The Omega Machine

by dreadshot

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Crossover, Slice of Life
Length: 716

It all began with a idea. Then you wake up in the void with a laptop and begin the adventure.

This story is a fpf (first person fictioner) meaning as in it is first person. Couldn't put more than one catagory so chose teen. Basically,it is of you traveling through dimensions of fimfictions. All will be explained in the first chapter.Until then 'Insert random gusta meme here'.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-11 21:47:46 UTC

Now Entering:My Little Glados

                                                               Entering:

                                                           My Little Glados

                    I woke up a few minutes ago to find my computer lying a few feet away.

         It looked in good shape so I went to explore. Noticing that the omega device was gone,

         I began raging the heck out of a nearby tree thinking 'AFTER ALL THOSE FUCKING YEARS

         OF RESEARCH ITS ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!FUCKING MACHINE!'. Upon my raging,I failed to notice

         A portal gun on the ground.Luckily, I played portal during my freetime so I knew how to use it.

         I heard someone exclaiming behind me who sounded like an indian, so I shot a portal away from there

        And went through.However, I found myself in the void with the portal gun and a pony who was plae

        White,unconcious,and had a gold and black mane with a apeture science cutie mark and thought

         'S€£¥ ITS GLADOS!HIDE THE GUN BEFORE SHE TAKES IT!!'. Upon this she woke up wondering how she

         Got here,but had no time for questions because the void started t,,,,,,,,,,,,'static'

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Another wtf night in slender

This time you wake up in the middle of a forest with only a flashlight,a portal gun,and the glados pony.

                           You think to yourself 'Meh, better than a world of a fiction.' And with that hit glados on the head,waking her up. You explain everything to her,but during that time slender man has kicked into full gear.You then tell her to run and find pages if she wants to live. You decide to make use of the portal gun and go the restroom house. Yoj place down a portal at the outside and go in. You find page 1 and find slender man blocking the exit. You say "Fuck off slender man." But of course he stays. So you use the portal out. And meet glados having had found 7 pages you look and see the last page stapled to slender man's back. "Fuck." Is all you can say.

Introduction

      Introduction

                   As I fly through another portal  seeing as they have been lined up correctly,you are probably asking how I got here.Well,seeing as i'm probably not going anywhere soon,I should probably start at the beginning.

      ------? weeks, ? months, ? days earlier----------

  I had done it. I had done what we all tried to do but never succeeded in doing. I had created the omega device,capable of destroying the world,or saving it.Considering it didn't come with a instruction manual(pure derpiness of meh right there)

I was stuck aimlessly pressing buttons.I guess I pressed the dimensional shift button when a bright flash occurred.

Upon this I was floating in the void.However I was hearing voices,much like someone reading out the description of a fanfiction of a certain tv show.Then I blacked out,I guess.Now i'm floating here within the portals.And for some reason I get free wifi(another derpy moment in history XD)

The portals are beginning to clear up and I see light.I'm going to turn off the laptop for right now,in case I have to protect it from shattering into bits.Will check back later when i can see what's going on.

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Author's note:I'f I don't write well enough,I have good reasons,1.It is my first fiction ever it is basically a redux of many fanfictions made into one.

              2.I made this plot when the website started having email problems and I had no account during the time so I had to wait until it was fixed so I really lost grip of the fimfiction plot.Curse my bad memory.

              Also fimfiction makers don't worry I won't just take your fimfiction and change it I will ask for use of fimfictions that I am suggested to use.

              Remember to suggest fictions you would like and I will read them and see what I can do if i cant use it it will be because I either cannot think of an idea for it or the maker of the fic won't let me use it for this story.Keep in mind that I work to bring you the best

              so leave a review and let me know what you think (I think critisism is simply fuel to work harder on fics)

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