Dead Squirrel in Equestria

Darkness was the vision that Squirrel was seeing right now. He was in his bed, just trying to get back to sleeping because he had woken up, but he closed his eyelid. Still, he tried kept shifting into different positions and was turning to get comfortable enough, so he can go back to sleep. That didn't seem to work though.

Eventually, his mind told him to get up and get ready for the day. After a few groans and small mumbling, he finally opened his eyes.

"My second fucking day here in Ponyville. How exciting." Squirrel grumbled as his black vision was replaced with a look of the ceiling.

While Squirrel did wake up and managed to open his eyes, he still felt drowsy and had half lidded eyes, still mentally struggling to get up. Still, Squirrel still felt drowsy from opening his eyes, so all he did was stare at his ceiling for a while, not wanting to move from his cozy mattress. He wanted to go back to sleep and close his eyes, so he can go back to sleep. The Ponies were interesting, but he didn't care at the moment.

"*Sigh* I don't want to get up." Squirrel groaned to himself. "*Yawn* Ahh. I'm so tired. I don't feel like getting up."

Squirrel was bored of staring at his ceiling, however he didn't want to get up, so he was moaning, groaning, and saying some things to pass the time, hoping he can go back to sleep.

Squirrel kept staring at the ceiling for minutes, which felt like hours to him. As Squirrel yawned a second time, he narrowed his eyes on the ceiling. A ceiling that appeared to be light blue, which made Squirrel slightly widen his half lidded eyes.

"Wait... I don't remember the ceiling looking like that." Squirrel mumbled to himself. Was he tripping? He was pretty sure that the bedroom ceiling didn't look like that, but also something about the ceiling looked familiar to Squirrel.

Squirrel narrowed his eyes as he mentally tried to think why that ceiling was familiar to him. After a few seconds of focusing on the ceiling, it finally clicked in his mind.

"Wait a minute."

Squirrel then rose from his bed to look at his surroundings and what he saw, wasn't the bedroom he fell asleep in. Instantly, he was shocked on what his eyes were seeing.

"This isn't my room... it's... my room." Squirrel said as he continued to look around his original bedroom. His bedroom that wasn't in the world of talking Ponies. The world of where he just plays games and post it to his YouTube viewers. The world that was his home. But it couldn't be possible. How could he be home? Although he had that question in his head, his eyes still couldn't believe what he woken up to... wait? Eyes?

Squirrel just realized that he could see perfectly well on the left side of his vision. On instinct, he brought his left hand to his eye to feel a slimy brain, but he felt nothing of the sort. However, he noticed the hand that was covering his left eye, wasn't a Squirrelly hand... it was a peachy hand.

Squirrel was more shocked and inspected himself. From what he had seen, he had hair on his head, two long legs, and basically a taller body than his Squirrel body. He know knew that he wasn't a Squirrel anymore, he was back to being... a Human. But how is the question.

Squirrel didn't know what to say for a while. He didn't know how to comment on this. All he did was get out of his bed and look around his room.

Squirrel inspected all over his room to see if it was actually his room. He looked at his gaming set-up, his YouTube Play Button, and basically anything he had in his room to see if they were real. From what he was seeing and feeling, he was actually in his room. But to him, it doesn't make sense.

"There's no fucking way." He muttered to himself as walked to his door to open it. As he placed his hand on the door knob, he was questioning if he was really home and wondering if his travel through Equestria was just a dream.

"Was it all a dream?" Squirrel turned the knob of the door and pulled the door slowly. As Squirrel finally opened the door, it revealed a hallway. Squirrel peeked his head out to look around the hallway, whilst his body stayed behind and didn't cross the doorframe.

Squirrel turned his head to the right. Then after a few seconds, he turned it to the left and saw that the hallway did look like the exact replica of the hallway of his house. Was he really back home?

After a few seconds of inspecting his hallway, he backed himself away from the door and slowly closed the door.

Squirrel didn't know what to say for a few seconds as he was still trying to process everything. He was able to say something after he approached and sat on the chair he used for gaming on his PC.

