Malodorous Melodies

by Porcelon

On The Downbeat (A Wave Comes Crashing)

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Every now and then, a pony needs time to reflect; clear their mind, collect their thoughts. A moment of tranquility to ease the tension and find inner peace.

"Hey! Move your ass already!"

"Eat a bag a shit, dickhead!"

Unfortunately downtown Manehattan was not the ideal place to unwind.

'Sweet Celestia, I think I'm actually going to cry...'

Silver Melody had decided on taking a walk through the city to try and steady her nerves. Showtime was only a few hours away and her pre-show jitters had been stressing her out all morning. It wasn't as though it was her first concert. But even with all her years as a performing musician behind her, the build up to a live show never got any easier to deal with. And being crammed in the center of a bustling crowd during the lunch hour was destroying any chance at clearing her head.

'Oh my gosh, this is awful...I should just go back to the hotel and preen again...'

Nervously nibbling a wing tip and ready to retreat back to her suite, she caught a glimpse of one of the nearby shopping strips. She could barely make out the names of the stores as the heads of ponies zoomed in and out of view, but was able to make out the letters of one store front; Lilac's Literature. Fighting her way out of the crowd, Silver stumbled onto the pavement and quickly trotted through the glass door, setting off a little bell as she swung it open.

Greeted by the smell of cellophane and latex, she quickly discovered that it wasn't a typical bookstore. Her eyes were met with mannequins dressed in all manner of revealing clothing clearly designed for the bedroom or a gentlecolt's club. On one side were shelves of various sex toys and racks of clothing, and on the other side an assortment of reading material made up of paperback books and magazines. Not wanting to look foalish by turning on her hooves and walking out right away, Silver casually walked over to the library side. She wasn't necessarily opposed to the wares that the little shop carried. She in fact had her own collection of toys and books back home. But it did feel a little weird being in that kind of store in broad daylight.

'Then again...', she thought. 'Maybe this is what I need to help me take the edge off...'

Instead of aimlessly wandering through the isles, Silver began to peruse the erotic literature, curiously searching for anything she might find stimulating. Indeed there was plenty to look at that gave her a thrill, especially when she got to the mare on mare categories. Cover after cover showing pretty mares of all types in obscene positions, hooves and tongues exploring soft flesh on the pages within. She could feel her body getting warmer as her arousal slowly built up, and figured she should probably pick something and head back to the hotel, lest she start leaking all over the floor. Silver flipped through nearly every magazine there was before she came to a dead stop, her eyes landing on a magazine bluntly titled 'Toilet Mares'. When she pulled up the booklet to see the cover, her heart skipped a beat.

On the front cover was a petite blue pegasus with a blonde mane and tail, toilet seat around her neck, with several other mares surrounding her, bent over and showering her in their piss. The little blue mare's mouth was wide open and smiling, tongue hanging out with two or three hot streams gushing in and overflowing it. She had an eye locked onto the viewer, winking seductively as she was used like a urinal by the other ponies. Silver swallowed the lump in her throat. It took all of two seconds for her to make her decision, but not before double checking to see if there were any more issues with the same title hidden amongst the stacks.

At the register stood a rather tall unicorn with a pale purple coat, a deep reddish purple mane, and a lithe, curvy figure. She looked down at the magazine that Silver placed on the counter with a sly grin.

"Ohh, we got another deviant on our hooves~"

Silver's eyes shifted around nervously, not exactly sure how to respond.

"Relax, honey. You're in good company. Lemme guess, the blonde one, right?"

Still not sure what to say, Silver simply nodded her head.

"Heheh, thought so." the tall mare chuckled as she rang Silver up. "It's funny, I always thought she was a little plain looking myself. Not that she isn't pretty, just nothing really stands out about her. But Luna above is that mare filthy. All of those girls are. I should know~"

Silver nodded again. "Y-You don't say?"

"Mmhmm. You're lucky too, that's our last copy until the next issue. You wouldn't believe how fast these things fly off the shelves when they're hot off the press. Bunch of degenerates in this town." Silver gave a shy chuckle as the unicorn went on. "So, you new around here? Never seen you around before, and I think I'd remember a pretty face like yours. I'm Lilac." the cashier mare said.

"U-Um...just visiting. I'm from Vanhoover. My name's Silver."

"Ah, another trendy city mare. Well I hope you enjoy your stay here, Silver. Feel free to stop by before you leave. I'd love to hear what you think about the magazine. Porcelain loves fan feedback after all."

