”

“The sun.” Luna said, her expression teetering close to panic. “I-I thought since my sister was in such a state, I should begin preparations of raising and lowering it but…”

“But what?” Cadence spoke Twilight’s thoughts for her. “Aunt Luna please, what is happening?”

“I-It’s like it’s blocking me!” She breathed, her horn sputtering with magic. To Twilight it appeared as if she was trying to form the magic, but just… couldn’t.

“What do you mean it’s blocking you? How?” Twilight cried, firing up her own horn. She reached out and tried to once more grasp the celestial object as she had long ago during Tirek’s attack. However, no matter how hard she tried, it was like trying to pick up a ball somehow made of pure grease with the tips of your hooves. Just what was going on!?

“I-I can’t either! How is this possible?”

“M-My sun won’t listen?” Celestia asked slowly, her own voice breaking. This was her fault. She just wanted foals, and now… now something happened and she might just have doomed all of Equestria. All her ponies.

“It’s like it refuses to move!” Luna cried out in frustration, another attempt failing.

“But it’s the middle of the night! If we can’t raise the sun-” Cadence began.

“Then the night will last forever.” Luna said with a bitter taste of disgust. To think at some point in her life she had said those words with glee.

“Oh this is bad! This is so so bad! M-Maybe if all of us work together?” Twilight cried, trying not to pace around in a panic.

“I-It’s worth a shot for you to try Twilight.” Starlight spoke rising from her slumped position.

“Starlight?”

“You work with Luna and Cadance and see what you can do. I will find where that orb went and return it myself.” She looked out toward the horizon on which the orb had vanished over. “You’re right, we did what we can, and I can worry about what went wrong later. Right now-”

“-we have to find that orb.” Twilight finished for her student as she came to stand beside her. With an encouraging smile she put a wing over the nervous mare.

Starlight said nothing, but returned the smile. They risked only a moment like this before Twilight trotted back toward the other princesses to help solve the sun problem. Meanwhile, she’d find where the orb went and go get it back. Hopefully, she found it before anypony else. Especially if it had Celestia’s power trapped in it.

“I don’t know if anything is listening out there.” Starlight whispered, “But please grant me this one thing. If I don’t find that orb first. Please make sure it doesn’t fall into the hooves of some creature of horrible make…”

Author's Note

I liked the creativity of the concept of Rule of Law. Just not so much all the you know 'Forcing upon ponies' stuff. So I thought. What if instead the story was a comedy and the MC ended up in the most absurd situations that just had to end in sex?

So here we are.

The poor unfortunate soul

“Ah ha!” A jet-black unicorn stallion cried as his magic wrapped around the hen he’d been trying to track down for the last two hours. Said chicken clucked in surprise, thrashing about before she got a good look at her captor, recognizing him, she gave a happier cluck.

“Cluckarina do you have any idea how worried Fluttershy is over you?”

“Cluck cluck?” He didn’t actually know what she said, being he was a pony and she a chicken, but he could guess.

“Yeah, very worried! She thought a timberwolf had gotten you! Hasn’t she told you not to wander out on your little ‘adventures’ when it’s night?”

The hen dropped her head. “Cluck.”

“Right, well come on, let’s get back to her cottage and show her you’re alright.” With that the unicorn placed her gently on his back.

“Cluck cluck, cluck!” Cluckarina proclaimed with what the stallion could only guess was a smile. It was hard to tell with a beak.

“Thank Celestia you’re alright.” He proclaimed looking weary at the foreboding Everfree forest. Normally he’d never step out here at such a late hour, but he’d bumped into Fluttershy while walking home. For once she was too distraught to be shy as she quickly filled him in on the hen’s disappearance and her own worries. What else could he do but help look?

Evening Storm, for that was his name, was simply happy that ponies would even accept his help. Given his history of ‘wild’ magic, most ponies in both his hometown, and in Canterlot tended to treat him as if he was cursed. Then again with his magic maybe he was.

All that changed when he moved to be Princess Twilight's student. Ponyville had been different from any other place he'd ever known. Here he felt he actually had friends! He even dared hope he might find a marefriend one day and maybe be able to father-

He shook his head. Not the time. He had to get this hen home to Fluttershy. Trying to squash any thoughts of earning brownie points with her. She was a beautiful mare to be certain but he only really knew her through Twilight. Though while he was ‘technically’ a new student of hers, he often wondered if she found him more to be a science experiment. Such was the fascination she had with his rather ‘offbeat’ magic.

Maybe it was that fact though that let Fluttershy trust him? The fact that she knew her friend Twilight trusted him? Well he wasn’t about to let her down!

“Come on, I’ll make sure nothing…"

Something above shimmered.

"What is that?” He asked looking up into the sky. Far higher than he could figure, was a glowing… star? Well it looked like a shooting star, except it was different somehow. He couldn’t quite put his hoof on it, but there was something strange about thi- Wait did it just change direction? He was fairly certain shooting stars couldn’t do that!

It did though! It had changed directions! Changed directions to charge directly at him!

His mouth opened to shout his surprise when the orb seemed to increase speed and flew right at his head. Only to go straight into his open mouth and down his throat.

With a start he immediately began coughing, trying to throw it back up and out. It was only after he sat there hacking and wheezing for several minutes that he realized two things.

One, he wasn’t dead. By all fairness that thing should have killed him at the speed it was going, not to mention the fact he apparently swallowed it. By all accounts, he should be dead, yet here he stood alive and seemingly perfectly fine. Now that he was calming down he found he wasn’t even having that hard a time breathing!

Two, he didn’t know how exactly, but he had somehow managed to get a look at it before it went inside him. It was much less a star, than it was an orb with a sun painted on it? It almost looked like Princess Celestia’s cutie mark in a way.

“Cluck! Bawk Bawk Cluck!” Cluckarina was screaming and jumping on him wildly. Distressed by something. His health maybe?

“I-I’m fine… I think.” He said, trying to get his bearings. Something bad had just happened. That part was very clear, but what beyond the gates of Tartarus was this!?

He didn’t have much time to think about it though as Cluckarina’s panicked cries hadn’t died down. In fact she seemed to be getting only more aggravated as she wildly flapped her wings.

A low growl from behind them suddenly made why she was so frantic click into place. With a growing sense of dread he slowly turned around to see a timberwolf eying both him and his chicken friend with wild hunger.

“N-Nice Timberwolf…” Evening rambled as he tried to back away. Somehow he managed to keep enough wits about him to focus some magic, his horn sparking with faint fire. He wasn’t confident he could do much with his unreliable magic, but it was still worth a try.

Damn it why? Why was this happening? First something just shot into his stomach, and now he was about to end up in something else’s stomach. Not a good end to the evening.

The timberwolf took another menacing step forward, ready to strike when Evening felt something well up from inside him. It was a pressure not unlike when he used magic, but much MUCH more intense. The small bit of fire magic he had collected in his horn began to warp and expand. The feeling grew and grew in his throat before-

HICCUP!

He barely noticed Cluckarina jumping off him before a powerful blast of magic exploded from his horn. It wrapped around Cluckarina, causing her to grow several sizes larger, till she was twice the size of Big Mac! That would be weird enough if it wasn't for the fact his magic also weaved itself around the Timberwolf, obscuring it behind a wall of magical sparkles before fading away to reveal.

A small brown hen?!

He could do nothing but sit there staring at the both angry and terrified new brown chicken as it screamed and ran in a circle. Somehow he, a failure at most magic, had managed to cast a transformation spell on a Timberwolf. Turning it into a fowl.

Meanwhile Cluckarina was enjoying her new size as she squawked at some other Timberwolves he hadn’t even noticed. Seems both the now giant sized chicken and the fact he’d just turned one of them into poultry was enough to send them whimpering away.

Evening merely sat in dismay at the chaos around him.

“I feel my life is about to get complicated again…” He sighed before picking up the former timberwolf with his magic and calling for Cluckarina to follow him. Much as he didn't much care for the former Timberwolf wanting to eat him. He just couldn't leave it here to be eaten by its former pack mates.

When in doubt, do what you can, and the first thing he needed to do was to get these chickens to Fluttershy.

* * *

“Angel Bunny settle down! You know we don’t have any girl bunnies around here, I’m sorry but you’ll just have to deal with it!” Fluttershy scolded the little white rabbit who angrily hopped off to perch himself on the arm of a chair with his paws crossed.

“I’m sorry it’s mating season, and even though bunnies don’t really have that, Angel seems jealous and a bit… Eager for something I can’t fix.” She blushed before giving a polite cough and turning her attention back to Evening.

“Now as I was saying before.” Her voice moved from calm to a surprisingly high-pitched screech.

“I’m sorry this chicken was a what?!” She cried. It was likely the absurdity of the situation that let her hold off her normal shyness for so long. Not that he could blame her. What he was saying sounded insane even to him!

“I-I know that should be impossible, even for my wacky magic!” Evening exclaimed as he tried to share a space inside with Cluckarina right next to him, squishing him into the wall. How they even got her inside was a mystery.

“Timberwolves being of Everfree magic are usually heavily resistant to any spells, especially transformation but well Cluckarina here will back me up.”

“CLUCK CLUCK!” The hen bellowed, nodding its head. Angel bunny covered his ears in irritation.

“Oh my, I might not have believed it if it wasn’t for Cluckarina here and um. Well other things.” She didn’t say it but Evening knew what she was hinting at. Ponyville was different, sure, but ponies still knew the reputation of what his magic could and usually did do.

“And you say some… orb went down your throat? That sounds dangerous!”

“I agree, I want to see Twilight as soon as possible.”

