Poems of Ponyville - Volume Iby dashie76ChaptersChocolate RainThe Skytail Poem ChallengeThis is Nightmare NightA Rhyme of the RoyalsChocolate RainChocolate Rain By dashie76 I do not own the original Chocolate Rain song. This poem is, however sung to the same tune. You can find the original video here: Like I said, I don't own the video, so please don't pull out a copywrite law on me. Chocolate Rain It fell from the pink clouds down to the ground Chocolate Rain Be still, silent, just don't make a sound Chocolate Rain Ponies turning gray in full despair Chocolate Rain A mist of vile evil in the air Chocolate Rain Never again will the pink clouds be white Chocolate Rain Buildings turned to cardboard - what a sight Chocolate Rain Popcorn popping without being hot Chocolate Rain Never again shall peace and calm be sought Chocolate Rain Elements cast forth into the night Chocolate Rain Elements lost to the evil's might Chocolate Rain With Elements gone, immortals start to brawl Chocolate Rain With Elements gone, immortal ponies fall Chocolate Rain Our kingdom has died, Chaos rules it now Chocolate Rain If there's a way to stop this, tell us how Chocolate Rain We'd almost rather die than choose to live Chocolate Rain To stop this hell, O anything we'll give Chocolate Rain Our land has fallen - all things randomized Chocolate Rain Its final days put down in this reprise Chocolate Rain It fell from the pink clouds down to the ground Chocolate Rain Be still, silent just don't make a- Chocolate Rain It brought my power straight down to the ground Chocolate Rain If you wish to live, don't make a sound Chocolate Rain Everyone is gray in full despair Chocolate Rain A beautiful mist of random in the air Chocolate Rain I got free, and on that very night Chocolate Rain Everything I changed - O, what a sight Chocolate Rain Who says popcorn must be hot to pop Chocolate Rain Peace and calm shall never again be sought Chocolate Rain Foolish Elements cast off into the night Chocolate Rain Obviously, they lost to my great might Chocolate Rain With them out of my way, I start to brawl Chocolate Rain Finally, the royal sisters fall Chocolate Rain The kingdom they once knew left, take a bow Chocolate Rain Cower before my might, I rule - and how Chocolate Rain They say they'd rather die than choose to live Chocolate Rain To stop me, anything they say they'll give Chocolate Rain No matter what I get, I'll randomize Chocolate Rain The land whose days they wrote in this reprise Chocolate Rain It fell from the pink clouds down to the ground Chocolate Rain Be still, silent, just don't make a sound. The Skytail Poem ChallengeThe Skytail Poem Challenge By dashie76 So this poem actually has a bit of backstory. This chapter used to be a message saying for my readers to send me ideas to write my next poem about. Skytail (he's on FIMFiction, check him out!) private messaged me and giving me an..."idea"...to write about. Here were the requirements: "it must be 500 words long. the poem most be in a A B A B C D C D rhyme scheme. you have to work the word 'shalldelic baby' at least three times, and you must work in a joke from the show from Gravity falls. (extra credit: this is optinal but you get extra *fake* points if you can put at least 20 diffrent bird names with 3 of them being pokemon." The poem below is the result. I don't think that it is my best work, but it at least proves that I can rhyme just about anything. Keep sending me ideas! Once upon a time, in the ponyville school A shalldelic baby was falling asleep The baby’s name? Scoot A. Loo The baby’s talent? Riding through the street On an orange-blue scooter fashioned from wood She loved that scooter - It consumed all her thought She rode through the town and saw it was good From Caramel’s mother Syrup it was bought She didn’t like school, “I think it’s a waste Of time and focus!” She always did say Her young baby mind wandered through space Dreaming of gumdrops and candy all day She had two friends very close to her heart Their group of three were all blank flanks On dangerous missions the three would embark Through forests and valleys and landfills that ranked All of their efforts had one common goal: Finding their special talent and meaning Knowing what they could contribute to life’s bowl Once each task was done, and with faces beaming All three looked down to check out and see But all times were the same - All flanks remained bare But they knew that someday, on life’s lands and seas They’d earn their marks and all ponies would stare And gawk at how amazing they were These three filly’s marks were astounding to all Marks of pure awesome and coolness for sure Stallions all over would ask for a ball But those days were a long time away, for now The shalldelic baby was just worried with tests Even though every class, Spoon would take a bow For always having done the best on the test So now, dear reader, you see with your eye That Scoot A. Loo’s life is busy and big And you can sympathize when she did defy Her parents orders to join a bird gig It took away one whole day in her week Twenty-four precious hours without her scooter Bird watching was for the meek and the weak If mom said to do this, she’d just have to boot ‘er But seeing as how mom was twelve foot two The