
There once was a bittersweet mare
There once was a bittersweet mare and they called her Lemon Hearts. She was growing in my garden and I pulled her out by her mane, like a weed. “Ow,” she said, bitterly. “What the hay are you doing?”
There once was a bittersweet mare and they called her Lemon Hearts. She was growing in my garden and I pulled her out by her mane, like a weed.
“Ow,” she said, bitterly. “What the hay are you doing?”
A comedy based on the song Lemon Boy. Entry for the QnS 'lyrics' contest.


2244 words: Estimated 11 minutes to read
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