The worst fanfic ever written for FiMFiction.net
By Artyom Sokolov
CHAPTER ONE: THE EVIL
One day it was very nice. All the birds and pants where singing. Twilight and her boyfriend The Doctor were kissing on her couch. The tenth one of course. Then Spike run in to room. “Spike, what is it”, said Twilight.
“There is gate thing out there” he said being scarred.
“Dont worry. I am a dcotor”, said The Doctor. So they went to gate. IT WAS THE OBLIVION GATE.
“What is this? said Rainbow Dash as she appeared.
Futtlershy came in. “WE MUST SAVE THE BUNNIES!!!!”
Then Something came out of the portal. It was an evil wizard pony. He had white coat and looked EVIL.
He blew up all of the trees. Every gather together to fight him.
"YOU CAN NOT BET ME PONIES"!!!! h yellowed "BECAUSE I AM BORTHER OF PRINCESS"
"No!" Twologht said in agner."
"THEN AXCE" Then he diasapper. They were all confused.
"Doctor", Tiwilight sayed to her boy frien d. "Is that ture"?
"I know not, hun" he replod ". But let's fiwnd ot". So they ran to the tradis. But when they got there the evli minions of the wizard where eatign it! They all stuped them but it wsa to late. The tardies was gone. "We are screw"
So all dem got in the tradius and wet bach in tim. "We have to fiwnd the TARDIS" siayd The Doctor. Then they ended up in far back yer. It wsa time before all of the sutff in Ponyville. They went to stup the evil wizard betore he was when he was borthr of Colestia and Luan. Wizard's naem was Magik prince who waent to by king, like Argaorn. But his sistor was on moooooon and otter sister was men toe him. Doctor was went up to Magik. "Are you are ok?" axed Dctor.
"No. Mai sister hats me".
Wichs one" saim Twilight?" Lunae" said Magik. "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY" said Pniku.
"She is eveil and I think Celiseta is too evil too" Magik said with the sad.
"Don't worry I'm a tiemlord" say The Doctror
"What's a timelord?"
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"I KNOW TIM" he said to exp;lain to Magik
Biut then someone evil happened. Magik turn ed into EVIL WIZARD!1!!!11! "NOW I AM EVIL" he yelled with the loud!!!! The tradiS the n hit the wizard and face and was on the ground floor.
Rairity and Appeeljack then said "Now you may pay for your evil stuff"
"FFOLOS" he said" Defeating a wizard only makes it stronger"
He then went in the TARdis S and went to in to the futrue and then cam back with the amry! OF! EVIL! OUT OF THE TARDIS!
"OH NO" everyponly yelled out. Fight then happen. The pony guard army fights all the evil that princess' Colesydoa's brother had go throguht the TRDIAS. Magik tried to bee more of the evil but he couldn't because eibil wasn't enoguh. The Doctor tired to find a way to stop the evil in the TardSis but it not the work. THEN BANG it was goen. All of army went goen because time ws not right" The Dcotor Said. The Wizard went to the evil tower which went to the sun and lived off of it. Celesita tried to explod the sun stop The WIzard. "princess", twilight yelled? "If you blow up the sun and every while be died" Celesitia fought for moment and said "I wont. Just stop h im" And then she died. NOOOOOOOOOO" Twilight yelled. But sad he could not be not. She and the main six(get it?). They got to the tower of evli and Wizard said "It too late. I HAVE ALL THE POWER". Then Spike hit the exploding button and then the tower explod. The ponys went to the TARDIS and got out of there". It over is." the Doctor said. But then the army from the future cam back and with The Wizard of the evil. It was doom almost but then the otter gate opened. What cam was Ned Stark and his Army with Gandalg and Revan. The kill all of the evil and Wizard wads down now. "I am defeated and no strong" Twilight put him handclufs and put him in JAIL! It was nicve now.
"Now",. said Revan and Ned. adn Fgandlad. "We need help to fight THE EVIL IN EVIL PALCE"
Then say yes and go through gate to fight evil with Ned and TARDIS. And everyone was saved.
THE END
Now a chapter from Game of Thrones: The Board
CHAPTER 1: Good or Evli
Ned Stark was ridden on hawsre oen day with Jon Snow and Robb. It was snow outside. Then an Oblivion gate opned. What is that, fathre "axsed Jon". "Don't know. But stay back it could be evli coming" replyiod Ned. "Whot evil can it be father?" Robb saud. Then come out of Oblivion gate wsa Boromir from Lord of Rings. "Dad, the elvi looks like u!111!" yelleded Roob. Are you who" sayed Boromir? "Why does you look like mei"? Then came out of gate was rest fellowsip. Aragorn look in confising. "Why do you two look same? asked Araogrn. "Stop idiots" yellod gandag. "They different poele" Where could be, gandald?" asked Frodo. "We could be here to untien the fantays wrolds together to figt the enemy" responing Gandalf "It must be only sense" saiyd Ned. "We must first go to King's Landing" "Why"? Gimli talk to Ned. "So we can go get big army" Jon go to big Wall and get many good gyus to figt the evli" and Robb go get more of good gyus in north assweel" They did as Ned tolded them toed. "Shall we walk to King Land" sayed Aragorn. "YES!" yolled Ned. So they wet.