shalldelic baby decided to wing it And hope that the watch she could make it through She said “Do your worst! Cause all hell! Bring it!” Because it was cold and she had the chills She listened to other conversations - she heard Spoon saying something ‘bout restaurants and bills But Scoot didn’t care care - she was staring at birds She saw blue jays and red jays and ospreys and eagles Scarlet Ibis, humming birds and toucans Mockingbirds that copied you - Is that legal? Hawks and sparrows with clawlike hands She saw pidgeys and swallows and crow loop de loops She saw wingulls and pelippers, woodpeckers, pidgeots Flamingoes and kiwis and doves that did swoop And much more - she truly did see a lot But the strangest thing was, it was kind of fun Which didn’t make sense, but even still She liked to watch the birds play in the sun She watched until her eyes got their fill But then she had to say her goodbyes The end of the day came, and this she did hate But now she is a little more wise And knows things don’t have to be cool to be great This is Nightmare NightThis is Nightmare Night By dashie76 Sung to the tune of "This is Halloween" I do not own the film "The Nightmare before Christmas," nor do I own any of the songs therein. This is purely a fan made work. Fillies and colts from everywhere, Wouldn't you like to have a good scare? Follow us at the hour of midnight, And see our town of Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Shadowbolts fly in a deadly plight. This is Nightmare Night. Everypony dies of fright. Demons come from the land that lies beyond the light. Monsters, zombies, witches, what a sight! In our town of Nightmare Night. I am the pegasus climbing on your roof, Eyes red as blood and knives in my hooves. I am the hydra hiding under your bed, Necks like snakes and four hungry heads. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! In this town, All night long, Everypony hail to the Moon Mare's song. Come, make haste! Everypony loves this place And all of us are waiting for the next surprise! But don't stay too late at night, 'Cause just behind you out of sight, Something's waiting to devour you, and you'll SCREAM! This is Nightmare Night! Black and blue and ghostly white! Aren't you scared?! Well, that's alright. Say it once, twice, and thrice, Take a chance to roll the dice, Ride with the moon 'cross the sky. Demons, what a sight! DEMONS, WHAT A SIGHT! In our town of Nightmare Night. I am the tall one hiding in the leaves, Lacking a face and as high as the trees. I am the who, what, why when you cry, I m the wind blowing through the sky. I am the Mare in the Moon at night, Filling your dreams to the brim with fright. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Little ponies everywhere, Life's no fun without a good scare. That's our job, so tremble with fright In our town on Nightmare Night. Come, make haste! Everypony loves this place! And all of us are waiting for the next surprise! Nightmare Moon might catch you very soon And pin you to a tree, slowly rip you limb by LIMB! This is Nightmare Night! Dark and void of light! Won'tcha please make way for a very special mare?! Our mare Nightmare is queen of the Nightmare Town. Everypony hail to the Nightmare Queen now. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! NIGHTMARE NIGHT! NIGHTMARE NIGHT! In this town, All night long, Everypony hail to the Moon Mare's song. La! La! La! La la La! La! La! La la La! La! La! La la La! La la la! Wheeeeeeeeee! A Rhyme of the RoyalsA Rhyme of the Royals By dashie76 A long time ago, in a faraway place The alicorn lived - an all powerful race With hooves of the earth, wings of the sky And a horn of magic they were mighty and high They cared for their kingdom lovingly They ruled in peace and harmony 'Till their sister race, the draconequii Came to make the harmony die With the head of a pony, leg of a mule Arm of a lion, chaos as fuel Tail of a snake, and a heart of mirth They truly were the demons of earth Their chaotic powers were sent 'cross the land Beetles to flowers, glass to sand This, the alicorn could not stand for And so, their nation went to war Both sides immortal, still killed each other Both sides invincible, still hurt one another Two massive and godlike races collide With death and destruction on either side Their fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually Between three beings the final battle was born One draconequus, two alicorn The alicorn found six Elements of Harmony They were Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, and Loyalty Generosity and Magic were the final two And these six Elements the alicorn used Tow finally seal their enemy away They bound him in stone, and to this day His statue rests on this royal ground ...But I've heard rumors floating around... They say that when the Elements' power Was used once again at midnight's hour To stop the Mare in the Moon's second plight To bring about eternal night They were not used by the princess, they say Rather, six Ponyville mares saved the day And now that the princess does not control them Her greatest evil is rising again The being of chaos, last of his kind Is coming for vengeance: Discord shall rise You must escape now, he's coming for us The final chaotic draconequus.
