28 Crumbs Later (28 Pranks Later and Crumbs)

by Mylittleponyfan21

Rating: everyone
Tags: Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 5851

Those events happen during 28 Pranks Later and the Kick Buttowski episode: Crumbs

Honey Buttowski puts her trust on her son (AKA Kick Buttowski) on keeping the cookies she made far away from his husband (Kick's Dad (AKA Harold Buttowski)). Kick asures of himself that it would be easy, but Harold won't stop until he has the cookies on his hands to devour them all, exhibiting a determination at the Kick style.

But during that, Rainbow Dash never showed up for the cookie zombie prank all Ponyville was preparing and instead it was Kick who showed up by accident and searches for help on Ponyville to see if the ponies that were part of the prank help him on protecting the cookies from his Dad.

How would all Ponyville react at this confusion?

A/N: This happened during the events of Shut In and Safe made by TheSuperTransformerFan, go and check his story in Fimfiction.

Published 2024-07-01 01:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-01 01:20:00 UTC

The Act

Honey had already made cookies for her shuffleboard game night she was going to have in home. As soon as she got them out of the oven and put them in a circled box, she looked around in the house carefully, making sure that her husband isn't around in the kitchen. She throwed the frets in the dishwasher and sprayed the kitchen with deodorant. Later, she head out to the backyard with a bag a flour and a bowl, looking if her husband wasn't around the backyard watching until suddenly, made it the the trash can and put the flour and bowl into said trash can.

"And now to protect the cookies." she said as she got the box of cookies and closed the box.

But Harold appeared and asked Honey something, causing the shock of her. "Honey, have you seen-"

"I haven't seen it." Interrupted Honey nervously. "I would love to help you finding what you look, but I have something in the oven!" Then she realized she was messing it up. "In the table! In the oven! I don't have nothing in the oven! Hehe!"

She ran away as she could from her husband, causing him having confusion.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Kick was checking the fridge for a snack, only to find out that there were no snacks on the fridge. "There's nothing to eat. Mom! There's nothing to eat!"

As soon he closed the fridge. Honey appeared behind the door fridge with a worried expression while holding the box of cookies. "Help me, Kick." She said scaredly.

"But can I have a snack first?" Asked Kick confusedly.

"You're the only one I can trust." Said Honey quietly.

But Kick was still confused about his mother's expresion. "But mom, I-"

"Quickly! Where no can hear it!" Said Honey as she was already hiding inside the trash can. Causing Kick to look around the house and went inside said trash can.

"Mom?" asked Kick before Honey picked Kick inside the trash can, she turn on a light inside. "You must guard these cookies from your father." said Honey as she gave the box to her son. "I spent all day baking these and I need them for my shuffleboard game tonight."

"Ah, can't you just give him one?" Asked Kick calmly

"No!" Said Honey shockedly. "Your Father goes crazy for my cookies! You can't eat just one. He'll stop at nothing to devour them all!"

As she put Kick outside the trash can, she only got her head out. "I'll leave the house in a decoy and hopefully your Father will follow me." She said. "But if he doesn't, you're on your own to protect the cookies with your life."

"You have my word, Mom Captain!" Said Kick as he did the solder greeting.

"Good luck, Kick Buttowski! I'm counting on you!" Said Honey as she hide back to the trash can again.

Kick Buttowski knew what to do. "Now to hide these-"

But Harold appeared from nowhere again "Hello son, whatcha' got there?" he asked, causing Kick shocked and say, "crackers" over and over again.

"Nothing!" said Kick as he hide the box on his back. "Uh, I gotta go to my room now!"

Kick dashed to his bedroom, unawarely knowing Harold climbing from the stairs roof balcony with a sinister smile. "Have fun in your room son, while you can." He said as he climbed down and laughed and suddenly fell to the ground. "cookies..." he said with pain.

Kick was inside his room and opened the box of cookies and smelled the tasty smell of cookies "Hmm, np wonder Dad goes crazy for these."

