Spike Mindfucks His Friends

by Nightprincessluna

Chapter 1: Rainbow Dash

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Spike was lying on his bed, flicking through the latest issue of his favorite comic book. It took a while to be translated over from Japone, but each week it was the highlight of his day to go down and get the next issue, flicking through the pages with a gleeful expression on his face.

His emerald green eyes drank in every detail of the skilful penwork that etched out the details of the best hero to ever be put to print, Stardust Ponium. The small dragons tail swished gently behind him as he peered over the text, soaking in every word like it was gospel.

Twilight Sparkle hadn’t been doing quite so good since she had accidentally gotten a hole in the side of her head, but thankfully it hadn’t reached her brain so it was far from fatal and the sort of thing that he had managed to patch up with a generous helping of duct tape and good will.

She was almost back to normal if you chose to ignore the severe loss in mental function and the fact that the purple unicorn’s favorite pastimes now included staring blankly at walls and listening to the birds tweet from outside. People who liked to listen to tweets normally found themselves severely lacking in mental function anyway, so it didn’t make all that much of a difference.

Getting medical help was out of the question due to the fact that he may or may not have decided to insert his private parts into her gray matter. Honestly he didn’t know what had overcome him, but at the time he had thought it would be funny. It was nowhere near as funny as he had originally thought it was going to be, and had instead only made the problem of severe mental trauma slightly more severe.

Thankfully, Twilight Sparkle had Spike look after her. Spike was a man, he had passed his 18th birthday, and this was a problem that he had caused, so it was a problem that he had to solve.

There was a severe lack of people in the world prepared to take accountability for their actions, but if he wanted to be like his heroes, then this was the right thing to do. Twilight Sparkle wasn’t completely useless, she could still care for herself, but unfortunately she wasn’t really Celestia’s star pupil any more.

Spike didn’t really get how it was that she could still properly format letters, but he was distracted from such thoughts by a sudden knock at the door from downstairs, painfully pulling him away from reading his comic book, just as Stardust Ponium was about to destroy everything in his path.

A sigh rolled from his lips, the purple dragon plopping down from off of his bed. His room was set into a grand treehouse that also served as the town’s library. Why they had chosen to build it into a tree even he couldn’t give a concrete response on, but that was how things were.

Scaling down the wooden steps, Spike felt the green spines that ran up his back almost stand on end. Twilight was vacantly staring at a book dedicated to the process of dump selling penny stocks, a large patch of tape covering the side of her head.

It was obvious that she had suffered some kind of severe head injury that would likely be blamed on him.

So who could be at the door, and how much of a threat did they pose to him? He couldn’t be sure until he opened the door, but suddenly the purple dragon felt butterflies flutter within his stomach, the only thing stopping them from bursting forth being the light green patch of skin that covered and protected the front of his body.

Oh how the small dragon wished that he could be as brave as the heroes in his comics. He felt like he was about to pass out, but Twilight leapt up excitedly, wobbling about briefly like a spinning top, before trotting over to the door and excitedly pulling it open.

The pony on the other side of the door was an example of perfect equine fitness, every inch of her baby blue body having lithe but powerful muscles woven beneath it. Her eyes were a deep shade of rich, light purple, bordering on amethyst.

Twilight Sparkle’s own purple eyes scanned vacantly over the figure of this pony, starting at her hooves, then moving up to her rainbow mane, silently working through every detail. After a few seconds of simply staring at the rainbow mane of the pony, which looked far too vibrant to be real, she finally found her words.

“Rainbow!” She declared brightly. Spike kept moving down the stairs, not sure if she had been talking about the colour of the pony’s mane or the fact that her name was Rainbow Dash, star athlete of the Wonderbolts, which was Equestria’s top ariel flying force.

“Twilight! I just came to stop by and bring you some soup. I know you get wrapped up in your studies, but you still need to eat!”

Her voice was a weird stitched together tone of high pitched, feminine tones and lower, more base tones and horse tones.