"So, it was a fucking dream." Squirrel then laid his back on his gaming chair to let out a sigh. He was still confused, since it felt so real that he started to question his mentality, which made him bring his two hands and put each of them on either of his eyes.

"What the fuck was that shit? It felt so fucking real. What the fuck, man." Squirrel questioned as he slowly slid his hands down his face, eventually dropping down from his chin.

He continued questioning and groaning from that "dream," which still didn't make absolute sense to him. It felt real, even though he became a Squirrel, even though he met some talking Ponies, even though he traveled through a different dimension, and even though he met Delirious in his avatar form. It was weird fo- Wait, Delirious.

Squirrel's eyes widened in realization. If Squirrel was actually here and if him meeting any talking Ponies was a dream, then Delirious should be here and should've not experience any interactions with a talking Pony.

Instantly, Squirrel gamer leaned from his gaming chair to open his PC. After a few seconds of desperate mouse clicking, he clicked on his Discord and opened the app, not even wanting to think about the Draconequus that had the same name.

When he opened the app, it showed his server, which did look like normal and looked exactly how it was the last time he was on his server. The channels still looked the same, but right now, he didn't really care about that.

He moved his mouse to the friend's list and clicked on it to show his friends. His other friends were off, however Delirious was online, which was ironic, but he didn't mentally argue with himself.

Instantly, Squirrel decided to call him, so he could talk with Delirious. "Please answer your Discord, Delirious." Squirrel mumbled to himself as the call rang and rang.

The more times it continued to ring, the more Squirrel started to feel pissed and annoyed. Delirious was online right now, so why won't he answer?

It continued to ring and Squirrel was slowly getting impatient, he needed an answer from Delirious, right now to see if he knew anything about any talking Pony. "Delirious. Pleeeease fucking answer." Still, Delirious didn't answer. Squirrel was starting to fucking lose it.

Squirrel then left the call, frustrated that Delirious didn't call and furiously started pushing some keys on his keyboard to text Delirious.

"This motherfucker." Squirrel muttered to himself in frustration. After Squirrel was done furiously typing his sentence, he sent it to Delirious. However, Delirious still didn't answer, which made Squirrel groan and slam his head on his desk. He was getting tired of this shit.

"If I don't get an answer, I'm going to fucking lose it." Squirrel groaned as he slowly lifted his head and was at a slouching position to look at the computer screen, hoping he got an answer from Delirious.

"Then an answer you shall receive." A female voice spoke out behind Squirrel.

In shock of hearing a voice (besides his) in his bedroom, he shifted from his slouching and quickly turned his chair to face the culprit of the voice and what he saw, left his jaw dropped.

What Squirrel saw was a Pony that looked like like it was from Equestria, however it looked taller. But, it didn't matter to Squirrel, since the Pony being here proved that visiting Ponyville wasn't a dream. Yet, this rose many questions to Squirrel as he continued to be in a state of shock.

While Squirrel was shocked and puzzled, he was curious about the female Mare, since it looked different then the Ponies he had seen.

The Pony had a dark blue coat, wings, a horn, some blueish green eyes, and a starry dark blue mane and a starry dark blue tail that was flowing, which made curiosity slight rise from Squirrel, since there was no fan on to move the mane and tail. But also, the Mare had a half-crescent moon necklace, and some what of a tattoo of a half-crescent moon on her flank, which made Squirrel question to himself, since he always saw these marks on these Ponies, but he never asked them. Although she was a normal Pony, Squirrel sweared she was taller than the Ponies he had seen and maybe even himself.

"Are you okay? You seem confused." The dark blue Mare said.

Squirrel snapped of his wondering and reluctantly answered. "I-I'm... alright. But, I have a question, j-just a very... polite... question. Who... are you!?" Squirrel asked with a slight exclamation.

Luna didn't wince or flinch from Squirrel's yelling, she just had a neutral expression as she was about to announce on who she was. "I am Princess Luna, Ruler of the Night, Princess of the Moon, and Watcher of Dreams. And may I ask, are you the one that is called: Squirrel?"

