The Perfect Boy Does Not Exist

by Pinkiemlp97

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Alternate Universe, Equestria Girls, Spike (EqG), Mystery, Human, Main 7 (EqG)
Length: 4196

What happens when some kids arrive at Canterlot High and have the mane six in their sights?

When Twilight and the girls meet six new male students who just arrived at Canterlot high, and one by one fall in love with them, what will happen? Will Spike be able to save his friends? Or will this day be just perfect for the boys?

Published 2024-02-15 22:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-03-01 03:10:36 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a weekday, the Canterlot girls were sitting in the cafeteria after finishing their second day of classes.

“Seriously, that class is the worst.” Rainbow Dash complained, laying her head on the table.

“Come on, it's not that bad,” Twilight said.

“Twi, you are an Einstein in calculations,” Rainbow said.

Twilight didn't know whether to be offended or flattered by that comment.

“Girls, I was thinking, we can go somewhere after school,” suggested Pinkie Pie.

“A break from class doesn't sound bad,” Rainbow said as she moved her arms behind her head.

"Let's go to a party!!" Pinkie Pie said excitedly.

“Pinkie, it's a school week, we can't afford to drink and feel bad the next day,” twilitgh claimed.

“Oww, Sunset would agree,” said Pinkie, a little discouraged.

“I'm not really sure about that,” said Fluttershy.

“By the way, when is she coming back?” Applejack asked.

“I don't know, she told me she wanted to visit her world, but she didn't say how many days she would be there” Twilight answered.

“Mmm… it feels different without her” Pinkie Pie said.

“Yes” they all said in unison.

“Returning to the topic of the exit” Rarity spoke to change the topic. “Lyra and Bon Bon told me about a movie they went to
see at the Cinema” Rarity said.

“Cinema sounds better,” Applejack said.

“I think it's better than a party,” said Fluttershy.

“It's not a party, but it will be exciting,” Pinkie said with a smile.

“As long as it's action, everything is fine,” said Rainbow.

They all turned around looking at the girl with glasses hoping that, of her opinion, Twilight raised an eyebrow at her gaze then sighed and said "I don't think we'll feel bad about a movie."

"That!"

“Yei!”

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash celebrated.

Once classes were over, everyone headed to the mall. While Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy headed to the food court to buy some popcorn. Rarity, Applejack and Twilight went to buy the tickets

“Pinkie Pie, don't you go a little overboard with the candy?” Fluttershy said looking at the amount of things she carried in both arms.

"Don't worry, Fluttershy, this will be over in the blink of an eye," Pinkie answered simply.

“I can help with that,” Rainbow said with a tray of refreshments in her hand.

The three saw how their friends were already paying for the tickets so they decided to approach them.

"And Rarity... what's the name of the action movie we're going to see?" Rainbow asked

Applejack laughed at the comment and tried to hide it, Rainbow raised an eyebrow at that, then looked at Twilight who avoided her gaze.

“Well… I never said it was action”

“Then what is it?” she said confused

The movie turned out to be a romance and each of the girls had a different expression. Pinkie Pie was more focused on eating her candy but from time to time she watched the movie, Fluttershy was totally into the movie and sometimes even seemed to shed some tears, Rainbow Dash had an annoyed expression but did her best not to criticize the cheesy moments that they showed, Twilight was analyzing everything that was happening, Applejack was tolerant but a little disinterested in what was happening and finally Rarity was with a handkerchief in her hand drying a tear.

After the movie ended...

“Oh my God, I don't know how I could stand all that!” Rainbow Dash complained but relieved to get out.

“It was very nice,” said Fluttershy.

“Yes… he protagonist was so charming,” Rarity spoke. “I would say he is the perfect boy,” she said excitedly.

“I don't think anyone like that exists,” Twilight declared.

“I agree,” Applejack said, crossing her arms.

“Don't be pessimistic,” Rarity complained, turning her back on them.

“Maybe Rarity is right,” Fluttershy said. “Maybe if she exists,” she finished, surprising the girls.

They all turned to look at Fluttershy, a little incredulous at what she said. When she realized that the girls were looking at her, she hid behind Rainbow Dash.

“Oh Darling, that flatters me,” Rarity said with a hand on her heart.

