Behind every great mare...
“Baby, wake up.”
“Come on, wake up, please. I need you to help me think.”
“No, no need to get up. You’re perfect just the way you are, nice and stiff. A bit of morning wood, eh? Very impressive.”
*lick*
“Were you having a nice dream? About me, or somehuman from back on Earth? Tell me later, I haven’t got time.”
*slip* *shlorp*
“Aaah, that’s nice. Woops, I almost forgot! I’d better cast your orgasm suppression spell, before you have an ‘accident’ inside me.”
*slide*
“No, I’m sorry, but I haven’t the time to get you off first. A scheduling problem has popped up, and it affects every part of my day, so I need to slip onto my thinking cock right away.”
*sparkle* *sparkle*
“There we go. No cumming until tonight. We don’t want you giving me a fat belly, do we?”
“Awe, poor baby. How about an extra special blowie tonight? ~You can sit on my throne while I suck you off...~’”
“Yep, that calmed you down... wow, and I thought pony stallions were easy to manipulate! Hehehe!”
“Hold still, now.”
*slide* *wink* *sigh*
“OK, now, planning the schedule. Morning court is going to run long, so if I move the ribbon cutting back to the afternoon... ooh, you’re rubbing against my clit, that’s nice. That’ll give me 15 minutes free for the Dragonlands briefing. Then Rarity needs you for a thing, so—”
“How should I know, baby? It’s a Rarity thing. Clothes, darling, fashion, darling, gemstones, darling. I’ll drop you off on my way to lunch, and send a carriage for you in the evening.”
*plap* *plap*
“Speaking of lunch... ugh, I have to meet with the Baron of Skyshire about that ugly concert hall they’re building in the middle of Cloudsdale. That means in public, in the middle of a fancy restaurant, so that everypony can see us getting along and he won’t try to grab my plot.”
“Mmm, you should feel free to grab my plot, though. Go ahead, feel me up while I ride you. I like it when you touch me. That’s 100% alicorn flank, baby. Enjoy it.”
*squeeze* *thump* *thump* *plap*
“I’ll ask Raven to find a restaurant near the magic school. I can’t cancel my inspiring speech to the new graduates, it’s the only thing keeping me sane today. Then if I cut the cupcake factory inspection down to a photo op, we can have dinner togeth—uuungh!”
*plap!* *plap!* *squish!*
“Yes! YES! I’m cumming! Haaannnhhh~”
*squirt!* *squirt!*
“Whew!”
“Do you know something, baby? You are the best thinking cock I could ever want. When I’m sitting on you, it’s this feeling of intense calm. Everything just makes sense. I feel like I can take on all of Equestria with you inside me.”
“I know, I know. I’ve gotten you all worked up, first thing in the morning. Poor human, has to make love to a beautiful Princess all day so she doesn’t go crazy. Oh, but just think of what a service you’re providing to Equestria.”
“And if that doesn’t do it for you, think about how hard I’m going to make my human lover cum tonight~”
“Yes, Your Grace, I’ve received your petition and reviewed every... single... boring... page. I’m now prepared to consider the legal arguments and issue my judgement. Raven, do the thing.”
*Ahem* “The royal thinking cock will step forward and commence his duties.”
*slip* *slide* *clench!*
Eenope. Wrong hole, baby.
*murmur* *murmur*
Don’t embarrass me. We have talked about this over and over. Ponut in public, pussy in private. Officially, I’m a virgin until my wedding night. It’s a stupid royal rule, but it is a rule.
Yes, I know that, and you know that, but it’s our secret. Our secret passion! Come on, now.
“Pardon me, Your Grace, it’s just a bit of difficulty with the member in question. Yes, I’m certain you would have no trouble getting it up for me... you smelly pervert.”
Be good, baby. Do you have any idea how lucky you are? This dirty old Duke before us is one of Equestria’s richest ponies, and he’d give it all up for one night in my royal bed. Now be a good colt, and slip it in my butt so I can have a good think on you.
*prod* *slip* *pop!*
“Aaahhh... Now, let us see. I fear Your Grace has gone about this in quite the wrong way. It is well established that the rights you claim were infringed are not granted to towns and provinces, much less to hereditary nobles. These are the rights of all Equestrian citizens. Wherever there are—”
Back and forth, baby. Hurry up, you’re making me look bad.
*plap* *plap!*
“Where there are more ponies, naturally those ponies will have greater disagreements about the proper use of our fair nation’s resources.”
You’re doing so good, baby. My thoughts are crystal clear. Your cock is like a lightning rod, rooting me in reality. I know this is boring, but just stick it out for a couple of hours, and you can spend the afternoon with my old pal Rarity. Won’t it be fun to meet her in person?
*plap!* *plap!*
There we go. I knew you were a good colt.
“In your admirable advocacy for your own tribe, Your Grace seems to have overlooked that my duty demands all tribes be treated equally. Now, a simple application of Clover’s Principle implies that in provinces where one tribe forms the majority of the population...”