Suddenly, he heard his Dad's voice coming from the attic. "Hey Kick, can you give me a hand in the attic? I'm organizing the christmas decorations and-"

"Sorry Dad, I can't right now" said Kick as he suspect that his Dad has tricking him.

"Oh! Just spot your oldman, to make sure I don't fall down the ladder." Said Harold.

"No Dad, I really can't leave my room now, I'm helping Gunther with math homework, 'I don't know about the fraction, Kick.'" said Kick as he walkbacked to his bed and imitated his best friend. "Just add a decimal point and a percent sign and you'll be fine."

"Ah, but son, I really need your help with these ornaments and lights." Said Harold as Kick looked at the door unamused. "Not to mention that creepy electric Santa, I'll just lift this heavy stuff on my own. "

Harold whistled up to the attic as Kick in his mind said 'nice try dad, but you're, far away from tricking me.' as he smiled.

Suddenly, Kick heard Crash and his father screaming in pain, causing Kick to be in shock and grabbing the box of cookies from the air. "Maybe it wasn't a trick." He said.

"Help me! I'm burning!" yelled Harold as a Cat sound was heard from the attic as Kick was witnessing the sounds "Not buyin' it, Dad." said Kick.

"Ah, the rectory! IT BURNS!!!" Yelled Harold as they were sound of fire.

Kick quickly open the door from his bedroom to see what happened. "Dad? Are you okay?"

But there was no signs of his dad around, only the Christmas decorations on the floor, and the attic's door open, including the electronic Santa Claus saying "Hoh, Hoh, Hoh!"

A red christmas tree decoration sphere rolled over to Kick, and he picked it up and saw it with a guilt face. "Maybe he did need help."

But later he saw his father up the roof from the sphere with a sinister smile and looked up. "Give me the cookies!" Said Harold in a maniac voice, causing Kick to scream. "COOKIES!"

Suddenly, due to he got his hands and feet off the wall he fell down to the ground, causing Kick to flip frontwards away from his father with a shocked and angry look at him with the box of cookies aside him. "How did you know?" Kick asked.

"I always know." Said Harold maniacally as he ran to his son for the box of cookies.

But Kick kicked the electronic Santa Claus towards his Dad and ran downstairs as quick as he could, on the other hand, Harald was giving a beating to the electronic Santa Claus "Take that! Get the heck out you santnick!!! AHHHH!!!!" he yelled as he went back to the floor's balcony with one of the electronic Santa Claus' part. "Santa ain't getting cookies this year Kick. I am!" He said as he laughed maniacally with a electric Santa arm as Kick ran from the living room towards the Kitchen.

Then he realized that his was only scaring his son with his 'eating cookies' wish and starred correcting himself. "What am I doing?" he said as he slaps himself in the face. "Come on Harold. You don't need these cookies."

"Yes, Yes we need shem, we need to have the sweetness! Aoug, AOUG!!!" Said the other Harold, never caring about his son.

"No! Kick is a good kid. He's just doing what his mom told him." Said Harold trying to convince his other self.

"We take the cookies and we eat shem, AOUG!!!" Said the other Harold, didn't wanna stop until he has the cookies on his hand.

"Yeah, I can't argue with that logic." said Harold as he itches his head convinced and later rubs his belly. "Cookietown, here I come!"

"You'll have to find me first." said Kick as he was in a dark spot, laughing quietly and hoping that his father never finds him.

But surprisingly, Harold finds Kick hiding behind the backyard's glass doors' curtains. "Let's make a deal, son." he said as he takes his wallet out from his pockets. "I'll give you, let's see, two thousand, four hundred seventy-eight dollars and sixty-three cents for all the cookies."

"Do you caring two thousand, four hundred seventy-eight dollars and sixty-three cents?" asked Kick as he thinks that it may be another of his dad's tricks on getting the cookies, and if it is really the amount of money Harald's saying.