Chocolate RainChocolate Rain By dashie76 I do not own the original Chocolate Rain song. This poem is, however sung to the same tune. You can find the original video here: Like I said, I don't own the video, so please don't pull out a copywrite law on me. Chocolate Rain It fell from the pink clouds down to the ground Chocolate Rain Be still, silent, just don't make a sound Chocolate Rain Ponies turning gray in full despair Chocolate Rain A mist of vile evil in the air Chocolate Rain Never again will the pink clouds be white Chocolate Rain Buildings turned to cardboard - what a sight Chocolate Rain Popcorn popping without being hot Chocolate Rain Never again shall peace and calm be sought Chocolate Rain Elements cast forth into the night Chocolate Rain Elements lost to the evil's might Chocolate Rain With Elements gone, immortals start to brawl Chocolate Rain With Elements gone, immortal ponies fall Chocolate Rain Our kingdom has died, Chaos rules it now Chocolate Rain If there's a way to stop this, tell us how Chocolate Rain We'd almost rather die than choose to live Chocolate Rain To stop this hell, O anything we'll give Chocolate Rain Our land has fallen - all things randomized Chocolate Rain Its final days put down in this reprise Chocolate Rain It fell from the pink clouds down to the ground Chocolate Rain Be still, silent just don't make a- Chocolate Rain It brought my power straight down to the ground Chocolate Rain If you wish to live, don't make a sound Chocolate Rain Everyone is gray in full despair Chocolate Rain A beautiful mist of random in the air Chocolate Rain I got free, and on that very night Chocolate Rain Everything I changed - O, what a sight Chocolate Rain Who says popcorn must be hot to pop Chocolate Rain Peace and calm shall never again be sought Chocolate Rain Foolish Elements cast off into the night Chocolate Rain Obviously, they lost to my great might Chocolate Rain With them out of my way, I start to brawl Chocolate Rain Finally, the royal sisters fall Chocolate Rain The kingdom they once knew left, take a bow Chocolate Rain Cower before my might, I rule - and how Chocolate Rain They say they'd rather die than choose to live Chocolate Rain To stop me, anything they say they'll give Chocolate Rain No matter what I get, I'll randomize Chocolate Rain The land whose days they wrote in this reprise Chocolate Rain It fell from the pink clouds down to the ground Chocolate Rain Be still, silent, just don't make a sound.
The Skytail Poem ChallengeThe Skytail Poem Challenge By dashie76 So this poem actually has a bit of backstory. This chapter used to be a message saying for my readers to send me ideas to write my next poem about. Skytail (he's on FIMFiction, check him out!) private messaged me and giving me an..."idea"...to write about. Here were the requirements: "it must be 500 words long. the poem most be in a A B A B C D C D rhyme scheme. you have to work the word 'shalldelic baby' at least three times, and you must work in a joke from the show from Gravity falls. (extra credit: this is optinal but you get extra *fake* points if you can put at least 20 diffrent bird names with 3 of them being pokemon." The poem below is the result. I don't think that it is my best work, but it at least proves that I can rhyme just about anything. Keep sending me ideas! Once upon a time, in the ponyville school A shalldelic baby was falling asleep The baby’s name? Scoot A. Loo The baby’s talent? Riding through the street On an orange-blue scooter fashioned from wood She loved that scooter - It consumed all her thought She rode through the town and saw it was good From Caramel’s mother Syrup it was bought She didn’t like school, “I think it’s a waste Of time and focus!” She always did say Her young baby mind wandered through space Dreaming of gumdrops and candy all day She had two friends very close to her heart Their group of three were all blank flanks On dangerous missions the three would embark Through forests and valleys and landfills that ranked All of their efforts had one common goal: Finding their special talent and meaning Knowing what they could contribute to life’s bowl Once each task was done, and with faces beaming All three looked down to check out and see But all times were the same - All flanks remained bare But they knew that someday, on life’s lands and seas They’d earn their marks and all ponies would stare And gawk at how amazing they were These three filly’s marks were astounding to all Marks of pure awesome and coolness for sure Stallions all over would ask for a ball But those days were a long time away, for now The shalldelic baby was just worried with tests Even though every class, Spoon would take a bow For always having done the best on the test So now, dear reader, you see with your eye That Scoot A. Loo’s life is busy and big And you can sympathize when she did defy Her parents orders to join a bird gig It took away one whole day in her week Twenty-four precious hours without her scooter Bird watching was for the meek and the weak If mom said to do this, she’d just have to boot ‘er But seeing as how mom was twelve foot two The shalldelic baby decided to wing it And hope that the watch she could make it through