“Ah, hello, darling. So good to finally meet the famous human.”
*Muah, muah!*
“Thank Twilight, won’t you, for sending you over on such short notice? I wouldn’t have asked if this weren’t an utter emergency.”
“Oh, it’s a dreadful dilemma. You see, I have two completely different ensemble concepts for the Grand Galloping Gala, and I simply cannot decide between them!”
“Of course, that’s an emergency. The worst kind — a fashion emergency! As I dramatically paced the floors of my workshop, I realized that what I needed was a male perspective. Naturally I thought of you, how you’re always gallantly standing behind Twilight... directly behind Twilight... as she makes all of those important decisions.”
“Oh, yes, she was quite a different mare before she met you! We even had a word for her frantic indecision — Twilighting! Wahaha! Cruel, I know, but we were young.”
“Anyhow, you always keep dear Twilight’s head out of the clouds, and I hope you might work the same magic upon my unstoppably creative mind. Now, how does this work? You simply seat your magical ‘thinking cock’ inside a lady’s marehood to help her focus?”
“W-wait, inside her what?”
"Goodness, I had no idea Twilight was so adventurous! Good for her, I say! I fear my own “servant’s entrance” is still raw and sore from last night’s rendezvous, so I must ask for a more traditional treatment. Tail up, and... there we are!"
*slurp* *sink* *slide*
“Oooh, delightful. You have a splendid girth, good sir. I can see why Twilight enjoys your company so. Let me just... unnnf... get it properly seated... Now, back and forth a few times, to make sure it fits. And perhaps one good maregasm to take the edge off?”
“Oh, my dilemma? Of course, you are right, ahem. Let the fashion show commence!”
*thump* *plap* *plap!*
“Mmm...”
“Here comes my first model now, the lovely Pristine Step. The theme of this ensemble is ‘A Courtesan Undone.’ The stunning zebra-print gown features a faux ripped sleeve that falls gracefully from the bare wither. Note the artfully smudged lipstick. Panties — a daring choice — are tugged down the hips just far enough to call attention to the wet and leaking lips.”
“Yes, if I wear this it’ll look as if I’ve been ravaged in the carriage on the way to the palace! Of course, if my date were a gentlecolt like yourself, nopony would actually accuse you... or would they?”
“Yes, it may be a bit avant-garde. Your majestic cock certainly enjoys the thought of ruining me as we clatter through the streets, but I see what you mean. The Gala has always been a staid affair... perhaps you’d prefer to see me in this instead?”
"Here comes Swift Satin, our second lovely model, walking the runway wearing a divine assemblage I call ‘Arcane Mistress.’ Simple, yet elegant: a frilly white blouse coupled with a thin pencil skirt. A long slit up the side gives a good view of my hind legs and other, erm, “assets.” A dark stripe in my mane, and of course, my trademark red glasses, to give a bit of the ‘naughty librarian’ look."
“Yes, Twilight was my inspiration, how clever of you to see it. One doesn’t wish to overshadow one’s friend, of course, but there’s no harm in suggesting a resemblance to such a gorgeous mare, is there?”
“Mmm, that’s the one, certainly. My, you’ve gone simply rigid in my depths! Oh, there won’t be a dry sheath in the house, once the Arcane Mistress makes her firecracker of an entrance!
*plap* *squish*
“I fear all of this fashion has got me quite worked up. You don’t mind if I climax upon you, do you? Oh, you are a dear. Twilight will hear of your helpfulness, I assure you.”
“Now I’ll simply... work my hips... oh, fuck me, you human brute! Slap my flank! Yes, I’m talking to you! Slap it! Harder! Pull my tail! Grab my horn! Aaannnggghhh!”
*squirt!* *huff* *pant*
“Ah, delightful. I do wonder how Twilight manages to keep control, with this beast at her disposal. Perhaps she indulges once in a while, eh? Behind closed doors, the coy Princess and her servant from another world? Oh, I’d never judge, one sees all sorts of couples in my business, but just imagine the delicious scandal — an alicorn who loves a human! Wahaha!”
“Oh, I tease, but you’ve been so helpful. I’d love to do something special for you in return.”
“Yes, I could sew you some clothes, good sir, but I’m thinking of something else, something that’s just a bit naughty...”
“Weeell, I was simply wondering what sort of chastity spell Twilight has placed on that splendid prong of yours. Mistress Moonbeam’s Stallion Tamer, no doubt? Pish posh, I learned to dispell that one when I was in high school.”
“What I’m suggesting is, how’d you like to cum, right into the moist and eager mouth of Rarity herself? A nice, strong, orgasm for you, a delicious luncheon of exotic sperm for me. I’ll cast the spell again before you leave, and Twilight won’t notice a thing. A virile male like yourself can surely come erect whenever he is needed.”