"Are you taking the deal?" Harold asked.

"No!" replied Kick as he shook his head to the opposite sight where his father was.

Harold later confessed his plan's fail. "Then I'm only caring eleven dollars and ninety-two cents."

Kick later got up and comfort his dad to give up angrily. "Give it up dad!" he said loudly, causing his dad to get in shock about his son's unusual behavior. "I promised mom I wouldn't let you have them!"

"But ya' see son, I made a promise to my stomach." said Harold as his kneeled to his son's small stature, by then scaring him with a monster possession. "now, GIVE ME THE COOKIES!" he yelled in droning voice.

Kick ran away from the kitchen as he could before his father could grab him and ran to the living room. "He's crazy! Mom was right! I gotta call mom!" he said as he head to the house's telephone and called Honey about Harold's obsession for the cookies.

Kick was waiting for his mom to answer. "Pick up! PICK UP!"

But before that, Harold with some scissors. cuts the phone's wire communicator, causing kick to shock himself and turned to the main entrance, only o see Harald holding Brad by his neck with a spray deodorant. "Give me the cookies, or your brother gets deodorized!" he shout.

"Please! Help me, Delaweed!" said Brad supplicating. "Don't let him destroy my man musk! The ladies love it!"

I'll do it!" said Harold manatically.

Kick later laughed at it, causing Harald and Brad to get confused of it. "You don't seriously think I'm gonna give these up to save Brad's hygiene?" he asked as he continued laughing, causing Harold to join the laugh with his son, letting Brad fall down to the floor keeling himself.

"Enough!" shout Brad upset as he keeled quickly and looked at Kick upset. "I can't believe you didn't help your own brother! You would have helped Gunther!"

"Gunther." said Harold sinesterly, knowing that he thought of that from the start and ran away from the house, causing Brad confused.

"Gunther!" gasped Kick as he knew his father was going to his best friend.

Kick went to the garage and opened it's door with a ramp in front. "Hold on, buddy. I'm coming!" he said Kick as he activated a big fan, allow for Kick on his skateboard to he to the ramp and go up higher to Gunther's house.

Kick arrived to his buddy's house from the skies, heading directly to on of the top windows, but he stop the time from crashing and breaking the glass. "Safety first." he said as he opened the window and landed to Gunther's deck bed. "Gunther! You're okay?

"Of course I am." said Gunther as he was reading a book on the bottom bed. Kick went to see from the top bed if it wasn't his dad tricking him. "So you haven't seen my dad?" he asked.

"Nope I definitely haven't seen your handsome dad." answered Gunther by later seeing his best friend from the bottom bed. "Say, can I see the cookies you've gotten in that tin?"

"Yeah sure, buddy." said Kick as he went down on the floor, causing to Gunther to stuck his tongue from how delicious the cookies were "My mom wanted me to hide this cookies from my dad-"

But suddenly, Kick realized of how Gunther knew about the cookies and he lifted the box to the other way before Guhter could touch the box. "Wait a second, how did you know there were cookies in here?" he asked suspectfully.

"Umm... X ray vision?" said Gunther.

"X.ray vision, huh?" said Kick refusing to believe in Gunther's respond. "Then what's under my helmet?"

"Another helmet?" said Gunther as he guess.

Kick later sighed in relief as he look the other way. "Huh, lucky guess." he said.

"Well, why don't you just show me the cookies, son." said Gunther as he unmeanally said that, causing to Kick knowing that only his dad tells him 'son'. "I mean, best buddy, hehe."

"Aha!" said Kick as he grabbed Gunther from his cheeks and drag him to the floor. "I know it's under that mask dad! Now take it off!"

But as Kick pulled to much Gunther's face, the both fell to the floor on their bottom.

"Ah! What are you doing, Kick?" asked Gunther angrilly.

"It is you!" said Kick as Gunther shook his head. "Well, why did you call me son?"

