My Little Bimbo

As it turned out, the two unicorns were indeed not residents of Ponyville, the bright and colorful clothing, mane styles that looked like they were meant for fillies rather than full grown mares, their somewhat... suggestive body proportions... they clearly were not of the same ilk as the mares of Ponyville, though what really sealed the deal was their awfully stereotypical dumb school girl accents as one said "Oh my gosh! Babe, like, thank you sooo much for like, saving us from that sign and stuff falling on us! We could have been totally hurt bad!"

Her friend continued "I know right? Super rad of you to help us and that! Can we like, pay your back or whatever? We're so stoked! Thank you!"

Rainbow chuckled awkwardly and replied "No that's... that's OK ladies! Just saying thank you is enough and... well, be careful from now on!"

The first unicorn shook her head "No way, us saying it isn't enough girl! We gotta treat you! How about we lunch together? We can totally hang out and we'll totally pay for all of it, I promise! We want to, m'kay babes? Me and my gal pal haven't had much company here, pretty please? Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top? C'mon! Our treat sweetie!"

Rainbow was hesitant at first, these two were not the kind of ponies she would usually like to hang out with... but they were just so eager to show their gratitude, they were new to town and besides... free food! Rainbow gave a small smile and went "Sure, that sounds really nice!" The two mares were nice enough to let Rainbow choose which food establishment they went to and that's how they found themselves eating in Sugarcube Corner, with a plate of cookies and a milkshake each.

The unicorn who had offered the meal decided to make small talk, going "So little miss save-the-day, apart from you having, like, every single color in your mane except pink we don't know anything about you girl! By the way, can I just say that I love to color of your fur? It looks like, totally chic and I wish that I could dye my fur that color but my green fur speaks to like, my love of nature and stuff and all the stuff in my wardrobe just goes with it you know? What do you call that color?"

Rainbow, feeling really uncomfortable, just said "Um... cyan I guess?"

The first unicorn's friend asked "Is that what color I am? I've always tried to figure out my color but I keep forgetting, is my fur cyan too?"

Rainbow gave the mare a quick once-over and stated "I'd say light blue"

The mare grinned and chirpily replied "Cool! So what's your name?"

Rainbow, forcing herself to relax, calmly answered "Rainbow Dash"

The light blue mare went "Awesome! I love that name, it's super stylish! My name is Cumonus and my gorgeous green gal pal here is Bimbo!" Cumonus and Bimbo?! She couldn't be serious with those names...

Apparently, she wasn't serious, as the one who was apparently called "Bimbo" whispered in her friends ear, to which her friend responded by blushing and hastily correcting herself in an extremely flustered manner "Sorry! I like, totally got the names wrong! Can you believe it? Embarrassment central! How did I even like, fuck up my own name? Anyways, my real name is Cumulus and my friend is called Nimbo!" Alright, that made a lot more sense, although...

Rainbow went "Hang on, Cumulus and Nimbo? Like the clouds? Traditionally those would be pegasus names, how comes two unicorns like you have those names? Did you change them to be more unique?"

Nimbo went "Nuh-uh, that would be like, so disrespectful to do that even if it is like, super fashionable to have pegasus names, pegasus names are so cool! Anyways, our parents are pegasi but we have some like, great great grandparents that are unicorns and apparently that made us unicorns as well I guess? I dunno, my parents explained it but I didn't really get it, it's super weird. Luckily we can still walk on the clouds and stuff but we can't really fly unless we use magic which is super like, lame and stuff! Where do you live RD? Pony Village or Cloudy Dales?"

Rainbow tried to ignore how air-headed these two clearly were and said "Ponyville, I lived in Cloudsdale when I was a foal then moved house. What about you two then? You're definitely not from around here"

Nimbo replied "Our town is called... uh, it's a weird word, Nephele? Yeah, we come from a place in the sky called Nephele. It's kinda like Cloudsdale 'cause it's like, all made from clouds and stuff but me and Cumulus prefer the ground so that we can like, go to all the super cool malls and dance clubs and stuff! Nephele doesn't have none of that!"

The conversation briefly abated as their empty plates were collected and the three of them discarded their empty cups before promptly leaving. Rainbow Dash said "Well, that was awfully kind of you Nimbo, you too Cumulus, it's been fun hanging around but I've gotta get going. This was a really kind gesture and I feel well and truly thanked. Have a nice day!"

Nimbo and Cumulus shared a glance with each other, silently communicating through expression alone and agreeing on one thing, Cumulus went "Wait! RD, we don't feel like we've thanked you properly!"