“Yes we should leave for Canterlot as soon as it’s light out. Um I suppose you can sleep out here in the living room i-if that’s okay with you j-just please don’t leave the room unless it’s to the bathroom…” There was the meekness of the mare. Again not that he could blame her. Student of Twilight or not, he was a stallion and her a mare. Of course she’d be wary.

“Oh that isn’t necessary, I can make it back home.” He looked out the window into the darkness. I hope.

She must have seen the look on his face. “Oh no no, I simply couldn’t send you out after helping me save Cluckarina! P-Please stay here and we’ll head out in the morning.”

Evening knew his presence would stress her out a bit, but he had to admit that walking back home after the Timberwolf attack didn’t sound nice. They’d never come near Fluttershy’s cottage but beyond that… He shuddered at the thought.

Still, Fluttershy had more than enough animals like bears guarding the perimeter of her home. Nothing like that would get close, so he could try and calm down. Well unless the one he turned into a hen changed back suddenly. It was a girl right? Well it didn’t look like a rooster so he was pretty sure it was a hen. Was it even a female to start? Blah, too much to worry about now. Besides, when he transformed something it never changed back until at least a day or two passed by, without him trying to reverse it. So the hen should remain a hen for a while.

He really hoped this wasn't the one time that wasn't true.

“T-Then if you really don’t mind I’ll take you up on that.” He squeaked, casting a nervous glance at the room they’d locked the new hen in. He hoped it was strong enough to contain a timberwolf. Fluttershy, for her part, seemed to breathe a sigh of relief at his words while Angel simply did an ‘I’m watching you’ gesture toward him. He hoped that little terror didn’t end up keeping him awake all night. Fluttershy opened her mouth.

“Um, just one thing if you could?”

Evening’s eyebrow raised. Another request? What could this one be?

“Um, while I know she doesn’t mind, I don’t actually have the food to feed a hen as big as Cluckarina here. I know it’s hard but could you maybe… make her small again?”

Oh right that made sense.

“Um I think I can manage that?” He looked at the hen. “I’m sorry Cluckarina, but I do think it’s best.”

Cluckarina did look disappointed, but she solemnly nodded her head. Her animals really did respect Fluttershy’s wishes.

“Okay… just hold still.” He gently and slowly collected magic in his horn, hoping to at least undo the growth spell he hadn’t meant to cast on her. Magic didn’t really like to do as he wished, but he could usually at least return things he changed to normal.

However this time he felt that pressure build up inside of him again. A shearing heat unfamiliar to his normal magic. Too late he realized it was using his horn to channel itself.

“W-wait everypony take cover!” He just managed to shout before his horn shot off another shockwave of energy through the living room, causing his vision to blur. When he could see again he realized he wasn’t being pressed against the wall anymore. Though there was still a rather large mass beside him. Instead of a giant white chicken, there was now a normal-sized cow?

‘W-What? Cluckarina where did you go!?” He cried trying to see if the hen was somewhere around the cow. Instead, the cow answered.

“Moo…cluck?” He stopped and stared. No. No he did not.

“Cluckarina?”

“Moo bwak!” The cow somehow managed to belt out. Evening felt another headache coming on.

“Wait really?” Fluttershy exclaimed at the cow in her living room. “Is that really you in there Cluckarina?” This time the cow nodded to answer. Guess being turned into a cow didn’t suddenly give a former chicken the ability to talk.

“W-well not exactly what I had in mind but I suppose this will work for now.” Fluttershy spoke softly. Was that amusement in her tone?

“I-I’m sorry…” Evening sighed, his head drooping. He couldn’t even get that right.

“Oh no no! Please don’t feel bad!” Fluttershy quickly cooed trying to lighten the situation. “You made her smaller at any rate. It might be interesting for her to try some foods chickens wouldn’t normally eat. Doesn’t that sound fun Cluckarina?”

“Moo!” The cow cried. Huh seems she was getting the hang of mooing instead of trying to cluck.

“At any rate, let’s be happy it just did that.” Fluttershy said as she also looked around. “When your magic went everywhere I thought something might have gone wrong, well I mean I guess in a way it did, but having Cluckarina a cow isn’t so bad. I was worried the Timberwolf would change back, oh she hadn’t by the way. We’d have heard her, and the animals would be going crazy right now as well, but everything seems to b- Angel will you please stop that!”

Evening had just been surprised to hear Fluttershy speaking so much that he hadn't realized her little rabbit had begun to tug on her mane.

“I told you I can’t get any girl bunnies right now! Especially not this late!”

The bunny tapped his foot and angrily waved his paw at both her and Evening. The mares face went red.

“I-I’m not- I don’t know what you are talking about!” She cried her wings shooting out. “How could you even say that?” More angry bunny chitter.

“I don’t dream about-” She coughed. “Ugh I wish you were in my position then you’d… wait are you glowing Angel?” Indeed the little bunny seemed to be glowing with a faint, yet building green aura. The problem was, he wasn’t the only one in the room doing so.

“Uh, it’s not just him!” Evening quickly added. Crap! Crap! Crap! What did he do now!? Was this even him? What was happening!?

“Oh!” Fluttershy exclaimed looking at her glowing hoof. “That’s odd this reminds me of that time Angel and I drank Zecora’s po-”

Before she could finish her body seemed to shift across the room to where Angel was sitting, his body doing the same in reverse. Before Evening could blink they were both sitting in the spot the other was. The Fluttershy in Angel Bunny’s place falling off the chair arm he had been sitting on.

“OOF! What the? Oh not again! Why did we swap bodies!?” Fluttershy demanded sitting up. Rubbing her head she turned her gaze to Evening. “You! Is this your doing? How dare you!”

“I-I’m sorry!” He cried, desperately trying to figure out how he was going to fix this. “I didn’t mean to!”

“Oh really? You didn’t mean to swap my body into a grown pony mare’s? I’d never have guessed!” Fluttershy scoffed with a roll of her eyes. “It’s bad enough I’ve needed at least just one female bunny to keep me company during these trying times, now I’m stuck in a body that’s probably more strained for sex than even I…”

Angelshy, for that was the best way Evening could think of her, trailed off mid-sentence to give a smug, mischievous look toward the rabbit that was her former form.

“Hey Fluttershy, what was that about wishing I was in your position? Looks like I am now!” She said in a singsong matter, doing her best to collect herself as she trotted around the small white bunny.

“Mmm, I can’t have a female bunny, but as a beautiful sexy mare, perhaps I can lure in the services of a nice big stallion.” With that she brushed her body against Evening’s causing his brain to short out for the second time that night. This was NOT happening.

Angelshy trotted back toward his former body, looking back at Evening and giving a wink followed by the most inviting look he’d ever gotten from a mare before. Flutterbun squeaked in blushful protest, but was too small and timid to do much. It was ironic in a way. Fluttershy was far more a bunny than Angel had ever been, and Angel was doing far too good a job at looking sexy in Fluttershy's body. Evening was struggling to keep his body from responding. Cluckarina for her part simply laid down to watch with mild amusement.

“H-Hey now what are you talking about? You’re a male, uh formerly a rabbit. I mean this is weird right?” Evening stuttered as he backed up.

“Do I look like a male right now?” Angelshy cooed as she wiggled her butt at him. “I think I’m a mare. A sexy mare too shy to realize just how sexy she is to the boys.” Every word she spoke was low and sultry. Oozing with desire. It was crazy how good a seductress Angel was in that body!

“Hey Evee.” She winked using his nickname. He'd never admit it out loud, but that always got him all hot and bothered when a mare said it. “A gift for you.”

She lifted her tail, showing off her beautiful puffy pink pussy.

Now Evening knew this was likely just Angelshy messing with him. He knew that deep inside that sexy little mare body was a little terror of a rabbit. One that had messed with him time and time again since meeting them. Yet seeing such a sexy mare act like this and lift her tail invitingly like that?

Yeah his body didn’t care who was in the driver seat as his dick practically shot out of its sheath to full attention. A dick Angelshy actually whistled at.

“Oh wow for a unicorn you aren’t too bad aren’t you?” She shrugged. “At least I assume. Not like I’ve seen many but it’d certainly help fill this need.” She grinned walking backward toward him, her gaze changing back to stare at her bunny owner.

“How about it Fluttershy? Want to watch as I use your body to seduce this fine specimen of unicorn? Maybe I’ll fill your womb up again and again with his seed until you’re carrying a little foal of your own. I bet you’d like that huh? You’re like a mother to many of us anyway, so why not an actual colt or filly of your own?”

Evening for his part was still trying to back away from the crazy imposter Fluttershy as he tried to give a pleading glance at the bunny that Fluttershy now was. Wait, was she.. Excited? No that can’t be right, she was just shy right? That’s her name Fluttershy. She couldn’t actually be getting turned on by all this right?

“Ha! Look at you! I bet you’re feeling it aren’t you?” Angelshy taunted as she continued to back up, no longer paying attention to Evening. “How’s it feel? Stuffy? Painful? Like you want to explode? Well how do you think I felt? It doesn’t matter if rabbits don’t go into heat, we feel the need all the time! If you’d just find me one or two girl rabbits, I could-”

She stopped as a series of events played out. Events she really should have predicted. For eventually Evening ran out of space in the living room to back up, his butt pushing up against the wall. Stunned he wasn’t able to voice any warning as Angelshy continued to back up right into him. It was their bodies meeting that caused her to cut off.

And then, it got worse.

