Chapters Round One: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears
Round One: Equestria vs. Care Bears
Round OneEquestria vs. Care Bears
So, we have Care Bears? In my opinion, the show isn't much of a nightmare. However, let's get to it!
Over the horizon, the two sides looked menacingly at each other. Each glare would be offset by the fact that they were coloured in ways not possible for creatures in real life. However, they didn't belong in real life, so it didn't matter.
Rainbow Dash, as her brash self always, was the first to make a move, her eyes locked on Harmony Bear, being the reckless pegasus she was, she bolted straight for her target. Harmony Bear barely had enough time to put up a shield before Rainbow Dash hit her.
The pegasus rammed straight into the solid object, flinching for a second, she allowed Grumpy Bear to zap her with a nearby cloud. It singed her tail, and not her body. But this time, she was ready. However, without thinking rationally she started delivering a collection of punches and bucks while staying in the air at Grumpy Bear, before she got hit by a hammer that Share Bear pulled out.
After that, even though it was normally beyond her pride, Rainbow Dash admitted that despite all her abilities she was hopelessly outnumbered, she dashed straight back at the neighborhood of mach two.
She informed Twilight of the situation, and so, she agreed to go forward, but they wouldn't charge.
Meanwhile, Back at the Care Bear side, they were creating duplicates of Funshine's ATV and a a lollipop that Grumpy Bear brought along. Maybe if the battle was to last long they would need it. Share Bear created duplicates of Funshine's water bottle that he brought along. It was made of steel, and was better that fists at least. They were ready.
Meanwhile, the Main Six weren't getting along too well. Rarity avoided mud and Applejack, who simply went straight forward regardless of what was in her way. Fluttershy was at the end of the pack, chattering. Twilight was ready to charge up a magic spell to melt a hole in something. Holding a charged spell would just burn her energy.
However, they were slightly shocked by the purr of ATV engines, the equines had no idea what it was, all they knew was it was malevolent.
Twilight spent three seconds charging up a lethal bolt of magic. It was strong enough to rip through five centimetres of solid steel, easily enough to kill three fully grown stallions.
She unleashed the bolt. It traveled forward at near the speed of sound, and found its target, Wonderheart's ATV that she, after some begging, got Tenderheart to accept her riding her own. The magenta bolt of energy ripped straight through the vehicle, and made it blow sky high. Wonderheart's corpse could have been mistaken for burnt scrap metal judging by how badly burnt it was.
The Care Bears attention was grabbed by the explosion for enough time for Rainbow Dash to shoot a lightning bolt from a nearby cloud, it hit Funshine directly between the eyes. He was immediately killed by the couple hundred thousand volts zapping him. He was practically being burnt inside out, and it was too much for his body.
The Care Bears, however, were now much more serious. Cheer Bear shot out a rainbow, enough to distract the Main Six, and Tenderheart Bear, despite usually being cool as a cucumber, was offset by Wonderheart's demise. He pulled out his substitute club otherwise known as a water bottle and jumped off his ATV, which nearly splattered Applejack. He ran up to her and gave a swift swing of his bat. It missed but he took another one, this one hit Applejack in the body, and having her flinch enough, hit her in the head. Just as he was about to deal the finishing blow, Applejack, being too stubborn as to even accept near certain death, punched her combatant in the face. Then, she turned around and bucked him in the chest. This wasn't the precise, ordered buck she used for apple trees. This was her meanest, strongest buck.
Her hooves connected with his rib cage, a clear crack could be heard and her hooves sunk into the lungs. Her left one partially hit the heart, enough to cause excruciating pain but not enough to be fatal. Tenderheart Bear fell, down, clearly almost dead. He took only a few seconds to bleed out. With the damage done to his lungs, he wasn't even able to take a last breath.
Meanwhile, Twilight charged up another bolt of magic to fire at Harmony Bear who had switched to ground tactics. Harmony Bear did deploy a shield but the bolt melted a hole straight through it and hit her. While the force was vastly weakened by the shield she was knocked back and right in the middle of her belly badge, was a third degree burn tainting the previously pretty picture. Twilight unleashed another bolt, this one was much weaker, she didn't charge at all, but it was more then enough to give her victim a second degree burn on her shoulder.
However, little did Twilight know, that Grumpy Bear was sneaking up on her. Right before she fired the finishing blow that would kill Harmony Bear, he batted her right in the face. This caused her to release the bolt and set a path of grass on fire a couple hundred metres away.
Grumpy Bear took another strike at her head, and then one at her stomach. He prepared a cloud to come over to deal the finishing blow to Twilight.
However, he didn't know that Rainbow Dash was on that cloud. She twirled her hooves vertically and pressed down on the cloud.
The bolt hit Grumpy Bear right in the back. He fell to the ground with a thump, smoke rising from the area the lightning bolt hit. Rainbow Dash gave a nod to Twilight before they both targeted Harmony Bear.
However, Harmony Bear was no longer at the spot, in fact, she wasn't in sight. Twilight and Rainbow could only assume she ran away.
However, the loud roar of an ATV could be heard not far away. Cheer Bear jumped of of the vehicle, using the momentum to get a direct hit at Rainbow's head.
Rainbow Dash fell to the dirty grass. She slowly got up, to see Twilight grab Cheer Bear with telekinesis and throw her over the horizon.