Rainbow Dash turned back with an eyebrow raised and just asked "Really? Honestly girls, it's fine, I saved your lives and in return I got a free lunch, it's not a big deal. Seriously, you don't have to do anything"

Nimbo rebutted "That's the point! You saved our lives! We'd probably be dead right now if it wasn't for you and all we do is get you some lunch? Nuh-uh-uh babes! Not enough! C'mon sweetie, how can we repay you?"

Rainbow, becoming slightly irate, said "You don't have to, it's fine!"

Cumulus gasped in realization at a great idea she had and exclaimed "Nimbo! I've got it! What is the one thing that girls like us and RD always do to help us like, get a whole new lease on life and feel our bestest?!"

Nimbo similarly gasped and went "Cumulus! You don't mean...?"

Cumulus nodded erratically and the both of them had the biggest smiles on their faces as they shouted out loud in perfect unison "MAKEOVER!"

Rainbow Dash had eyes as wide as dinner plates, this was a very bad idea and every cell in Rainbow's body was screaming the word "NO!" Clearly, these two empty-headed floozies had mistaken Rainbow for being the typical "girly girl" archetype that they clearly fitted into and had no idea that, for Rainbow at least, a makeover was not a priority. Nimbo could see that Rainbow was about to intensley disagree with the idea and lit up her horn saying "Just go along with it honey! We insist!"

Rainbow tried to speak only to find that Nimbo had apparently used magic to create some sort of seal in her throat that stopped her from talking, she literally couldn't say no to them! She couldn't say anything!
Cumulus turned to Nimbo and said "How comes you know a seal spell?"

Nimbo rolled her eyes and went "Duh! So I don't like, have a baby when I'm with a boy! You know it too right? You haven't had any abortions"

Cumulus replied "No way! I don't know that spell! You gotta teach me it! When I'm with a boy I always just blow them, give them a hoof job or let them put it in my butt, help a gal pal get her pussy fucked already babe!"

Nimbo chuckled "Laters honey, first we gotta give RD here a new look!" This was a problem, Rainbow assumed they didn't have malicious intent but either way, they were going to make her look like a cheap bimbo! Seeing as how these two weren't exactly giving her a choice, Rainbow figured that the best thing to do was to tough it out and let it happen, she'd just go along with it for now and act like she was very grateful, then when they left town she could immediately go home and undo it all. The first place they immediately went to was the Carousel Boutique to pick up some new trendy clothes to make Rainbow Dash stand out!

As soon as the door opened, Rarity was there to dramatically exclaim "Welcome to Carousel Boutique! Where everything is... Rainbow Dash?" Rarity was surprised to see her technicolor friend in the boutique, Rainbow was famous for not exactly being overly enthusiastic about fashion or clothing in general unless it was a super special occasion. Rarity then noticed the two unicorns, Nimbo and Cumulus, before going "Ah! I think I may have misunderstood the situation! I didn't notice these two lovely mares and their rather... um... interesting wardrobe choices! Did you bring them here so they can pick out some new garments?"

Nimbo giggled "Actually, RD here wants to try out something that's like, more our style! Coolness huh? Got any stuff like what we're wearing?"

Rarity was bamboozled, these two unicorns looked like they were dressed ready to attract the nearest stallion and... well, it was odd. However, if Rainbow had discovered a style that she wanted to try, then she wouldn't get in her way and went "Feel free to browse darlings!" Rainbow had really wished that Rarity had stepped in but it was alright, it was going to be a long day and the sooner these unicorns dolled her up, the sooner it would be over and she could get dolled back down. Nimbo and Cumulus started darting around the boutique while Rainbow just stood there in horror as she caught glimpses of the most awful combination of clothes she could imagine, every single item clashed with the other and to their empty little "girly-girl" minds, that's what made them so trendy and perfect to start Rainbow's transformation.

The two of them practically dragged Rainbow into the changing room, both of them giggling in excitement as they started to dress her up. Rainbow felt embarrassed that part of this experience was that these two were so excited to basically "bimbofy" her that they didn't even give her the dignity of putting on the clothes all by herself, they simply coerced her into doing the necessary movements to ease their attempts to put the clothes on her...... clothes that were nothing short of dreadful.

The first thing was a hot pink crop top that was 100% one size too small. It seemed that this was intentional but getting it on was tricky enough considering it wasn't even Rainbow's size, she practically had to be squeezed into the thing and even when she managed to wear it, it clung to her like some kind of symbiotic second skin, very uncomfortable. Next up was a black skirt... or at least it was meant to be skirt somehow, the skirt was so short that it did nothing to cover up Rainbow's athletic and toned ass, in fact it was most likely designed to draw attention to it! Though, obviously, no item of clothing for any dumb bimbo would be complete without an element of discomfort for the sake of "beauty", which is why the skirt came with a belt that was tightened until it was practically digging into Rainbow's tender flesh, could it get any worse?

