⠠⠺⠑⠄⠗⠑⠀⠝⠕⠀⠌⠗⠁⠝⠛⠻⠎⠀⠞⠕⠀⠇⠕⠧⠑⠠⠽⠀⠐⠅⠀⠮⠀⠗⠥⠇⠑⠎⠀⠯⠀⠎⠀⠙⠀⠠⠊⠀⠐⠣⠙⠀⠠⠊⠐⠜
⠠⠁⠀⠋⠥⠇⠇⠀⠉⠕⠍⠍⠊⠞⠍⠢⠞⠄⠎⠀⠱⠁⠞⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠹⠔⠅⠬⠀⠷⠠⠽⠀⠺⠙⠝⠄⠞⠀⠛⠑⠞⠀⠹⠀⠋⠀⠁⠝⠽⠀⠕⠮⠗⠀⠛⠥⠽⠠⠊⠀⠚⠀⠺⠁⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠽⠀⠓⠪⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠬
⠠⠛⠕⠞⠞⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠐⠥⠌⠯⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽
⠠⠺⠑⠄⠧⠑⠀⠐⠅⠝⠀⠑⠁⠡⠀⠕⠮⠗⠀⠿⠀⠎⠀⠇⠰⠛⠠⠽⠗⠀⠓⠑⠜⠞⠄⠎⠀⠆⠢⠀⠁⠡⠬⠂⠀⠃⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠞⠕⠕⠀⠩⠽⠀⠞⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠀⠐⠣⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠐⠜
⠠⠔⠎⠊⠙⠑⠂⠀⠺⠑⠀⠃⠕⠹⠀⠐⠅⠀⠱⠁⠞⠄⠎⠀⠃⠑⠢⠀⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠀⠐⠣⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠐⠜⠠⠺⠑⠀⠐⠅⠀⠮⠀⠛⠁⠍⠑⠀⠯⠀⠺⠑⠄⠗⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠏⠇⠁⠽⠀⠭⠠⠯⠀⠊⠋⠀⠽⠀⠁⠎⠅⠀⠍⠑⠀⠓⠪⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠬
⠠⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠍⠑⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠞⠕⠕⠀⠃⠇⠀⠞⠕⠀⠎⠑⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠺⠑⠄⠧⠑⠀⠐⠅⠝⠀⠑⠁⠡⠀⠕⠮⠗⠀⠿⠀⠎⠀⠇⠰⠛
⠠⠽⠗⠀⠓⠑⠜⠞⠄⠎⠀⠃⠑⠢⠀⠁⠡⠬⠂⠀⠃⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠞⠕⠕⠀⠩⠽⠀⠞⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠀⠐⠣⠞⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠐⠜
⠠⠔⠎⠊⠙⠑⠂⠀⠺⠑⠀⠃⠕⠹⠀⠐⠅⠀⠱⠁⠞⠄⠎⠀⠃⠑⠢⠀⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠀⠐⠣⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠐⠜⠠⠺⠑⠀⠐⠅⠀⠮⠀⠛⠁⠍⠑⠀⠯⠀⠺⠑⠄⠗⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠏⠇⠁⠽⠀⠭
⠠⠊⠀⠚⠀⠺⠁⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠽⠀⠓⠪⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠬⠠⠛⠕⠞⠞⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠐⠥⠌⠯⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑
⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽

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Trigger Warnings:
Missiles, The American Dream, Exposed Rivets, Balloons, Twitter, Ponies, Human in Equestria tropes but with more war crimes, the Geneva Suggestions, Reddit, Tankies, Communism, Un-democratic Ideas, Brain Cells, Lack of Brain Cells, Twilightism, Rainbow Dash, Uncomfortable Situations, Trans-Animacy relationships, Isekai, Luna not being shipped with the main character, Alcoholism, , classified , Dave Applebees

A big thank you to DarthBall, for losing 39 IQ in the process of writing this shitpost, and Orderly Dissassembly for the five-dollar Applebees gift card (along with the cover art and editing).