Its March 31st today

by milk rain

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 1265

Twilight thinks its March 31st

Author note: GUYS THIS WAS INFACT MADE ON MARCH 31ST. TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH. I SEE OTHER STORYS GOING OUT ON MARCH 31ST GOTTA GET MINE OUT THERE.
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Anon gaslights Twilight into thinking its not april first.

Published 2024-04-01 14:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-04-01 14:40:01 UTC

Its march 31st today

Twilight Sparkle was eating breakfast when all of a sudden her door slammed open.

"Twilight Sprinkle!" shouted Anon

"OMG! ANON YOU BROKE THE DOOR!" screamed Twilight. Anon looked back as he did in fact break Twilight's door. "Damn sorry Twilight"

"If that was your April Fool's joke it was terrible." Anon raised an eyebrow as he looked at Twilight.

"What are you talking about its March 31st you know my birthday Twilight."Now Twilight was the one to raise a brow

"What do you mean? It's not March 31st your birthday was yesterday remember."

"No, it's today. I mean look at your calendar." Anon gestured to the calendar hanging on the wall and it did say that it was March 31st on it.

"I-impossible I always cross out the days on my calendar so why is there none for March 31st?" Twilight questioned.

"See it's March 31st Twilight." Just as Anon said this Spike walked into the room. Twilight rushed to him and grabbed him

"Spike! It's April 1st right?"

"Ugh and good morning to you Twilight, and no it is not April 1st it's March 31st"

Twilight dropped Spike to the floor by accident as she started to laugh.

"Hahaha, I get it now this is the joke the both of you are trying to make me think it's March 31st when it is in FACT! April 1st." Spike and Anon looked at each other in worry.

"Is this another Twilight crazy moment?" Asked Anon.

"I don't know," whispered Spike. "Twilight are you feeling ok?"

"I am Peachy Spike because now I know the trick the both of you are trying to play on me." As she said this Twilight would make a scroll appear quickly getting to work writing a letter.

"Who are you writing a letter to?" Asked Anon.

"Princess Celestia" responded Spike. Twilight quickly finished writing the letter giving it to Spike.

"Let's see what an outside source thinks." A smug smile came across Twilight's face

"Ok" Responded Spike as he used his fire breath making the scroll disappear. And just moments later a scroll was teleported to Twilight in golden magic dropping beside her feat. Twilight picked up the letter and began to read but her face would soon freeze as she read.

"Give me that," said Anon. Anon would read the scroll and soon obtain a smile on his face as he looked at Spike. 'Hey Spike get a load of this." Anon cleared his throat as he mocked Celestia's voice. "Hello my faithful student it is in fact march 31st, not April 1st, did you know that today is Anon's birthday, we should do something for him have any ideas in mind? Also, next time you send a letter please do not hastily write it down and take your time it looks like you were being held at spearpoint while writing it. From Princess Celestia." Anon and Spike would both chuckle at the letter.

"See Twilight how much more evidence do you need." Said spike

"Well I still don't believe any of you this is some sort of plot against me." Anon sighed as he picked Twilight up by the neck, her entire body going limp like a cat.

"Huh, Discord was right. You guys do go limp like a cat."

"Put me down Anon!"

"Nope, we are going to pinkies place."

"Wait wait wait, Anon do you have a death wish? Pinkie pie on April 1st, it's going to be a blood bath today."

"But it's not April 1st so let's go" As Anon carried Twilight out the door Twilight screamed for Spike to help her but it fell on deaf ears as Spike just waved closing the door behind them- wait the door is broken why did I just write that part?

As Anon walked into Sugercube Conner he casually put the limp Twilight Spronkel on the counter not letting go of her neck.

"Anon you will destroy us both!" Anon would just roll his eyes in response

"Yo, pink's what's going on." Shouted Anon. A voice would respond to him from the back of the bakery.

"Oh hey, Anon I just finished baking your birthday pie for you." Pinkie Pie said bouncing up and down from out of the kitchen to the front desk.

"Thanks. hey, can you tell our purple friend that it is in fact march 31st and not April 1st." Pinkie Pie looked at Twilight who was frozen in place.

"Why would you think it's April 1st silly it's March 31st."

"No! Pinkie it cant be."

"If it was April 1st I probably would have pranked the whole town by now and yet nothing has happened it's not April 1st Twilight." Twilight began to relax as she started to doubt herself.

"Really?"

"Yes really." Pinkie Pie said in a reassuring voice.

"O-ok then well I guess I better get back home I got stuff to do anyways. Anon can you let go of my neck?"

"Oh yeah sorry."

"guess I was all paranoid for nothing then."

"Yeah you were," said Anon. Twilight would walk to the door waving them goodbye as she left for home.

"I did not think you could pull this plan off Anon, as someone who is a master prankster I give you my friend a gold star."

"Thanks, pinkie now about that birthday pie did you actually make me one?"

"Of course, it does not matter if it's your birthday or not you can always get birthday pie." Pinkie Pie would go into the kitchen and walk right back out with the pie sliding it onto the counter.

"Thanks" Anon tried to eat the pie but the fork he tried using broke while trying to puncture the pie. "Pinkie what in the world?" but as Anon looked up it was too late as Pinkie Pie was holding another pie in her hoof ready to be fired. Anon smiled as he spoke. "You son of a-" but he was cut off as a pie was thrown in his face

"April fools Anon!" Pinkie Pie shouted.

THE NEXT DAY
Twilight woke up to someone screaming her name from downstairs

"Twilight come down here!"

"What is it, Rainbow Dash?"

"The new Daring Do book just dropped and I did not even know it came out on the second, come on we gotta go by them all and then resell it at a higher price."

"Rainbow dash it's the first of April, not the second." Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight dumbfounded

"Twilight is the second of April I mean look at your calendar."

"WHAT!" Twilight looked at her calendar and it was the second of April. "But everyone told me it was March 31st yesterday-" Rainbow Dash would quickly cut Twilight saying.

"Wait you thought that yesterday was the 31st of March, Twilight it was April Fool's yesterday and from what I am hearing I think someone just gaslighted you hard into thinking it was not April Fool's yesterday." Twilight would just stare blankly at Rainbow Dash her mind trying to fit the pieces, but soon she would fit them all together and a horrified gasp would escape her mouth. just as she was spoken by this revelation Anon walked up to the non-existent front door and dropped down to Twilight's height as Twilight stared at him with horror in her eyes. Anon leaned into her and said.

"April fools Twilight Sprinkle~" And with that Anon walked away while Twilight stood there in shock. Rainbow dash on the other hand.

"NAWWWW ANON MADE YOU THINK THAT?!"