Startled, she jerked backward even faster, for some reason not thinking to pull forward instead. This of course caused her to slide her slender, and now fully aroused body directly under Evening’s own. Her pussy against all odds lined up perfectly with his rock-hard member, letting it sink fully inside her. The sensation made her eyes go incredibly wide as a rather lewd ‘eep’ escaped from her lips.

“GAh! E-Evening I was only trying to tease her! We weren’t actually… G-Get off me!” She began to squirm which only made the situation worse, his dick able to feel her very warm and tight tunnel hugging it.

“Y-You backed into me!” He managed to croak out, trying to keep his head held high enough that it wasn’t resting against hers. Wow, she smelled nice. Gah! This was Angel! Not Fluttershy!

That thought did little to calm him. Her scent was intoxicating.

“I-I know but get OFF.” She cried again, her breathing slowly starting to pick up. Was she… was she enjoying the feeling of his dick inside her?

“I can’t move! You need to go forward!” Oh heavens this felt soooo good. If only she’d move back and forth, gah no! This was wrong! Oh so wrong!

“R-right I knew that. Well let’s just…” She pulled forward a bit letting out another soft squeak as she did so. “Gah! Why is it so big? Why do I feel so full? Why couldn’t you just get off?!”

I’m going to, but not in the way you mean if you keep talking like that!

“J-Just hurry up and walk forward, then we’ll be free!”

“Don’t tell me what to do!” She cried back, moving back to get in his face. This of course only caused her to let out a squeak as his dick went back up inside her.

“Y-You brute!” She breathed, trying not to pant. Evening could only blink at her.

“You did that too! Just walk forward and get out from under me!”

“I know! I know! Don’t rush me!” She cried, her body shivering with each slow half an inch that left her as she inched forward at a painfully slow pace. The feeling of her inner walls rubbing against his cock was heavenly. He really needed her to hurry up and get him out of her before he lost his mind.

Or his load.

“Okay just a bit… bit…” Finally he could feel his tip nearing her exit. Soon they’d be free and could just pretend this didn’t-

“Uh w-whoa slippery!” She cried, seemingly stepping on something that caused her body to rocket back the way it came, shoving his dick right back into her straight up to the hilt. This time Angelshy didn't bother keeping her moan from escaping. She was enjoying this!

“F-Flutter… I mean Angelshy?” He said the nickname he made for her without thinking. “Y-You’re still…”

“I know!” She cried, not seeming to notice or care about the name he gave her. “I just…why does it feel so good?”

With that her body moved forward, much faster this time, only to slam against him before he could pull out again. Gradually she began to repeat this faster and faster.

“O-Oh yes! Oh it feels so nice! W-what’s happening to me? Why am I? Oh please help me! I’m doing all the work!”

Moan after terribly erotic moan began to flow freely from her lips as she proceeded, the sounds sending shivers down his spine, and straight to his dick.

His body betraying him he felt his hips push forward upon her next jab backward, allowing him to really ram into her. The effect was overwhelming, both of them moaning out as one. He was inside Fluttershy! He was fucking Fluttershy! The sensation, the feeling! At some point he found himself licking her neck, smelling it, kissing it. He needed her, he wanted her. He had to make her his! Had to claim her! It didn’t matter who was in the driver’s seat of that body! It was still Fluttershy’s body and she was just so damn sexy and cute!

Angelshy didn’t seem to mind his sudden affections, and much to his surprise, she leaned up and began to lick his neck back, giving it kisses of her own. It was still Angel in there right? It was hard to believe, but even harder to believe that Fluttershy would let herself make those types of noises. Her moans were loud and wild, filling the entire cottage. It was animalistic in a way. He guessed it fit given the situation.

Angelshy's brain was nearly mush. Sweat dripped from her body, her wings spread completely out as she tried to reach her climax. That wonderful forbidden prize of the female orgasm. To think she’d get to experience it for herself! Such a great body! Such a wonderful body to have!

“I’m.. I’m going to… I can’t hold it! Oh Celestia I can’t hold it!” Evening cried as he felt that same heat from before begin to build inside of him. This time it just enhanced the sensations as every fiber of his being shot way past anything he’d ever known before. Only one thing echoed in his mind.

BREED HER! It cried. BREED HER AND SPREAD JOY!

“YES!” Angelshy cried back as if she was replying. “DO IT! FILL ME!”

With one last groan he rammed himself into her as hard as he could before feeling pump after pump, wave after wave of his seed steadily flowing into her. The torrent seemed to go on forever. Each splurt felt heavenly.

He could feel her body quake below him, her juices drowning his dick as they pooled below them. He had no idea how much foal batter he’d pumped into her, but it seemed to take its toll on her. Her stomach full and bloated, making it appear as if she was already heavy with his foals. The sight of it made him hard all over again.

If only...

Her body fell, taking him with it as he laid atop her, still buried deep inside her snatch. She didn’t seem to mind though. Instead she lay there giving off small pleasure-filled coos as her legs and wings twitched.

Feeling lightheaded from the recent activity, he couldn’t stop himself from leaning down and kissing her on her lips. Again to his surprise she eagerly kissed back, a hunger in her voice. With one last murmur of satisfaction, the cute mare underneath him drifted off to sleep. He could only lay there on top of her letting his dick slowly recede back into this sheath, and out of her snatch ever so slowly.

What he wouldn't do to see her and many more mares like this...

He shook his head. This entire thing felt like a dream. He hadn’t really just lost his virginity to a small white rabbit in a grown mare’s body right? Then again this was him he was talking about. Weirdness stuck to him like glue. At some point he felt his body relax enough to slip into sleep with her. The last thing he recalled was a small white bunny looking flustered as it hopped into the bathroom…

* * *

He had no idea how many hours had elapsed before he woke back up. The small yellow mare was still snuggled against him, though her belly no longer looked bloated. Now she just looked like a normal sleeping mare. She was still so small, so warm. The thought of what they did made him poke back out. He should be careful or he’d end up buried deep in her wonderful hot little snatch again…

“EEP! N-Not that I wouldn’t mind another run.” The pegasus squeaked, actually wiggling away from his slowly hardening member this time. “B-but I do think we should work on swapping me and Fluttershy b-back.”

“R-right sorry.” He whispered getting up. By her words he had to assume that was still Angel Bunny in that body, but she was acting more like the real Fluttershy with her tone. Nearby the white bunny that had to still be Fluttershy just watched them with.. Jealousy? No that can’t be right. If anything she should be upset. Upset he just-

Wait! He just had sex with Fluttershy while Angel was in her body!

“O-Oh gosh! Fluttershy! I-I! I didn’t mean-” But said little bunny just placed a paw on him and shook his head. Fluttershy wasn't angry? Wait wasn’t Cluckarina a cow and in here as well? Looking at where he saw her last, she still sat there, wearing a smug expression as if asking him how he liked it. The look made him feel ashamed. How could he do this? He swaps their bodies and the first thing he does is have sex?

Okay yes the situation was pretty weird and it seemed kinda like Angelshy really really wanted them to go all the way, but still. There had to be something else he could have done right?

“We’ll worry about all that later.” Angelshy said, some of her actual personality shining through as she no longer spoke softly. “First thing’s first, let’s get you back in this body Fluttershy.” Evening shivered.

“I-I can try but my magic…”

“No need.” Angelshy interjected picking the small white bunny up and placing him on a nearby stool. “If this works anyway like it did last time, we should swap back after learning our ‘lesson’ as it is.”

“Lesson?”

The yellow pegasus nodded.

“Yeah so um… look I’m sorry I took advantage of being in your body like that. It’s just as a rabbit, I kinda get those urges a lot and well you always tell me I should just hold on, but I’m not like you! And yes don’t give me that look!” She scolded as Flutterbun tried to avoid eye contact.

“I know you get these desires a lot too, it’s just you’re better at controlling them. I’m not! I mean you see right? I know you want to have sex too right now!”

Again Flutterbun tried to ignore it, but Evening could tell something rang true from the blush on the small bunny’s cheeks.

“Just… just keep that in mind for the future okay?” Angelshy continued gently placing a hoof on Flutterbun’s shoulder. “Still that didn’t give me the right t-to do what I do and for that I’m sorry.”

Flutterbun for his part seemed miffed at the situation. Was it because of what they did, or was he wishing he was able to have that kind of fun as well? Guess it did suck there were no female bunnies around. The bunny continued to seemingly mull it over before placing his own paw on the extended hoof. As they smiled, both began to glow again.

“Alright, here we-” Their forms shifted, and soon Fluttershy stood awkwardly perched on the stool she had been standing on as a bunny. However next to her, a hoof still reaching up to hold her was… another Fluttershy!?

“-go?” The other Fluttershy finished confused. “Wait why am I still big? Why can I still talk?”

“I-I don’t know!” The Fluttershy on the stool exclaimed. They were nearly identical except for one major difference. The one that had been Angelshy had their coat shift from yellow to white, but otherwise remained the same. Same pink mane, same wings, same sexy mare body.

“T-this isn’t right! Angelshy, for Evening had to guess that was still Angel Bunny inside there, cried as she began to look over her body, desperate to find that some part of it wasn’t a grown pony mare body. “Evening what did you do!?”

“Me!?” He shot back before the words jammed in his throat. It was his spell last night that likely caused this, so yes it was likely something he ‘did’ though very obviously not on purpose.

“I-I don’t even know why you swapped last night!”

“I DON’T CARE!” The former bunny screamed. “Fix me now!”

“Um are you sure about that Angel Bunny dear?” The real Fluttershy interjected walking between the two. “I know being… me is strange, but in the other room we have a hen that used to be a timberwolf. Maybe we wait for Twilight to help?”