"Well, why do I do a lot of things?" asked Gunther in response.

Later, the room opened and entered another Gunther to the bedroom and locked at Kick. "Hey Kick, got any of those groovy cookies your mom makes?" he asked by later looking at Gunther. "Hi Gunther."

Later the fake Gunther realized that he was supposed to convince Kick that his the true Gunther as Gunther looked at the fake Gunther angrily and Kick very surprised that there were two Gunthers and unknowing that who's the real Gunther. "Oh, I mean, I'm the real my son's friend!" he said.

Kick later grabbed fake Gunther's face and he revealed that it was his dad under the fake Gunther's mask, causing to Kick to scream and grab the box of cookies. "You will never get these cookies!" said Kick as he hopped over his dad head, leaving him and Gunther behind.

"Where are your legs?" asked Gunther finding it odd that Harald is in his short size self.

"You don't wanna know." answer Harold.

Kick was laying down on a tree's top branch "You'll never get me up here." he said relaxed.

Suddenly, he felt a hit on the tree, causing it to shake and Kick jumping it. Harold was cutting it off with an axe, trying to get the cookies from his son. "I tried to reasonable, Kick." he said.

"No, you didn't" said Kick as he as jumping.

"Oh, right." said Harold as he later ignored that. "Now, give me a cookie."

"No!" said Kick refusing before the tree as finally cutten of and fall down. Kick ran and jumped screaming, knowing that he would die and fail his mom.

But an eagle arrived and picked up Kick as he grabbed tightly from the eagle, flying away from Gunther's house.

"Here I come!" said Harold, failing in his duty.

"You're gonna have to pay that tree." said Gunther.

Harold revealed his another self to Gunther, causing him to be scared and hide from his bedrooms windows.

Kick and the eagle arrived at Sugar Cube Corner as he got of from said eagle as it left. "Thank you Majestic." he said.

"Oh Kick!" yelled Harold as Kick hide himself from the box, unknowing how his dad got here in Ponyville. "Where ya' go? Come on! Daddy wants to help you with your homework!"

Kick later he knocked on the the door, but no one opened, so he desperately went inside and barricaded the door with everything found next to the entrance.

Kick later found the place dark despide that it was nighttime, and he knew that the could be asleep. So he went to investigate the place around.

He looked at Mr. and Mrs. Cake's bed room "Mr. Cake? Mrs. Cake?" he said, but no one (or no pony) was there.

Later, he went to Pinkie's bedroom, "Ms. Pie?" he said, but only to find out that no one (or no pony) was there either.

Finally, he headed to the baby cake twins' room, but nothing. "The twins aren't there either. something's going on here." he said.

But before he could walk any further, he accidentally stepped on something crunchy, he looked down and saw a cookie with a weird rainbow cream inside of it on under his shoe, he later grabbed another rainbow cream cookie and looked at it closely. "Rainbow creamed cookies?" he said as he throw it backwards, "Who would eat these? I wouldn't compare them to mom's homemade cookies. I wonder if dad finds these cookies, I bet he wouldn't like the taste and texture of these co-"

But before he could continue, an idea came to Kick's mind. "What if I replace mom's cookies to these cookies here on the floor?" he said confident "Maybe this would give advantage to save mom's cookies from dad eating them! I must do it!"

But later on, there was a loud crash that came from the kitchen, "But I can't do it alone, I need some help from the cakes and Ms. Pie" he said as he rushed down to the kitchen.

When he arrived, he saw Mrs. Cake chewing on something, "Mrs. Cake! Phew! I'm glad to see her here." he said "Listen, My mom made cookies again and I need your help to hide them from my dad from eating them, and I think the cookies I found on the floor might be some help for us."

But Mrs. Cake didn't answer anything as she was still munching, causing Kick confused. "Uh, Mrs. Cake? Are you okay?" he asked as he got closer to her and touched her to see if she reacts. Mrs. Cake finally answered as she turned around, but...