“Eh, you're welcome, I guess,” Fluttershy said, looking up, but still behind Rainbow Dash.

“Let's see girls, if you dreamed of an ideal boy, what would he be like?” Rarity asked “Me first. "He It would be tall, elegant and detailed" she finished saying, extending her arms as a sign for them to continue.

“Oh! Oh! “I want to continue,” Pinkie Pie said excitedly. “He will have to like parties, baking and being charismatic.”

Pinkie Pie and Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash.

She just looked at them, she wasn't going to answer, but she was getting tired of them looking at her like that “well now!! Let me see… he would have to like sports, be loyal and amazing, not as much as I” she said, crossing her arms egocentrically.

Rainbow looked back where Fluttershy was waiting for her to give an answer.

"Well... if there was someone like that... I'm not saying I'm looking for one... eh... umm... he would be kind, funny and would have to like animals like me" Fluttershy said, hiding his already blushing face behind her hair.

Rarity approached Applejack putting her hands behind her back and looked at her.

“Rarity does not exist…” she was going to continue, but then she saw Rarity's eyes and sighed defeated “…that it exists, it exists, but it is not perfect” then she put a finger on her chin “since everyone has answered… the main thing, He has to be honest with me, that he likes to dance to those country songs that I like and attentive”

Rarity nodded in thanks for answering, Applejack rolled her eyes, but with a smile.

Just like they did in the cafeteria, everyone looked at Twilight waiting for her answer.

And Twi? Rarity asked.

"Girls, it's-" Twilight was going to object.

"Come on Einstein, let's all describe a boy," Rainbow said, interrupting her, "it's your turn."

“Seriously Dash, I still don't know how to feel about that nickname.”

“¡What does the nickname matter!, we are waiting for you twilight” Pinkie Pie said jumping up and down.

“Look, I answered,” Dash said, pointing to herself. “and even the cowgirl did it too,” she said, pointing her thumb at Applejack.

“Well, in the hypothetical case…” Twilight began, pausing with her hand, “He would be… mmm… brilliant, creative and methodical.

The girls just nodded at the answer.

“Sounds very… you,” Rainbow Dash mocked.

“Ahh,” was the only thing he said Twilight. “Okay, we already talked a lot about boys, how about we go now?” she suggested

“If we should leave now, I'm sure Grandma Smith will call me any minute,” Applejack said.

After the girls left the movie theater to head to their respective homes, they didn't realize that a black-haired boy heard their conversation and smiled maliciously.

Sparkle Family House

“I'm here,” Twilight said as he closed the front door.

“Hello Twilight, until you arrived” Greeted Spike who came running on all fours.

“Mom and dad aren't here yet?”

“Looks like they'll be a little late because of work.,” Spike replied. “By the way, where were you?”

“Rarity came up with the idea of going to the movies after school,” Twilight explained.

“Could have gone with you”

“You know dogs aren't allowed,” Twilight said, raising an eyebrow as if it were the most obvious thing.

“I could hide in your backpack,” Spike suggested.

“Maybe next time”

Twilight bent down to pick up Spike and headed to her room.

“What movie did you watch?” Spike asked.

"One of romance, Rainbow Dash was exploding when she discovered the movie Rarity chose" Twilight said as she left Spike on his bed.

“Hahaha I would have liked to see that”

“It's not good to laugh at others behind their backs,” he said as he went to his closet in search of his pajamas.

"It was just a joke"

Twilight went into the bathroom to change, once she was changed she headed to her bed.

“Perfect guy,” Twilight said with a hint of sarcasm.

"What did you say?

“Nothing, just that after the movie ended, Rarity started talking about how he would be a perfect boy.”

“And you don't believe in that?”

"Until I see it, I don't believe it, and psychology says so." He said, raising a finger. "Well, let's stop talking about it, it's already late and there are classes tomorrow," he said, moving the sheets to cover himself.

“Twilight is still early,” Spike said, looking at the clock on the cabinet.

"Not for me"

After that she went to bed and turned off the light, Spike had no choice but to get comfortable.

It was already the next day of class, the girls were already in their classrooms paying attention. (others not so much) to what their teacher was saying, while this was happening on the outskirts of Canterlot High a group of boys were getting off a bus.

“We're here,” said a boy with brown hair. “Welcome to Canterlot High.”