“Twilight!?” Angelshy cried. She wanted to point out how long that’d take, but what Fluttershy said about the Timberwolf crept deep into her brain. If they had that stallion try to change him back, he might end up as something far far worse. Besides, if she could remain a mare then maybe she could... again...

Her cheeks reddened. She was NOT thinking about that. No way no how!

“Fine Twilight it is, but I say we get ready to go soon! And not just when the sun is up.”

“Uh Fluttershy?” This time it was Evening’s turn to interrupt. “Is that clock correct?”

“Hmm why?” She asked fluttering over. Her eyes widened into saucers when she saw the displayed time. “A-Almost noon!? But it’s pitch black outside!”

“What!?” Angelshy ran to the window and pulled back the curtain to reveal a black sky with a faintly glowing moon. “T-this is impossible!”

“Could the clock be wrong after all?”

“No!” Angelshy cried angrily. “I made sure Fluttershy checked all of them last night because she always puts it off! We fixed every slow clock we found and this one was right on time! No way it just stopped in one day!

“Oh dear, so the time is right but something very wrong is happening.” Fluttershy looked out the window with worry. “I-I think I need to round up the girls and go to where Twilight is in Canterlot. I have a feeling we’ll be needed.”

“A-Alright I guess I’ll bunker down in the castle and-” Evening didn’t get to finish.

“Are you nuts!?” Angelshy screamed, glaring at him. “You said last night some weird orb went down your throat! You are absolutely going with us to see Twilight!”

“Oh uh r-right.” How could he forget about that? Even now it must be wedged in his stomach. If it hadn’t been for all the craziness last night he would have gone to see a doctor or tried to send a note to Twilight, or something! It also just made sense the orb might have had something to do with the shenanigans last night.

"Good." Angelshy said with a hoof stomp. "Now I know Fluttershy won't leave till everyone has their food, so let's hurry up, get that done and get out of here to the castle. I don't want to be in this body any longer than I have to!"

The other two ponies nodded and got to work. Evening helping with what he could. Angelshy took to making sure they had everything for the trip they were about to take. She really hoped they got to Twilight soon. She wasn't sure she liked the thoughts that were popping up in her head...

Author's Note

The first mare down! Bet you didn't see that coming huh? XD

Next chapter I hope to have to you guys before next month. Along with an update to 'I -AM- my teenage daughter.'

I have many absurd ideas for how Evening ends up having sex. Some of those times will likely be a bit on the questionable side (Like this one!), but the goal is that in the end the mares he gets with are fine with it.

In one of the future author's notes I hope to link to a pateron, but am in the process of it getting set up and approved right now. So nothing yet.

I'm needing to start one sadly as if you look at my update schedule of the last five years. It's very small. Work just takes too much out of me and the only way I'll ever have time to do normal updates is if I can take an extra day or two off, so that's my main goal. I don't have ANY delusions I'm going to make so much pateron money that I can make this my job, but if I can just get enough to cover at least a day (or two) of wages. Then I can go from full time to part time and use the extra days on writing.

We'll see what the future holds. Thank you for reading!

Some time with a fair zebra mare

“Huh, guess you’re good for something else then pumping me full of cum.” Angelshy remarked as they trotted past the edge of the forest around where Fluttershy’s cabin was. The comment caused both Evening and the real Fluttershy to blush.

“Do you have to phase it like that?” He asked as they moved along. The thing he was doing that Angelshy was so quick to ‘praise’ was the simple fact he was lighting his horn up to give them a small radius of light.

“Why? Are you regretting it wasn’t the actual Fluttershy you pumped a bunch of foal batter in…” Angelshy’s eyes widened, as her tone changed from mocking to concerned. “Hey wait! If I’m a pony and he pumped me full of foal batter, can I become pregnant!?”

Evening felt his blood run cold. How had he not thought of that!?

“I-I don’t know!” Fluttershy quietly admitted glancing between the two of them. There was something weird about how she was looking at them. Evening couldn’t quite place it. If he had to guess she did look a little upset? Yeah that had to be it. She was just mad that he’d done that to her pet. While said pet wore her body. That he, she? Still had.

Okay this was weird. Likely the only reason she wasn’t lecturing him about it was probably because it was obvious Angel had gotten himself into this. Er herself into it? Bah! This was confusing and messed up!

“I-I better not be carrying your foal!” Angelshy yelled, stopping in her tracks. There was definitely some dread in her expression, but there also seemed to be some sense of… excitement? She couldn’t really be excited to see if that was possible could she? She was supposed to be a male rabbit! Oh dear Celestia, he had been a rabbit. Did that mean her new body might breed like one? Evening felt faint.

“L-Look one issue at a time!” He cried trying to get them moving again. “We go find out what’s going on. See if we can get to Canterlot, and talk to Twilight or Starlight about what happened to… us.” In that us he included Cluckarina the now cow who was following along behind them quietly.

As for the timberwolf turned chicken she had been placed in a special little fenced off area, with enough food for her new chicken form, and their wolf form if they changed back. The area was also well fortified to make sure they couldn’t run amok if that happened. Evening however had a feeling they weren’t changing back.

After Fluttershy stuffed her saddle bags with a few things like medical supplies, they left to seek their way to Ponyville. Their trail illuminated only by his horn. As such it was hard to tell exactly where they were going, being how dark it was. Still if they just stayed on the edge of the forest, they should arrive close to Ponyville.

They had been cautiously watching the trees for any movement when an earth pony stallion came trotting out, carrying what Evening believed was a unicorn mare on his back. The mare had a rather odd blue hat upon her head with a red sash. It frankly made her look a bit like a witch. Her mane and tail were a straight dull pink color and her coat was a pale gray. He could just make out her cutie mark which appeared to be… a red mushroom with white spots?

The stallion she was riding, all in all looked rather plain if he had to describe him. Pale yellow coat, possibly more of a beige color? His mane was also a light brownish color. Sorta like dirt or sand. Finally he also displayed a mushroom based cutie mark. At least Evening was pretty sure it was a mushroom. If you looked at it from the wrong angle it almost looked like a-

“Moo cawk!” Cluckarina sorta moo clucked from the back. Evening couldn’t have said it better himself.

“Trippy, did that cow just cluck like a chicken at the end?” The mare remarked, looking toward Cluckarina with a grin. Her pink mane covered her left eye, yet her exposed right one gazed at them with an almost red hue. She smiled showing off teeth that resembled something more belonging to a shark than a pony.

“I think so?” The stallion replied watching them bemused. “What kind of ponies are transporting a cow through the woods in this darkness? We might have just found aliens!”

“Nah, they don’t look mean enough for that. Let’s get closer.”

“Well if you insist, wait Fluttershy? That you?” The stallion asked trotting up to meet them before blinking and staring from the real Fluttershy, to her new white coated ‘clone’ nearby.

“Two Fluttershy’s? Maybe this is the work of aliens.”

The unicorn mare licked her lips. “Either way, perhaps we can take one home for some fun?”

“Yeah not a chance Dicey Morel and…whoever you are.” Angelshy shot back deadpan. Dicey of course stared at her confused.

“Wait, have we met? Did a mare actually notice me that wasn’t my beloved?”

“Oh I noticed you, but not for something like that! Ew!”

The stallion sighed. “Now that sounds like my life.”

“Pfft, her loss, just means you’re all mine.” The mare proclaimed looking smug on his back. Angelshy shuddered. Evening could tell she clearly did not like this stallion, but it seemed like none of them had met the mare before.

“And I’m so lucky to have you. It’s all thanks to- Wait Evening? Evening Storm? Is that you? Speak of the devil princesses. How ya been?” Much to Evening’s shock the stallion trotted right up to him. “Oh wait is the clone of Fluttershy because of you and your magic? Damn! Gotta say way to go! We need more sexy babes like her around!”

The two ‘Fluttershy’s’ turned to stare at Evening, a mixture of shock and horror that he might be friends with this pony. His only defense was to give them a look that said. ‘Don’t ask me, I have no idea who he is!’

“Oh uh, nice to see you again? This is… well basically my fault uh. I’m sorry have we met? You’re not one of my past victims are you?” More often than not, ponies who met Evening didn’t leave with the best experience. Usually didn’t look the same either.

Dicey snorted. “Victim? More like fan club member! You’re always going around causing chaos to the Princess of magic and her friends. Showing them that we little ponies can fight back against their nonsense! It’s been a joy having you around. Why, It's thanks to you I met my sexy little wife here!”

With that he turned so the mare could face them better as she made no attempts to get down off him. Said mare gave another smirk, her jagged teeth giving her such a menacing look.

“Name’s Amanita. Seems, it’s thanks to you I met this wonderful stallion.” With that she buried her nose into Dicey’s coat and took a big whiff. “My wonderful husband who is almost like a mushroom turned pony. Mmm his colors… his smell… his cutie mark.” She winked at them, which caused Angelshy to gag. Amanita went on pretending not to notice. “Speaking of which we need to hurry this up dear so we can get back home and have fun.”

Dicey, not surprisingly, looked rather eager for that. Angelshy continued to gag, while Fluttershy seemed relieved somehow?

“Ugh gross.” Angelshy shot with a roll of her eyes. “Can we hurry this along?”

“Ooo she’s feisty!” Amantia sang shifting in place looking eager. “Is she sure she doesn’t want to join us?”

“She’s sure.”

Evening knew Angel Bunny didn’t like many ponies, but she was being extra heated with them. Well more the stallion Dicey. Just what happened between them?

“I um do apologize, but we must be going…” Fluttershy spoke up not wanting to look at Dicey either. Okay whatever happened to all of them aside, Evening still wanted to know. Why did they think he got them together?