Squirrel's eyes widened. How did Princess Luna know his name? (Well, his online name.) And if she is here, then was going to Equestria not a a dream? If so, then how is he back home and how is this Pony at his house? And why was she the Princess of the Night? Why is she the watcher of dreams? Is she Freddy fucking Krueger? It made no sense.

Squirrel's self questioning only lasted for a few seconds as he answered the question Luna asked. "Uhh... Y-yes, I'm Squirrel, but h-how did you know my n-name?"

"Me and my sister were informed that you and your friend arrived in Ponyville and we were told of your names." Luna answered.

Upon hearing Luna's answer, Squirrel formed a confused look. "Informed? Informed by who?"

"By Twilight Sparkle. She informed us that you arrived to Equestria and she told us that you weren't from here and was from another world."

Squirrel raised his eyebrow, but he still had confusion all over his face. "You know Twilight?"

"Indeed."

"Huh, so what did she say?"

"She described your appearance of being a Squirrel with a lobe revealed. Although it's disturbing if what Twilight says it's true, she said you're friendly and have no intentions on infecting or hurting anypony if you were truly a Zombie rodent."

"Uh huh." Squirrel didn't say or add anything else as he absorbed the information, since he didn't know what to say.

"Though, if I may be honest, you don't seem to be this... Squirrel, based on appearance alone. So, I must ask, how can you be this... Squirrel when you're in your current form right now? Which is called a Human, I believe."

Squirrel put his left hand behind his neck as he thought of an explanation. "Well... ok, this is going to be tough to explain." Squirrel muttered to himself. "So yeah, I... was Squirrel because I was an... actual Squirrel and... well, I guess I'm... back home and this is what I normally looked like." Squirrel pointed a index finger at his face. "A Human, but for some reason, I... transformed into my Squirrel avatar. So yeah, does... that explain how I'm Human right here?"

"I believe it does, I suppose." Luna said.

"Well... I'm glad I answered your questions, but now-" Squirrel clapped his palms together and made both of them grip on each other. "-I kind of have a few questions myself, if you don't mind me asking. But then again, you probably won't know the answer."

Luna raised an eyebrow. "Go on, I'm curious on what question you must ask."

"Ok, well first off-" Squirrel stopped as he took a deep breath as he prepared to unload a lot of questions. He then unloaded. "-how are you here in my home? How did I did I get back home? And finally, how did I get back to being my Human self?"

Luna didn't seem phased by Squirrel's fast questioning, all she did was look around Squirrel's room. "Is this is your home?" Luna asked.

Squirrel's expression dropped at Luna's sudden question. Although it was weird that Luna asked, Squirrel still answered her question. "Uhm, y-yeah... it is, but can you answer my questions, please? I really need an answer from all this... confusion.

Luna then stopped looking around Squirrel's bedroom and focused her full attention on Squirrel. "Well, I do have a single sentence that will answer all your questions."

"Uh huh, what is it?"

"Simple, you're in a dream." Luna said casually.

Squirrel's eyes widened in surprise as he absorbed the information. Did the Freddy Krueger Pony just say he was in a fucking dream? It made no sense to him, but then again, he managed to travel to a dimension of talking Ponies.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... really!?" Squirrel asked, still not believing what he was informed of.

"Indeed."

Squirrel turned his head to look around his bedroom. His bedroom felt so real and it looked real. There's no way he could imagine to be home, right?

"Can you prove it?" Squirrel asked.

"Indeed I can." Luna answered as her horn lit up and had an aura coming from her horny tip. (Pause.)

Squirrel looked worried at what Luna was going to do and was going to ask her what she was doing, but before he can ask, he noticed that his bedroom was vanishing, which left Squirrel's jaw dropped.

Eventually, Squirrel's bedroom completely vanished, making the new surroundings around Squirrel be a night sky and sky clouds and interesting enough, Squirrel seemed to be standing on a cloud.

