A Nightmare In Equestria

My little pony, my little pony, ah, ah, ah, ah, aaahh I hummed, sitting at my computer like I had done for so many years.

I knew I needed to change my habits; to get out more and do something productive rather than sit at the computer all day typing stories for FimFiction, but it's hard to break a habit you know?

Especially one that's just so much fun.

But we're getting off topic now.

You know what, nevermind.  All that stuff is boring, and who even cares what I do with my life?

Let's skip ahead...

Let's see...

Went to the library...

Crossed the street..

Ah, that's right!

I got hit by a car.

Yep.

Fun way to start the day in a new world, right?

Don't ask me how I managed to end up in Equestria just by being hit by a car, because I don't know; and Pinkie had no clue either.

Where were we...

Ah, yes.

Ponyville, Equestria...

What the hell just happened?

I couldn't remember.

But I could see.

And oh what I saw...

Lush green grass, check.

Clear blue sky, check.

It all looked so beautiful, so pure, so ...Unhuman.

There was no way I was in Kansas anymore- I mean Florida, but that's besides the point.

I wasn't on earth.

I couldn't be; pollution and war had taken its toll on the environment and...And I don't think the world had ever looked this bright and beautiful.

Okay, so I might be somewhere in the world.

Either that or a coma.

Animals.

So many rabbits and birds that looked like the ones you learn about in preschool.

You know, "'B' is for bird!  'R' is for rabbit!" and all that crap.

...

I'm sorry, let me just...Let me just take a break.

My mind has been hell and...

And I just need a break, alright?

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...

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Alright, let's skip ahead to the part you're all waiting for: Ponyville.

Yes, there, I said it.

Now shut the fuck up and let me continue.

I don't know why every single person who has ever pushed themselves into a FimFic has ended up in or just outside of Ponyville.

Okay, scratch that; I do know.

I was just incredibly surprised that I was standing right outside Ponyville.

Like a neat little story where the character comes to his first conflict, right?

It almost got me killed.

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