Masturbation across Equestria

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Big Macintosh, Random, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 2686

I'm masturbating, they are masturbating, everybody is masturbating!

A new disease has arrived in Equestria. The H1n2 virus has caused millions of ponies to get infected. The side effects of this disease is nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarreah and... Masturbation, intense Masturbation.

Published 2012-10-15 21:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-18 12:02:13 UTC

Twilight Sparkle

Across the entire Equestrian world everyone was masturbating. The fillies, the mares, the stallions, the colts, all were not free from the virus.  The H1n2 virus came unexpectedly and without remorse, It infected every pony and now all the scientists were working on a way to cure this disease of masturbation. Across the world masturbation took over and there was barely anyone who wasn't jacking off. Some ponies had sex together to ease the sexual tensions on their members but it was not enough for after finishing they still needed more to quench their sexual energy and they had places to go and ponies to meet. So everyone continued their lives while continually masturbating, walking with one hand on their member and another caressing their balls and ass, so every pony walked with two hoofs. Everyone jacked off in random times and it seemed that people ejaculated all over the place so semen and vagina water became commonplace on everything. Soon ponies were saying hello to their neighbors as they ejaculated onto their legs. Some good things came out from this incident, there was no need for prostitution or stature for everyone slept with everyone on a whim. There was no classification of pedophilia or age to differentiate, stallions and fillies slept together as well as colts and mares and it was normal. Everyone and I mean everyone was a whore. Our story begins in Ponyville five years after the virus became spread.

--Twilight Sparkle--

Twilight awoke next to Spike and Big Macintosh, they were all cosy together rubbing on each others privates. Twilight smiled and moaned as Big Macintosh rubbed her vagina while Spike rubbed the red stallions member.

"Good Moahrning! guahahah eys what should we have for breaaaakfast?" said Twilight as she got rubbed on her vagina.

"I don't know but I'm about to cum!" said Spike as he continued to get caressed by Big Mac.

"I knoooow, lets make pancakes!" said Twilight Sparkle in bed.

"Eeeeeeeyup!" said Big Mac as he climaxed into the bedsheets.

Twilight Sparkle got out of bed after Big Mac got out of the way, she walked with her two legs and went downstairs. With one hoof on her lady buzzer and another on a pan, she got out some pancake mix and started to mix it together with one hoof after getting all the ingredients from the fridge. She cooked the pancakes and flipped them and placed them on plates. Then she expertly put the breakfast on the table with one hoof.

"Breakfast is ready guys!" said Twilight as she sat down.

The two dudes walked down together, side by side, caressing each other's junk with Spike's hand and Big Mac's hoof covered in semen. They sat close together as they got out their clean hand and hoof to eat.

"Wow Twilight! this looks delicious! I am still amazed that you can do this with one hoof," said Spike as he poured the syrup on his pancakes.

"I want syrup too," said Twilight as she pointed towards her pancakes.

Realizing what she meant, Spike and Big Mac stood up and pulled out their dicks and ejaculated all over Twilight's pancakes and she got a little semen on her face as well. She then licked her face semen and began spreading the dick wad juice on her pancakes with her fork.

"Thank you boys," said Twilight gratefully.

Big Mac and Spike went back to their seats and then the three started to eat their pancakes while they ejaculated fluids all over the floor.

"So what are the plans for today?" said Spike with a mouthful of pancake.

"Oh I was thinking we could drop off Big Macintosh and then join the orgy that the Apple family were going to have today, if that is alright with you?" said Twilight first to Spike then towards the red stallion. Big Macintosh nodded and said "Eeeyup!" towards her comment.

"Then it is settled we will go after we finish breakfast,"

"Great! I can't wait to fill up Applebloom's hole," said Spike joyfully.

After finishing their breakfast and cleaning their plates with the clean hoofs and hand, the three set off towards Apple Acres. On their way through their destination the three saw many sexual acts like a bunch of Stallions ejaculating all over a filly and as well as ponies having sex all over the place from the ground to on top of a bench. After trudging through the sex and semen strained Ponyville, they finally arrived at Sweet Apple Acres. When the three arrived Applejack came to greet Twilight and she kissed her in the mouth as a greeting. The two mares kissed for a full ten minutes while caressing and touching each others parts. This caused Spike and Big Macintosh to ejaculate fiercely to the sex that was performed in front of them. The two mares finished each other off in a bevy of liquid strewn across their legs.

"It's good to see you Twilight! Were have you been?" said Applejack.

"Oh you know.. taking care of Princess Celestia and her needs," said Twilight.

