For the citizens of the United Crystal Empire, there are few things more important than sex. Of course, the sheer amount of excess produced by this activity requires a great deal of infrastructure in order to prevent catastrophic flooding. It just so happens that this comes to a head one year in the approach to Hearts and Hooves Day, the busiest and raunchiest of holidays, when the filtration system is reaching a critical tipping point. To let the situation continue unabated would invite disaster.

And so, Empress Decadence, the most productive of all ponies in the Empire, takes it upon herself not to orgasm until the problem can be resolved.

Surely nothing could go wrong with this approach.

Contains the following: anthro, hyper (breasts, butt, cock, balls), intersex, discussion of sex, nonsensical autonomous inflation, implied nonlethal bursting, cum (like, a lot of it), worldbuilding, and angst.

Cover art by Mr.Pink and myself. (DB ID 2177021)

Further Decaverse reading:
You Gotta Work for It