“Why? Because I’m the Element of Generosity, darling. And I’ll tell you a secret besides... I simply adore evading Twilight’s silly rules and restrictions! Every year, she sends me one of those dreadful letters asking me to pay ‘taxes,’ or some such rot — I toss it right into the bin! Wahahah!”
“Ah, wonderful. Ours shall be an afternoon affair of hidden passion and wondrous lust! Hrm... let’s see, now...”
*shimmer* *shimmer*
“Oh, pony balls!”
“Forgive my Prench, dear, but this isn’t Mistress Moonbeam’s old chestnut at all. I’m afraid Twilight’s invented an entirely new branch of chastity magic, just for you. Quite unbreakable, I fear. So sorry to get your hopes up.”
“Yes, it is a bit of bore. Still, I’ve got you for the afternoon, n’est pas? There’s no sense in letting this wondrous womb-tickler go to waste.”
“Swift Satin, Pristine Step, come hither! I’ve decided to give you a bonus today. I wish to make a study of how my outfits stand up to some truly heavy use.”
“Of course, Ms. Rarity.” *wink*
“Oooh, it will be my pleasure.” *wink* *drip*
“Ah, here we are. Attractive mares, aren’t they? Tails up, girls! No hole left unplumbed, I say, wahahah!”
“Baby, come here. I need to think.”
“Don’t be like that, you can put it in my pussy. We’re in private.”
*slurp* *wink*
“Mmmf. You can cum in a little bit. I just need your help with one more decision. Ahhh... gentle strokes, just like that.”
“Wow, you’re bigger than normal. Rarity must have really teased you! I’ll bet she even tried to break my spell... hehehe, that greedy little slut. It’s just too bad for her that you are all mine.”
“Eh? Oh, it’s just this dumb letter from the House of Nobles. They passed a resolution, it’s nothing really. Ugh, I hate them...”
*sniffle*
“I-I’m not crying!”
“Oh... I suppose I am crying. Th-thank you, it feels nice to be in your arms. You can... you can go a little harder, if you like.”
*plap* *plap*
“Really? I can’t believe you’re OK with listening while I unload all of my dumb princess problems. I-It’s so silly, the nobles want me to marry some prince from Saddle Arabia, and... a-and produce an heir within a year. Ha... hahaha! Can you imagine, me, m-married to a stallion I’ve never even met?”
“I know, right? Celestia never had to deal with this! But ever since Cadance pumped out Flurry Heart, my wonderful niece who I love and cherish, it’s like giving birth is the trendy thing for Princesses to do! As if I’m not a real ruler, but simply an incubator for alicorn foals!
“Of course you don’t think of me that way, I’m talking about the nobles. I hate how they all look down their muzzles at me, just because I wasn’t born into royalty. I wish there was some way I could get back at them...”
*plap* *plap!* *plap!*
“Oh, wow! Erm...”
“B-baby, stop me if this sounds crazy, but what if we... what if we made a mistake?”
“Such as, what if I lifted your chastity spell while you’re still inside me? I always lift your spell in the evenings, right? Yes, except for that one time, and I’m very sorry about that one time.”
“What if I forgot to be careful, just for one night? I’ve had such a hectic day, I didn’t have time to take my potion this morning, and you’re definitely randier than usual. If I were to lift the spell right now, perhaps you’d be so horny that you’d misjudge the timing. Maybe you wouldn’t pull out in time. And then...”
“N-no, I’m not serious, but... wouldn’t it solve so many problems if it just happened by accident?”
“Because I wouldn’t have to plan it, baby. I wouldn’t have to make a decision, or think about it, or worry what if, or make a million contingencies as if it’s a matter of war and peace. It would just happen naturally, the way it’s supposed to, when a mare loves a stallion.”
“O-of course I love you! Have I not said it before?”
“Oh. Well... I’ve thought it. A lot. Please, humour me for a moment. Just imagine that you and I made a little mistake tonight. I’d have to announce you as my consort, right? If I was carrying your foal? No matter what the nobles say, no matter the fallout, I’d have to overcome my fears and do what was best for the little life we’d created.”
“Yeah! How dare these high born idiots try to run my personal life? Thank you, baby, this has been really helpful. Your thinking cock really is the best.”
“Oh, my decision? Very well, you’ll be the first to know. I’ll give those nobles their heir, but it’ll be from the stallion of my choosing.”
“No, I’m not worried at all. Cadance will back us once she sees our love is true. Even if I have to pull Celestia and Luna out of retirement, I know we’ll win this one.”
“OK, baby? Thanks for your patience. I’m done thinking, and I’m lifting your spell.”
*sparkle* *sparkle*
*throb* *throb* *Throb.*
“Aaah, that feels nice. I’m only going to say this once, so pay attention. This is a royal command from your Princess:”
“Make me pregnant~”
Author's Note
The style of this tale was inspired by Mares Saying Sexy things by lewd.
