Spike and Beerus's Life on Equus

Universe 7
Lord Beerus's Planet
Sometime after the Dragon Ball Super Super Hero movie

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There was fighting going on Lord Beerus's Planet that sounds more like sparing. Right now, Vegeta, the prince of saiyans, is sparing against Lord Beerus, the GoD of Universe 7. Goku was watching the sparing match as well as Broly, Cheelai, Lemo, and Whis.

Vegeta wanted his own Ultra Instinct form so that he can beat Kakarot in a fight. He was also thinking about accepting Beerus's offer of becoming GoD.

While they were both sparing, Vegeta was about to land a hit against the cat until he saw Beerus disappear completely. "What the?!"

"Oh dear." Whis said. "I dreaded this day would come up."

Goku looked at Whis. "What happened to Beerus, Whis?"

Whis just sighs. "It would seem that, somehow, Lord Beerus, was transported to another universe that was erased by Lord Zeno himself. Why that universe, I have no idea."

Vegeta listened in what Whis said. "And that universe is?"

Whis looked at Vegeta in a serious look. "Universe 0. That universe was one of the universes that was erased by Lord Zeno and was one of the dubbed forbidden universes. I really hope my lord is safe in that universe, I don't want father to be mad at me for this, that one of the GoD's were sent to that universe."

"Broly is worried for cat god as well." Broly said while Cheelai was right there next to him.

"I hope for all of our sakes, he's alright in that universe. I was next for sparing against Beerus anyway." Goku said.

Vegeta nodded. "I was gonna win at least Kakarot."

"I could tell." Whis said.

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Universe 0
Unknown Planet
Unknown Time

Lord Beerus shouted. "What the?! Where am I?! I was about to beat Vegeta in our sparing match!" He looked around. "Where here is, it looks like somewhere on Earth from my current location, but I don't feel any powerful beings at all here. It looks like I'm the most powerful being on this planet." He then thought. I really hope where I was sent to, I can finally relax my duties as a destroyer god. Also that half-saiyan child, Pan, she was fun to play with.

Yeah, Beerus became the fun uncle for the half-saiyan child Pan. Even in his long life of being the GoD of universe 7, he wanted to, at least, to be a father for once, to call someone his own son.

He then to really look around for his surroundings. He then saw something in the distance, about 20ft of his location, some sort of egg?

"A green and purple egg? A dragon egg?" He asked to himself confused on why a dragon egg is right there, all alone. He really doesn't know at all. He seen dragon eggs before in his lifetime, but not with those colors together. Maybe once this dragon egg hatched, I'll become its father.

And with that, Beerus tries to take care of this dragon egg. He knows that he felt power inside that egg, maybe with the right method, he can train this dragon and take care of it as well as become its father. A weird cat god father.

Yeah, Broly did call Beerus cat god before. It stuck to him. Only Broly can call him cat god and no one else.

He sat on a rock with his legs criss-cross and started to meditate. He would do this for how ever long it takes until this dragon egg hatches.

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It's been 5 years since he got transported to Universe 0. He's been mediating on that rock ever since he found that dragon egg. He's also been doing after-image training in his mind since then. He really miss eating Bulma's cooking, but that didn't stop him from waiting for the dragon egg to hatch.

Since arriving in this universe, he's finally been doing what his teacher/angel Whis wanted him to do. Try to gain access to Autonomous Ultra Instinct like Goku did during the Tournament of Power.

Maybe when the time is right, he'll become a teacher for learning to access one's ki. He was very happy that he doesn't get yelled at by Whis to do his job as GoD. He retired as being the GoD. He's also very glad that whomever sent him here, he wanted to thank them personally for doing this.

During his 3rd year in this universe, he finally gain access to AUI, but it was the same as when Goku first achieved it during his fight with Jiren, it was incomplete.

It took Goku 3 times until he achieved Mastered Ultra Instinct. Since after the tournament, Goku couldn't get access to Ultra Instinct anymore.

Beerus kept on waiting for the dragon egg to hatch. During his waiting, Beerus kept on getting bored, even though he slept for over 25 years since ordering Freeza to destroy Planet Vegeta. At first he found some creatures in this area, and because he was hungry, he killed these creatures for food. Even though he's not a very good cook, he did his best to cook these dead creatures for meat. After that he wondered around in the direction that those creatures came from.

He found more of those creatures, but with them are some deer. Very beautiful deer.

During his after-image training, he also fought with Cheelai, the female saiyan that he had a crush on.

But these deer, something was making him to try to just take one and bring it back to the location where he found that dragon egg. Losing his control, he took his hand and just very lightly tap on the back of her neck, knocking her out.

"I'm sorry." He said before taking the unconscious female deer back to the location where he found that dragon egg. He then put the unconscious female deer on the ground next to the rock he was mediating on during the 5 years he's in this universe.

He look at the female deer he took. She has white fur, her tail was very short(like a short tail deer). In his mind, he was imagining himself, this female deer, and the dragon from that egg, being a family together with hybrid children. He smiled as this was now a goal for him. To make a family in this universe.

He then felt that his bladder was full, telling him he needs to go to the bathroom. He then went to that same location he found with those deer at. There was a pond at that location. So he then pull down his pants and his underwear, hold his cock in his hands and started urinating in the pond. The sound of 'pssss' fill his ears as he was peeing. After a bit, he was done going to the bathroom, he then put his underwear and pants back on and went back to the location of that dragon egg.

He then let out a yawn as he was getting tired. He slept alot back on his planet in Universe 7. Right now, it was getting dark as the sun was going down and the moon was going up.

With no bed currently, he then lay down on the ground, closed his eyes, and went to sleep.