"COOKIE! COOKIE!"

Mrs. Cake has turned into a zombie like, she got her rainbow mouth, her colors were dulled, her hair was wrinkled. She seems to say nothing else but 'cookie' over and over again with a raspy voice.

Kick backed after he got frighten about Mrs. Cake's terrifying actitue on why she was doing that. "Uh. maybe I should do it by myself then, gotta, go!"

Kick was backing off from being touched by the zombie pony, but later he tripped with the box still with the cookies inside and saw Pinkie Pie pooping out behind the pantry doors, only to reveal that she was also a zombie pony, "COOKIE!" it droned, causing Kick to scream.

Until then, zombie ponies and even the baby zombies stopped droning as they heard Kick's scream and turned on a lantern, only to see Kick still screaming from scaring him accidently. "Kick?" Asked Mrs. Cake confusedly. "What?"

"You're not Rainbow Dash!" said Pinkie shockly "You're Kick Buttowski!"

But Kick was still screaming for a long period. "Kick?, Kick?" asked Mrs. Cake until Pinkie slaps Kick in the face so that he could react. Kick shook his head consciously, "What just happened?" he asked as he was rubbing his slap mark.

"We have scared you by accident with out cookie zombie prank think that you were Rainbow Dash." asked Mrs. Cake as Kick looked at her and Pinkie upset, "Well that wasn't funny and nice." he said as he got up. "But that's not the main issue, I need your help."

"Of course, we could save time on trying to scare Dashie later." said Pinkie smiling.

"So, how can we help you kick?" asked Mrs. Cake.

"On protecting these!" said Kick as he showed the box of cookies, causing the Cakes and Pinkie gasp on seeing them.

"Mrs. Buttowski's cookies? IN OUR HOME AND STORE!!!???" said Mrs. Cake shockly "Are you mad, child?"

"Mrs. Cake, Ms Pie, nobody in Mellowbrook would help me!" said Kick nervously "I need to keep these away from my dad and use those rainbow creamed cookies to replace them!"

"Honey, is the pranking still going?" asked Mr. Cake as he got into the kitchen later he gasped on seeing the box of cookies Kick was carrying "Stay away from them! It's too dangerous keep them in the house!"

"Mr. Cake, you guys gotta help me, I need to keep them way from my dad!"

"It's no use, Kick." said Mr. Cake as Mrs. Cake nod her head "Give up the cookies, don't let your father do to you what he did to us."

"Our efforts to keep him from the cookies only fueled his appetite," said Mrs. Cake as she show a photo list on the kitchen's wall of everypony failing on protecting the cookies from Harold. "and one by one on Ponyville we fell."

"No! I promised my mom!" said Kick determinedly, "I won't let him eat these cookies!"

"Don't be a fool, Kick!" said Mr. Cake.

"Yeah." said Mrs. Cake "The next time your father come here knocking, there will be no escape."

Suddenly, they all heard knocking on the barricaded entrance they heard Harold's voice. "Cookies! Are you home?!" asked Harold knocking desperately .

"You're on your own, kid." said Mr. Cake as he, Mrs. Cake and the twins hide themselves from Harold's cookie obsession.

"I would like to help protect the cookies from your dad, but I think I gotta find Rainbow Dash and asked her why she didn't show up for the prank, see ya'." said Pinkie as she hide herself into the pantry doors again.

Kick only saw the entrance knocking and kicking so hardly from his dad.

He rushed out of Sugar Cube Corner and ran on Ponyville's streets. Later he realized his father was following him. "Hey Kick!" said Harold chasing his son. "I got you a new skateboard! Why don't you stop so I can give it to you?"

Kick went towards a trash can ans jump to it, unawaring that the trash can rolled down and crashed into Harold, having it around his body and only uncovering his legs.

Later Kick stopped knowing that he left his dad behind, and sighed in relief, however, her heard munching from the other side and saw Twilight and Spike next to the fountain.