"Porcelain?" Silver asked.

"The blonde. Matter of fact I think she's supposed to be going to a concert tonight with Eerie, the bat pony there." Lilac pointed out.

Silver wondered for a moment if it might be hers, but dismissed the idea. She and Lilac exchanged a few more words before the pegasus made her way out and flew back to the hotel, bagged up purchase in hoof. No way in Tartaros was she going to try hoofing it back. Not that flying faired much better. The Manehattan pegasai zipped through the air as if they were ready to plow through a pony without a second thought. Luckily for Silver she hadn't gotten very far on her walk, and was back at her hotel within minutes.

One short elevator ride later and she was back in the comfort of her hotel suit. Now that she was within the privacy of her own room, she could finally indulge herself and perhaps relax a little. She nibbled on the thin plastic, tearing off the protective covering and made herself comfortable on the large, princess sized bed.

Lilac wasn't kidding. Just behind the cover was the entire Toilet Mares back catalogue, featuring cover photos way more filthy then the one she held in her hooves. Pictures of mares soiling themselves, using each other as toilets, mouths full of piss, shit and other vile bodily emissions. While not all of these things were a turn on for Silver, it got her heart racing all the same for the contents that awaited. And she was not disappointed. The pictures inside had the pegasus reaching for her pussy in an instant. The way Porcelain's mouth was used like a chamber pot, slurping and sucking at a banquet of squirting folds, had Silver leaking fluids all over the duvet cover. There was a point where a stallion made an appearance, stuffing his hard cock into a pink unicorns ass and filling it with piss, before said unicorn turned tail towards Porcelain and blasted her open mouth with the hot, golden enema.

In that same set of pictures, Porcelain had her face smushed into the unicorn's ass by the bat pony Eerie and a white earth pony mare, as the unicorn's asshole gurgled up a sopping wet fart right against the pegasus' tongue. Not that she could be certain from just a photo, but the blurriness around her ponut, the bubbles blorting out, and the flared nostrils of Porcelain were all pretty damn strong indicators. Silver stared at that scene as her soaked hoof rubbed her clit, her imagination running wild with the pleasure that those mares must have been feeling. Dropping the magazine, Silver whimpered as she felt her vaginal walls clench, shooting off a gush of squirt onto the bed, filling the room with the scent of her feminine juices. Sweaty and satisfied, Silver stared at the ceiling, a wave of much needed relief washing over her. She turned and looked over at the clock on the nightstand.

"Hah...just enough time to catch a little nap." she said to herself. And soon enough, was out like a light.


"Well that fucking worked out well!" Silver shouted as she scrambled to gather her things. Her little nap had turned into a six hour crash. When she finally woke up she had less than an hour to get to the venue, get changed, set up and do a sound check before she was scheduled to go on. Fortunately the venue, a place called Fetlocks, was only a few minutes away. But that didn't account for anything else that might go wrong that night.

Saddlebags packed with gear, Silver raced down to the lobby, bolted out the double doors and took to the night sky. She made it there in no time, landing at the front entrance of the nightclub. She looked up at the marquee overhead, seeing her artist's alias in bold letters:

LIVE TONIGHT

STELLAR NOVA

After heading inside and checking in with the staff, she made her way backstage, evading the many ponies already piled into the venue. She managed to run into some stagehooves and passed off her equipment to them, praying that everything would be set up correctly before she hit the stage. They also pointed her in the direction of the dressing room where she ran inside and slammed the door shut, panting from the mad rush. She walked over to the mirror and looked herself over, mane frazzled and hooves shaking.

"Hmph...So much for calming down..." she said wearily. She had to fight back the nervous urge to start preening again as she simply didn't have long before showtime. She took several deep breaths and did her best to stay focused. She didn't want to keep her fans waiting.

With just five minutes to spare, Silver was at long last ready for the stage. A vibrant skirt wrapped around her flanks, concealing her cutie mark. She donned a masquerade mask, a hallmark she'd come to be known for, keeping her identity a mystery. It wasn't much, but the ensemble did help put her at ease before a performance, giving her a sense of security. She looked herself over one more time, making sure she hadn't forgotten anything, and took a deep breath.

"Sigh...Alright, here we go."

Silver walked out of the dressing room and headed for the stage. As she drew nearer, the whistling and joyful cheers of the crowd grew louder. She waited patiently, anxiously biting her lip as the lights dimmed and the crowd roared. One more deep breath and she trotted onto the stage, taking her place behind her keyboards and turntables, with a guitar on a stand just off to the side of them. Bright, colorful lights beamed down over herself and the crowd, giving her a marvelous view of the sea of ponies there that night. She silently waved a hoof, sending her fans into another round of thunderous cheers. The lights dimmed again, and Silver couldn't help but smile as she found herself in the zone. Her fears and anxieties melted away as she started the first song of the night, electronic melodies ringing out of the PA system. A serene, dreamy intro flowed out of the speakers that faded into a steady beat, building intensity as the thumping bass took hold of everypony's bodies. Low, pounding drums built up and up, whipping up a surging energy within both musician and audience. The harmonies peaked, the beat dropped, and the night kicked off.

Ponies danced their hearts out to the hypnotic rhythms, loosing themselves in the sound and freedom they felt from the music pulsing through their veins. Silver found her own groove while staying focused on keeping the night alive. The stage lights flashed again and spilled out over the crowd, giving her another great view of the audience. Somewhere in the sea of vibing ponies, Silver noticed two mares in particular throwing their flanks and dancing like there was no tomorrow. When she finally realized who she was looking at, her hoof slipped, nearly throwing off the rhythm. The pegasus and bat pony, Porcelain and Eerie if she recalled correctly, from the magazine she bought earlier were at her concert. Porcelain wore a tight vinyl miniskirt with matching thigh-high zip-up boots, and several glow bracelets around her neck and hooves, while Eerie wore a full body fishnet suit that covered her from neck to hind hoof. The two had their own little crowd watching them shake their tails, their movements with one another as fluid as they were sexy.

Silver felt that same thrill from before swell within her. She had only learned of these mares that afternoon, and yet there they were in the flesh. Feeling emboldened, Silver steadied her hooves and got ready to start the next song, eager to see what their bodies could really do. And boy, did those mares deliver.

Porcelain and Eerie glistened with sweat that flung from their coats as they put their all into their moves. What Silver didn't expect was how erotic it would get, though she couldn't say she didn't like what she saw. The pair wrapped around each other and went in for a passionate kiss as their hips thrusted against one another.

Silver nearly missed another que, distracted by the duo all but screwing each other on the dance floor. As much as she didn't want to, she had to tear her eyes away. She had a show to put on for everypony and she did not intend to let them down.

The night raged on and hours passed, and by the time it was all over, the venue was a wreck. The dance floor was littered with cider cups, bottles and other trash. Clothing of all sorts were strewn about as well. Socks, tops, and even a few pairs of panties were found scattered about.

Silver found herself backstage again, decompressing not just from her performance, but from the day as a whole. She nursed a well earned cup of cider and reflected on the show. Her mind kept snapping back to the porn mag mares, Porcelain in particular. It wasn't out of the ordinary to see ponies getting a little wild out in the crowd, but something about the way that pegasus worked her body in tandem with her bat pony friend had really struck a chord with her, and her marebits. It wasn't every concert that Silver found herself getting wet behind the turntables.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Silver shot up from her seat, startled by the loud banging on the door.

"Miss Nova! You have some VIP's." somepony called out from behind the door.

'VIP's? I didn't set up for any VIP...'

Silver got up and cautiously cracked opened the door. The bouncer looked back at her awkwardly.

"Sorry for the interruption Miss Nova. These two insisted they had to meet you before you left."

The husky bouncer stepped to the side. Behind him stood the very two mares she had been thinking about all night. The pegasus and bat pony stood side by side, the latter chugging on a water bottle, while the former drunkenly teetered from side to side.

"Ooohhh my gawwwsh!" the blue pegasus squealed, pointing her hoof at a very surprised Silver. "Stellaarr! I'm like, SUCH a big fan! Eerie look! It's her!"

Eerie visibly cringed at Porcelain going full fan-girl, but kept her composure pretty well. "You'll have to excuse Porcelain here. She's been wanting to see one of your concerts for ages now."

Silver was at a loss for words. But after a brief moment of surreal bewilderment, she snapped back to her senses, realizing she'd just been gawking at the pair for almost a minute without saying anything.

"Ah! Uhm...that's alright! Uh, would you two like to come in? I have some more drinks in the fridge." Silver offered.