Spike was already panicking. If Rainbow Dash started to ask questions it wouldn’t be long at all before she figured out that something was wrong. Her light purple eyes seemed to be digging into the roots of Twilight’s mind even as the seconds ticked by.

“So what you been up to Twilight?” She asked, seeming to pose it as more of an accusation then an actual question.
Twilight spent a few seconds drooling mindlessly and attempting to think of a response,
“I’ve been reading the books!” She finally declared.

Rainbow Dash furrowed her brow, seeming to dig deep into some unknown facet of her mind, rooting through every detail of her friend and figuring out what was off about her. The game was up and Spike began to feel extremely panicked about the whole situation.

Making his way to the door, he attempted to distract Rainbow Dash with small talk.
“Hey Rainbow! Did you see the latest issue of Star Ponium: Stardust Gallopers?”

Rainbow Dash's head snapped back to her as she forced her way into the room, slithering her feminine blue frame around the doorway like she was some undiscovered species of snake.
“No I didn’t manage to pick it up yet, is it any good?” Her attention snapped back to Twilight and Spike felt a lump starting to form in his throat.

Rainbow Stepped forward and brushed Twilight’s mane out of the way, showing the large patch of Flex Tape that had been used to patch up the hole.
“Wow! I didn’t know you had fashion sense like that Twilight. I love Flex Tape’s extensive range of adhesive products that work even when wet!”

Spike was dumbfounded. In fact, he was more than dumbfounded, he was dumb-unfounded. What was happening right now? The little dragon shuffled nervously from foot to foot and clasped his claws together.

He might have been eighteen years old now, but that still hadn’t prepared him for even half the things that happened in adult life. “Yeah, did you know that they use them up in the weather factory for patching up leaks? They hold really good, but I shouldn’t be surprised, you were always incredibly bright.”

Twilight simply stared at him, a string of drool slowly forming in the corner of her mouth as she dug her way through her words and translated them into something her brain could make sense of.
“The Flex Tape makes my head not hurt so bad.” She droned.
“That’s the spirit Twilight. Most of life’s problems can be solved with a roll of adhesive tape and a bit of wishful thinking, so what have you been reading Spike! Tell me all about this week’s villain, what card did they get?”

Spike waved Rainbow Dash over to one of the cushions that Twilight normally used for seating guests on, taking a seat just across from her as he tried to logically and rationally think his way out of this incredibly illogical and stupid situation that he had somehow found himself in.

“Ah, their card is the Queen of Hearts, and their Suit is called ‘Red Queen’ Like from Alice in Wonderland, it can instantly decapitate anyone that fails its test, which comes in the form of a needlessly complex riddle, and then when they finally beat that it-”
“Ah! Don’t spoil me Spike, I want to read it for myself. Could I maybe borrow it once you’re done with it?” She asked, only the slightest hint of sheepishness in her voice. Rainbow Dash was as cool as a cucumber, although cucumbers weren’t actually as cool as people thought, if you took them out of the fridge they got warm and then turned to mush.

So, Rainbow Dash was closer to the coolness of Star Ponium! The unstoppable hero. And, somehow, Spike had to prevent her from realizing that things weren’t as they seemed. If they ever ended up getting into a fight, it would be over in an instant.

Rainbow Dash glanced over to Twilight, who was currently frowning deeply and furrowing her brow towards a book titled ‘The idiots guide to making lists’
“I think there’s something off with Twilight.” She whispered softly.
“Yeah, she had too many long nights in a row and it’s kind of messed with her head a little. She’s been acting like this, but she insists she’s fine,” Spike skillfully lied, although not with as much confidence as he would have liked.

Rainbow Dash blue her rainbow mane out of her eye and focused intently on the little dragon for a few moments, then shook her head and gave a soft laugh, “I knew all those late nights would catch up with her sooner or later. You kept telling her that coffee couldn’t keep her going forever, but she didn’t listen, did she?”

Spike simply gave a soft smile and tried to ignore the fact that Twilight was currently reading the book upside down, as if the act of flipping the text the wrong way around would somehow offer her some new insight that she would otherwise have missed out on, studying the text from every angle as her tail two tone purple and pink tail flicked behind her.