Kick later got closer to them and talked. "Ms. Sparkle, Spike, you gotta help me with-"

But before he could continue, they turned around, but only to reveal that they were cookie zombies. "COOKIE!" they droned.

"Oh, no, not again!" said Kick as he backed again and tripped again. Causing the zombies to stop droning after seeing Kick tripp over. "Kick?" asked Twilight. "What are you doing here? And where's Rainbow Dash?"

"I don't know where Ms. Dash is." said Kick, "but I need your help, Ms. Sparkle."

"Sure thing, Kick," said Twilight. "What do you want us to help-"

But before she could continue asking, Harold's voice was heard from where they were, causing them being in shock and act scaredly. "Oh Kick!" yelled Harold, looking for Kick "You can't smoke me!"

"Your mother made cookies again, didn't she?" asked Twilight worried

"Mhm." Humbled Kick as he nod his head.

"And your father is looking for them, again?" asked Spike worried too.

"Mhm." Humbled and nod Kick again.

"And these are said cookies?" asked Twilight more worried as she put her hoof on the box.

"Mhm." humbled and nod Kick for the third time.

"Then there's only one thing left to do here!" said Twilight.

"And what is it, Twilight?" asked Spike.

Twilight grabbed Spike and teleported away from where they are, leaving Kick behind. "Aw, biscuits." said Kick.

"Kick!?" yelled Harold as Kick ran away again.

Kick arrived at Fluttershy's Cottage, and saw Fluttershy and her animal backwards "Ms. Shy, I-" he said before they turned around, only to reveal that they were cookie zombies. "Aw, I don't have time for this, again."

Later Fluttershy and the animals stopped droning and saw Kick standing there. "Kick?" she asked. "What are you-"

"I know what you gonna ask me, Ms. Shy, but before that, I need your help." said Kick.

"Sure," said Fluttershy "how can I-"

Before she could ask, Harold was approaching to where Kick, Fluttershy and the animals were, with everything and trash can on his body and only running with his legs. "Kick!" he yelled. "Calm down, Son! Your oldman's heart's ain't what it used to be! I can't be runnin' all over this pony town lookin' for ya'! You know that only the cookies will help me!"

"Isn't that your dad looking for cookies?" asked Fluttershy worried, causing the other animals worried to.

"Mhm." Humbled and nodded Kick as Fluttershy and the animals hide into the cottage and hide said cottage to the ground, leaving Kick alone again. "COOKIES! Yelled Harold as Kick ran away again.

Kick ran over to Ponyville and ran all over the streets to look for help. "Help me protect the cookies!" he yelled to a house.

"Sorry, nopony home!" said a female pony resident as her house got to the ground.

Kick later yelled to the other house. "Help me protect the cookies!"

"Nope!" said a male pony resident while his house did the same thing as the previous house did.

"Help me protect the cookies!" yelled Kick as he ran to the third house.

"I rather the cookie prank than protecting them!" said another male pony resident as his house did the same thing as the two previous houses.

"Help me protect the cookies!" Yelled Kick to the fourth house before he crashed into his dad's legs.

"Fancy pumping into you!" said Harold smugly "Here! Let me help you up!"

Harold attempted to grab Kick, but Kick quickly went under his dad's legs before Harold could grab Kick and Kick left his dad behind.

Kick ran away towards outside of Ponyville as Harold was chasing him to grab the box of cookies. Suddenly, Kick attempted to jump a pond, but Harold surprisingly popped out of the pond and grabbed Kick before he could escape any further and dragged him into the pond's underwater bottom.

"I need those cookies, Kick!" said Harold taking underwater.

"No Dad! I won't let you!" answer Kick into said underwater.

"Just one!" said Harold as he reached and bumped backwards to the ground.

"Never!" said Kick as he swimmed away to the top.

