My entry for Shakespearicles' Hearts and Hooves Day Contest.

Shining Armor is a dork who doesn't always think logically. When Cadance asks him what he wants to do most for their anniversary/Hearts and Hooves day, he tells her he wants to make sweet sweet incest with her. She incests him.

Contains: Attempts at humor, sex, incest, spit, magic, spike.

Special thanks to my friends for editing and prereading. Especially tailsopony, your editing helped a lot.

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