"Man Princess Celestia is running your ragged! I barely see you in Ponyville anymore," said Applejack

"Well she says I am the only one who can satisfy her, so i gotta do what I gotta do," said Twilight with a smile.

"Well I am glad you made it! I can't wait for y'all to join the orgy ball, right this way" said Applejack as she led them to the barnyard of Sweet Apple Acres.

When they entered the barnyard there was literally a ball of guys and gals of all ages doing it hard core on top of each other. They all waved towards the new ponies joining in their ball of fun. Then they continued to moan and have sex with each other furiously. Big Macintosh and Spike ran and jumped in the ball of flesh and sex, while Twilight just looked in awe.

"Ready to join in the fun twi?" said Applejack beside her.

"Yes! yes I am!" screamed Twilight as she ran and jumped into the pile.

end of part 1.

Twilight Sparkle Part 2

It was morning, after Twilight Sparkle had all her holes penetrated by numerous organs from the ball of pleasure. She had a blissful night sleeping on top of her fellow pony partners. There was a sea of semen and fluids from the intense sex that occurred inside the barn, and they practically floated on each other like they were rafts of flesh.

A gleam of light came upon the barn and hit Twilight’s, face awakening her. The light startled the over-sexified Twilight and she let go of the flesh raft and delved into the sea of the barn. When she emerged from the sea, she then began to swim around for her friends. She continued to swim and found Spike on top of two stallions that she didn’t know, and on top with him was Applebloom.

    "Spike wake up," whispered Twilight as she shook Spike awake.

    "Twilight? Man it stinks in here...,"

    "Come on Spike we have to get home."

    "But why? I am having so much fun with Applebloom."

    "I have to sign a letter to Princess Celestia before the due time or I'll be tardy, so lets go."

    "Alright, alright, I'm coming," said Spike as he got off the stallions and dropped into the sex water.

Twilight and Spike swam to the door of the barn, and Twilight opened the door with unicorn magic. As the door opened, the vast liquids flushed outside causing everyone to float on a tsunami of sex liquid. The ponies were all abruptly awakened as they landed on the ground, the liquid spreading out. The ponies who woke up got their belongings and their friends and conversed about last night. Twilight tried to stand up from the ground but before she could get herself back up, Applejack jumped on her and they then started to kiss each other. Twilight enjoyed the make out session from her friend yesterday and as well liked this pleasurable instance, but she had to get home so she pushed Applejack off of her and Applejack slipped across the ground like a Slip ‘n Slide. They both got up and giggled.

    "Well Twi, wasn't that the most fun a pony could have? And we could always go for seconds..." said Applejack as she grabbed Twilight's vagina.

    "AHHs much as that would be great... I have to go home A.J., there is something I gottAHH do," screamed Twilight as Applejack caressed her sore vagina.

    "Well alright pardner, see you next time, and don't be a stranger," said Applejack with a horny smile.

    "Cool, now can you get your hoof out of my VAHHgina, its really sore!"

    Applejack removed her hoof from the hole and started to trot back to the barn to clean up the sexual mess. Twilight looked for Spike and found him having sex with Applebloom again right next to the barn. Twilight pulled Spike out from on top of Applebloom with a levitation spell.

    "Spike, what are you doing? We have to go before I'm tardy!"

    "Sorry Twilight, it's just that I can't get away from that flank..."

    "That flank? Hah, that doesn't contend with this," said Twilight as she closed in on his face slowly and french kissed him in the mouth.

    After french kissing Twilight for a full five minutes, Spike said after finishing "You’re right, it doesn't contend with this flank." He then was levitated on Twilight's back and he began to smack her ass.

    "Aww yeah, smack it Spike, smack it," cooed Twilight as she trudged all the way back home.

    Applebloom was disappointed that Spike left, but without saying a word she jacked off to the two making out and when Spike started to smack Twilight's ass. Then she passed out after orgasming.

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    "AHH! Yes Spike, smack it harder!" screamed Twilight as they entered the door to the tree.

    "You got it slut, you’re a cunt piece of shit who has no life other than books!" screamed Spike as he smacked her ass repeatedly.

    "Yes! I am a slut, a nobody book slut!"

    Spike continued to smack her ass and she screamed in pleasure. Twilight lay on her couch as Spike continued to make a dent in dat ass while screaming obscenities.

    "No one loves you! You’re an adopted whore! The princess never loved you, you're just a fling! You should go kill yourself! That’s right, killyourself!, KILLYOURSELF, KILLYOURSELF!” screamed Spike as he smacked a round wound on her cutie mark, and she screamed in joy.

    "Yes! Yes! Spike kill me! Do it, one more smack and I’ll cum!" screamed Twilight.