Kick was swimming his way to the top, but his dad was chasing him and bumped into his son, causing Kick to let go of the box of cookies. Kick and Harold realized and both swimmed towards the box to reach it first the the other.

Kick saw that his dad swimming fast, so the swimmed balanced fast until he was able to grab the box of cookies and swimmed towards the top, getting out of the water for some fresh air.

Harold got out and attempted to balanced to Kick for the box, but Kick acted quickly and opened the box in front of his dad. "Stand back!" he shouted. "or I'll soak them, ruining their crispy texture."

"No!" Yelled Harold as he backed off shockingly, know that the cookies will no longer taste good with a soak texture. "You wouldn't! They're son young! They're babes! They have nothing to deserve this!"

"Just try me!" said Kick confident "Mom's orders are to keep you from eating these! No matter what!"

Harold knew that to if he would continue on with his obsession or give up as Kick was ready to soak the cookies inside the water, but Harold knew that he keeps going, then Kick will accomplish his words. Harold didn't have another choice but to calm himself down and give up.

"It's over dad." said Kick as he closed the box.

"Or is it?" said Harold sinisterly until his foot kicked away the box of cookies from Kick's hands, causing it to fly upwards the dark sky and landed towards his hands.

Harold later got out of the pond and let his other self do the job of eating the cookies. "At long last! My precious!"

But when he opened the box, it turns out that there some joke rainbow cream cookies inside the box, Harold gasped at got angry that it wasn't the cookies he looked for. "RAINBOW CRUMBS!!!" he yelled.

Kick on the other hand, he had the homemade cookies on his arms and ran towards Applejack's old barn with it's door opened and went inside, Kick attempted to close the door's but couldn't due to his smaller size, but later he saw a trap up to one of the barn's ledge that can make the doors close themselves with a wheelbarrow, so he climb towards said trap, the wheelbarrow was moving by it self, closing the doors as Kick got back to the ground, only to see his dad getting towards the barn running.

"Come on! Come on!" said Kick desperately as the wheelbarrow was still moving until it finally closed the doors before Harold could even enter to the barn, only seeing his bodymark over the barn's doors and disappeared.

"Phew." sighed Kick in relief, but a familiar voice was heard into the barn. "Kick?"

Kick later turned around and looked at the Twilight, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy and the CMC's with the carriage of joke cookies

"What are you doing here?" asked Twilight confusedly

"Ms. Sparkle, Ms. Pie, Ms. Rarity, Ms. Jack, Ms. Shy, girls, I'm just here to protect the cookies from my dad.

Rarity screamed and Applejack got shocked and everypony backed off after seeing the cookies on Kick's hand "Get those away from us!" yelled Rarity scaredly.

"Girls! back off, it could be dangerous!" said Applejack as the CMC's got behind the Mane 5

"Come on! My dad isn't here inside the barn." said Kick unamused about the Ponies' attitude.

"I know, but what if he comes out of nowhere and scares us with the cookies at hoof? He could be anywhere of the barn pooping by surprise!" said Pinkie as she felt the same thing she does sometimes, causing Kick unamused.

"But leaving that horrifying thing, how did all of this happen?" said Fluttershy nervously.

“Yeah, and why are we running from the ponies of Ponyville?” said Scootaloo as she panted.

“What happened to all of our friends?” asked Sweetie Belle scared.

"I don’t know!" said Twilight worried about it. "But, I think that this was one prank that we shouldn’t have pulled."

"That's ridiculous!" objected Applejack. "Those Filly Guide cookies haven't changed for years! It's not like we’re secretly trying to lead Rainbow Dash into a zombie apocalypse!"

"Uh, unless..." Scootaloo then noticed a cloud house with a few lights on. "Hey...did anyone notice a cloud house with the lights still on?" She asked, pointing up at it.

"What are you saying, Scootaloo?" Rarity asked confusedly as they all looked up as the filly pointed up to see the house was lit inside.

"Well, why didn’t we notice that before?" Twilight asked.