“Say, I have the comic upstairs at the moment if you’d like to come and read it with me? I know you came to see Twilight, but, like… She’s fine and all, just needs a few nights of proper bed rest and she will be back to normal and right as rain.”

Rainbow Dash chuckled softly, looking at Twilight, then furrowing her brow deeply, until Twilight glanced towards her and sheepishly flicked the book up the right way.

“Yeah, that sounds good, but are you sure that she’s going to be OK on her own? She seems really out of it.”

He nodded firmly, in what he hoped was a resolute fashion. Rainbow Dash seemed to buy it, or at least it seemed like she had bought it enough to go through with following Spike upstairs.

The little dragon hopped to his feet and clambered up the stairs in an excited fashion, trying not to have a panic attack that was visible on the outside as he did so.

Even when he got Rainbow Dash to follow him upstairs he wasn’t sure what he was going to do. It was dangerous, and despite the fact that he had scrambled Twilight’s brain, he didn’t see himself as evil. Attacking his friend for no reason at all wasn’t something he would be able to do.

Laying out the comic on his bed, he managed to keep his head together enough to come up with something of a plan, and that plan was to think of a better plan.

The stunning, sky blue mare with the light purple eyes trotted into his open plan bedroom, those eyes focusing instantly on the comic as she flopped down next to it, causing his bed springs to squeak softly in complaint as they suddenly had the weight of a fully grown and incredibly strong mare sprawl out across them.

Every inch of her was perfect, lithe muscles carved out by a lifetime of hard work and effort covering her legs, going up to her body.

On either side was what was no doubt Rainbow’s most prized possession in the whole world, a pair of blue wings with joints so well wrought with muscles that they were likely the strongest wings to have ever existed.

And she was lying on his bed, eyes hungrily devouring the latest issue of a comic book that most mares didn’t even glance twice at, and those that did were the sort that would normally end up insulting him for reading it.

There was the perfect example of feminine beauty laid out across his bed. It made something shift inside him that made him feel incredibly confused. What was he doing with his life? Why was he doing any of this?

The thoughts were quickly brushed away when he realized that this was his chance to do something. Her guard was completely down and he could do whatever he pleased. But, he only had one chance. He had to finish this now if he wanted to finish it, otherwise he was going to be found out for sure.

Giving a soft sigh, he felt his member threatening to spill from out of its sheath, making him blush darkly as he crossed his legs in an attempt to prevent his member from spilling fully to hardness and being spotted.

Rainbow Dash didn’t seem to notice, too buried deep in the world of the comic book. It was perfect, this was his chance. He could do it.

His member grew fully hard, the spines that covered it threatening to dig into any female he dared to sink it into. Diving upon Rainbow, he grabbed her in one instant, pressing his member not to any of her private parts, but rather to her ear.

The soft fuzz and incredible warmth made his member twitch softly, before he firmly forced forward and sank his cock into the tight confines of her ear.

It had soft velvety fuzz that was the first thing to wrap abround his member as he gave a loud moan, arching his back firmly as he aimed to bury himself inside of her before she managed to fully understand the situation.

He felt her ear stretch around his cock, and a loud moan rolled from his lips as Rainbow Dash tried to make sense of the situation. Of course, if she had fully understood what was happening, she could have just smacked a hoof into him and sent him across the room in one movement.

“Spike what the heallrjjk-'' Her words of complaint were cut short by him fully thrusting his hips forward, and all of a sudden his member penetrated through something and he felt her gray matter against the head of his member.

He was more then half way in at this point, feeling his cock press into her gray matter while her hooves kicked and twitched softly against the bed. Spike was at the perfect height to be at ear level if he stood on the side of the bed and bought her head down slightly.

His little claws gripped the side of her head, watching her face twisted in confusion and her body tried to understand the scrambled signals that it was getting from her brain.

He couldn’t hold himself back any longer, and he forced his hips forward firmly, feeling her brain matter grip firmly around the length of his member, so dense that it felt like he was fucking a fleshlight perfectly suited for his cock.