“Um real quick,” he began raising a hoof, “you say I helped you find each other? Uh refresh me on that?”

“You mean you don’t remember?” Dicey replied with genuine surprise, “It was during your welcome party to town, one I never got, I was coming into town to sell a rather large and rare mushroom I had managed to grow, when you came out and zapped it into the size of a bucking house!”

Evening winced. He DID remember that part. Though for him he more remembered the panic he felt then the one who owned the mushroom.

“That’s when I saw it!” Amanita exclaimed while drooling. That must be why Dicey’s coat was a little wet. Wait, from this angle he could see both sides of him were shiny with some sort of liquid. Was…was the mare leaking!?

“The mushroom of all mushrooms!” Her voice was crazed, lustful. “I knew whoever grew that was a master of mushrooms and I was right!” With that she nuzzled the side of Dicey’s head to get him to turn toward her. The moment he did, she gave him a long hard kiss. One he returned hungerly. Yeah they were definitely into each other.

“My life has been like a thousand times better since meeting her, and it’s all thanks to you!” Dicey exclaimed looking as happy as a clam. Evening could hardly believe something he’d done by mistake could have led to that.

“Oh uh, well I’m glad it turned out alright for you.” In all honesty he couldn’t think of what else to say. His mind was still spinning from last night, and now to find he had helped two ponies find each other and get married?

“Alright? This was the best thing to ever happen to me! At first I actually thought you might be another test of the royals. You know how they’re always turning loose villains and such to test us, but no. You are a freedom fighter! You helped make sure even Celestia and her blasted sun couldn’t reach my mushrooms anymore!”

“I made sure that stopped!” Amantia said with a huge grin. “My magic and knowledge helped set it up so the pesky sun couldn’t hurt them any more!”

“Wait is that what you’re doing out here? Checking mushrooms?” Fluttershy shocked Evening by asking. Dicey just stared at her.

“Of course, why else do you think I’m out here at night all the time?”

“Oh uh, I thought you were like… watching me a lot…”

“Well yeah I’d see you out. I mean you are beautiful. I used to fantasize we’d become a couple.” He shrugged. “Then I met my wife and well the rest is history.”

“The invitation to join us is still open though. I don’t mind a herd.” Amantia winked at them, her gaze moving from Fluttershy to Angelshy. Evening could practically feel both mares shudder.

“Yeah she’s not doing that and neither am I.” Angelshy spat getting between them. “Have fun with your mushrooms.”

Amantia shrugged. “Your loss, come on hubby. We need to make sure our stashes are ready. If the darkness keeps like this for a few more days, we’ll have such a wonderful harvest!”

She practically oozed desire with her words. To each their own, but even Evening was a bit put off by this.

“Right you are! Later ladies, make sure you buck some foals into them Evening! You deserve it!” With that, both ponies disappeared into the forest, leaving a feeling of uncleanliness upon them.

“That guy is a creep!” Angelshy growled as she watched them leave. “He says he’d ‘See her out’, but he was leering at her. I don’t want to think about what sick fantasies he might have.”

“I try to be nice to everypony, but he gives me the heebie jeebies.” Fluttershy added in her soft tone. Cluckarina even shuddered.

“Moo!”

“I don’t remember him at ALL from my welcome party.” Evening added staring at the spot they had been. He was glad they hadn’t invited him to join them for that ‘fun’. Amantia was cute in her own way, but that personality scared him.

“Most don’t seem to.” Angelshy replied, trying to shake the horrible feeling they had given her. “And that last remark. Don’t we have anything that can prevent pregnancy? I mean it’d be pretty bad to carry foals…”

Why did she say that last part all weird like?

“Well there is, but it’s all magic at this point. Can’t exactly worry about condoms now.” Fluttershy fluttered her wings in thought. “Twilight or Starlight could help. Maybe Rarity. Zecora might have a potion-”

“ZECORA!” Angelshy suddenly shouted, cutting Fluttershy off.

“What? What about her? Is she here?” Fluttershy scanned the area.

“No, it’s just why don’t we go see her? She might have a potion like you said, and she’s the reason we swapped that one other time. Maybe she’ll know something or can help fix it?”

Fluttershy blinked. “T-that actually sounds like a good idea! She might be able to turn you back into a bunny! Or Cluckarina back into a chicken!”

“Moo!” Cluckarina added. Somehow Evening just knew that she was saying they could take their time with that.

“We should go right now!” Fluttershy continued, excited before composing herself. “Er if that’s okay with you Evening.”

“Oh uh of course!” Evening quickly added. The orb inside of him was concerning, but he felt fine. Better than fine even. At the very least he felt rather confident it wasn’t going to kill him, so a small detour wouldn’t hurt.

“Sounds good. Lead the way!”

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“What you tell me seems to be quite the affair!” Zecora spoke in her trademark tone and rhyme. “Because of that Angel bunny is now this pretty mare?”

“I-I’m not pretty I just look like Fluttershy!” Angelshy quipped looking anxious. Evening gave her a sidelong glance. Was she enjoying being pretty? At times it seemed like she didn’t mind being a pony mare at all.

“We know it wasn’t your potion that caused it.” This was Fluttershy speaking. “But given it was similar to your potion we were wondering if you knew of anything that could fix her?”

“To fix her I might have a potion or two.” The zebra pondered tapping her muzzle. “Though I believe that is not the only inquiry of you?”

“T-There is one more.” Evening gulped. “Given we uh… laid together. We’re wondering if she might be…” He couldn’t believe he was even considering this a possibility, but she was in a pony mare body right now.

“Ah, that from those actions you now presume, that there might be a foal or two in her womb?”

Evening hated how the sound of that caused his dick to poke out ever so slightly. Despite how messed up this situation was in a way, the truth was that Angelshy did indeed have Fluttershy’s body, and Fluttershy was very pretty. Imagining her carrying his foals would be a dream come true. He could just see her, wobbling around with a swollen belly. Heavy with his future children...

His dick shot out ready and at full attention. Crap! Maybe nopony noticed?

“I can see why now you could not resist.” Zecora said with a smirk, looking directly under Evening. “You had some fun indeed if I get the gist.” She gave Angelshy a look that made the new mare’s face turn bright pink. The same shade of pink Evening swore must be upon his own face.

“I…I wasn’t…” Angelshy stomped her hoof, which only made her look that much cuter. “Do you have something that can tell me if I’m pregnant or not!? H-Hopefully the latter!”

They had conversed before arriving here about the order of how to do these things. While trying to fix Angelshy’s form was important. It’d be dangerous to do so if she was actually pregnant. So that had to come first.

“Putting aside the matters of your little fling.” It seemed Zecora was really enjoying teasing the former rabbit. Evening couldn’t really blame her. If he had to guess there had probably been some less than ideal encounters between the two. “Lucky for you I believe I have just the thing!”

With that she turned to some shelves and began looking through a gaggle of potion bottles of various shapes and sizes. All filled with equally different colors and substances. As she did, Evening couldn’t help but let his gaze fixate on her flank. He hadn’t seen much of Zecora since arriving at Ponyville, but he did know she was around. He just never really took her appearance in before.

She sat there mumbling to herself in rhyme, setting aside this potion and that. Honestly she was kinda cute. If only he could rub her big jiggly flank and give it a smack-

Evening shook his head, chasing away the thoughts. The hay was that? This was no time to be dreaming about such things! Geez, it was like ever since he pumped Angelshy full of his cum, he was just horny all the damn time. It was taking all he could not to leer at Fluttershy himself. He had to remain strong. He was not going to be like Dicey Morel! Or at least the stallion he heard he was.

“Ah, here is just the potion we need!” Zecora pulled a glowing light blue bottle from the shelf. Its bottom being a large ball with a thin glass neck jutting from its top. Of course the very bottom of the ball was flat so the bottle would sit still. A simple cork fastens it tight. “To see if our friend Evening managed to plant his seed!”

“G-Great, hoof it here.” Angelshy held out her hoof.

“It is not you who needs to consume this brew.” Zecora moved to stand before Evening. “But the stallion who filled you with his dew.”

Evening didn’t know if his face could get any redder.

“Me? How does me drinking that help see if Angelshy is pregnant?”

“In truth this is not the best way. There are crystals that glow a certain light to say. Whether a mare is pregnant or not. But since crystals I fear I have a total of squat. This potion will indeed help us find out, though its method is a bit roundabout.” She took a moment to remove the cork with her mouth. “If you could just humor me please, I’m sure its magic will appease.”

Well he still wasn’t sure how this would help, but he had heard enough about Zecora to know she wouldn’t offer this without a reason. So gripping the bottle in his magic he brought it to his lips and gulped it down.

“Huh… tastes like cotton candy. I didn’t expect that.” He could also feel its magic flowing into him, though he couldn’t decipher just what it was supposed to do from feeling it alone.

“It is not necessary to brew a potion with a good taste, but I find taking the extra effort not a waste. It is easier to get creatures to drink a brew that does not taste similar to one’s spew.”

“I-I thank you for taking the time.” He didn’t want to admit that he had been thinking it’d taste pretty close to something like that. “Now uh, how does this work?”

“In order to gain the information you seek, I must insist you not be meek. The action I need you now to perform is this. Go over there and give Angelshy a nice big kiss.”

“WHAT!?” It took a moment to realize that Angelshy had yelled the same word at the same time.