The answer, of course, was yes. On Rainbow's hooves were placed some extremely garish golden high heels, again a size too small to make sure that her body was made to look as compact as possible to attract misogynistic stallions that objectified mares like it was a hobby. Nimbo and Cumulus grinned, though they noticed a problem as when Rainbow attempted to exit the changing room, she wobbled and was unbalanced until eventually stumbling to the floor with her legs tangled. Nimbo gasped and said "Oh goodness! Please don't tell me you've never worn heels before?! Oh no girlfriend, we gotta help you out here!"

Cumulus smirked proudly "Don't worry, I got it honey" and lit her horn. A rush of magical energy rushed through Rainbow's body and suddenly she found herself standing up and perfectly balanced on her heels... what was disturbing about it was that she hadn't made a conscious decision to stand up, she didn't even flex a single muscle, not only had these unicorns forced her silence but now they were puppeteering her!

Nimbo turned to her gal pal and said "Oh my gosh, I can't even with that! How do you know that spell? You been holding out on me girl? Spill it!"

Cumulus went "Pfft! Puh-lease! Some boys are cute but lack experience! Us girls gotta be able to teach 'em how to please us like a real stallion!"

Nimbo chuckled "The two of us are crazy chicks and sexy bitches huh?"

Cumulus nodded "Yup! That's why we're super duper besties forever! Come on, RD has the clothes but she needs all the accessories, the make-up and the mane-do! We've got a shopping trip to go on! Woo!" Rather than feeling surprised, Rainbow Dash just groaned internally, she was not looking forward to looking anywhere near like these two unicorns who had taken away her ability to speak and move just so that they could impose their strange form of gratitude on her, it was insane! As they walked out of the changing room, Nimbo and Cumulus walked to the counter to pay for the items while Rarity just gawped at Rainbow's new look, it was a far cry from what she would have expected from her.

Once Rarity had properly processed what she was seeing, she asked "Rainbow Dash darling... are you absolutely sure these are the things you wish to purchase? They make you look... um, let's say "different" in a certain way, some stallions might get the wrong idea, understand?"

Nimbo cut in and said "Of course she wants to buy them! She picked them out herself because she wants to emulate the chic and trendy style me and my BFF are wearing, that's absolutely right isn't it Rainbows?" Before Rainbow Dash could roll her eyes at being called "Rainbows" she found herself smiling and nodding in agreement... involuntarily! What these two were doing was sadistic even if they thought they were doing Rainbow a favor, she was essentially trapped inside her own body with no way to communicate her true feelings, only her mind was intact! Kind of like the kirin, except this situation felt more villainous in nature.

Rarity, having no reason to assume that these two unicorns had just hijacked her friends body and made her do things against her will, shrugged and said "OK, if that's what you really want darling, so be it"

With that, Nimbo, Cumulus and Rainbow Dash left the boutique whereupon they started heading to the local jewelry store in town. Rainbow kept telling herself it would all be over soon, she just had to get through this and then eventually they'd release her so that she could go home, change back and that would be the end of this dumb glow-up. Cumulus went "Alright! First things first, we gotta like, get Dashie here some super sexy earrings and then we can add a bunch of other stuff!" RD? Rainbows? Dashie? What stupid nicknames were coming next? Obviously Rainbow Dash didn't like the idea of earrings, not just because she wasn't a fan of jewelry but because she had never had her ears pierced, these two wouldn't go THAT far right? Not bodily harm!

Luckily, despite having all the intelligence of a shelf, these two unicorns were at least kind enough to lead Rainbow Dash over to the part of the store that had "clip-on" earrings for those who didn't want pierced ears. Rainbow wasn't capable of showing much emotion on her face apart from the ditzy face of excitement that had been forced upon her features but it was alright, she could put up with it for now, freedom comes later. She'd look like herself then speak and move of her own volition again instead of her thoughts and feelings remaining only in her intact mind. Rainbow was both surprised and not surprised to see that, after only a few seconds of searching, Nimbo and Cumulus picked out some big gold hoop earrings for her to wear, stereotypical trashy slut earrings.

