My Little Brony : Matthew is awesome

by MatthewRPG

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Alternate Universe, Sad
Length: 1383

Matthew is a normal kid... But one day.. He goes somewere that will change his life.................

Matthew is a normal kid, that HATES My little pony! So he is walking in a forest one day and finds a portal… Over extreme curiosity, he jumps into another adventure! Will he make it back alive? Will he be familiar with this new world? Will he discover the importance of friendship? Unlikely.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-08 19:46:17 UTC

A new world

   "Hello? Uhh mister?" A firmilular voice to Matthew spoken. Matthew opened his eyes and was suprised to see Scootaloo right there, in front of him. Matthew spoken in a voice so curious, Scootaloo couldn't help but listen closely, "Where am I?" Then Scootaloo replied, "Your'e in Ponyville Silly!" Mathew had an expression on his face so freaked out he fainted. (Again) He then woke up in Cloudsdale. This time he looked to his left and saw Rainbow Dash. "So.. Who are you?" Rainbow Dash asked in a way that made Matthew jump up and say, "Uhh... I-I'm Matthew" He then backed away and fell down! Falling, falling, and more falling!He Splashed into a lake but got out quickly so he wouldn't be too wet. Rainbow Dash flew down so quickly she dried Matthew in seconds! She said, Woah there! Mr. Daredevil!" Matthew couldn't help but chuckle. He looked at Rainbow Dash and said, " I-I don't belong here." Rainbow Dash then said, "Well then let's take you to Princess Celestia!" She carried our hero to her castle. (He didn't want to ride her) When they got there, Princess Celestia looked sad. Matthew couldn't help but say, "Uhh uhh h-hi. I'm M - Matthew." Princess Celestia said, " Oh! The elements of Harmony were stolen!"

   "By who?" Matthew asked. "They were stolen by....." Princess Celestia said.

                                                                        OH MY GOD!

This is hopeless!

"They... Were.... Stolen ...... B-by Nightmare Moon?!" Matthew shivered as he said it. He ran into another forest but this time he regrets doing so he sees a white pony with no features, wearing a black suit. He noticed it was midnight. He exclaimed, "OH CRAP A FREIKIN' SLENDER MARE!" Matthew was freaking out he then woke up. He was still being carried by Rainbow Dash but this time he was heading tourds Nightmare moon. So that part was real. Matthew then pulled out his journal and wrote-

                            Dear Stupid Journal,

            Today I shall fight Nightmare moon even though I have no training or knolage. I still think I can do it though. I'm flying through the sky and suprised I can write this down. Well.... I'll continue this later. On the next page most likely.

               Yours Obviously,

                            Matthew

           Our hero was reaching his destination, he could see the collapsing castle it was surrounded by thin black fog. He knew not to kill her but to-

Go in

2.Beat the crap out of her

Cheese.Get the Elements

Get the crap out of there

Soon.Fight another day

    He was walking into the scary - as - crap castle and saw right there - Nightmare Moon..........

POWA IN A HOUSE

They then knocked on the door,Matthew opened it and welcomed them in.Rainbow Dash said, "I'll just go to do, my job." Rainbow Dash then left the room. So our hero and Twilight were in his room,alone no one would bother them. Then Twilght broke the silence and said, "I can make you stronger," Matthew then replied, "You can?!"  Then Twilight once again replied, "Yes but there is a fee."  "Yeah, what is it?" Matthew replied. Twilight whispered in Matthew's ear, " A kiss."

        Can Matthew forget his pride and go with it? (After all, this will be the first girl he's kissed)

Matthew sighed. "Ok I w-" Matthew was inturrupted by Twilight, "It's ok If you don't want to, but if you don't, no wings!"

Matthew replied, "Ok." Twilight then leaned in for a kiss,Matthew gulped and leaned in too. They touched lips and kissed, it lasted like 3 seconds then Matthew flew back he looked behind him and saw wings.

