In all honesty, despite how much I love the Dragon Ball series, Chrono Trigger might actually be my favorite work that Toriyama was involved with, but that title is much harder to base a bunch of sex jokes around
It was cold and dark inside the cave when Spike awoke. How he’d gotten here or why, he didn’t know. Last thing he remembered, Pinkie had been letting him taste test some of her cupcakes, and now he was here. Suddenly, a familiar voice greeted him from the darkness.
“Hello, Spike,” Maud spoke dryly, greeting the young dragon with her usual calmness.
“Ah! Um, hi Maud,” Spike replied. “Uh… do you have any idea where we are?”
“A cave,” she replied.
“Right, guess I should have expected that answer,” Spike grumbled, rubbing a claw to his temple. He was going to have to shift into ‘talking to Maud’ mode to get any useful information from the mare.
“Okay, Maud. Do you know exactly where we are in relation to my previous location in Ponyville, and can you explain why we’re here in this cave now?” he asked.
“Yes,” Maud answered.
“UGH!” Spike shouted. It was too early in the day for this. Probably. He wasn’t actually sure what time it was. Regardless, he had just woken up. The stress of waking up in a strange place after being possibly drugged by cupcakes was bad enough, but the stress of having to have a conversation with Maud was even worse.
“We need your balls,” Maud explained.
“You… what?” Spike questioned.
“We need your balls,” Maud repeated. “For a wish,” she elaborated.
“I’m not sure I understand,” Spike said. “What in Equestria do my balls have to do with a wish? Also, who do you mean by we?”
“She and me, silly,” Pinkie exclaimed, leaping from the darkness and tackling the dragon. “They say that dragon balls can grant wishes, and Maud and I need a wish!”
“We would have preferred a blue dragon, but your balls will do,” Maud added.
“I don’t understand! Who in Equestria told you that my balls could grant wishes? Why did you foalnap me? What wish could you two possibly need?” Spike asked anxiously.
“Granny Pie, because it seemed like a better story set up, and to get Limestone laid,” Pinkie replied, quickly firing off answers to his questions.
Maud nodded in agreement. “Magical, wish granting dragon balls are the only chance she has,” she explained.
“Anyway, we’re five hundred words in without any porn, so less questioning and more dragon balling!” Pinkie declared, moving down Spike’s body to nuzzle his sack.
“Whoa! Hey, what are you–” Spike started to protest. “Actually, nevermind. Keep doing that,” he moaned.
Pinkie’s tongue slobbered all over Spike’s balls, covering every inch of them with her spit. Spike moaned as she worked him over, his cock rapidly hardening to full mast as the older mare played with him.
“Enjoying yourself?” Maud asked, face suddenly popping directly into Spike’s vision.
“Oh yeah,” he moaned. “I still don’t get how this is supposed to grant you wishes, but I’m certainly not arguing with the process.”
“Hey, Maud! Get down here, you’re missing out!” Pinkie exclaimed to her sister, briefly pulling her mouth off of the dragon before immediately returning to her work.
Maud calmly walked around Spike’s body and crouched down next to her sister. Pinkie quickly kissed her on the cheek, while presenting Spike’s crouch to her.
“What do you think, Maud? Pretty impressive balls, huh?” Pinkie asked.
Maud’s eyes widened ever so slightly as she took in the site of Spike’s genitalia.
“These balls make me feel something that resembles joy, I think,” Maud admitted to the younger mare. “I wish to caress them.”
“Then go ahead, silly!” Pinkie encouraged her sister. “Grab those balls in both hooves and make your wishes come true!”
Maud cradled Spike’s dragon balls in her hoof, running the frog over his spit-soaked sack as she stared intently. Slowly, deliberately, she moved her mouth to them, extended her tongue, and began to lap and suck his balls.
Meanwhile, seeing that the elder Pie had the dragon’s balls well in hoof, Pinkie shifted her attention to his cock. Spike gasped as the mare took his cock into her mouth and began to suck him off. Maud mimicked her sister’s actions by engulfing his balls in her mouth and sucking on the whole sack while her tongue danced between testes.
“Pinkie! Maud! I’m gonna– I’m almost there!” Spike panted as he felt himself quickly approaching his peak under the dual oral assault of the two sisters.
Pinkie and Maud redoubled their efforts, eagerly anticipating getting to make their wish once their dragon quest was complete.
“I– nnng!” Spike gasped, reaching his orgasm.
The Pie sisters quickly pulled away, and all three creatures watched in awe as Spike came. Dragon semen exploded out of his cock, with such velocity and force that it blew out through the roof of the cave they were in. Over nine thousand gallons of cum erupted from the poor dragon, swirling into the air and forming a gigantic, floating cum dragon in the air above.
“I am the Eternal Ball Dragon,” it proclaimed. “What is your wish? Speak now, so I may grant it!”
“We–” Maud began to say, but was interrupted by her sister.
“If I see a dinosaur, I want to train it to balance on a ball!” Pinkie excitedly wished.
“Granted!” The cum dragon proclaimed, before exploding in the sky and drenching everything below for miles around in dragon semen.
“Pinkie Pie,” Maud scolded, ignoring the fact that she was currently drenched head to hoof in cum. “I thought we were going to wish for a stallion to have sex with Limestone.”
“Yeah, but my wish sounded more fun!” Pinkie replied, her tongue slurping around her face to lick it clean of Spike’s sex fluids.”Besides, we can just make that wish next time, right Spike?”
Spike couldn’t respond, still locked in a daze from having expelled a mountain’s worth of cum and then having it all rain down on him. He was sticky, tired, and very confused, but he knew one thing for sure. He really loved his dragon ballz.
Author's Note
Written in memory of Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball and so much more. I was devastated when I heard the news of his passing, so I wrote some random horse sex to commemorate it. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.
Anyway, turns out that at least I'm not dead, despite not having published anything since Christmas. I have written some stuff, but just find myself in a rut of being unable to actually finish anything. I'll try to get more stuff out in the coming months. Hope you at least enjoyed this fic.