Author's Note

same as always, I use a translator so some things may not translate well (tell me any errors you find)

It is the first fanfiction that will be a series of chapters

this fanfic is a gift for an follower

a question... do you think I portray the personalities of the mane six well?

Chapter 2

Another day of classes, the girls were divided. On some occasions they had extra classes like workshops. Rainbow Dash had sports classes, Pinkie Pie had baking, Applejack had carpentry.

As for the last three, they were free, they only stayed to wait for their friends to finish their classes. Twilight went to the library, Fluttershy was on her way to cheer up Rainbow, and Rarity was in the locker hallways looking at herself in the mirror applying lipstick.

Rarity already finished her beauty session, she closed her locker, but when she took a step she fell to the ground, she raised her head to know the reason.

“snips and snails!!” Rarity shouted from the ground.

"Ups, I'm sorry"

“Trixie asked us for something.”

The two continued on their way.

“Idiots,” Rarity complained quietly, still on the ground.

A person passing by in the hallway approached her.

“Miss, let me help you,” said an unknown boy, offering his hand.

Rarity accepted her hand to stand up, then brushed off her clothes. “Thank you,” she thanked the boy. She looked at him in more detail and she was surprised at how elegant she looked.

He has green eyes, slightly tanned skin and brown hair with a classic cut, a side part and slightly longer top area. Blue eyes and skin. Her outfit consisted of a white rolled-up sleeve shirt without a tie, and a formal navy blue sleeveless vest that matched her black pants and shoes.

Are you okay miss?

“Yes, thank you once again for earlier. But you don't have to call me miss."

“What do you think my lady?”

“That sounds more charming,” Rarity said sighing as she played with her hair. “Although I wish you would call me that, my name is Rarity.”

“Nice to meet you, my name is Radiant Sapphire,” the boy said as he bowed.

“Even her name sounds charming,” thought the dressmaker. “How come she hasn't seen you here before?”

“I recently came to the city with some friends and we signed up for Canterlot Hight,” Sapphire explained. “As I am new, I was hoping to find someone who could guide me better and luckily I found you, madam.”

“But how flattering you are, it would be a pleasure to take you around the school.”

“Perfect, you go first my lady,” she said, raising a hand as a sign for Rarity to go first.

Fluttershy was on her way to see rainbow dash's training. She is her best friend and she usually sees her often or when she can, but for the most part she is present. This time she took a little while, as she stayed talking to Rarity.

When she was going to turn to enter the court, she saw a boy a little further along the hallway, he was kneeling on the floor looking for something in his backpack. In a way that caught her attention, but she didn't know whether to come and see or not, since it's none of her business.

He was about to continue on his way, but then he heard the sound of an animal that seemed injured. He did not hesitate to approach.

“Shhh… don't worry, you're fine,” the boy said with a sweet voice.

“Um…excuse me, did I hear a kitten?”

The boy looked at Fluttershy and then around him. "I know that animals are not allowed in, but when I saw him on the street I couldn't see him so alone," he said, holding on to the side so that Fluttershy could see him.

She also knelt down to see it in more detail. “Ohh… he's so small, I'd say he's about two months old,” she said, shocked, seeing the kitten.

“I know and it seems that he has a wound on one of his paws,” said the worried boy.

"Let's see?" said Fluttershy, taking the kitten and touching each of his paws carefully, until the cat meowed in pain. “Oh sorry, kitten.”

She started to caress him and then looked at the boy. “It was nice of you not to leave him alone,” she said with a smile.

The boy just smiled back, then they both stood up.

“Do you know any vets to take him to? “I just transferred and I don't know the city”

“I work on one, I could take it and tend to it” Fluttershy suggested.

“Could he go? I want to confirm that this kitten is safe.”

“Okay, but it would be on the way out since now I'm going to see a friend,” she said, returning the cat to the boy.

“Don't worry, I can wait,” said the boy, “or, rather, we can wait,” waving one of the kitten's healthy paws in farewell. That made Fluttershy laugh.

When she was going to start walking she stopped. “You didn't tell me where it is.”

“Oh sorry, look it's here,” she said, taking out a notebook, writing the address and her name.

“Thank you,” she said, taking the paper and reading it. “I'll see you there, Fluttershy.”

