McPixel Saves Ponyville

by ThreeBronyBrothers

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Adventure, Random, Crossover, Sweetie Belle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Angel
Length: 1159

McPixel is in Ponyville. He goes on an epic quest to save Ponyville from utter destruction.

McPixel is your average man, but he is pixelated. He wakes up one day in Ponyville. Stranded in this strange new world, McPixel does what he does best: Save the Day!

There are a lot of explosions in this story.
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Published 2013-01-10 05:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-10 05:00:02 UTC

McPixel saves the day!

[Music]

McPixel starts his day off as usual, waking up to the sweet ticking of the many bombs in his house. As a morning ritual, McPixel, kicks a bomb and his house blows up. Other than that, he does his job- "helping" people. For example, there was once a train station with a bomb in it. No problem for our hero. McPixel simply kicked it. Then, most of the station exploded.

But today was a strange morning for McPixel. He woke up in his usual bomb infested house, everything looked the same. What's wrong? He kicked the door down to see un-pixelated ponies. He scratched his head in confusion and walked into town.

He heard a scream and followed it to its source- some sort of library. McPixel walked in. He saw a lavender pony and a baby dragon. They both had terrified looks on their faces. He saw two books on the floor. One book was titled, "Basic Magic: For a Student of Celestia" and another one said "CMC: A Documentary"

McPixel approached the book, "Basic Magic," assumed it was the bomb, and went over to the baby dragon. McPixel then shoved it down the dragon's throat. Then he went over to the lavender pony and repeatedly kicked her in the face. The pony got up and ran over to the dragon to see if he was alright. She became angry and prepared a fire bolt, but by that time, McPixel was gone.

McPixel continued strolling around, until he heard another scream coming from a purple house. He peered through the window and saw two ponies with terrified looks on their faces. One of them was an adult and the other was a kid. The younger pony screamed "THIS DUMB FABRIC IS A BOMB! HELP US!!!!!!!"

There was an orange roll of fabric and a mannequin that had a black suit and a red tie. McPixel went over to the fabric and picked it up. Then he went over to the younger pony and hit her with it. It set the young pony's hair on fire. She ran out of the room screaming "DUMB FABRIC!!!" While it may appear that the desired conclusion was not achieved, the bomb, upon impact with the pony's skull, went out. McPixel then went to the older pony and threw the fabric over her, completely covering her.

The younger pony returned, bald and with flames in her eyes. McPixel ran out of there and ended up losing the younger pony after a few minutes. He decided to take a break and rest at what looked like a park. Unbeknownst to McPixel, however, the little pony was still on his trail. She caught up to him and began a combat situation. McPixel roundhouse kicked the pony out of the park and ran away, barely escaping with his life.

[Music]

McPixel skipped along happily until he heard yet another scream. He ran to what looked like a gingerbread house. All he saw was was a terrified pink pony and two other ponies cowering in the corner. There was a cake and a pie on the single table in the room. McPixel shrugged and went over to the pie. He picked it up and ate it. His stomach blew up, but he didn't burst into pieces. Since there is McPixel logic enabled, no one dies! The three ponies shouted in unison "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!" McPixel shrugged again. The ponies continued "THAT PIE YOU ATE WAS A BOMB!" McPixel shrugged once more and left the store. The ponies stood there in shock and then got back to work.

McPixel roamed around town again until he got to the rural area. He heard a southern accent shouting "SOMEPONY? ANYPONY? HELP US!!"

McPixel knew this was yet another bomb to get rid of. He ran towards where the shouting was. He looked at his surroundings. He was at an apple orchard. He saw a barn where there were four panicking ponies surrounding a bomb. McPixel face-palmed and ran to help. He examined the bomb, and saw that it was exactly like any ordinary apple, but instead of a stem, there was a fuse. McPixel picked up the bomb. He looked around, and then had an idea. He threw the apple into the barn and proceeded to run like hell in the opposite direction. The bomb went off, completely destroying the barn. "Aw Horseapples, we just raised that barn! There was a song and everything!" McPixel heard one of the ponies scream as he fled.

[Music]

Next thing McPixel knew, it was thundering uncontrollably. He saw five active bombs falling out of a cloud. The bombs surrounded another pony who was too scared to move. If you guessed Fluttershy then you are wrong. The rainbow maned pony was too shocked and scared to do anything. McPixel took all five bombs and threw them in the air. While in the air, the bombs detonated, effectively blowing up the entire sky. Once they blew up, all of the remaining pieces of shrapnel from the bombs hit the pony who then let out a scream of pain and flew away. The thundering had stopped right after the bombs exploded.

McPixel wanted to go home, but before he did that, he wanted to help one more pony. A sudden shriek came from a cottage as McPixel was crossing a small bridge. Once McPixel got to where the shrieking was coming from. He saw a little bunny holding a stick of dynamite. McPixel ran to the bunny and kicked it. The bunny flew into the air, away from the house, and into a nearby forest. The dynamite then exploded and started a forest fire. McPixel then pointed and laughed at the burning forest. He then decided that it would be best to return to his home. Upon his arrival, he heard a strange sound. Tick, tick, tick, tic-

BOOM

McPixel was lucky that he was a foot away from the rubble of his house. He might have exploded or something, and after all, who would want that?

McPixel entered his house anyway.

McPixel chose a bomb to activate as his alarm clock, and went to sleep.

McPixel woke up the next day, no longer in the pony world, but in the pixelated world once again. He looked out of a hole in the wall, and saw some kids playing tag. He smiled. However, McPixel knew that he didn't have much time. He had to get ready for work again. He walked out of his house. As he was headed towards the street, his alarm clock went off, and his house exploded (again). McPixel didn't even look back. He simply grinned, and went off to work. He had lives to "save".

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Author's Note

Written by the youngest of the three of us.
Edited by the oldest of the three of us.
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The middle guy didn't help.