Nimbo clipped them on and squeed in glee and delight as she said "They look perfect! Gold is like, so her color! We gotta add some more! Just stay there RD, we gotta find some bracelets or something, 'kay?" Rainbow just nodded, again she hadn't made a conscious decision to nod and her cheeks were aching from being forced to stay constantly smiling all the while, this whole overhaul of her personal look was almost torture at this point but it would be a small price to pay for these two bubbly annoying bitches to finally leave her alone and leave town.

Again, with minimal effort put in, Nimbo and Cumulus searched for the cheapest looking fashion accessories they could get their hooves on and returned to Rainbow's side to keep "improving" her image and not recognizing that making her look so plastic and fake was ruining things. Gold bracelets were slipped onto her forelegs and a necklace with a silver pendant went on her neck, then she was presented with a mirror. On the outside, Rainbow seemed ecstatic with joy! She didn't have the full dumb chick look yet but she was well on her way to donning the same kind of disastrous outfit that Nimbo and Cumulus liked to wear.

Inside, she was angry, embarrassed and screaming at her reflection. Had she the power, she would have vomited all over the mirror and all over herself just so that she could escape the image that was being burned into her brain and dispose of the clothes as fast as possible... sadly, she would just have to be patient, not exactly her greatest skill. Nimbo and Cumulus looked at the whole package, Rainbow looked stunning for sure but they sensed something was missing, it needed a finishing touch just to complete the ensemble and make sure that Rainbow went from the "pretty filly" look to the "fuckable mare" look. Cumulus, in a flash of inspiration picked up some nearby feminine sunglasses and slipped them onto Rainbow's head below her fringe, perfect! No self respecting girly girl would wear them over her eyes!

Upon paying for the items and leaving the store, Cumulus figured that Rainbow needed to start walking the way a mare looking like her should, which is way Rainbow adopted a more graceful gait whilst also adding a sultry and suggestive sway to her hips to draw the attention of stallions. As the two unicorns led her through town to whatever store they wanted to visit next, ponies had began to notice Rainbow Dash and her somewhat bizarre new look, sometimes even being so shocked that they felt the need stop and stare at her as if she were some sort of fascinating oddity. Rainbow Dash had never blushed so much before. Rainbow was shielded from sight as she made her way to her next stop, a shop where every shelf of every aisle was nothing but make-up of every kind, be it powder or paint, they had everything a bimbo needed.

Cumulus went "OK! We gotta add some color to your body girlfriend! Your body has pretty much every color so we need stuff to match your... what even is that color? Ah whatevs, the color of your awesome eyes! So I think the best color is pink! Not light little girl pink, like hot pink!" Pink?! Not pink! Rainbow Dash hated the color pink, no disrespect to Pinkie or Fluttershy but her least favorite color was any shade of pink! Rainbow Dash was despising this turn of events the longer it went on, she had to persevere if it was ever going to end and paying attention to all the negative emotions in her mind wasn't helping. Rainbow Dash decided to be strong and rise above it, she knew that these two bitches couldn't break her because she was Rainbow Dash, she was better than a couple of whores who had nothing better to do than play dress-up!

Nimbo and Cumulus darted about and returned with three sickeningly pink products to use on Rainbow Dash, first up was...... hoof varnish? As Rainbow stepped out of the golden heels she had to wonder what the point of this was... surely the heels would cover up the color so what was the point of applying something that no pony would be able to see? Was the very idea that she had it enough to warrant it being applied? The application process itself felt surreal, as the varnish was effortlessly lavished over every inch of her hoof, Rainbow Dash could both feel and not feel it as multiple layers were added, it was hard to describe and before she knew it she was stood still waiting for the varnish to dry before she could even think of putting the heels back on.

Next was something that was a bit more obvious, not that Rainbow was exactly looking forward to any of it but she figured making sense of it was better than wallowing in her rejection of all of this nonsensical BS. Pink lipstick, Rainbow obediently puckered and the glossy substance was soon smeared along her lips from corner to corner, the lipstick felt oddly smooth against her lips for something that felt like a thick and almost solid paste that was being pressed against her soft supple lips. Rainbow pressed her lips together once the lipstick was on, making sure that they were adequately covered, then deftly closed her eyes as a brush that was heavily powdered with pink eyeshadow came into view. The effect the eyeshadow had on Rainbow was actually quite surprising, even to herself, as the brush glided elegantly across her eyelids in a soft stroking motion... Rainbow actually found herself feeling very relaxed!