Back to where the Care Bears were, they finally decided to work out a plan. Since they were out of sight, the Main Six decided to simply go to Twilight and Rainbow Dash's position to camp and wait for them to come back.
Share Bear created a few more duplicates of a duplicate ATV she had. It was too dangerous to go back to retrieve the lost ones. With that, they could go with their plan. They revved off at full throttle.
The Trio went up a random hill that would lead towards the Main Six's camp. Once, they gained enough speed, the jumped over the hill, into sight of the Main Six. They were supposed to land on a few and then engage in close quarters combat. If each one of them landed on one then it would be a even match from then.
However, Twilight noticed them and deployed a force field. The ATVs simply bounced straight off the shield.
Rainbow Dash, had a quick backup plan. She simply told Twilight to keep the force field up and flew out.
She went up to the three remainders of the Care Bears, and pulled off one of her signature moves. When Twilight didn't have the force field up, this would probably kill her friends as well, but now it was perfect. She flew up, until she was above the cloud layer, hoping Twilight had the common sense to keep the force field up, She dove down, slowly gaining speed until she was fast enough to perform the move. The Care Bears, thinking it was a simple dive, sidestepped. However, what they didn't know, was that it was much more.
Once Rainbow Dash hit the ground, a mushroom shaped cloud rose up, a multicoloured shock wave accompanied it. The whole land was shaken for miles.
Once it had cleared, Rainbow Dash looked at the corpses of the Care Bears. It was a bloody heap with internal organs and broken bones. Looking back at her friends, she saw Twilight had put down the force field, and they were very well alive.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wins!
Round Two: My Little Pony vs. Winx Club
Round Two: Equestria vs. Winx Club
Round OneEquestria vs. Winx Club
So, another show that has a pretty big fanbase? And it's rated TV-Y7 FV? I have a bad feeling about how the mane six are gonna deal with this.
No, wait, just a note. Let's say the Winx Club may only use their Winx and not their Enchantix, Sophix etc. They only seem to have one additional attack and is otherwise used as something else. But since they gain something they I say they can't use it just like the mane six CANNOT use the Elements of Harmony.
The battlefield was a large one this time. It was a large plain miles from any civilization, just lush hills, rather peaceful woods, and several caves.
The two sides started off at different locations. The Winx Club spawned in the forest, the mane six spawned in the middle of the plain. However, this gave an unfair advantage to the Winx Club, who could clearly see the mane six and they couldn't see them. They weren't about to waste that. Bloom charged up a fireball, Stella charged up Sun Burst. Tecna put up a firewall. The rest were just ready to attack.
However, the mane six were more then ready for an ambush. Pinkie Pie had pulled out six chainsaws out of nowhere, and nopony was about to ask where they came from though. She also pulled some crossbows. Fluttershy, who preferred to not engage in direct combat grabbed a crossbow. Applejack thought that a crossbow would have its limits though and took a chainsaw. Rainbow Dash, who obviously wasn't afraid of direct contact grabbed a chainsaw. Twilight knew that chainsaws weren't that reliable though, they would give away your position if you were ready and it took too much effort to throw them, so she took a crossbow and put it in her saddlebag as a last resort. She was the only one who thought of bringing anything to carry things around though. Pinkie Pie took both, and stored them in hammerspace. Rarity, who obviously wouldn't want to get blood all over her, took a crossbow. Pinkie Pie also took a bunch of bricks out of nowhere and put them together, sticking them with mortar to make a small base. Twilight used magic to dry the mortar as fast as possible, but was unable to keep up with the insanely fast rate that Pinkie was building it. They had a two metre wall with a door and some battlements.
However, as soon as Twilight dried the last brick, a burst of fire hit the wall. Had it not fall down in an arc, they would have been dead. The fire burnt out in a few seconds but left some scorch marks. Twilight looked up, it was an air strike! They were helpless with no roof to shelter them.
But Fluttershy was on the battlements, and shot an arrow. She aimed for the head of Aisha but it missed.
"Ponyfeathers."
While it wasn't exactly strong language, it wasn't something she said much at all.
Grabbing another arrow to reload she shot again in a few seconds.
This one hit Musa in the leg. It went straight through, but she wasn't fatally damaged. But in the recovery she heard a loud rev.
Rainbow Dash revved up her chainsaw and began the slice Musa from the head to right between the legs. Rainbow Dash wasn't to disgusted by the blood but at least felt bad killing like that. She had to reassure herself that they would spawn back in their world, just shadowed by the fact they lost.
Tecna shot a digital web and trapped Twilight. The unicorn tried to escape the complicated trap but it would take a while. She saw a fireball going at her.
"No," she thought,"NO!"
But it didn't hit her, it hit Rarity. Which was just as bad.
She began to burn. Within seconds she was a black heap of burnt flesh. But she fired one more arrow. It hit Roxy at her arm. For a second she was afraid she would be finished off by Rainbow Dash but suddenly the pegasus was blasted away by a Sun Burst.
Twilight finally freed herself from the spell. She charged up a special bolt of magic she had been practicing for. It sent up to twenty bolts that split in fifteen degrees as soon as fired. The accuracy would be lethal, but it would drain her. However, being drained was something she wasn't scared of, after all those years of mastering magic.
She fired the bolt. True to what she intended, it split. Each one wasn't that powerful but it was good for multiple targets and the combined force was fatal. The blast hit Tecna and Flora. They weren't killed, and Stella shot double Sun Bursts at her.
