TAG-TEAM FICTION

Chris awoke to find the multi colored pony laying on him. He was still trying to get what just happened through his head. All he is thinking is “Well that just happen. Now what the hell do I do?” He looks up and notices the hole in the ceiling. “Well...shit. I guess when we get back i’ll have to fix that up.”Chris said softly aloud. He placed his hand on his face and rubbed his forehead.

*Starting to slowly slip out from under Rainbow Dash*”I should get the pony off of me first.”

Rainbow Dash stayed asleep and he moved her off onto the couch by herself.

“Good thing she’s apparently a heavy sleeper.”

Chris goes to grab a new change of clothing and takes a shower. When he was finished and got dress, he went back to the living room to find that Rainbow Dash had awoken. No word were shared only glances.

Chris was the first to speak

“This never happened. You were never here. And you know nothing of me.”

“Okay then, but can I do one last thing?”Rainbow Dash asked

“Fine, what is it?”

“This was my first time and I kind of don’t want to remember it ending like this, so can I have one last kiss before you go back and have to leave?”

“...sure.”

On the other side of things Jeremy awakes.

He turns over in the bed to meet purple fur. He moves his head back for a second to look at her. Then he moves his lips to hers waking her up.

“*yawn* Good morning Jeremy.” she says

“ Good morning Twi, so what’s on the agenda for today.”

“First is breakfast” she pause as she looks at herself “ or maybe a shower.”

He laughs a little “Let’s go”

They both exit the bed and head to the bathroom. Jeremy takes a piss while Twilight starts the water in the tub. They both take a shower, together, then head downstairs. When they reach the bottom floor and aroma wafts from the kitchen. Inside is Spike finishing his cooking. I lean toward Twilight.

“Hey what about your bad sheets?”

“What about them?”

“Do you want me to bring them down to the basement or leave them there?”

“Can we eat breakfast first then worry about that.” she pleads

I nod “Only for you Twi.”

We sit down at her table and eat a breakfast. Then we clean up her room but the air still had a faint hint of the sex the night before. Twilight tells Spike to send a letter to Celestia then to go grab Rarity. She then tells Jeremy to go get his friend.

“Alright see you soon.” he plants a quick kiss on her lips before he leaves.

Both Rainbow Dash and Chris left to the library. There was no conversation along the way. They met up with Jeremy who was in search of Chris. Jeremy runs up to greet Chris. Rainbow Dash quickly leaves.

*Back handing Jeremy*”The fuck took you so long?!”

“Why did you hit me?!”

“Because when I woke up I was still here!”

“Thats not my fuckin fault *short pause* just come back to the library.”

The two head back to house tree to meet Twilight. When they entered they were greeted by Rarity,Spike, and a much larger white horse.

“I didn’t know ponies came in extra large.”Smirked Chris

Jeremy chuckles slightly. Twilight gives him a very disapproving stare. Jeremy stopped dead in his tracks.

“My student here has told me that you two are in a predicament”stated the large horse(who was not so large compared to Chris)

“You think so and you’d be right.”said Chris

“Well then what are you name if I may ask?”

“His name is Fuck Face Asshole and mine is You don’t need to know shit.”retorted Chris

*Serious glance*”Hmmf....cute”

Twilight was at a loss for words.

The large horse responds with a smirk “So did you sleep well last night while you were here?”

*Giving a quick glance to Twilight and then away*”Uhh yeah”said Jeremy.

Chris knew what she was getting at so he played along.

“Fuck yeah I did! Do you know how comfortable my goddamn bed is?!”said Chris

Keeping her serious stare and smirkish grin “So have you ever heard of a Sonic Rainboom?”

“Have you heard how glue is made?”

All eyes in the room and stared at Chris incredibly surprised.

“You did not just say that.”said Jeremy

“And what? Nothing thats what I thought!” Chris said pridefully

*Interrupting and giving and apologetic look to Jeremy* ”Can we just get this over with?”

“Twilight my student is everything prepared?”

“Yes Princess Celestia!”

“Then let us begin”

As they walk out Spike goes to Chris and looks at him in amazement. To show appreciation Chris offers him a high five.”Yeah give me one more for hands!” They do one more awesome high five.

They all stand in front of the house on the edge of the woods.

“Okay then our spell was put around your house. Just walk on in and close the door.” said Celestia

*Walking into the house*“Thanks” said Chris

“Can I have one goodbye first?” asked Jeremy

“Alright then but make it quick.” said Celestia

“Thank you Princess.”

Jeremy walks over to Twilight. He kneels down so they are face to face. This time she leans in quickly for the kiss. They share it for several heartbeats before pulling away.

“I’ll never forget this time I spent with you Twi. You will forever be the only person, no pony in my heart. No one in my universe can compare to you.I love you Twilight Sparkle and please never forget that.”

Tears start to stream down her eyes “I won’t Jeremy. I will remember you everyday. I love you too.”

Jeremy holds Twilights head to his chest let her cry it all out. When she finishes to look into each others eyes and share one last kiss. He stands up two tear streaks on his face and walks back toward his house.

Jeremy turns around and says sadly ”I..I don’t want to go”

Twilight looks at him”You don’t have to”

A loud yell comes from the house.

“TO DAMN BAD BITCH!”

Chris sprints out, jumps over Jeremy’s’ shoulders, turns around, and punches him in the jaw. The impact of the punch sent Jeremy flying into the house.

Chris then walks back into the house, turns around, and places his hand on the door. He gives one last look at all of them.

“There’s a place for everyone where they belong. This is not our place.”

Chris closes the door and the house vanishes believing to never be seen again by any pony.

One last line was spoke “I’ll get you for this Chris.”

End