Once the aura disappeared from Luna's horn, she then looked at Squirrel who still had his jaw dropped, which made Luna have a little smirk. "Do you believe me now?" She said.

Squirrel slowly nodded, still with his jaw dropped.

"Well, does living in your dream answer all your questions?"

It took a few a few seconds for Squirrel to close his jaw and respond to Luna. "Uhh... Yeah, I guess... it does."

"Well, I'm glad your questions are answered."

"Yeah... but now... I have a whole lot of more questions to ask."

"Huh? More questions?"

"Yeah, first off, you're the Ruler of Dreams and control dreams, right?"

"Yes, I'm the Princess of the Moon, it's my duty."

Squirrel took a deep breath before he answered. "Ok, so... this is a dream?"

"It is a dream, but it's mainly yours."

"My dream?"

"Indeed."

Squirrel looked around the night sky for a few seconds, who still couldn't believe where he was. "Ok, so... if it's my dream, how can you control them?"

"Like I said, I'm the Ruler of Dreams, therefore I'm given the magic to control anypony's dream I enter." Luna clarified.

Squirrel blink a few times as he took in that information. He was still confused on how that work, in fact, he was thrown off by the whole concept of Ponies having magic and he wanted to question it. However, as he opened his mouth, it clicked to him that it would probably take a while or be complicated for him to understand. So he shut his mouth and opened it again to say a different response.

"Ok, m-makes... sense." Squirrel said with a small stutter, trying to make it look like he understood Luna's small explanation.

"Now, do you have any more questions that need to be answered?" Luna asked.

"Nope, not at all. No questions. I have no more questions. I'm good." Squirrel said it quickly.

Luna raised an eyebrow at Squirrel's response, but she threw the strange response aside. "Well then, I guess it's my turn to ask some questions then."

"Huh?"

"Since you got your answers, it's time I got mine."

"Oh, I... guess that seems fair."

"So my first question is... can I see your form that you were in when you first arrived to Equestria?"

"Uhmm... s-sure, but how the hell am I going to turn into a Squirr-" Squirrel then stopped as he already forgotten that he was in a dream. "Oh right. It's a dream. Well, I guess... I should imagine to turn myself into a Squirrel, r-right?"

"Correct."

"Ok then." Squirrel then took a deep breath as he prepared himself. "Here I go."

Squirrel then imagined to turn into his Squirrel form and when he did, he felt something tingle on his legs, also his arms, and his chest. Well actually, he felt his whole body tingle and all of a sudden, his vision was glowing white as his surroundings disappeared around him. However, on instinct, he closed his eyes when a white void corrupted his vision. Even after a few seconds, Squirrel still had his eyes shut until he heard Luna's voice.

"So this is your Squirrel form? Interesting." He heard Luna say.

Since Squirrel heard Luna be interested from his Squirrel form, he guessed that he successfully turned into his Dead Squirrel avater, so he slowly opened his eyes.

Or should he say eye because only his right eye was open and seeing everything, while his left side of his vision was black.

"Tell me, how are you able to walk around with your lobe exposed and treat it as it was just a scratch?" Luna asked with curiosity in her tone.

"Well... to put it simply, it's just a hand drawn avatar that's suppose to represent me and now, I'm actually my avatar because Twilight... somehow struck me with some... chaos magic?... I-I guess." Squirrel answered casually.

"Hmm, interesting. By the way, Twilight is very sorry for the trouble she may of caused on you and your friend. I hope you can forgive her."

"Oh yeah, I know she is very sorry, but me and Delirious didn't yell at her or anything, we just gave a little... response. But hey, at least this new... discovery might be interesting, since it was getting kind of boring. Playing games and streaming to your fans can be exhausting." Squirrel muttered the last sentence to himself.

"Well then, I'm glad you understand Twilight's actions, but anyways, I should get back to questioning you."

"Oh ok. What's the next question?"

Luna paused for a second and shifted her current look into a focused expression that was directly pointing at Squirrel, which threw him off. "So, I'm going to be direct here and I want you to answer with honesty. Understand?"