She said “Do your worst! Cause all hell! Bring it!” Because it was cold and she had the chills She listened to other conversations - she heard Spoon saying something ‘bout restaurants and bills But Scoot didn’t care care - she was staring at birds She saw blue jays and red jays and ospreys and eagles Scarlet Ibis, humming birds and toucans Mockingbirds that copied you - Is that legal? Hawks and sparrows with clawlike hands She saw pidgeys and swallows and crow loop de loops She saw wingulls and pelippers, woodpeckers, pidgeots Flamingoes and kiwis and doves that did swoop And much more - she truly did see a lot But the strangest thing was, it was kind of fun Which didn’t make sense, but even still She liked to watch the birds play in the sun She watched until her eyes got their fill But then she had to say her goodbyes The end of the day came, and this she did hate But now she is a little more wise And knows things don’t have to be cool to be great
This is Nightmare NightThis is Nightmare Night By dashie76 Sung to the tune of "This is Halloween" I do not own the film "The Nightmare before Christmas," nor do I own any of the songs therein. This is purely a fan made work. Fillies and colts from everywhere, Wouldn't you like to have a good scare? Follow us at the hour of midnight, And see our town of Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Shadowbolts fly in a deadly plight. This is Nightmare Night. Everypony dies of fright. Demons come from the land that lies beyond the light. Monsters, zombies, witches, what a sight! In our town of Nightmare Night. I am the pegasus climbing on your roof, Eyes red as blood and knives in my hooves. I am the hydra hiding under your bed, Necks like snakes and four hungry heads. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! In this town, All night long, Everypony hail to the Moon Mare's song. Come, make haste! Everypony loves this place And all of us are waiting for the next surprise! But don't stay too late at night, 'Cause just behind you out of sight, Something's waiting to devour you, and you'll SCREAM! This is Nightmare Night! Black and blue and ghostly white! Aren't you scared?! Well, that's alright. Say it once, twice, and thrice, Take a chance to roll the dice, Ride with the moon 'cross the sky. Demons, what a sight! DEMONS, WHAT A SIGHT! In our town of Nightmare Night. I am the tall one hiding in the leaves, Lacking a face and as high as the trees. I am the who, what, why when you cry, I m the wind blowing through the sky. I am the Mare in the Moon at night, Filling your dreams to the brim with fright. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Little ponies everywhere, Life's no fun without a good scare. That's our job, so tremble with fright In our town on Nightmare Night. Come, make haste! Everypony loves this place! And all of us are waiting for the next surprise! Nightmare Moon might catch you very soon And pin you to a tree, slowly rip you limb by LIMB! This is Nightmare Night! Dark and void of light! Won'tcha please make way for a very special mare?! Our mare Nightmare is queen of the Nightmare Town. Everypony hail to the Nightmare Queen now. This is Nightmare Night. This is Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! NIGHTMARE NIGHT! NIGHTMARE NIGHT! In this town, All night long, Everypony hail to the Moon Mare's song. La! La! La! La la La! La! La! La la La! La! La! La la La! La la la! Wheeeeeeeeee!
A Rhyme of the RoyalsA Rhyme of the Royals By dashie76 A long time ago, in a faraway place The alicorn lived - an all powerful race With hooves of the earth, wings of the sky And a horn of magic they were mighty and high They cared for their kingdom lovingly They ruled in peace and harmony 'Till their sister race, the draconequii Came to make the harmony die With the head of a pony, leg of a mule Arm of a lion, chaos as fuel Tail of a snake, and a heart of mirth They truly were the demons of earth Their chaotic powers were sent 'cross the land Beetles to flowers, glass to sand This, the alicorn could not stand for And so, their nation went to war Both sides immortal, still killed each other Both sides invincible, still hurt one another Two massive and godlike races collide With death and destruction on either side Their fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually Between three beings the final battle was born One draconequus, two alicorn The alicorn found six Elements of Harmony They were Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, and Loyalty Generosity and Magic were the final two And these six Elements the alicorn used Tow finally seal their enemy away They bound him in stone, and to this day His statue rests on this royal ground ...But I've heard rumors floating around... They say that when the Elements' power Was used once again at midnight's hour To stop the Mare in the Moon's second plight To bring about eternal night They were not used by the princess, they say Rather, six Ponyville mares saved the day And now that the princess does not control them Her greatest evil is rising again The being of chaos, last of his kind Is coming for vengeance: Discord shall rise You must escape now, he's coming for us The final chaotic draconequus.