Porcelain did a happy little trot where she stood before stumbling inside, Eerie following behind her. Silver closed the door and pointed them in the direction of the mini fridge. As Porcelain staggered over to it and reached for another cider, Eerie stopped her.

"Porcey, no. Water. Now." the bat pony said flatly.

"Aww come oooon! III'm not thaaaaaat durnk..." Porcelain whined.

"Yeah, and I'm not that purple. Water. Now."

Porcelain relented and took a water instead. The three of them sat down on the nearby couch and slowly got to know each other. They talked music and dancing, Silver eventually mentioning that the two caught her eye during her set.

"Heheh, yeaahhh. What can I say? This ass gets a lot of attention!" Porcelain said giggling as she flaunted her butt for Silver, shoving it in her face. Eerie yanked her back down.

"Not everypony wants your sweaty ass in their face, Porcey." Eerie chided.

"LIES!" the pegasus cried definitely, getting a burst of laughter from Silver.

Though she didn't dare say it out loud, Silver was hardly bothered by the pair of flanks thrown in her face, simultaneously catching a whiff of Porcelains scent trapped underneath that tight skirt.

As the night wore on into the early morning, the two concert goers were ready to take their leave and get out of Silver's mane. But as they got ready to go, a slightly more sober Porcelain noticed a very familiar looking magazine sticking out Silver's saddlebags. She zipped over to it and yanked it out. Sure enough she saw herself and her friends on the cover in all their kinky glory.

"Oh. My. Gosh. Ohmigosh!" Porcelain said excitedly.

"Porcelain! Don't just grab somepony's stuff you dumb bi—" Eerie stopped as she saw what Porcelain had in her hooves. "Huh. Well look at that. What are the chances?" Eerie said, smirking. "Maybe she did want your sweaty ass in her face after all~"

"You read our magazine?!" Porcelain shouted.

"Read might be the wrong verb, Porce." Eerie added.

'Shit, Shit! How'd did that get in my bag?!' Silver thought as she started to panic. Before she could stammer out an explanation, she felt a pair of hooves wrapped tightly around her, squeezing the air from her lungs.

"Ohmigosh ohmigosh!!! We're like, totally fans of each other! How cool is that?! That makes us like, mutuals, or something!"

"Don't think that's the right word either, bird brain. We're not exactly artist." Eerie rebuked again.

"Oh whatever!" Porcelain said, turning up her nose. She released Silver from her bear hug and slapped her own flank. "Not just anypony can make what we do look good!"

"Taking a shit?" Eerie said flatly, cooking an eyebrow.

"It's more than that!" Porcelain proclaimed, only slightly slurring her words now. She hiked up her skirt and flashed Eerie her ass and pussy, using her feathers to give her ponut a nice spread. "Are you gonna like, tell me you don't love seeing this hole wrapped around something nasty? Or this one spraying all over you?" Porcelain said seductively, giving her pussy a good spread as well.

Eerie gave a wicked grin, licking her lips at the sight of those tasty looking holes. "Well when you put it like that, I guess it does make the experience feel a lot more, profound~" Eerie leaned over and took a nice big whiff of Porcelain's backside, relishing the strong scent of the mare she'd danced with all night. "Hahh...appetizing as always. You smell delicious~" As she was about to go in for a taste, she caught eyes with Silver, who was watching with great interest from where she sat. Eerie smiled again. "Say, why don't you be a good little groupie and let the rockstar here have some fun with you? She looks like she wants some attention."

Porcelain's eyes lit up. She leaped off the couch and onto the floor, landing on wobbly legs, ass facing Silver with her tail raised high. She looked back at the musician who hadn't taken her eyes off of her. "No pressure but like, you can totally do whatever you want with me!" she said with a wiggle.

Silver was on Porcelain in the blink of an eye, snout buried under that blonde tail and huffing up every molecule of mare stink she could. Her tongue was out and lapping up those sweaty blue folds and taught pucker with the burning need of a mare suffering from a thousand heats.

*SNIFF SNF...SNIIIIFFF...SLRP SLP...SLURRRP*"...Huff...huff...you have no idea how badly I need this!" Silver panted, diving back in and drinking her fill of the pegasus' musky bits.