“W-What are you playing at potion witch!?” Angelshy yelled, backing a bit away from Evening. He cheeks taking on a pink hue once more. There it was again. She really seemed more embarrassed than disgusted. That was still Angel Bunny in there, right? The more time he spent with her, the more she seemed like she was simply a more sarcastic Fluttershy. They really could pass as twins. One subdued, the other outgoing.

“H-How does that work!?” Evening added. Zecora really did look like she was enjoying this. During all this he didn’t realize just how Fluttershy herself was reacting. Her eyes darted from Angelshy, to Evening, then down to his dick.

“Though it may seem a tad cliche, I assure you it’s the only way. To work its magic requires a particular connection. One that shows a shared affection.”

“I-I don’t like that dweeb!” Angelshy shot back her wings sprouting out slightly. Didn’t Evening read something about why pegasus did that?

“Regardless of what you claim to be.” Zecora gave her the biggest smirk. “Give it a whirl and we still should see.”

Evening was conflicted. He hated to admit it, but kissing her sounded really nice, still he couldn’t just do that to somepony unwilling.

“L-Look maybe we can wait till we find a crystal-”

“No!” Angelshy shouted in fear before calming herself with a few deep breaths. “No, look just know I’m not doing this because I in anyway enjoyed our last kiss!”

Zecora’s eyebrows raised at that. “Oh? If I may be so bold, that is a story I would love to be told.”

“Can it Zecora!” Angelshy spat before trotting up to Evening and planting her lips once more upon his. This time with much more force. Evening couldn’t think of anything to do but respond to her in kind. Letting their lips mash together.

It made him feel so warm. She was beautiful and despite her attitude he could see having her around like this for a long time. Of course if this really did prove she was with foal, that might not be too far off a thing.

“Okay there I did it! I-” She shivered. “Oh! That felt weird. Does it mean it worked?”

“Perhaps, but to know for sure I must take a look.” Zecora trotted over to Angelshy and ducked her head down, seeming to try and look under her. “There will be a clear sign if his seed indeed took.”

“Clear sign? Under me?”

Zecora didn’t answer. Instead she continued to look under Angelshy, who for her part was trying to remain very still. Finally after a few seconds more, Zecora raised her head, an amused smile upon her face.

“As you can see from this little mark.” She pointed to a spot on Angelshy’s underbelly, almost hidden by her thigh, that seemed to be a copy of Evening’s own cutie mark. "Our answer is no longer shrouded by dark."

“My…cutie mark? Why is it there on her?”

“This potion will last for a while yet. This mark proves you did beget. Kiss the mare if you wish to know. Whether or not she carries your foal.”

“Oh I get it!” Fluttershy spoke up looking pleased with herself for figuring it out. “I think I heard of this before! It’s a paternity mark! If you kiss a mare you’ve had um… you know what with, your cutie mark will appear on them there to show if they got pregnant!”

“Oh! Well that’s cool.” Evening nodded as he thought out loud. “I bet that’s why when you two swapped back she remained a clone of you. Pregnancy magic is actually very powerful in order to protect the unborn from harm, so it refused to make him a bunny… again. Wait if she’s pregnant then doesn’t that mean?”

Angelshy was standing there as still as a statue, her face frozen in shock.

“D-Doesn’t that mean… I’m stuck like this because I’m going to be a mom?” She squeaked, a chill running down her spine. It was weird, in that instance she sounded just like the real Fluttershy. Zecora swished her tail in glee.

“Yes because of your last night relations, I believe the word in order is congratulations!”

“P-Pregnant! I-I’m pregnant!” Angelshy repeated. Evening felt a great desire to comfort her, but worried it would only make things worse.

“A-Angelshy? I…” He trailed off. What was he supposed to even say?

“I’m pregnant with your foal…” She said again a shiver running through her body. She looked on the verge of fainting. Unable to help himself, he rushed forward to support her.

“H-Hey look we’ll figure something out okay? There has to be options…”

“Like what!?” Angelshy shouted actual tears in her eyes. “I-I’m stuck as a mare! I’m going to have a foal grow inside me. I-I’m going to be a mommy!”

“Or foals.” Fluttershy added before placing a hoof on her mouth. “Oh dear that’s not helping is it?”

“No it isn’t!” Angelshy cried trotting around in a circle. “I can’t do this! I can’t! I’m not supposed to be a mare! I’m supposed to be a little bunny rabbit! My only job is to lounge around the house and demand food while making sure Flutters here keeps out of trouble! Now I’m a pregnant mare who will lounge around the house, be able to actually talk to ponies, and being I’m so pretty I could get any stallion to rut me anytime! Anyone would gladly wait hooves and more on me and and…”

She stopped. “Okay so maybe it’s not the worst thing ever, b-but still I can’t be a mother!”

“Well while I also question your ability there.” Zecora said, causing Angelshy to glare at her. “There is a solution to this that I can share.”

“Wait what?” Angelshy’s glare washed away. “What do you mean? How do we fix this!? I’m not aborting the foals!”

Evening blinked at that. To be honest that would be the easiest solution, but the tone of her voice really hit home just how opposed she was to that option. No mistake, he didn’t like the sound of it either, but why was Angelshy so against it?

“I assure you Angelshy, I was not thinking of something so drastic.” Zecora went back to her wall of potions and began to look through them again. “Though just as strange as your last problem, for this I have in fact a different tactic.”

With a bit of rummaging, she pulled out a mostly square vial, though its edges were rounded. It looked like a normal bottle used for rum and medicine if Evening had to compare it to something.

“The trouble lies not in the passenger or more of your womb. It relies more on the term of whom. You already look nearly identical to Fluttershy here. If her mind was in that body there’d be no need to fear. She would then become the future mother, while her old body could be made into another.”

“What?” Angelshy showed clear annoyance. No doubt wishing Zecora didn’t have to rhyme everything she said.

“Wait I think I get it.” Evening murmured, the words spinning in his mind. “If you swapped Fluttershy’s mind into your body, and your mind into hers. Then we’d just have to turn Angelshy’s body yellow and it’d be just like her usual body.”

“Then we turn her old body into my real body and we’ve fixed it all!” Angelshy added, as the realization sunk in.

“O-Oh then I’d be with Evee’s foal?” Fluttershy squeaked.

“Oh uh, yeah I guess so.” Evening replied feeling a bit guilty for not thinking of that. What’s worse is he was still rock hard. The thought of the real Fluttershy carrying his foals aroused him even more than the earlier thought of her ‘twin’ doing so. Damn it, what could he do? It’s not like he could help it.

“W-well uh, I guess that isn’t so bad…” She whispered looking down at the ground. Evening wasn’t sure he even really heard her.

“W-well then we can try-” He paused a thought coming to him. “Hey wait, I thought the body swap potion turned each of them into each other. Wouldn’t that not work as that’s why Angelshy looks like she does now?”

“A normal body swap potion of mine yes.” Zecora nodded, swirling the liquid in the bottle around. “This one does not have quite the same level of finesse. The truth is that this subsistence, will require your utmost assistance. A body it does not in fact reshape, but instead allows one’s essence to escape.”

“It does what now?” Angelshy asked, her usual snark almost resurfacing. Well at least it meant she was calming down.

“Wait, I think I get that as well.” Evening squinted as if trying to see the formula in front of him.

“I think it means it basically lets your consciousness leave your body, but then it has to be guided into a new host body.”

Zecora nodded. “Correct again the stallion of blue and black. I must say for intelligence you do not in any way lack!”

Evening blushed. He was pretty sure that was a compliment. Yet another mare that didn’t seem to have any issues with him. It was still so strange.

“W-Well that sounds a bit dangerous.” Fluttershy said, coming to stand beside them. “Still if this is what you really want Angelshy, then I’m willing to give it a try. Oh my, now I’m rhyming!”

Despite everything, the group actually gave a few soft chuckles. Well Zecora seemed more jolly with hers. Evening was convinced she found this all rather fascinating.

“Then just one important thing before we begin this jaunt.” Zecora announced, uncorking the bottle. “Dear Angelshy is this what you truly want?”

“W-What? Of course I’m sure! I-I don’t want… I don’t want this…”

“If I may be so bold to say.” Zecora chimed, holding the bottle high up. “This does not have to happen today. You can take some time on this to ponder. Work out if this experience is one you really want to squander.”

“Squander? You can’t suggest I’d enjoy being a mare and a mother!”

Zecora smiled. “Well then if you are so sure, why do you seem so demure? Is that not more the namesake of your twin? If you have no hesitation, then let us begin!”

“W-well I…” Angelshy trailed off.

‘She… she can’t be actually considering it can she?’ Evening thought. Damn it, why did the thought of Angelshy going away make him sad? She’s only been like this for a few hours!

“Well it is true we can just take the potion with us to use later.” Fluttershy added softly. “It’s also possible that Twilight or Starlight might have a different solution.”

“Indeed you can keep this in reserve.” Zecora gave Evening a grin. “Assuming of course you don’t plan to have Fluttershy’s tummy take on a certain curve.”

“Z-ZECORA!” Fluttershy interjected with a much louder voice than Evening was used to. However as she yelled that, she also spread her wings wide out which caught the edge of the potion bottle. A bottle that then proceeded to spill all over Zecora.

“If I may say oh dear,” she exclaimed looking herself over, “this will not end well I fea-” Before she could finish her sentence, her body slumped forward. A ghastly shimmering something floating out of it. It seemed to congeal into a type of glowing orb bobbing up and down before floating aimlessly around the room.

“Oh no! That has to be her essence!” Fluttershy cried watching it. “Ah! It’s heading for the window! What if it gets out?”