Squirrel actually gulped in nervousness when she finished talking in a serious tone. He didn't know what she was going to ask, but with the way her was and and her expression, he knew that he wouldn't want to fuck around and find out with a Princess ever again. How was it that she turned from apologetic to serious in a snap?

"Uh... y-yeah. W-what is it?" Squirrel answered nervously.

"Do you have any evil intentions to Equestria?"

"Nope, I don't have anything evil planned for Equestria. I'm good." Squirrel answered quickly as he waved his hands left and right to deny and he also had a little bit sweat sliding down his head.

Luna's serious gaze stayed on Squirrel for a few seconds, staring into his expression, before it finally softened and was replaced with a neutral expression. "I see. I guess there isn't no evil in you after all."

With Luna's expression and tone softened, Squirrel let out a sigh in relief and felt less nervous from her stare.

"I guess you're really clueless on where you are." Luna said.

"Y-yeah." Squirrel said with a slight nervous chuckle.

"Although I can't help but ask you about what you said earlier."

"Huh?" Squirrel was confused on what she meant. "What do you mean?"

"Earlier in your room, you hoped that your friend, Delirious would answer your Discord. I'm confused on what you mean about your Discord definition and meaning. The Discord I know is a Lord of Chaos and learned to be part of harmony. However, I feel like that your use for Discord, must mean something else. May I ask what do you mean by that?" Luna asked with pure curiosity.

"Oh well... umm..." Squirrel was thrown off by the question and put his hand under his chin as he tried to think of an answer. "The Discord I'm talking about is an app and..." Squirrel paused for a second to professionally explain to Luna, so that way she can understand it in her terms. "Well, it's just a... device that let's you... conversate? Yeah, conversate with your friends, even though if they might be far away from me, you can still communicate with your friends. So yeah, that's what Discord does."

Luna put a hoof on her chin. "Hmm, interesting."

"Yeah, that's what I meant when I mentioned Discord." Squirrel's eyes widened slightly as something came to him. "By the way, how did you hear me say Discord when you arrived a little later?"

"I was invisible and watched your actions when you were in your room." Luna answered casually.

Squirrel blinked a few times as he processed that information. "Oh... ok then.

Luna noticed Squirrel's thrown off expression, so she then apologized. "Also, I'm very sorry about intruding your dream, but it was necessary to see if you were good or dangerous."

"Oh, no it's alright. I understand... I guess." Squirrel answered awkwardly.

"Well then, since I made sure you weren't a threat and gave my apologies, my duty here is done here. I should take my leave then." Luna said as she prepared her wings.

"So... where are you going now?" Squirrel asked with some curiosity in his voice.

"I'm going to check out your friend's dreams as well."

"You're going to Delirious'?"

"Exactly, I'm going to also check out his dreams." Luna then flapped her wings as she started to slowly float. "It was nice meeting you Squirrel, but I must leave. Good night and sweet dreams, Squirrel."

Luna was then flying backwards (moon flying?) to the front of the distant moon.

"Bye as well, Luna." Squirrel waved his right Squirrelly hand as he saw Luna magically disappear from his sight, leaving him in night sky surroundings.

After a few seconds, Squirrel then dropped his waving hand, released a breath, and slightly slouched. He just had a whole dump of events occur to him in his sleep. He woke up in his house, he was turned back into a Human, he was trying to message Delirious, but it all changed when Luna revealed herself. Then, she said that he was in a dream and proceeded to wipe his home from his very eyes. Now, she left and he was stumped from what had happened in his head.

"Well... I'm still... kind of fucking confused." Squirrel said honestly to himself. After a few seconds of the silent night sky being the atmosphere, he instantly grew unamused as he looked around his surroundings.

'Wait, it's my dream, maybe I can just change the area.' Squirrel thought to himself as he focused his mind to change where he was.

As he imagined, the night sky around Squirrel suddenly looked wavy. After a few seconds of the wavy area, it suddenly started changing into a wavy bedroom, which was Squirrel's. Eventually, the wavyness of bedroom, slowed down and stopped being wavy, making Squirrel see his bedroom without any vision problems.

Once the area was back to normal, Squirrel looked around his new surroundings with a little shocked expression. He was a little surprised that he controlled the night sky to change into his bedroom.

Squirrel had not spoken for a bit, he only blinked a few times as he walked to his gaming chair and slowly set himself on his chair. He was thinking about what had transpired that led him to this certain position.

After a few seconds of processing, Squirrel finally had something come out of his mouth.

"Well, I just felt like I got nutted on."

*Poof*

Luna had teleported to another dream and was introduced to a sight of another bedroom. Luna knew that this was Delirious' dream, so she thought that she was in Delirious' room. It almost represented Squirrel's bedroom, but the room looked more messy and a little disorganized.

Luna however, was more curious about Delirious as well. Squirrel was a walking Squirrel that had it's brain showing, which made her question what Twilight said was true. And although she was informed by Twilight that Delirious was just a basic Human that hid his face, she still had some questions to ask Delirious from what she had heard about him.

However, Luna eased herself to confirm that Delirious was truly friendly and not evil, one bit. Sure, she sensed and confirmed that Squirrel was ok and not secretly planning anything, no matter how freaky he looked, but she still had to make sure that the two dimensional guest were safe to roam Equestria.

So now, all she had to do was confront Delirious and see if he answered truthfully and was being honest about his arrival in Equestria.

"This must be his room." Luna muttered to herself as she looked around, trying to find Delirious. She moved her eyes around his room until she finally spotted something.

Luna saw that there were two chairs by a desk, facing their backside to her. Looking at it, kind of reminded her that it almost looked liked Squirrel's chair, but the colors of the two looked different. And also, one of the chairs was taller than the other chair, but she didn't worry about that. But it wasn't the chair that made Luna raise an eyebrow, it was the low sound of buttons being pressed that came from where the chair was.

So Luna approached the source of the sound, hearing the buttons pressing sound louder as she got closer. "Hello? Is somepony there?" Luna called out.

The sound of buttons being pressed stopped when Luna called out her question. While the only noise in the bedroom stopped, Luna heard a "Oh" come from the chair. She stopped a little close to the chair's back, waiting to see if there was someone there. However, there was no response for a few seconds, but then, she heard something get set on the desk. This made her slowly approach the chair out of curiosity.

Suddenly, the chair turned around and it revealed a Human with a hockey mask, which made Luna startle back at the quick motion. From the looks of it, this Human looked like Delirious to Luna's observation with the mask, outfit, and messy hair.

"Oh hi." Delirious greeted so welcomingly, it was almost as he expected her to arrive.

Luna was still thrown off by the chair's sudden turn, but after a few quick blinks, she recovered and cleared her throat. "Hello. Are you Delirious?"

"Well, I am in personality and for my name as well." Delirious said as he leaned back in his chair.

"That's... good to know. Anyways, my name i-"

"Oh! Is it Princess Luna?" Delirious interrupted. Delirious' answer made Luna widen her eyes. She was surprised and confused on how Delirious recognized her. She knew Twilight didn't tell him who she was because Squirrel didn't seem to know her, so how would Delirious know?

"I-I am, b-but how did you know?" Luna asked with a few surprised sputters.

"Oh, wouldn't you like to know, Lu-Lu?" A familiar voice ringed out from the other chair.

The chair turned around and it revealed Discord to be sitting on it. He seemed to have a small welcoming smile as he laid his arms on the arm rest of the chair and laid his back on the chair.

"Discord?" Luna said in a little shocked state. "What are you doing here?"

"Just getting along with our guest." Discord answered casually as he stretched his bear arm and wrapped it around the back of Delirious' neck and pulled him and his chair closer to him and his chair.

When Delirious was pulled closer to Discord and his chair, he didn't seemed phased by his antics. He still had the welcoming look in his face. (Well, his eyes.)

"Wait, so you informed Delirious about me?" Luna asked.

"Of course. I knew you would explore his and the Squirrel's dreams, so I thought I pop in and do your duty. Well, half of your duty." Discord answered.

Luna was still a little confused on why Discord was in Delirious' dream because clearly, there was more to it. However, there was a more important question in her mind.

"Did you at least ask Delirious some questions to see if he was what he say he was? Or did you at least watch him to see if he was okay to interact with?" Luna asked.

Discord instantly had his look shift into a small sheepish smile. "Does saying that you can control your dream and imagine anything to happen in it, can match even the embodiment of chaos' power, count as a way to prove that he's a good guy?" Discord replied.

Luna released a heavy sigh and groaned at Discord's careless approach. "Really?"

"Oh c'mon, you really think this skinny Jason Voorhees is a threat? You should've seen him when I summoned a few Teddy Bears for him."

"Yeah, you should've seen it." Delirious added, but then a second passed and his eyes widened. "Hey wait, how the hell do you know Jas-"

Discord instantly shut up Delirious by putting a Bear finger on his lips. "Shh, quiet. Adults are talking."

Ignoring Discord and Delirious' banter, she continued to scold Discord's approach. "Still, we have to make sure that we understand their intentions and make sure that they are say who they say they are."

"Ehh, well, I know his intentions and I for one can say that Delirious isn't evil, just chaotic, like moi." Upon saying moi in a little bit of an accent, a small flash appeared around Discord's mouth and it revealed a French mustache that was on Discord's upper lip.

Delirious cracked a small smile at his antics, however Luna was still unamused, but she raised an eyebrow. "You know Delirious' intentions?"

Discord's perfectly organized mustache disappeared as Luna asked that question. "Yeah, he's just far from home and took a little detour to our world and is very confused on where he is right now."

Luna was about to say something to rebel back at Discord, but she stopped the words from leaving her mouth. If Discord says Delirious was just lost and clueless, then he would be just like Squirrel. She then was contemplating to believe Discord words or not. "Are you sure, that Delirious isn't hiding any kind of evil intentions?"

"Oh please, he couldn't plan anything evil, even if he tried. The most evil thing he can come up with is a Shark eating a cheeseburger."

Luna was confused and had to do a double take. "A... Shark eating... a cheeseburger?"

"Yeah and although it doesn't sound threating, it's really only chaotic and I'm definitely adding that to my list of visual gags." Discord snapped his talon fingers and summoned a paper and quill on his hands. He had the paper list in his talon claw and the quill in his bear paw. There was also a small floating bottle of ink that Discord used when he dipped the quill's tip in the ink. After a dip, Discord used the ink tipped quill to write on the paper.

Luna shook her head and got the confusion off her face. "Ok Discord."

"Yes?" Discord wasn't looking at Luna, he was looking at his list as he continued to write.

"If what you're saying is true, then I suppose I'll believe you, but are you sure he isn't dangerous?"

After Discord was done writing, he turned his look to Luna as the quill and ink bottle disappeared. "Oh Lu-Lu, trust me. There's now way Delirious is evil."

Luna eyes furrowed a little bit from the teasing nickname. "Ok, if you say so. I guess my duty here is done then." Luna then put her left front hoof on her chin and narrowed her eyes. "Though I am little suspicious on why you're exploring his dream and confirming if he's dangerous."

Discord suddenly disappeared from his chair, but he then appeared by the right side of Luna, only close to her by a few inches. With his arms behind his back, he bent his neck down. "Well, let me break it down for you, Lu-Lu."

Discord then pulled back his neck and was slowly walking around Luna, still with his arms behind his back "One, he and the rodent were chaotic surprise and basically did all the chaos I could've come up with, so I explored little Delirious' dream to see him and interact with him myself. Two, I informed Delirious about being in a dream. Yada yada yada yada. Then, I told him that you were going to probably arrive and informed him on who you are, so it can save Delirious some time save you some time, and even the author some time."

"What?" Delirious confusingly commented, due to Discord mentioning something about an author.

"Oh nothing, anyways. For number 3, I thought it would be a reasonable and nice thing to do for a friend of mine. After all, I am loyal to all my friends and respect them all the same." A halo appeared above Discord's head as his two hands gripped together. His expression seemed to be calm when his eyes were closed and he had a small smooth smile.

However, Discord's innocent act was quickly removed when he suddenly moved his Bear paw away from his talon claw and grabbed the halo. His calm expression was changed into small smirk when he brought the halo close to his mouth.

"Though I mainly preferred door number 1 and only did it for chaos." A door appeared in front of Discord and it had a big number "1" marked on the middle of the door. He took a bite of the halo that was held by his paw, almost like it was a donut.

Luna was listening to Discord's answer, very closely. Even though he was the lord of chaos and would make no sense, she believed every word that the chaos lord was saying.

"I see." Luna said. "I guess you really did a nice thing, Discord, even if you didn't mean to do it."

"What can I say? Chaos solves everything." Discord said as he took another bite from his halo as the door marked #1 disappeared.

"I suppose it does." Luna then prepared her wings and extended them. She was clearly ready to make her leave.

"Leaving already." Discord asked while chewing halo bits in his mouth.

"Yes, my job here is done."

"Are sure you don't want to hang out with me and Delirious? We were going to play some games that Delirious always plays in his dimension."

"That... sounds nice, but I have to go, unfortunately."

"Alright, suit yourself." Discord had a orange suit appear on his body as shrugged his shoulders and shoved the last bits of the halo that was in his Bear fingers, into his mouth.

Luna then started floating backwards with her wings flapping. "Well, farewell to you two. I'll see you and Delirious another time."

"Goodbye Luna!" Delirious exclaimed as waved his left hand to say goodbye.

Discord didn't say anything, the only thing that was coming out of his closed lips were the sounds of chewing the last bits of his halo. However, he wiggled his talon claws and folded them to form a goodbye motion to Luna.

Luna then suddenly was at the roof of the room and it looked like she was going to bump into it, however she just phased through it, like she was a Ghost. Once she got her body through the phaseble wall, she completely disappeared, leaving only the delirious hockey masked man and the Lord of Chaos in the room.

Discord and Delirious stopped waving and moving their fingers as they saw Luna leave the room.

Discord's orange suit disappeared when he finished chewing his halo and swallowed it. After finishing his halo treat, he turned around to address to Delirious. "So, now that's Lu-Lu is gone, what do yo-"

Discord stopped talking when he saw Delirious looking at a paper, which Discord recognized. With a raised eyebrow, Discord asked Delirious a question. "Hey, are you reading my gag list?"

"Oh yeah, you got some pretty cool ideas." Delirious said, still with his eyes looking down the list.

"Oh... well, I'm the embodiment of chaos. Of course I have good ideas." Discord accepted the compliment as a smile formed on his face from the sudden praising.

"Let's see, sneezing piñatas, flying pigs, chocolate rain. Damn, they all sound cool." Before Delirious can continue to look more down the list, Discord made the list disappear when he snapped his Bear paw.

"Thanks. If you have any more chaotic ideas, like a Shark eating a cheeseburger, ring me up." Discord closed his talon claws, except his claw's pinky and thumb, which formed a call me motion that Discord put by his ear.

"Alright, I'll let you know. By the way, you still want to keep playing Mortal Kombat?" Delirious said as he picked up a Xbox controller.

Suddenly, Discord teleported from the spot he was standing in, to the chair beside Delirious. "Sure, I was already beating you, so why not continue." Discord teasingly said.

"Fuck you." Delirious chuckled as he turned his chair to face the monitor.

Discord grabbed a controller and turned his chair to face the monitor as well.

"I'm going to beat your ass." Delirious said.

Discord teasingly rolled his eyes. "Whatever you say."

They then started pressing buttons as they were on the Mortal Kombat character select screen.

They would then play their gorey game and enjoy it. It's violence was bloody, but it's action kept both of them entertained.

After all, some bloody action does make it a whole lot of fun, right?