    In slow motion, Spike smacked the penultimate smack of all of smacking. Spike smacked Twilight Sanchez Sparkle so hard that she outstretched her head and her face went a reddish purple color, causing her to bite her lip and cum all over the bookcase. She then spasmed, made a loud horse sound, and kicked Spike in the head. Satisfied, Twilight lay there on the couch slouched and exhausted. She then started to write her letter to Celestia.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned the value of orgies, and friendship through sex. I met many new pony friends and got my member filled with so much liquid that it was just fucking fantastic. You should come to Ponyville, they have the best orgies of all time.

I got to see Applejack again, she greeted me with... sex witch was awesome. And soon I'll be returning to you, my princess. Oh the things I'll do to you will be beyond imagination itself, and then you'll be begging for more as I please you way too much. You will cum over nine-thousand times by the time I'm done with you.

On a later note, I haven't seen any other of my friends lately. I heard rumors that Fluttershy is into bestiality. Not my kind of boat but whatever. Pinkie Pie is still trying to cure the virus with the other scientists, I doubt they will go far anyway. I heard that Rainbow Dash is going to get married with Derpy Hooves, Spitfire, and Soarin. I hear they have some nasty ass sex. Rarity I heard turned her Carousel Boutique into a sex house, that’s pretty smart for the current global situation, she must be making lots of bits. Well that’s about it princess, I'll be seeing you soon, real soon.

Your devoted sex fiend.

Twilight Sparkle.

    Twilight then folded the letter and stamped it.

    "Spike! Come here,"

    Spike, after getting kicked in the head, was a bit nauseous, but he came to Twilight and burned the letter to the princess.

    "Hey Twilight, how long are we going to be here in Ponyville?" asked Spike as he came to his senses.

    "A couple of days... why?"

    "Well... I haven't seen Rarity in forever, so maybe we could go see her?"

    "Sure why not?" said Twilight disinterested.

    Then the door rang, Spike and Twilight looked at the door. Spike then went and opened the door. A pink mare in a lab coat greeted Spike, but to Spike’s surprise she was not masturbating at all!

    "Pinkie Pie? What are you doing here? And why aren't you masturbating!?" asked Twilight flabbergasted.

    "We found the cure Twilight, don't you know what that means? We can go back to living our lives normally!"

    "What!?" said Twilight

    "Yes Twilight, here is the solution, a cure I came to personally give you myself! Then I’ll go to the others and cure them. Isn't it great Twilight, now we can all finally walk on four hoofs!"

    Pinkie Pie then positioned herself to walk normally on four hoofs, the image of her position gave Twilight a feeling of nostalgia and terror.

    "You’re... you’re walking on four hooves...," said Twilight scared.

    "Yes and everything will be back to normal like it used to be," said Pinkie Pie with an excited smile.

    Pinkie Pie then pulled out a shot with her mouth that had a green liquid inside, Pinkie Pie walked towards Twilight to give her the dosage.

    "No! No! Get away from me!" screamed Twilight as she backed away.

    "What’s wrong? Don't you want things to go back to the way they were?"

    "No, I would hate to get back to the way it used to be! Pinkie Pie don't you understand this is a blessing! We can have sex at anytime, we as a species are more open to each other now! There is no need for a cure," said Twilight.

    "What!? Don't you get tired of the constant sex? Does it not disgust you how much sex we have on a daily basis? It’s wrong Twilight, we need to go back to the way we were and we will even if I have to force you,"

    Pinkie Pie lunged after Twilight Sparkle and pierced the ground for she dodged out of the way, then Pinkie Pie started to run after her until she cornered Twilight.

    “It’s for your own good!" screamed Pinkie Pie as she lunged the shot at her. Before Pinkie Pie could pierce Twilight's skin, Spike smashed a book on her head knocking her out.

    Twilight and Spike both breathed while caressing their privates, the excitement really gave the two a hard-on. Spike closed in on Twilight and started to kiss her furiously. Twilight grabbed his dick and slobbed it all over her vagina.

    Then he penetrated her and Twilight screamed in joy. In and out went the motion and for each throb of his meat inside her she screamed even harder. Spike then grabbed the part of her ass that he’d smacked and started to squeeze it, Twilight was a sex soprano singing high-pitched melodies that night. They also were having sex on top of Pinkie Pie’s body.

    "...What the? Eww eww eww eww eww!" said Pinkie Pie as she regained consciousness.

    Spike grabbed a lamp and smashed it on Pinkie Pie’s head.

End of part 2

Edited by Sunshine-Smiles