"Oh come on," she muttered.
BAM!
She was propelled back at higher than the speed of the world record for terminal velocity. When she hit the wall nothing was left but an unrecognisable heap of gore and organs.
Applajack revved up her chainsaw. She found that Rainbow Dash had returned. Although she was burnt at some parts she was otherwise fine.
They charged forward. Dodging a rampage of fireballs that Bloom fired. They kicked Roxy, who was on the ground and both made a gory mess.
Flora created binding vines up to right below Applejack and Rainbow Dash. While they were unaware she made a tree bloom up at speeds that would be dangerous. The momentum threw them upwards and target practice for Bloom. She shot several fireballs at the ground below them, ensuring that they would fall to a fiery death. Rainbow Dash, wasn't about to allow that, and grabbed Applejack, swooping them both away and barely skimming the burning tree.
Flora didn't react well. It hurt. She was almost part of those plants. She might have as well has have been burning. She just hoped the plan worked. But then it didn't.
Fluttershy, on the other hand, was enraged. They burnt a tree. She aimed her crossbow at Flora and shot.
Ironically, when Fluttershy was angry this time she had become a crack shot. The arrow went straight though Flora's head. The disturbance ripping the top half into a pile of blood and brain. She felt it going on. Her overly assertive side. Her sadistic laughter.
Only to see Rainbow Dash get shot down by a fireball.
Applejack was able to leave the mess without too much harm but Rainbow Dash didn't seem to good. After some rolling she managed to put out the fire but was wounded. Very badly.
Fluttershy growled,"YOU. WILL. NOT. HURT. MY. FRIENDS!"
She flew forward at speed and acceleration that would make put the Wonderbolts to shame. She collided with Aisha and brought her to the ground. Grabbing her crossbow she loaded an arrow in. But she was blasted away by a fireball near her.
Pinkie Pie was on the battlements and had produced a jar full of neurotoxin. She loaded it into a Sniper Rifle's breech where it shouldn't have fit. She aimed the weapon at Aisha. She aimed the weapon at her head and shot.
However, she forgot to keep bending physics when she shot. So the jar ripped the breech much wider and the jar went away not as fast. The rifle was pretty much useless as every shot would have an insane misfire, if it would fire at all. She could care less though, and discarded the useless weapon.
The jar, on the other hand, wasn't exceeding the speed of sound due to being as aerodynamic as a house brick. However, the neurotoxin landed near enough to consume her and kill her. Pinkie had modified it to make the infested spots an obvious purple. It would alert the enemy team where the danger was but it alerted her allies as well.
However, Bloom decided she had enough of Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
She closed her eyes and spent a few seconds charging up a spell. A few fiery swirls surrounded her. She combined it into one blast.
"Fusion Fire!"
Fire spread widely around her sight, but not leaving it. The flames engulfed Rainbow Dash and Applejack completely.
Fluttershy headshot Tecna when she was distracted by the fire. It was a game of one gets rid of the other and one is lost.
She was blown back by a spell from Stella, who finally discovered her location. Sea of Light. More than enough to expose Pinkie.
"Damn," she thought,"I should have changed positions after every shot."
She didn't have enough time to perform the stare. All she knew was she was flying over the horizon, her wings too wounded to flap. This time was didn't have butterflies to save her. She would splatter.
And she did. Luckily, she would respawn in her cottage, to be able to continue with life whether the team lost or not.
Stella took a glance at where Fluttershy was. She congratulated herself, there was only one more of them.
But she heard the loud rev of a chainsaw and the next thing she knew was she was being cut in half from between the legs up. Gore was splattered around for several metres, and Pinkie Pie's cut was remarkably careless. As her corpse had gashes that harmed the flesh around it and the organs.
Bloom flew to the battlements. She was plenty confident she would win the showdown. After all, she was the most powerful fairy. The fairy and the pony stared at each other, until the silence was broken and Pinkie pulled a shotgun out of nowhere.
Bloom used Full Dragon Energy in an attempt to get Pinkie, but the pony had jumped up, the flames merely skimmed her leg. Pinkie aimed, knowing that Bloom had nothing to do.
She blew her last remaining enemy's head off. Shattering the skull and making it pop like a firework. The headless body slumped to the ground, very well dead.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wins
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Round Three: My Little Pony vs. Monster High
Round Three: Equestria vs. Monster High
Round Three
I didn't really want to include online stuff but looks like I'm doing it. This was requested by Calirolls .
Monster High, where the offspring of famous monsters go to school. Although it's more mess around then go to school. The concept is interesting but no, I don't hate it but I just don't find it that good.
The combatants should be ready soon.
No wait, Cleo's trying to get Fluttershy to feed her grapes.
"Breaking combatants apart in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. "
"Breaking success. Battle may commence. "
Good, the control robot's dealt with the prick.
On a huge space, filled up with forests and mountains. The only terrain that you could go through was rough. The sun baked the mountains and the forest, was luckily taken up with no humidity. So the forest was cool. Even the springs were covered up with some long branches and thick greenery.
A cannon shot sounded over the horizon as the two teams spawned. The Mane Six spawned in the middle of a cave in a mountain. It was not sun baked, thanks to the shade. The Monster High girls spawned in the forest, near a lake. They couldn't do much more then wait.