“Zecora would be lost forever!” Evening cried in a panic as he leapt towards it. “Quick catch-”

No sooner did he touch the thing, than it suddenly and violently shot into his body. He had a deja vu moment of the orb from earlier. Except this time a blinding heat enveloped him. His fur bristled as his vision blurred for several moments. His entire being went numb before just as suddenly he was fine again. Fluttershy and Angelshy stood still watching him intently as Zecora’s body still lay still. He had a terrible feeling for a moment as he watched it, before he noticed the steady rhythmic breathing it was still performing. So despite her not being in it, at least her body seemed to still be working.

‘Well at the very least this should mean she’s still alive.’

Evening froze. That sounded like Zecora! But her body didn’t move. Given what he’d just done with the orb. He had a very bad feeling about this.

“Z-Zecora?” Evening spoke, watching the body intently.

“Zecora is that you? Please tell me you aren’t where I think you are.” Meanwhile the twin mares were staring at him in bewilderment.

“Hey uh Evee?” Angelshy asked, actually looking concerned. “Who are you talking to?”

Evening winced. “So I’m going to guess you didn’t hear Zecora just then?”

The two mares shook their heads. Though it was Fluttershy who answered. “No, she um hasn’t said a word since that point. Oh dear do you think she’s alright? She seems to be breathing at least.”

“PLEASE tell me either of you heard that. The whole thing about not being able to drive her body.”

“Drive?” Angelshy blinked. “Drive what a train? A stagecoach? Seriously, who are you talking to? Hear what?”

“I’m talking about hearing Zecora, because I can hear her just fine, which if this means what I think it does, means we’ve got another problem on our hooves.”

“What? What do you mean you hear her? She hasn’t said a word! What’s going on?” Angelshy was frantic. “Evening will you stop being crazy and tell us what just happened if you know?”

“Zecora’s… essence I guess you could say did leave her body. That’s what the orb was and when I touched it. She uh… She got put into me?”

“Zecora is… inside you?” Fluttershy said rather slowly, trying to process the words.

Evening sighed. “Remember when she said she’d need my assistance? Well I’m the only unicorn, so I think she meant my magic needed to direct that orb. Given I can hear her in my mind, it looks like when I touched it, she became a passenger.”

“Wait so you’re in me but you don’t have any control of me?”

“That makes sense, if I’m asleep and you aren’t you’d get full control of me- Wait what am I saying? I have a living mare trapped inside me. How do we get you back out and in your own body? More of the potion?”

“You know hearing only one part of this conversation is really annoying.” Angelshy commented while poking Zecora’s old body with a hoof. “Wow she’s really out of it. Hey should we draw on her face?”

“Angelshy! Behave!” Fluttershy hissed.

Evening almost rolled his eyes. Geez Angelshy sure didn’t seem to get that hung up on being pregnant. Pregnant… Angelshy was pregnant with his foal. It still caused his brain to hurt and, annoyingly, his dick to respond in favor.

Evening hoped if he thought it she could hear. He didn’t want to say this next thing out loud. ‘It’s not so much I’m sad I’ll be a father, it’s more that I knocked up a former rabbit who is going to be stuck as a mare for life.’

‘Angelsh- I mean Angel Bunny might enjoy being a mother? I doubt it. Though I’ll be honest she probably will come to enjoy being a pony. Maybe not a mare though…’

‘I guess we’ll see, we kinda have more important things to deal with.’

“Uh Evee you okay in there?” Angelshy waved a hoof in front of his face. “You’ve been staring blankly at the wall for a few minutes now.”

“Huh? Oh uh yeah I’m fine. Just talking to Zecora about getting her out of me.”

“Well say your parts out loud! I know I said hearing only one part of the conversation was annoying, but hearing none of it is so much worse.”

“R-Right sorry.” No way was he talking to her about the foal just yet. That could wait. What he needed right now was to get Zecora out of him and back into her body. Just… how?

“So uh Zecora? Any ideas? As I was saying we can just use more potion right?”

Evening nearly felt her shake her head, despite the fact she had no current body or form.

“Oh horsefeathers, that’s right!”

“What’s right?”

“We can’t just use more potion on me, because my body has both my essence and hers in it. Sure we might get lucky and that orb that was Zecora would be plopped back out. However it could very well be my essence, and since I’m the only unicorn here. I don’t want to imagine what might happen if my glowing orb goes floating away.”

“Wait she says there’s another issue that’s even worst!”

“Worst? You’re not going to explode if you take it are you?” Angelshy backed away. “And you were going to have ME drink it!?”

Evening stared at the bottle on the ground, now empty of all liquid. Not even a few drops remained somehow.

“No she said… she said that was the only one anyway.”

“Oh good, so I wouldn’t have to worry about blowing up.” Angelshy stood there for a few moments before it finally sank in. “W-wait then there’s no way to fix me anymore!”

Evening tried to calm her down. “No it just means we can’t use that method anymore. There have got to be other ways! W-We just have to think of them! Maybe Zecora can brew another potion once she’s back in her body!”

“Well then hurry up and shove her back into it!”

“Do we have time to go get somepony to help?” Fluttershy spoke, being surprisingly calm during all this. She always did seem to be the most levelheaded of Twilight’s friends. “Like Twilight or Starlight, or any other unicorn?”

“Zecora says she doesn’t want to test her body being without a lifeforce controlling it for that long. Oh crap, if she stays in here will her body die? Will we merge somehow and she’ll control half of me? Gah! We have to think of some way to fix all this fast!”

“Like what though!?” Angelshy cried stomping a hoof. “Can’t you just touch her body and let her flow back into it?”

Evening sighed. “No good. She’d have already left me if she could freely, and I doubt touching her body would make the needed connection.”

He began to pace back and forth, a bad habit he got from being Twilight’s pupil. “When you have magic as wild as mine, you study all you can, and in those studies I have come across a few texts on life forces and possible possession. First off it’s not easy to do, so the fact this happened at all means it’ll be tricky to undo.”

He waved his hoove in the air as if jotting down notes. “Let’s see, I either need a spell to draw her out, and even if I knew one I’m not sure I trust my magic, or with her help I need something to shock my system hard enough that she can slip out in a sense.”

Angelshy raised a hoof. “So what I need to jump out from behind something and yell boo?”

“Well not if I know you’re going to do it, though that’s the basic idea. It’d work best with me making physical contact with her during it though. It’s just a shame we can’t somehow put part of me into her. That could act as a sort of bridge from me to her. Like my blood would do it, but-” He shuddered. “I could possibly use my saliva… Though I’d have to either spit in her mouth or uh… k-kiss her.”

“Oh uh, well I’m sure she wouldn’t mind that much. Er the kiss one that is.” Fluttershy added.

“Yeah except I’d likely jerk away from her if startled. All of these have too many risks attached to them.”

“Wait you have an idea to get you back in your body?” Was there some obvious method he had missed? “Look whatever it is, it’s worth a shot isn’t it?”

“Really? Well let’s go for it!” That’s weird, it almost felt like Zecora just… blushed?

“Something that most stallions want to do with a mare? Something that involves touching you and… and… and…” Evening's eyes widened with each word he spoke.

“Z-Zecora are you suggesting I BUCK you back into your body!?!”

While the wings of both Fluttershy and Angelshy flung out thanks to him yelling that, the butter yellow mare quickly grabbed the white one and began to drag her outside.

“Oh my! We should go check out how Cluckarina is doing outside! For a long time!” The white mare in her grasp however struggled to free herself from it.

“What? No way! I want to watch! This is hilarious!” Mercifully she was quickly dragged out and through the door, it slamming shut behind them.

“Y-You can’t be serious!” Evening spoke in a much lower voice now that he didn’t have to relay anything to the others. “I-I can’t just have sex with you like that!”

Evening blushed, feeling his dick that had almost finally become flaccid again, shoot right back to full mast. In truth Zecora was beautiful, and her Zebra heritage gave her this air of exotic allure that he couldn’t help but want to taste.

Evening’s face only got redder. “Y-You seriously want me to have sex with your body, with you in my mind, and able to feel everything I do?>

“Y-You’re serious? You’re excited for this?” He couldn’t see her, but he swore she shrugged.

This was not happening. He was not standing here watching Zecora’s essenceless body with the plans to ram his dick into her hot little pussy in order to put her mind back in control of it. The entire thing sounded ridiculous, and yet here he was.

In truth, the plan wasn’t bad. He’d likely enter a state of bliss when he, well ‘came’ in her. This should allow her to shake herself free of him, and his cum pumping into her would give her something to latch onto, or even follow back into her body.

“DO YOU MEAN YOU COULD END UP AS YOUR OWN UNBORN FOAL!?” The gasps he heard outside told him he had been a bit too loud.

“That still sounds risky! Why would you tell me this before we attempt it!?”

She was right, much as he hated to admit it. There was no telling how much longer her body could go without somepony in control. What’s worse with them being in the Everfree there was a chance something else could get in and take control. Damn it, he was just going to have to pray to the heavens she ended up back in her body proper and he didn’t have to worry about her being reborn as her own daughter or son. Especially since he had no idea what to do about her body in that case!

“Fine! Fine! We’ll do this, just… you better make it back into your mind!”

Evening nodded, trying not to think about just how absurd this all was. Instead he tried to block out everything but the task at hoof. After all, it wasn't like he hated the idea of having sex with Zecora. In any other circumstance, this would have been a dream come true!

Trotting up to her slowly, he laid a hoof upon her rear. She still felt warm, her body breathing steadily on some sort of magical autopilot to keep it going. He’d have to research that later. For now he was just happy her body was okay. He was also happy that it made her seem more like a living being, and not some inanimate doll. He wasn’t sure he could ‘do’ it otherwise.