Rainbow Dash was shocked beyond words by this, her eyes flying wide, those eyes that danced the line between pink and purple flying wide and twitching softly, before she suddenly let out a loud, fuddled cry somewhere between pain and pleasure.

He forced himself forward harder, hilting himself inside of her, pressing his stomach against her ear, feeling the soft fuzz twitch softly. Every one of her nerve endings was wildly firing, trying to make sense of what was happening but failing to do so.

Her gray matter was still gripping firmly around his length, it felt hot, perfectly moulded to his cock. He tbegin to hump back and forth roughly, filling the air with the soft rythem of his powerful thrusts.

With each one, he felt a strange pleasure building inside of him, the soft fuzz of her ear felt so good against his stomach, and the tight canel of her ear seemed to clench and roll over his draconic penis, milking the barbs and reacting strongly as they dug into it, making her cry out in pleasure as he quite literally fucked her brains out.

“Splick…. Whahs you happening?” She questioned, before he forced forward again, making her give another cry of pleasure as she rolled her hips against the air, thrusting back against an imaginary cock as if there was a stallion railing into her.

Her snatch was leaking thick droplets of feminine juice, filling the air with the potent scent of her musk. He never figured that he would end up with a girlfriend this good, even if he worked every day for the rest of his life.

So the fact that this squirming mare was currently beneath him, her eyes rolling back as her snatch let out thick drops of lubricant. Tears of pleasure rolled down her cheeks as he ploughed into her.

The tight tunnel that he had drilled into her gray matter was slowly losing that firmness, being reduced to something closer to jelly around his length.

“Spiekk kppelasure you’r… Fuckign...I’m slipeing away,” She drolled, his little claws gripping her head firmly to hold her in place.

With each thrust he could feel more and more of her slowly turning to jelly around his length, those spines making a good job at digging right into every inch of her gray matter, and the blue pegasus slut seemed to be loving it, eyes rolling back in her head as her whole body was overtaken by convulsions as he finally hit something important.

Spike felt like he was in heaven, and with one mighty final push, it was all too much for him, his claws gripped even firmer onto her soft blue flesh and he howled in pleasure as his member twitched softly, before it begin to paint the inside of her head in thick strings of his potent dragon seed, splattering all over her gray matter with enough force that some of it leaked out of her other ear.

And the pegasus certainly seemed to be enjoy it as well, her whole body starting to thrash about wildly as she squirted her feminine juices all over the bed like she was attempting to do her best impression of a water fountain.

Once the waves of pleasure had finished rolling through him, he let out a soft sigh and slowly eased his dick from back out of her head. A soft squelch followed and his dick got wedged in her ear, but with a powerful pull of his hips and a noise like pulling the cork out of a wine bottle, his dick slipped free.

A pink slurry of cum and other things followed softly after, dribbling down the side of her head as she stared at him with a vacant expression, the kind of expression someone would have if you buried your member inside of their ear and ploughed all their brains out.

“Cooo?” Rainbow Dash tested, tilting her head as she climbed from the bed and begin to slowly trot around his bedroom, strutting about as if she was a bird.

Spike had no idea why she was acting like a bird, but he didn’t really care. A deep sense of satisfaction slowly filled him up as he sprawled out on his bed, every inch of his body weighed down with the buttery feeling of satisfaction.

Holding the comic above his head, he begin to slowly flick his way through the pages, picking up where he left off.

Rainbow Dash was slowly strutting around the bedroom, pecking at the floor as if she had lost all sense. He wasn’t going to get any reading done like this, so he set the comic back down and sighed softly.

“Hey Rainbow, why don’t you chill out for a bit, come sit over by me and take a load off.”

Rainbow Dash moved over to the side of his bed and pecked around it, mashing her face into the floor like she was doing her best impression of a chicken. It might have been some kind of clever ploy, but he really didn’t care at this point.

His entire body felt like it was made out of butter and after his orgasm he was feeling fairly sleepy. Placing the comic down across from his bed, he gently closed his eyes and felt sleep claim him.

A short nap wouldn’t do him any harm.

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