
The Lunatic
The pony returning from 1000 years of exile is not quite what was expected.
The pony that came back after 1000 years of exile to the moon was not the pony that Celestia expected. Instead of the menacing figure of Nightmare Moon what she instead got was a madly cackling alicorn rolling in a grassy field occasionally taking a break to stroke the lush green plants as if they were the most fascinating thing in the world.
While this was certainly better than the alternative Celestia was a bit miffed that her sister had not even acknowledged her presence before going to play in the grass. How could grass be more interesting than her?

3951 words: Estimated 20 minutes to read
2 Chapters:
- Tape 1 - The Origin Story 2024-03-25 21:02:45 UTC1851
- Tape 2 - How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the . . . 2024-04-06 08:27:18 UTC2100