“W-what?” He cried out loud, forgetting he didn’t have to speak. He couldn’t imagine how this must all sound to the three outside if they could still hear him.

“I…” He didn’t really have a counter argument to that and so just did as she suggested. Slowly rubbing his hoof across her warm plush hindquarters, to her jiggling rear. It felt nice. Before he could stop himself, he gave it a little slap, watching it wiggle with mesmerizing effects.

“U r-right…” This was weird. This was so damn weird!

His eyes drifted to her sleeping head. She just looked so peaceful there. He dared a small fantasy of her being his wife. Eagerly awaiting him to wake her up with a good rutting. Damn that got his dick back in the mood.

“W-Wait you saw that?” His cheeks flushed.

Zecora as his wife? Honestly it wasn’t a bad deal, though he could never jump into something like that so early. His wife would have to be someone he really truly loved and cared for. Though with Angelshy pregnant with his foals, should he marry her? Damn it, this was all so complicated!

Zecora’s thoughts interjected with an amused inflection.

“I… are you talking about a herd? I-I could never!”

“You’d… you’d not mind me? We’ve barely met!”

“Oh r-right! Um… just a bit more foreplay. I need to um… you know.”

Zecora said nothing, indicating she understood. Evening gulped as he looked back down at the sleeping mare. A herd huh? One where she’d be a willing volunteer. One where it would be perfectly okay for him to just, he leaned his muzzle closer to her, licking her neck with care.

“Z-Zecora stop making this weird!”

You got THAT right…

Trying to ignore that Zecora likely heard that thought, he continued to lick and kiss at her neck. He could almost imagine her cooing softly in her sleep. Dreaming of him mounting her. Slowly he moved his body to lay over her, pressing it down on top of her. She wasn’t just warm, she was hot! It was like her body knew what was coming and longed for it.

Taking a deep breath, trying to lose himself in the fantasy of just surprising his sleeping wife, he began to move around behind her, trying to line up his dick with her hot little cunt. After only a few short seconds, his tip was rubbing against those alluring pussy lips. Eager to slide in and get to work. He took a moment to relish in the feeling before bucking his hips forward, plunging his full mast into her folds.

The feeling made him openly moan as her inner walls gripped him tight.

“ZECORA!”

“How are you getting off to me…getting off in you!?”

“You know what I mean!”

“You can say that again.”

“Not literally!”

Again Evening’s cheeks flushed, though this time a shiver ran up and down his spine. His dick twitched at her words.

“W-What? What are you saying? You realize-”

Despite how messed up all this was, her words had a positive impact. The truth was he did want to put a foal in her. He dreamed of pregnant happy mares all carrying his foals, but he never thought. Never thought it’d become real. Now here he was with at least one foal on the way, and this sexy mare was asking for one herself. It made his dick flare and yern.

What had his life become?

With that, and trying to ignore Zecora’s commentary, he began to thrust. Harder and faster drinking in just how tight and warm she was. Even hearing her begin to moan while in his own mind wasn’t enough to slow him down now. He was going to breed her. He had to breed her!

She cried in his mind, lost in the sensations.

She was aroused. She was actually aroused because he was bucking her, while she experienced everything his body did. He couldn’t even begin to imagine how this felt for her.

She cried, her voice getting louder despite only being in his mind.

It was too much. Even in his head the cry of her wanting that. The feeling in his body. He was getting close.

“G-Get ready! I’m about… make sure you end up in your bodiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” He cried as he lost control, his foal batter pumping, and pumping into her. His mind went blank as the sensation reached his brain, his body shuddered.

As he sat there just a little winded, his dick still firmly inside her, he watched and listened. Listed for her voice in his head, for which he heard nothing. A good sign. Then he watched for her body to react. If she ended up as her own foal… He didn’t want to imagine it.

His breath caught as her body stopped its rhythmic breathing. Indicating something had happened. He felt himself freeze. They weren’t too late were they?

“Mmmm.” She murmured, lifting her head and blinking her eyes. “Oh wow, if I can tell you this. Feeling you inside me is another form of bliss.”

Evening felt the tension drain out of him the moment he realized she was fine. That was scary. Way too scary.

“G-Glad to see you’re in your body.”

Zecora nodded. “So am I. Being my own foal I do not wish to try.” Both of them shivered at that. They stood there for a few moments before Evening finally realized he was still balls deep inside her.

“Oh uh, I guess I should-” Before he could finish his sentence or move, Zecora leaned back and kissed him long and hard on the lips. Caught off guard, he instinctively kissed back, just barely registering what was happening. Her lips were so sweet. A different flavor then Angelshy’s though both had a pleasant feel.

“W-What? Why?”

Zecora put a hoof on his muzzle, a warm smile upon hers. “I wanted to be the reason why. I must say you have caught my eye.” She winked causing another twitch of his dick. She just looked so sexy like this. Imagine if she was really one of his wives, and pregnant.

“And though I know with the lack of sun, this is a time of woe…” It was her time to blush as she gazed deep into his eyes.

“Now that I am me again could we… give this one more go?”

Evening stared back at her in awe. He knew Fluttershy and Angelshy were waiting outside with Cluckarina. He knew things weren’t right in Equestria at the moment. Both the sun didn’t come up and he might have a dangerous orb in his body. He knew they should be going.

He knew all that, and yet his answer to her was another kiss. This one was just as strong and fierce as hers was.

It’d be another hour before he exited her hut.

* * *

“Geez have fun bucking her brains out?” Angelshy demanded as he finally exited the hut, new saddle bags acquired.

“S-Shut up.” It was the only response he could muster. Angelshy for her part didn’t look too pissed. She seemed more amused than anything. Fluttershy didn’t look mad either but she was avoiding eye contact with him. He couldn’t blame her.

“You are just jealous I had so much fun. If so bothered by it, why not give him another run?” Zecora shot at the former bunny as she stood there seeing them off. Much to Evening’s surprise, Angelshy blushed.

“H-Hey! It’s not like I wanted to do that in the first place!” She stammered back. “Besides I’m the one with his foals!”

“Oh?” Zecora raised an eyebrow. “For one who says she does not care, you sure do boast the fruits of your affair!”

“I…You… come on everypony! We need to go!” She turned around and marched toward the edge. Evening watched her go with interest. Did she really not hate possibly being stuck like that? He’d have to try and coax it out of her later.

“T-Thanks for…” Evening coughed, “everything. You sure you want to entrust me with these potions?”

“I have no doubt they will be safe with thee. Just remember to deliver the special three!”

Evening saluted. “I will. Um.. Er…”

Zecora giggled. It was a new thing he’d heard her do, and it was very pleasant to hear.

“No need for any long goodbyes. To move now in haste would probably be wise.”

“R-Right, um we’ll meet again later!” Evening called out before trotting away with Angelshy. Fluttershy and Cluckarina the cow hurrying after them.

Zecora watched them go for a moment while going back over what had just happened. To think this day would hold such a strange, yet pleasant offer-

Her body shivered. That was strange. She wasn’t about to exit her body as a spirit again was she? No, no that’d have happened already and she made sure she cleaned up that potion. Then why did she… wait.

Remembering what Evening drank earlier, she took a peak at the space next to her teats. There was in fact, in clear as day, a very visible copy of Evening’s cutie mark. He had succeeded in putting that bun in her oven after all. She was going to be a mother. The thought didn’t displease her.

“I guess for your herd I will be in tow.” She lovingly rubbed her belly, looking out in the direction Evening had disappeared in. “I wonder how much larger said herd will grow?”

Author's Note

Sorry to start the notes out with an advertisement for my Patreon, but I do have one now.
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I have one because it's only thanks to this that updates are coming a bit faster then normal at all. The more extra cash I can make there, the more I can warrant taking time off from my day job to maybe write a bit more. Anyone that can help me out are appreciated, but I completely understand if you can't or don't want to.

Now some sad news before we get to the more fun comments. Last chapter, I mentioned I had hoped to get this next chapter out a lot earlier. :(

For... those who didn't see the blogs, the short answer is at the end of April my cat of about 13 years who I've had since a tiny kitten, rather suddenly passed away. The full story of what happened can be found on my blog here, but the gist is that it hit me HARD. The result was me being naturally upset and I couldn't do comedy for a while. So it took this long to get this finished.

Kinda ended up working out in a weird way. I'll explain in a bit.

First off Dicey Morel. Yep that's Sucy as a pony that got with him. Sucy is from Little Witch Academia if you didn't know. That's not quite the personality she has in the show, but well this is unicorn pony version of her in this version of Equestria.

I just like the idea that because of Evening simply existing and doing his own thing, he had a positive impact on the ponies around him. Leading to Dicey still being a bit of an ass, he now has a sexy wife and isn't being quite the creep he was. Still a creep, but a little better. At the very least it meant in this alternate universe, he wasn't the one that got the orb.

So I always had the scene where they met him planned, but fun fact? I didn't plan on having Zecora in this at all. It just hit me that it'd make sense for them to go to her, so I was like: "Hmm is there an absurd way I can have Evening knock her up?"

So it just so happens that recently I read a fic on here where Rarity had body swapped into an 18 year old colt and ended up having sex with her unconscious body, knocking her own self up. I thought: "Hey that's absurd... maybe I can do my own take on that!" And so here we are.

It's the small silver lining to this chapter taking this long. Because if I hadn't had to take some time off from it. We probably wouldn't have gotten this chapter with Zecora. Though of course I guess it's a sliver lining only if you liked the chapter. ^^;

Late Edit: Writing Zecora was a pain in the ass.