"Hngh...I can't believe Stellar Nova's eating me out! Best. Fucking. Night. EVER!" Porcelain cried. She relaxed her hindlegs, resting her weight on Silver, her ass propped up on the mare's face. Eerie watched with delight at the silly faces Porcelain made. Stellar must have been doing a pretty good job, she thought, and decided to join them. She walked over and laid back in front of Porcelain, spreading her legs. She took her wingclaws and hooked them into the mesh of her fishnets, and ripped a hole right around her dripping wet pussy.

"Come on, Porcey. Don't leave me out of the fun now." Eerie said as her clit gave a wink.

Porcelain grabbed hold of the bat pony's meaty thighs and lowered her mouth down on the soft, feminine flesh. Even drunk off her ass, Porcelain could still lick a mare like the pro she was. After one particularly pleasurable lap from Silver, Porcelain was quickly reminded just how badly she needed to pee.

"Mlahh...Hey Stellar~ ready for a different kind of drink?" Porcelain asked playfully. She sighed and bit her bottom lip, relaxing her muscles and letting the proverbial dam burst into Silver's open mouth. "Hnggahhh fuuuck yesss~." she howled, planting her muzzle back in Eerie's snatch as she flooded Silver's maw with piss.

Silver tried to drink down all that she could, but Porcelain's stream was coming out fast, and after the first gulp she sputtered and coughed, getting doused as she gasped for air. She closed her eyes and decided to just let it wash over her, the pungent warmth driving her crazy. She vigorously rubbed herself off as she opened wide for a second and third helping, filling her mouth to the brim again and again.

"Hngh...keep going Porcey. I'm almost there!" Eerie said, taking hold of Porcelain's head and forcing her down on her swollen bits while the sound of Silver gargling piss filled her ears. She humped against Porcelain's tongue until she finally hit her peak, blasting the pegasus in the face when her orgasm hit.

Porcelain let the hot burst of fluid fill her cheeks before swallowing, and pulled back against Eerie's grip, letting the last few squirts splash her muzzle. She licked her lips clean as the hungry mare behind her never relented, bringing her own climax crashing down on her and giving Silver the same reward she had been given by Eerie.

"Hooohhh Fuuuuck gonnacumgonnacumgonnacumgonnaCUM!!!"

Silver whimpered and fired off her own orgasm the second Porcelain's orgasmic juices hit her taste buds. In an instant she was sitting in a puddle of her own squirt, hooves convulsing as she lapped mindlessly at the quivering folds perched on her snout.

The trio lied there in a venereal stew. Nopony wanting or having the energy to move. Eerie was the first to get on her hooves and help the other two out of the fuck puddle, Porcelain nearly toppling over from both the booze and the afterglow.

"Phew! Can't say I saw the night turning out like that. Not that I'm disappointed." Eerie said as she kept Porcelain steady. "I would have never taken you for a piss freak, Stellar."

"Silver...hahh...Silver Melody. Stellar Nova's just my alias." Silver sighed happily, the tension in her body having melted away from the much needed relief. She looked back at them with weary eyes after such a long day and wild night, Porcelain still wobbling on her hooves with the biggest grin she had ever seen on a mare. "You two are really something. I don't suppose you'd like to keep me company on the rest of my tour?" Silver said only half jokingly. Porcelain loved the idea, but Eerie had to decline for them.

"As much as we'd love too, and I know this one here would, but we're booked solid for the rest of the month at the studio."

Porcelain's ears drooped, eyes pointed to the ground despondently. Then she lit right back up.

"Like, what if she came to the studio some time? She could totally hang out with us there!"

"I guess that's up to her then. I don't think anypony would mind seeing a new face around." Eerie said.

"Come on, Stellar!" Porcelain pleaded, still calling her by her stage name. "We don't meet ponies like us all the time. And you're sooo awesome and cool and you're soooo good at eating ass and-"

Silver thought about it for a moment while the pegasus rambled. She still had a good while of touring ahead of her, but she loved the idea of getting to see them again.

"I'd love to. Probably after this tour is over." Silver said, cutting Porcelain off. Porcelain stumbled over to her again for another hug, elated with the new friend she made. They exchanged information, Porcelain insisting several times that she write to her as soon as she could. The duo bade their farewells and left Silver to collect herself, the musician taking one last long glance at the pair of plump backsides as they trotted off.

As she sat there marinating in sex fluids, her heart swelled with the warm feeling of connecting with new ponies, especially ones as kinky as those two. While she did love performing music and being on the road, she was already anticipating her next run in with them. If they could get down and dirty with her on a whim like that, what would an entire day with them be like?

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