“See you around, huh?”

“Whisperin Wind” she introduced herself. “I know, it's very long, but to shorten it just tell me Wind.”

“See you later… um… Wind” she said in a low tone.

Before turning around to enter the court, she got a better look at the boy's appearance.

Wind had a yellow complexion, gray eyes and white hair. His hairstyle was similar to a bowl cut but not as straight, longer and less shaved on the sides. His outfit consisted of a white t-shirt, a light green sweater on his shoulders, jeans and white sneakers.

“I don't take up any more minutes of your time, goodbye Fluttershy” he turned around and left.

Seeing that he was leaving, he decided to enter the field.

While training, Fluttershy expected to find Rainbow making a basket and then brag about how brilliant she was, instead he found her friend who seemed a little upset so he decided to approach her.

Is something wrong dash?

“Nothing, just this guy came in and disrupted training” I answered pointing to a boy on the field.

“Are you going to stop bothering me or are you going to finally pass the ball to me?” She said angrily, to a black-haired boy who was approaching

“You're hard, you know,” the black-haired boy said as he rolled the ball on one finger.

"That?!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"It's new? "I've never seen it before," Fluttershy commented.

“That's how it seems and the first place that comes to mind when you show up on your first day is here,” Rainbow said, crossing her arms.

A few minutes ago

Rainbow Dash was bouncing the ball, she avoided anyone who got in her way, when she was about to reach the basket one of her teammates was about to take the ball from her, she turned around and made the basket.

“I almost stole it from you,” Lyra said.

“You were… like that,” Rainbow said, showing her index fingers and thumb almost touching.

“Next time I'll make it,” she said confidently.

“Where was the ball?”

“Sorry, I was distracted when you made the shot, I didn't realize where it bounced,” Lyra apologized.

The girls looked around until they saw a direction. The ball was near a boy who had not noticed him being there before.

The boy had light green skin, cherry eyes. He has a black high fade ombre hairstyle. His outfit consisted of an almost tight-fitting black T-shirt, with a white sleeveless jacket with the zipper open and the collar raised, black pants and finally some white sneakers.

“Mister muscles, can you give me the ball back?” Rainbow said to the boy

The boy bent down to take the ball, he approached the court, but instead of addressing the girls he passed by, starting to bounce the ball and scoring a basket.

“Not bad, now can you pass it to me?”

Once again he took the ball, he did as he was going to return it to her, he smiled sideways and threw it into the air, when he was falling he took it before Rainbow could take it.

“Very funny pretty boy” Rainbow was already starting to get upset.

“It's not my fault you're not so fast,” the boy finally spoke.

What did you say?!

“uhhh it's coming hard” said one of her classmates

They all knew they couldn't mess with Rainbow Dash's inferiority

Present

“And that happened. He still doesn't want to give it back to me” Rainbow finished telling

“I see,” said Fluttershy.

“And where is the teacher? "Maybe she can... I don't know... make him go away," Fluttershy said, lowering her voice at the suggestion.

“I leave myself in charge of this class” She answered still with his arms crossed, he saw that the boy was going to speak “and now what are you going to say?” said rolling his eyes

"How about this? "If you steal it from me, I'll give it back to you," he suggested.

"Made. In case you don't know, I'm the best here, so it will be difficult for you."

“You didn't just show it”

Rainbow made a face of annoyance. “You caught me off guard, now get ready pretty boy.”

“Okay rainbow girl.”

“My name is Rainbow Dash, don't call me by any other name.”

“I didn't think it was fair that you were the only one calling others by nicknames,” he said with a half smile. “My name is Bolt lightning.”

Rainbow didn't say anything about it because of her presentation, she just prepared herself on the court to take the ball away from him. Lightning walked towards the court and stood in front of her.

“Is anyone going to blow the whistle?” Fluttershy asked, seeing that they were in position, but no one was starting the challenge.

“I'll do it,” Lyra offered. “Ready here we go” he put the whistle in her mouth and blew it.

Pinkie Pie was in the baking workshop making a cake. She felt a little sad because on this occasion the teacher asked to make groups of two, but the class was odd so she was left alone.

She was focused on making the cake that she didn't realize that the teacher was going to the door letting a boy in.

