Luna sat in a bunker, dust raining down on her on occasion as she sat at a table. She was mostly naked save for a loin cloth, which best described mostly everyone sitting around her. Everyone including Twilight, Cadence and Shining Armor. All them were covered in dirt and a few scratches. The bunker had a few lanterns on, a few screens showing radar and some papers scattered among a few tables that went around the circular room. A few royal guard could be seen talking to each other through magical objects while others simply wrote down information the best they could with hoof writing utensils.

Twilight was the first to speak, trying to ignore the fact that her brother was currently in nothing but a pair of torn boxer shorts. The only one not wearing a loin cloth at the very least. She stared at everyone looking grim at the moment, perhaps contemplating just how things had gone so wrong.

"Look, this is no ones fault. I am just going to say that right off the bat. There is no way any of us could have possibly seen this coming."

Outside Discord could be heard shouting. "You call that a psionic blast? Ha, my grandma could shoot better than you!"

Luna ran her hands through her ragged looking hair and groaned. "Twilight, this is very much my fault. I am the one that started all this. Whether on accident or not, it doesn't change the crazy thing that just happened."

Cadence sighed and reached a hand out, placing it reassuringly on Luna's shoulder. "Don't worry, I dreamed of a day when everyone could be so sex positive. If it weren't going to be you than it would be me. I mean, its been several months. They managed to start a whole large village and got so many to join in such a short amount of time. Its amazing that things went the way that they did. Most of us figured eventually they would get over this craze and go home."

Shining chuckled. "She's not kidding. I'd say everything was going well. We just got dealt a bad hand recently is all."

Twilight nodded towards her brother then covered her eyes. "Er, exactly!" She turned to look back at Luna. "This was well beyond anything we could have imagined. I mean..."

She looked up and then back down at Luna. "How were we supposed to know all this sex would birth a crazy creature of pure chaos?"

"You call that a Smite? That tickled!" Came a thunderous roar from above.

"And..." Twilight leaned back in her chair with her arms folded. "It sounds like Discord is handling him just fine."

Luna sighed. "Thank goodness Fluttershy was there to ask him to help us. If she wasn't one of the heads of the sex cult, this could have gone much differently."

She rolled her eyes. "More than I can say for my sister." She pointed towards the corner where Celestia was laid on on a bed, cum soaking her naked body as she stared on with a goofy expression. "She had to pick today of all days to go into a sex induced coma. I swear, I don't know when I suddenly became the responsible one!"

Twilight was doing her best to ignore her cum soaked teacher, wondering how much Cider is going to take to forget this image of her. "You see, we got this. We just need to stay positive. I am sure that with proper planning and determination, we will come out of this stronger than before. You'll see!"

The four nodded, still looking slightly unsure but starting to feel at least a bit more confident as the earth shuddered once more.

"Hah, and you call yourself Chaos. Please, no imagination is all I can say about you. You open up a portal and all you bring out is a Two Headed bird. Such a disappointment!" Could be heard above as the sound of rumbling began once again.

Author's Note

Don't worry, I am sure this story will have a happy ending... Eventually.
Also to the idea of Celestia not getting statue for being seen as too motherly to be a sex goddess, that is a fun idea that I may to a bonus chapter about later.