  Oh my god it, worked? He thought to himself. He looked back at Twilight who looked suprised, "You, actully agreed on kissing me?"  Twilight said. Matthew then walked closer to Twilight and said, "Never say this to ANYONE,anyone who knows about this will never let me hear the end of it!" Matthew then herd a scream,"Oh welp, duty calls!"

Matthew flew from his house to the RaInBow FAcTorY.

Where my fears come true

Matthew was flying FLYING! Towrds the rainbow factory he saw Scootaloo escaping from something that had rose eyes. Matthew was puzzled by now not only by the dipstick trying to kill her but the "bad romance" so he opened the window wich seemed to only open from the outside he could hear everything clearly, "You have buetiful eyes." mummled Scootaloo, Matthew was wondering what in the holy heimroids was going on.He flew down quickly and noticed it was nonother than Rainbow Dash trying to kill Scootaloo! He yelled to Rainbow Dash, "I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU! I'VE GONE AS FAR AS I CAN GO! YOU'RE DEAD TO MEH!" Rainbow Dash replied,"As if I wasn't already."

Rainbow Dash told Matthew to leave, Matthew feeling confused left and went to sleep.

Matthew has a nightmare

3:46

October 9th

2012

Introduction

Matthew got home from school :

Friday

October 6

2012

3 : 43

     One bright sunny Friday. Matthew just got home from school. He played on his computer. And got bored. "Yo,Pawpaw!" he said, "Uhh.. Hello?" there was no answer, so he shrugged and read a creepypasta. He then decided to go out and walk through the forest beside his house. in the forest he saw a bunny, "Ooo a bunny!" He yelled with craploads of happiness.He then took a right turn by the huge rock. Witch is the way his dad told him to get to the buetiful waterfall, he needs something happy after getting the holy hemroids scared out of him from that creepypasta. Then suddenly! A pink portal appeared in Matthew's path. "What the!?" Matthew blurted out as he was sucked in aginst his will, His screaming was cut off from more screaming. He looked as he saw his mother watching him get sucked into the portal. She sobbed as the portal disappeared. He woke up he thought it was a dream but he was laying in the grass... Of a cartoon - like world. He looked at his hands, they looked the same but in a cartoon way. It reminded him of MLP. If he knew any better.... He would know where he is...

Night-MARE Moon

   A tear flowed from Matthew's left eye as he jumped on the first stair thinking about his parents, about the dipstick who opened the portal in the first place. He crossed his fingers as he whispered to himself, "God, I hope this works." He took a deep breath and exclaimed," Fus Ro Dah!!!!" A giant soundwave pushed Nightmare Moon aginst the wall. He said,"Awesome!" And grabbed his pocket knife. (Witch he had this whole time) he jumped onto the wall and cut off part of a statue of Nightmare Moon witch ended up falling on her. He checked her pulse. She was alive but... outcold. He took the elements and was on his way. He said, "That was easy."Rainbow Dash then replied, "Yeah, not too bad for a 10 year-old" We both grinned as he said, " You know, mabye the thing that brought me here wasn't a dipstick after all..."

       As Matthew was walking he said, "Wait, I don't have a home.... Well.. Looks like I'm gonna act like Mr. Builderman for a while.." So our hero was working on a home to live in... Or mabye build one....

    Matthew then got his pocket knife and cut a crapload of wood out of a tree. He build a house and was looking at Rainbow Dash, who looked like she wanted to help, so our hero let her. And then he noticed something. He is Matthew... MatthewRPG!

Then the house was finished. It looked cozy... God, it was. he fell asleep in seconds.

    The dawn of a new day:

    SATURDAY

    OCTOBER  7

    2012

    10 : 45 AM

  "So who's this Matthew kid I'm hearing about, Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asked Rainbow Dash, "I've been hearing alot of stories about him, how he got back the Elements of Harmony, How did he get popular so easy?" Rainbow Dash then replied,"Only the most awesomest person you will ever see! I helped him fight Nightmare Moon!" "I can show you where he lives!" So Twilight followed Rainbow Dash to Matthew's home.