"Are you Pinkie Pie?" asked a boy with green curly hair.

“Yes, who are you, your stranger?” Pinkie said changing her expression to a smile.

“My name is Candy Swirl, they told me you were the one she should partner with.”

Candy had a pink complexion, green curly hair almost similar to her eyes, only they were cyan. Her outfit consisted of a light blue shirt, on top of it a hooded sweatshirt, darker blue than the shirt (the zipper is open), black pants and converse of the same color.

“Ahhh!!” I express excitedly, “I'm always happy to see someone new!”

“Me too,” Candy said with a smile.

“Do you want us to start from scratch with the recipe?” Pinkie asked with a grimace.

“And waste that mixture? Never"

“That's what I thought,” Pinkie said with a smile.

“Then let's continue,” Candy suggested.

Applejack was in her carpentry workshop making something very simple a shelf. He stopped when he saw the teacher enter with a blue-haired boy.

This blue-haired boy had a medium haircut hairstyle. He had blue eyes and a white complexion. He was wearing a cowboy shirt buttoned (except for the two buttons on his collar) and rolled up, brown pants and shoes almost the same color.

“Students, I know that we are half an hour away from the end of the workshop, but I want to introduce you to a new student. Please introduce yourself” the teacher spoke.

“My name is Rough Country, I hope we get along well,” the boy introduced himself, then looked at everyone until he stopped her gaze on Applejack, looking at her flirtatiously.

"Great, another boy who, because he's cute, thinks he'll conquer everyone, including me." Applajack thought rolling his eyes then continued with his work.

Twilight was in the library, she was about to finish reading a book to meet the girls.

“Twilight, when are we going to do something other than just read?” Spike asked, hiding under the table.

“Shhh… they're going to listen to you and you have to put up with it,” he said quietly.

“I thought you would do something else.”

“I don't know how you convinced me to bring you to school,” Twilight said, shaking her head.

“I didn't want to be left behind for another outing,” Spike said. “You could easily carry me everywhere in your backpack.”

“I'm not your slave,” he said, taking his backpack and opening it for Spike to enter. After that he went to the librarian

“Excuse me, do you have the book The Future of the Mind?” twilight asked

“Yes, I have it,” said the librarian.

“Great thing-

“But they already asked for it.”

"That?!

“Shhhhh…” the librarian said with her index finger near her lips.

“Sorry, who asked for it?”

“The boy over there,” she answered, pointing to a boy who was leaning against the wall reading the book.

The boy had a light blue complexion, violet eyes, and magenta hair styled almost emo to the side. He is wearing a long-sleeved gray button-down shirt (but he wears them rolled up a little), white pants like his sneakers.

Twilight approached the boy, he seemed focused on reading so she turned around, but before she started walking, she heard the boy close the book.

“The Future of the Mind, reveals the amazing research being carried out in the best laboratories around the world, all based on the latest advances in neuroscience and physics, including recent experiments in telepathy, mind control…” Said the boy to Twilight who turned to look at him as he spoke.

“Eh… well the mind is an easy place to manipulate, even if some people don't believe it, that's why we have to be on alert in case someone wants to get into your mind.”

“And you would realize that? the boy asked. “If someone knows well what it is and how that perfect form of mental domination is achieved… it would be difficult”

“If you have some resistance to it and preserve our freedom. By clinging to our principles, it would be a possibility to disengage ourselves from the mental domain."

The boy seemed to look at her with a little disbelief at what was said.

“Who knows” was the only thing he answered. He walked towards her handing her the book.

“Weren't you reading it?”

“I had already finished it, I was just giving it a second look,” he explained. “Tell the librarian that Brain Storm returned the book,” he said and then left.

“That was a very strange talk,” Twilight thought. He didn't give it any importance and went to the librarian.

But something told her that it wasn't going to be the last time she would meet Brain Storm.

Author's Note

As always, I use a translator so it is possible that some things are mistranslated

I'm sorry for the delay of the chapter, I was a little busy which prevented me from continuing. Also, unlike other fanfiction I'm working on, when I get ideas I don't write them down in a notebook.

You may have noticed, but I referenced the male versions of Rarity and Applejack. The truth is that I ran out of ideas and I have no other choice.

If you are still wondering about the continuation of "just friends" I am working on it