Pinkie pulled out a pump action shotgun that lacked a stock. She distributed them out. But the ponies could only ponder on what the heck it was.
"Its a shotgun!" Pinkie shouted out, her usual excited self.
"Quiet Pinkie, you're gonna give away our position!" Twilight almost shouted it out.
"Oh," the energetic mare lost about half her spunk.
"Now, what the hay is that thing anyways?"
"Duh you silly filly! Its a shotgun!"
"More specific," Twilight almost demanded an answer.
Pinkie suddenly became serious now that she was demanded to be more specific."Its a shotgun. A weapon. It shoots steel streamlined objects at an incredible speed. But the shotgun is special, as the object splits up into many, smaller pellets. This allows you to not require aiming at reasonable range and can harm multiple targets at once. After a shot, you must slide this back and forth." she pulled the cocking handle back, forcing a not fired shell out of the breech."So it makes room for another shot. After you have done this a certain amount of times, you will need to take new shells and load them in at the bottom here." she pointed at the bottom loading point and loaded the full discarded shell back in.
But she got a bit carried away, and pulled out a M16.
"This is an assault rifle. You know about splitting projectiles? This goes straight forward. You aim down the sights, see?" she showed the sights."The weapon will fire the bullets at an incredible rate. You simply need to hold down the trigger. After thirty shots, you will need to reload. Like this." she pulled the clip out of the breech, and put in a fresh one.
There were no questions. And it was creepy almost, how Pinkie had suddenly become so serious.
She broke the silence."No questions? Good! I'll give you one of each of these. Wear these modified saddle bags. They can hold the weapons at the back. Also, store ammo inside the bags. I'll give you each ten assault rifle clips, and sixty spare shotgun shells. Keep them safe. If you don't, then the weapon will be totally USELESS!" she made her voice suddenly rise at the end to emphasize the danger of having a unloaded gun.
Almost as if nothing had happened, Pinkie began bouncing towards the entrance of the cave, leaving the equipment for her friends behind and carrying hers. She put a mounted machine gun at the entrance. This would be their base.
"Um, Pinkie?" Twilight said.
"Yeah?"
"I don't think we're cut to use these weapons, we can't even pull the trigger."
The Monster High girls were creeping along the forest. They came out and decided to take shelter in a mountain.
But once they entered the cave, the first thing they saw was a machine gun turret.
With a pink mare using it.
There was several loud cracks as Pinkie held down the trigger. Empty casings fell out at an insane rate. The bullets left the breech and through the rotating barrel. The bullets unfortunately found their target on Ghoulia Yelps body. Two dozen bullets dug into her chest. She was a zombie though, and was able to have reasonable resilience.
But Rainbow Dash flew out of the cave, her distinctive trail behind her. She hit Cleo right in the body at about mach three. The force ripped the human mummy mutant and ripped her in half. The delicate balance of organs severed, and they poured out of the body like water out of a cup. To say that Rainbow Dash was gore splattered was an understatement.
Fluttershy took a crossbow from Pinkie. The guns' trigger guards and lack of space to move her hoof made it so she couldn't fire them. But crossbows could. The arrow found its target on the already battered Ghoulia Yelps. It penetrated right through they zombie, but amazingly the zombie was still alive.
Taking advantage of Pinkie targeting Ghoulia yelps, Draculaura made her way behind the pony. As much as it disgusted her she had to use it. It was her only weapon. So while the mare was still on it she sunk her teeth into Pinkie's neck.
Lagoona Blue tried to make it around all the defenses, but it was too difficult to not notice the mutant. Applejack and Rarity charged at her. Applejack reared up and put off a precise buck. She could save the most powerful ones when she was being threatened. Rarity, took advantage of Lagoona's flinching and gave her own buck. While it was nowhere as near as powerful as Applejack's bucks, it was still surprisingly powerful. She had aimed right below the center of the lungs, and that crushed the solar plexus. She turned around and fired a vivid blue bolt of magic. She was nowhere as near as good at battle magic when compared to Twilight. The most her shot that she charged for a second was inflict a second degree burn. the least was first degree. With the same charging Twilight could have easily inflicted a gruesome fourth degree burn, melting to the bone. Except Twilight was so adept that it would go right through the body. But the battering was already enough for Lagoona to double over in pain. She could only watch in horror as Applejack walked up to her and stomped on her head.
The farmer's hoof broke right through the cranium, leaving the brain defenseless. She kept on going, and basically made the head pop like a firework.
Twilight, however, was on a killing spree. She charged up a spell for three seconds and shot Draculaura in the back. Pinkie still nearly had an artery punctured though, and she would need covering. Twilight pulled an arrow from Fluttershy's shot supply and stuck the wooden side through the vampire's heart. She pulled it out, letting the corpse fall to the ground. She charged up another spell, this time for five seconds. Aiming her head at Ghoulia's body, she let go of the stress locked up in her horn. Ghoulia may have been incredibly resilient, but over several dozen pieces of lead, a crossbow arrow to the chest, and finally a extremely powerful bolt of magic she couldn't take it. She fell down, feeling the hole in her chest as she fell down.
She aimed her horn at Frankie Stein, however, the next thing she felt was claws digging into her side. She looked up, vision hazy, to see a triumphant Clawdeen above her, one of her paws covered in gore.
Fluttershy aimed her arrow at Clawdeen. This was her last shot. Couldn't waste it. She pulled the trigger, the mechanism pulling the string from its resisting area and let the arrow out. It found its way in Clawdeen's body and penetrated right through. The arrow missed Frankie barely.
Twilight on the other hand, was losing serious blood. She gasped as she closed her eyes. To open them again in her own library, on her bed.
However, Rainbow Dash grabbed the arrow in mid air. She smiled as she flew down to Frankie, right in front of her so the monster could know she was going to die. She cracked a sadistic grin as she forced an arrow into Frankie at mach two.
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Round Four: My Little Pony vs. Littlest Pet Shop
Round Four: Equestria vs. Littlest Pet Shop
Round Four
Littlest Pet Shop, the show that aired on the same day as MLP's Season 3. The show is comparable with MLP in quality. While it's songs are only a minute, it compensates with being incredibly catchy. MLP had longer ones, and are getting shorter ones. While they both are of good quality, two Earth Ponies, one that can blatantly bend physics. Two pegasi, one that can reach mach ten and one that possesses a menacing stare capable of stopping anything. Two unicorns, one able to do more than under the skin and one that is extremely skilled in the field of magic, and that includes lethal battle magic. Can little animals staying in a street corner pet shop day camp stand up to these ponies?
A huge, lush, green plain was laid out in the middle of a collection of mountains and ice. The field was far from flat, several bumps of soil covered with grass could provide cover. As if anything needed it. Or did they?
Both of the teams spawned in a few caves in the mountains. The caves weren't big, so if the fight was to last longer than a few days, one team wouldn't have enough space to make a huge, developing base.
Blythe was somewhat shocked, as an error made her spawn a metre from the cold, hard ground of the cave. She let out a yelp that sounded too much like one of Rainbow Dash's before hitting the ground. The rest of the pets looked at her somewhat expectantly. Instead of giving orders, she glanced at Russell. Whether the hedgehog noticed or not, he acted like it.
"Penny and Vinnie, you work together and try to distract some of the ponies and try to land hits when you can do so."
"Blythe, you, um... Try to help the pets not freak out."
"Zoe, you try snapping. I know it's not your thing but dogs can snap hard, can't they?
"Minka, you play hit and run tactics."
"Pepper, you spray everything that's a pony."
Sunil, you act like everything's a cobra. Try not to punch any rocks, though.
Right at the other side, the Mane Six had gone far enough in the tournament to require to little to no questioning to begin doing things. Pinkie Pie, as usual, began distributing the weapons out of nowhere. She handed out a crossbow to Fluttershy, who was beginning to take a liking to the crossbow. Pinkie had gone far enough to design a small, wooden, dulled spike covered in a small wooden ring to make an aiming sight for the crossbows. She took out a small, razor sharp knife and handed it to Rarity.
"That knife is designed to spill the lowest amount of blood possible," she said in a voice that sounded too serious for her.
Rarity nervously levitated the weapon. Of course, Pinkie should have been telling the truth that the knife drew as little gore as possible. She wasn't very good with battle magic, wasn't a crack shot with the crossbow, the chainsaw was far too messy. So she ultimately decided that it would be used.
Pinkie gave nothing to Applejack, who didn't ask for anything and probably didn't need anything with a pair of rear legs as brutal as hers. Twilight was not given anything, and didn't protest as she found crossbows rather useless when battle magic bolts traveled faster, and had a slight explosive property. Crossbows didn't go as fast and weren't explosive, no matter how powerful they were.
Rainbow Dash may have not needed anything, as she was fast enough to smash into things and leave them in half. But she still took a chainsaw.
Pinkie Pie smiled, her team was ready. She pulled a shotgun out of nowhere and blew some smoke from the barrel, which shouldn't have had smoke in the first place. She turned around, still smiling. It wasn't her usual, winning smile. It was a sadistic smile that should have belonged to a psycho who would have been in a lunatic asylum.
The team proceeded. Walking proudly, hooves made the usual clopping sound. It was quite menacing really. An achievement for pastel coloured ponies. Pinkie Pie's smile grew until one would wonder how her seventeen face muscles sustaining it would sustain one that big.
The pets were at the other side, not so ready. They had nervous expressions pasted on their faces, and were practically target practice for Fluttershy.
A twang that lasted for only a split second indicated a crossbow firing. Fluttershy had pulled her hoof back, pulling the trigger back with it. The shape of the trigger made the string go up, in a position to release the potential energy stored. The string travelled forward, taking the arrow with it. The arrow went forward as a result at high velocity. It landed near Blythe, digging into the soil. She gave the used arrow a glance. They were unarmed, and their enemy got weapons from only Pinkie knows where. And so, she pulled the arrow out of the soil, flipping it to be in a stabbing position.
The other pets were half as prepared as her. They didn't have much weapons. Russell took a glance at Penny. Sure, she showed plenty of anger that could fuel her strength. But he had no idea how to convey it. Maybe insult her, but that would send her hurtling at him and he would have to find a way to send it to the enemy. He could say that the enemy team insulted her but she might not fall for it. In the end, he just dumped the idea.
Russell began a thinking of a battle plan. Perhaps he could roll along the plain, using the tiny hills to help provide cover and ambush on of them...
He was cut short by a unrealistically loud shotgun blast. The pellets missed them all but it was enough for him to spring into action.
Vinnie was the closest to being shot, it weren't for how much dancing he had done, he would have lost a leg. He began sprinting up to Pinkie. Maybe he could annoy her and Blythe could flip out and stab her in the back. Without even discussing the plan, he charged at the currently oblivious mare.
He kicked Pinkie in the rear legs. The mare turned around, standing on her hind legs, only the rear to support he body. She cocked the handle, letting an empty cartilage fall out. Then firing. This caused Penny to flee.
At that range, there was no way that any creature could dodge a shotgun round. Vinnie's whole body exploded into gore, his organs were even fitted in. Green specks were the only indication that the pile of blood was ever a living being.
Meanwhile, Blythe was crouch walking up to Pinkie, who was cocking the handle back to make room for a new round with a very satisfied grin. Blythe licked her lips, and flipped the knife in a position so that she would stab the arrow in with the most power possible. She raised her arm as she got ready to draw her team's first blood.
Rarity, on the other hand, was stalking Blythe. She had an invisibility spell on that with about half a minute of trying, finally got it to work. She levitated the knife and stabbed Blythe in the face. True to Pinkie's word, it drew little gore. When Blythe fell down dead, not one drop of blood had escaped. When she pulled the knife out, it did have blood on it. But as if the steel that the blade was made out of repelled blood, within a few seconds all the blood dripped off, leaving a clean, shiny blade. She dropped the spell to renew it, as she wanted to know that she had five minutes exactly of invisibility. In five seconds, she was cloaked again and ready to stab more things.
She glanced back at Pinkie, who was wincing, from the pain of the arrow, which was embedded in her back. Not enough to be fatal. The party mare plucked it off, setting of a chain of yelps.
Russell began rolling along, to get Fluttershy. After he was certain he was unnoticed, he jumped up and used his prickly back to stab Fluttershy.
The adorable mare squealed, but a second later, the startled look on her face turned into a stern, intimidating glare. She picked Russell off her back, and aimed her crossbow at him-
"Uh oh."
-and forced the arrow through his body. It went through and continued on.
Rainbow Dash caught the arrow. She smiled. Ready to drive it through everything in her path. She flew forward, trying to stick the object into Minka. However, she went too fast, and ended up crashing into the side of a mountain, missing Minka altogether.
Applejack picked up some stones, and turned around and bucked them. They went forward, like bullets. Two of them missed. The last one hit Minka, knocking the breath out of her and grounding her. Grunting painfully, she slowly stood up.
Somewhere inside of her, she managed to get the energy to keep on going. She jumped off several trees, making for a difficult target. Rainbow, who had learned nothing, went straight at the spider monkey at mach two.
And crashed right into another mountain.
She grunted in pain, slowly dragging herself up. While she was extremely resilient, she wasn't invincible from crashes. She decided to go so fast that Minka could have not dodged her.
She hit the monkey at mach 4. She didn't need to stab her. Minka was dead.
"Er... What are you doing Sunil?" asked Pepper.
Sunil was punching rocks, yelling out,"I. HATE. COBRAS.
Over the horizon, a multicoloured streak hit Zoe as it was coming down. While she did get a snap on the pegasus it only grazed the skin and caused minor pain. At least compared to crashing into a mountain.
Pepper snapped to her senses. Minka wasn't around, Penny was too scared, Sunil wouldn't do much but punch stones, because there were so many, and the rest were dead. If only, she could get the pony's attention.
"Hey Sparkly!" she shouted,"You crashed into those mountains and lived! Your skull must be thicker than I thought!"
She smirked at it herself. Not much of a joke and not the best insult, but she thought it should work.
Rainbow Dash immediately came back. While she was too fast, Pepper was sure her face held fury. She dodged for a second, spraying where Rainbow would be several milliseconds later.
The odor made Rainbow instinctively go the opposite direction of her, although not enough. Sunil saw Rainbow as a huge cobra and tackled her the opposite direction with unrealistic reflexes. Crashing into, yet, another mountain. How many mountains were there? This time however, Rainbow did not move. The bad news, was that Sunil went with her.
Penny Ling stood in the middle of her fallen teammates. She began backing off. She no longer wanted to win. She just didn't want to die painfully even if she would continue with life, ignoring how her teammate just drew a kill. The five ponies in front of her had just killed most of her friends with utmost efficiency. She held her front paws up as she watched Twilight charge up a bolt of magic for a second.
Only for a smelly, familiar odor fill the air.
This caused the unicorn to misfire, hitting the edge of the cliff. The stone behind it immediately smashed into pieces. The rocks tumbled right on Twilight and Fluttershy.
"Come on Penny, GO!" shouted Pepper.
Penny forgot that her friends would live. She remembered all the time they had spent together, good or bad. Her fear was replaced with a cold desire for vengeance.
She charged forward, picking up a chainsaw that Rainbow had dropped. She revved it up, ready to slice Pinkie in half.
Pinkie however, was not going to let her demise come so easily. She pulled TWO chainsaws out of nowhere and parried. While she could defy physics, she wasn't sure she could hold it. As for some reason, the adorable panda seemed far too strong.
Penny kicked Pinkie's right chainsaw, sending it sprawling across the plain. Pinkie couldn't hold the Penny off with her one, left foreleg. Her last chainsaw reeled back and sliced into her stomach.
Penny stopped, and forced the mechanical saw into the mare's upper chest.
She pulled the chainsaw out, bolting at Applejack.
The farm pony threw up to stones, bucking them. While they did hit, and had some stopping power, Penny kept going.
Suddenly, out of nowhere. A knife appeared at the side of Penny's chest. She fell to the side, chainsaw still on.
Rarity uncloaked, where she was already lying down, a smug grin on her face. It was most definitely not forced.
The odor, which had mostly disappeared, filled the air again.
Rarity did not react well.
Pepper, who walked through the smell like it was nothing, tail held at side like an underslung flamethrower.
She aimed at Rarity, and fired again.
A pathetic poof was all that came out.
Rarity extracted her blade out of Penny's corpse. She stabbed at Pepper.
It missed, hitting Pepper's tail. The skunk's eyes narrowed. Pepper dashed forward.
Rarity was ready to stab Pepper in the throat. And that's exactly what happened.
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Round Five: My Little Pony vs. Strawberry Shortcake
Round Five: Equestria vs. Strawberry Shortcake
Round Five
I've seen one of you guys in the comments, SgtFrog, was looking forward to this round.
Of course it was inevitable, it was one of the shows in my mind right off when I had the idea for this in my head. The show itself is slightly random, and sometimes rather boring. But I'll give SOME credit when it's due. The songs sound, okay. They stick in my head, and I sometimes want to get them out, and somehow, I also don't.
So, welcome to Berry Bitty City! A world about down to the scale of microbes under a berry patch. (Well, that explains why they a bunch of things look so awkward from normal humans and creatures)
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Yes this is a song. The singing is pretty good, and the lyrics are okay, and the tone is trying to not let go from my brain. And it's doing a good job. I'm half trying, half not caring.
On the ground, one could make out a few small rocks and boulders, some level of rocks that could be called a mountain but were definitely no taller than fifty metres. A few crude wooden bridges were essentially planks of wood with a shorter one supporting them in the middle and each side. All were nailed down in place, and none was longer than five metres.
The ground was full of dirt, slightly wet and was slightly covered with mud. The dirt itself, however, was about as solid as most objects. The ground appeared slightly cracked, as if the ground felt like splitting. There were a few trees lying around, and some patches of tall grass and bushes with plenty of room inside making it only possible to see those inside in you looked closely. There weren't much places out in the open.
The area was roughly semi symmetrical, while there wasn't very much difference in every area, but the place still possessed similar features on each side. Both teams spawned on one side.
The Elements Of Harmony didn't seem to come together well. Rarity was appalled by the ground. She almost looked as if she didn't want to move. But then she saw the area high up. She made a dash for it, seeing that it was much better and close quarters wasn't really her forte. Pinkie racked out a sniper rifle, which made positively no sense as the place had no long sight lines. But Pinkie was Pinkie. She threw a crossbow to Fluttershy with ten shots and casually trotted forward.
Twilight was fine with Pinkie not pulling out any weapons for the rest of them, excluding Fluttershy of course. She didn't like weapons. Tools for destruction. But then, combat magic was essentially the same thing. They didn't really need much things, and was almost relieved that Pinkie hadn't given them more things to carry. She didn't like having to carry a crossbow she was never going to use, only because she didn't want the enemy team getting hold of it. The rest of her friends seemed equally content.
The Berry Bunch might have not needed much instructing. There was no one behind, as they weren't packing anything now, except that Blueberry had insisted on taking a book. It never made it past because it could be used as a weapon if used correctly.
They all headed towards a grass and bush patch. It was pretty big. But they would need to split. And no words were needed as they just automatically went to two different paths. Strawberry and Cherry headed right towards to patch, Blueberry, Orange, Lemon, and Raspberry went for the mountains, as there were a few bridges. Plum went out into the open.
Fluttershy spotted a target. Plum. Who was walking around, slightly confused. Perfect. With a loud twang, the arrow was off.
Unfortunately she had headed off away from her view behind a small boulder. She would need to reload quickly if she could get her once she came out the other side. Luckily Plum was ignorant of her shot. But still, she thought she would have honestly preferred a target charging at her. At least they wouldn't go out of her sight soon.
She rapidly reloaded, pulling the string back and shoving the arrow in with impressive dexterity for a pony. Working with animals and patching them up really did help, if even slightly.
She aimed again. Plum did head out. Putting a slight lead, she shot again. Plum turned around and the arrow missed her, despite it flying straight and true. Was it really so hard to hit a walking target that was ignorant of your presence?
But now, Plum was aware that she was trying to pick her off, and rapidly dashed to the side.
She'd lost her. Two shots gone. Enemy aware of her position. Not a very good start.
Rarity was trying to target Plum too.
And it was surprisingly hard to aim your horn when you weren't at point blank.
The bolt she fired merely singed the rock that she had missed. Her energy was sapped roughly by a fifth. She'd used up too much energy by charging up for five seconds and she didn't hit anything.
She spotted a few hostiles nearby, on the mountains. About a small mountain away, crossing the bridge. Good. Something she probably would be able to hit. They were at a slight angle, which would make her slightly harder to spot. At least compared to being out in the open.
She charged up another bolt, three seconds this time. Orange and Raspberry were on the bridge. Initially she meant to hit one of them, but after seeing the bridge, she thought again. It was about thirty metres from the ground, easily enough to break plenty of bones, and most likely kill. When they were at the middle of the bridge, she let go.