"And why are they're on in the middle of the night?" asked Fluttershy.

"That's what I wanna know about it." said Kick as he later looked at the ponies bothered. "But I also wanna know is that what did y'all do to happened this you mentioned earlier?"

The ponies did a 'I don't know' gesture as they smiled nervously by then, hearing some groaning that was unmistakable. It was the cookie zombies, now hot on their trail. "I don’t know!" Twilight said in shock. "But barricate everything!" She said as she and the others were barricading everything on the barn, doors, windows...everything!

Once everything was barricaded, Twilight got out an lantern and turned it on. "Okay! So I think Rainbow Dash may have overheard Pinkie’s idea to get everyone to prank Rainbow Dash, which the prank was supposed to happen but somehow she must’ve shut herself in her house and us falling into our own prank instead!" deduced Twilight, which made everyone else worried and shocked and Kick very mad about what deduced Twilight. "I figure we just hide out here, and try to find Rainbow’s house, and as long as the zombies don’t get us, we'll be fine."

"That's lovely, darling. Except for one thing..." said Rarity as she was barricading a last window and looked out the windows and saw the zombies still heading for the barn. "How are we going to get out of here?!"

The zombies were trying to get in, as Twilight and the others huddled close to each other and hugged with all their might. "Maybe, we should stay in here until morning...just to be safe!" suggested Scootaloo scared.

"Good idea." said Pinkie scared too.

"Yeah, as longer dad doesn't get in here and try to get the cookies mom made I've got in my hands, more safe I feel." agreed Kick as everypony looked at Kick worried. "I just hope mom finds out about this and let her know that dad didn't eat the cookies, yet."

Suddenly, a secret door that was in the back of the barn opened and revealed as Honey's shadow with some lights into. "Oh Kick! There you are." she said.

Kick smiled and got closer to his mom, while the ponies got shocked about Honey odd appearance. "Mom, I did it, I keeped the cookies away from dad." he said by later seeing that it was his dad in a costume of his mother.

"Great! Now hand them over!" said Harold maniacally as Kick backed off towards the main doors shockingly from his dad saying "No" repeatedly as the ponies scream, now being surrounded and nowhere to go now. I guess this is the way the cookie crumbles!"

He later laughed maniacally as he turned off the lantern, causing to be very dark all over the barn. "Give me the cookies, Kick!" he said by later hearing a crunching sound in the dark. "Kick, what are you doing? No!" Yelled Harold worried.

Suddenly, the wheelbarrow moved to the side where it came and opened the barn's doors, revealing that Honey arrived at the barn in her car lighting the barn up as the townfloks ponies stopped acting like zombies, finding out the Kick was eating the cookies she made, causing her to gasp at it. "Kick! The cookies!" yelled Honey angrily as she already got out of the car.

"I did it! Dad didn't eat them!" said Kick in a victorious tone having the cookies on his mouth as the ponies and town ponies looked at the situation confused.

"Ah, you weren't supposed to eat them either!" said Honey angrily as she closed the car's driver door. "Oh, Kick, I shouldn't have burdened you with this responsibility, maybe I shouldn't have made those cookies, maybe I should have just made a cake."

"Cake? Ew!" said Harold as he got closer to Honey.

"Hey!" said Pinkie offended at Harold expression of hating cake.

"That's okay, mom, I learned a valuable lesson in all of this." said Kick

"And what's that?" asked Honey as Harold looked at his son worried."

"I must have more of those cookies!" said Kick in a monstertic voice, now having a cookies obsession like his dad used to have.

Kick in his obsession he stand up and started to chase his parents and everypony, causing all of them to run away screaming in panic from who has an obsession for Honey's cookies now.

The End.

Author's Note

Sorry I wasn't active in Fimfiction, but I was long time out of the page, but I'm finally back with more stories to share. So stay tuned :twilightsmile::pinkiehappy::yay::rainbowdetermined2::raritywink::ajsmug: