KNOCK KNOCK
Twilight trotted towards the castle’s front door, hoping it was that new typewriter she had ordered 2 days ago. When she open the door however, she found not a delivery pony, but instead her friends Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
“Hiya Twi, could uh…could I crash on your couch for a few days?”
Twilight scanned the two ponies. Rainbow seemed embarrassed, probably about having to ask for something like this. AJ on the other hand had a slight frown on her face, obviously upset about something.
“Is everything alright, Rainbow?” asked Twilight. “Did something happen to your house?”
At this, Rainbow’s face took on a more dejected look, and she stared at the floor.
Applejack put a hoof on Rainbow’s shoulder. “Why don’t we go into the livin’ room and discuss it there?”
Twilight nodded, still thoroughly confused, and the three headed off.
“You sold your house to a casino?!”
Rainbow winced at the Alicorn’s voice, while Applejack glared at her. “Land sakes, Twi. Can’t ya see she feels bad enough already?”
Twilight sighed. “Sorry. But I can’t just believe you would do something so...so-“
“Stupid?” Rainbow answered for her. “Reckless? Idiotic? Moronic? Totally and utterly buffoon-ish?”
“That’s enough of that, Sugarcube,” AJ said, wrapping a foreleg around her partner’s shoulder. “Y’all told me those sales ponies were real convincing, it’s not yer fault ya can’t spot a scam that well hidden.”
Rainbow didn’t shy away from the contact, but she still turned her face away from AJ’s, pouting. “I still should’ve known better. And I never would have gotten into this mess if I had just listened to you and never went to that gambling table back in Las Pegasus.”
AJ just sighed, clearly they had this conversation before. “Anyways,” she said, turning her attention to Twilight, “we talked to the mayor, and she said that since they got Dash to sign the contract through illegal means, she might be able to get this to court, and get the casino’s name offa the house.”
“Oh, well that’s good,” said Twilight, trying to lighten the mood a little. “Maybe I could help! I’m no lawyer, but I do know my way around the law.”
“That’d be great, Twi”, Aj smiled gratefully. “Till’ then, though, Dash can’t actually go in her house, so she’ll be needin’ a place to stay.”
Twilight nodded. “Well, I’d be happy to let you use one of the spare rooms. Although, if you didn’t me asking, why aren’t you staying at the farm with Applejack?”
AJ’s frown from earlier returned. “I offered to let her stay, but-“
“But Granny Smith didn’t want me living at the farm,” Rainbow interrupted, still pouting. AJ huffed irritably.
“Much as ah hate to admit it, that old mare can be mighty stubborn. She says it’s because we ‘don’t got any room for her’, which ah know for a fact is a load of horse apples.”
“Well, why else wouldn’t she want Rainbow staying there?” Twilight asked carefully, sensing the farmer’s annoyance.
“It’s cause she doesn’t like me. At least not ever since AJ an’ I got together.”
AJ didn’t seem to have any argument against this.
“Well, Rainbow Dash, like I said, you’re welcome to stay here as long as you need. I’ll go set up a room for you.”
“Thanks,” was all the Pegasus said, giving a small but genuine smile despite her dejected appearance.
“Say, Twi, if ya don’t mind, I think I’ll be spending the night here too.”
“Of course,” Twilight said with a nod.
After a long and productive day of not doing anything worth mentioning, Starlight trotted into her room with the clear intent of reading that book Twilight had been pestering her about, and then getting a good night’s sleep.
After making her bed, she plopped down unto the mattress and levitated the book off her nightstand and towards her.
Three chapters and six instances of asking herself when this book was supposed to get good later, Starlight’s half-hearted attention was pulled away by muffled noises coming her left-side wall. On the other side of that wall was the room Rainbow Dash was staying in for the time being.
Frowning for a moment, Starlight decided it was probably nothing and went back to the book. But then.
“uu-AGH, LandSAKES!”
This got her attention. That almost sounded like Applejack, but she wasn’t sur-
“Ah, F@%#! Applejack!!”
Ok, then. It didn’t take a genius to know what was going on that room, but Starlight did her best to ignore it. She probably would have been able to they didn’t start getting louder.
“Hnnngh,, Aw Jeez! Ouuuughh, Aw JEEZ LOUISE!”
It didn’t help when the creaking started. As far as Starlight knew, neither Rainbow or Applejack had penises, so what in the name of Celestia were they doing to get the bed to creak? And for it to be THAT loud?
“Bwa haaagh!!!” was the next sound unleashed from Applejack’s throat, which Rainbow countered with “Nghhhy oooooooh Damn!!!”
This carried on for the next half-hour.
“Guh-Huooougughgh!”
“Aw damn, aw jeez, aw s%@#!!”
And then, they started getting descriptive.
“AW, yeah, Girl! Just like that! Work that tongue, Sugarcube!!”
Really descriptive.
“Ooooh yeah AJ! Shove it in there! Shove your whole hoof right up my Rainbussy!!!”
“OH LORDY LOO!! JUST LIKE THAT DASH! THAT’S A GOOD GIRL!”
And now they were starting to get kinky.
“Am I being a good girl for you, Boss?”
“Yer bein’ such a dog gone good girl!! Just keep doing that! Just keep-HOOOWEE Yeah just like that!!!”
Starlight stared at the ceiling, the realization that probably wasn’t going to be getting any sleep tonight dawning on her. She also realized she probably wasn’t going to be able to look Rainbow or Applejack in the eyes for a little while.
Speaking of Applejack:
"Ahh, gracious i’m ‘boutta- boutta-“
She then made a noise not too dissimilar to that of a whale. A whale that was castrated in the middle of its call.
“Oh, man! AJ, I’m gonna bust!”
“You an’ me both, sugarcu---UUUUUbe!!!”
A very, very small part of Starlight’s brain found it somewhat romantic that their orgasms would be synced up. The rest of her brain was barely even functioning.
And then, as they had foretold, they *came* together.
“YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!”
“BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!”
With the show now finally over, Starlight found herself lying face up on her bed, thoroughly disturbed, slightly traumatized, and, as much as she would hate to admit it…
A little turned on.
MEANWHILE
Rainbow fell on top of AJ’S fluffy chest, both mares panting, tired, and absolutely drenched in each other’s juices from top to bottom.
“How ya feelin’ now, Dashie?”
“Pretty damn great. Thanks, AJ.”
“No problem, darling. I love you.”
“Love you, too.” The two embraced and shared a short but sweet goodnight kiss with only a little bit of tongue, and drifted off to sleep, Rainbow nested comfortably into AJ’s chest while the farmer held her close. A touching sight, even with the 2 litre bottles worth of mare bazooka juice covering them.
The End…? Yeah, probably.
Author's Note
why did i make this.
Oh yeah i remember now. I had a thought awhile back that it would be funny if Applejack's bedroom noises sounded like her grunts and shouts in the actual show, and that spiraled into this.
I might make another story expanding on that "Rainbow losing her house to a casino" idea, if i ever feel like it.