The bolt tore into the crude bridge. Rapidly melting and exploding into the side and the middle support. Both girls had a sudden expression of shock, Raspberry nearly losing her balance and falling off the bridge from the force of the light explosive. The wood at the right side hadn't really been touched too badly, but it snapped. All of the melting had happened in two seconds. Raspberry might have very well as fallen off completely if the bridge didn't break earlier.
That was fine. Rarity had sapped more of her energy, and it would be a minute before she got it back, but she was sure she took down two. The other two heading forward would need to take a different route.
Raspberry Torte and Orange Blossom hadn't experienced anything much like this. Which wasn't say too much because it's not everyday you get the bridge you're walking on blown up and then get sent down really far. The impact would easily be fatal.
Strawberry and Cherry were down in the grass and bushes. The ground was not appealing at all. But luckily, it was able to reduce their visibility. Crawling was probably the slowest way to get around but it would probably be worth it.
Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were all travelling together. And they were passing by. Strawberry picked up a nice, long stick. It was pretty thick too. Cherry had two stones ready.
Once the four had passed and had their backs turned, the two dashed out. Strawberry hit Twilight at the back of the head, bashing her into Pinkie. This made her fire her sniper rifle which nearly hit a flying Rainbow Dash. Cherry stuck one in Applejack's mouth while she was turning around and threw the other. Which didn't actually hurt that much.
Applejack spat out the rock, slightly upwards, turned around, and bucked them into Cherry's face.
What happened next was a gory mess. Cherry's head was decapitated and let out plenty of blood.
Strawberry didn't like the sound of her friends head being taken off, but took comfort in the fact she would still see her. She turned around and whacked a Pinkie who was trying to load in a new bullet into her bolt action single shot sniper rifle. The .50 caliber bullet fell out of her hoof. Strawberry then smacked the mare in the chest.
Twilight tried to sort out the confusion by firing a bolt at Strawberry, but it had missed. Better than hitting Pinkie though. She sure trusted that it would work out. Or at least hoped.
Pinkie reached for a sidearm from nowhere but was interrupted by being hit yet again. Rainbow Dash decided she had enough. She flew up to Strawberry, and bucked her into the air, much to Pinkie's relief. Also giving the party mare time to discard the weapon and pull out a rather compact submachine gun. Much better for close up work.
While Strawberry was still in the air, there was a slightly audible twang, and an arrow sticking in her head.
Fluttershy was happy to be able to make a contribution to her team. Her start was very unimpressive. But she was able to rack up some level of help.
Blueberry and Lemon were heading towards the bridge, to find it burnt. Orange and Raspberry were nowhere to be seen. They both peered down, and saw their friends across the ground. No body parts were taken off, and there was pretty much no blood. But the internal damage could have been a completely shattered pelvis, a few areas broken in the spinal cord and dislocated joints. There wouldn't be anything they could do about it.
Blueberry thought it could be a good idea to salvage some broken wood and use it as a weapon. She broke several and lifted them up and put them on the edge of the small cliff. She looked at which seemed right. She picked two off the near bottom, which sent the rest below. She sighed at least she still had two. She passed a scrap with a single point. Her's had two. It didn't really seem too right, but it would do.
Then, a lightning bolt came inbound.
Rainbow Dash was out, flying around and looking for anybody there. She'd spotted the two and had launched a lightning bolt. It didn't seem to hit anybody. She zapped again. Lemon got zapped in the leg. If she wasn't dead, then that wasn't something she was about to walk away from. Blueberry was slow to respond but a quick bolt wasn't enough. The spectrum maned pegasus gnashed her teeth and flew in to intercept.
In a few seconds, she was around the corner. Blueberry was only thirty metres away. She flew in at a few hundred miles per hour and tackled her. She initially considered pulling the Buccaneer Blaze, but then, it probably required heavy loads of energy to be fatal. All the times she did it before it was really not much more than a fancy flash. She went downwards and tackled Blueberry to the ground at near the speed of sound. While she was rattled badly by it, it was probably nothing compared to Blueberry's. She shook some dirt off and stood up. Blueberry wasn't looking pretty. A few areas bleeding but most of the damage probably didn't show on the outside, and she didn't want to know.
Meanwhile, Plum was slowly walking around the rocks. Nopony had noticed her afterwards. And she didn't see any of her friends. She heard trotting but nothing in sight. She slowly scanned her surroundings. Nothing really.
"Right behind you."
She turned around to see Twilight Sparkle. Her horn flaring. She looked behind her. Where she was facing was Pinkie with a SMG aimed at her.
Both fired at the same time.
At only milliseconds apart. Her body was hit by a light explosive bolt of energy, trying to melt and blow her apart. Only two milliseconds later, her back was peppered with low caliber bullets. The end result looked no more like the result of an explosion, but was far from pretty.
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Round Six: My Little Pony vs. The Powerpuff Girls
Just a minor update...
Okay... This isn't an update. I know that this and basically every SINGLE one of my other stories have fallen into neglect. (A few more months and I won't have updated The Other World in two years...)
This story also semi disgusts me.
I'll just say something. I got rid of the entire analysis part. Seriously, I feel like it was half an excuse to bulk chapters up, and now, I just have the battle.
Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter. 