Rainbow was still displeased that she was being forced to wear it, no question of that, though putting it on did seem to chill her out a lot! Maybe Rainbow had been to quick to judge all forms of make-up? Rainbow thought she might actually have to consider adding eyeshadow to her look after all of this was over, she assumed that she'd probably pick a color that matched her eye color as closely as possible, either that or just suck it up and ask Rarity what color would work best. Soon enough the eyeshadow had been applied and the garish amount of pink that had been liberally slapped onto her previously "cyan only" features was done, though her eyes were far from done with and unfortunately for Rainbow, the next part of her look was the stark opposite of the feeling she got from eyeshadow because it was excruciatingly and unbearably uncomfortable... mascara and eyeliner.

In a way, Rainbow wished they had opted for false eyelashes instead because the ticklish and unnatural feeling of not only darkening and lengthening her eyelashes but also using what was essentially a pencil on the very edges of her eyelid, was a torturous experience, bar none. After that, it was finally over and all the make-up had been applied and purchased, with Rainbow finally able to put the heels back on now that the varnish had dried and given her hooves that extra colorful sheen. Once all three of them had trotted out of the store, Nimbo took a moment to stare at Rainbow Dash, looking her up and down with an almost puzzled look on her face before going "Something is missing"

Cumulus tuned back and went "Huh?" before noticing what Nimbo was doing. After taking her own look, she nodded and agreed with her BFF "Yeah babe, you're right... she's got the clothes and the accessories but there's just something not quite right...... I got it! We forgot her mane!" Oh come on! Not her mane too! Her mane was one of her most striking and outstanding features outside of her cutie mark! Besides, they liked the colors! Were they changing their mind now? It didn't need dyeing! Rainbow realized that the color wasn't the issue as Cumulus went "Come on, let's get her to the salon, that mane style completely ruins the whole look and she needs to look as stunning as us! Let's get to it!" So it was the mane style that was wrong? Ugh... today was dragging on.

Looking as happy on the outside as she was annoyed on the inside, Rainbow accompanied Nimbo and Cumulus to the salon so that they could have her mane appropriately styled to complete her new look. Specific clothes, specific mane style, almost constant ditzy grin and little to no free will whatsoever? It was Starlight Glimmer all over again. They trotted into the salon and though the stylist was taken aback by the rather abrasive fashion sense of the three mares, she remained as professional as ever and said "Welcome! How may I help you today?"

Nimbo replied "Heya! Our new friend RD here is trying to like, emulate our super cool style, so she needs her mane to look kinda trendy like our manes but not exactly the same because if her mane is the same it will seem plain and we'd rather not complain, so can you give her a same-not-plain-non-complain mane that isn't lame with all that knowledge in your brain? You get what I'm trying to tell you now, right?"

The stylist nodded and though she didn't voice her opinion, she was certain that what they were asking for was, at best, a trashy mane style. After removing the sunglasses from her head, Rainbow sat in the chair and waited for the stylist to do her thing, maybe after this she'd finally be rid of these two ridiculous unicorn mares and be able to get back to looking like her normal self... though would be trying eyeshadow again. The stylist began with a simple wash, warm soapy water soaked into Rainbow's mane before she felt the stylist massaging her scalp and making sure every inch of her mane was drenched, helping Rainbow to relax whilst also making her mane more malleable and easy to manipulate so that it could be properly arranged into an admirable style.

Next up was some top of the line anti-dandruff shampoo that was designed to make the mane of a mare sleek and shiny, followed by a conditioner that would make Rainbow's mane soft and pleasant to feel. Once it was perfectly clean, the stylist went through Rainbow's mane with a brush and a comb to straighten it up and remove all the knots and tangles that came with always having a scruffy "bed head" mane style, then came to dreaded beauty products to improve her mane somehow.

A thick mousse was spread around and worked into Rainbow's mane to add more volume and make it seem fuller, a little bit of lotion to make it extra smooth and to boost the fragrance of the other products that had come before it and finally, once her mane had been dried, loose ends had been trimmed and her whole mane evened out, came the staple that all sickly sweet and self-obsessed girls considered the be all and end all, the quintessential essential of any good mane style... the manespray to keep it all in place and make sure that even the most biting of winds couldn't put a single strand of Rainbow's mane out of place in any way.

After some touching up and the addition of a mane band, it came to the final look, mortified on the inside but enraptured on the outside, Rainbow's reflection showed that she now had some very luscious locks all done in a ponytail and some adorable and quirky bangs. Yuck! The stylist, still skeptical, asked "Now dear... are you absolutely sure that this is the way you truly wanted your lovely mane to be fashioned? It isn't too late for me to change it to look more... um... let's say typical!" Mentally, Rainbow was vomiting at the way she looked and was thinking the words "I hate it" in every possible way she could communicate it, tragically being forced to show approval with an extremely vehement smile and some rapid nodding as if she were ecstatic about her look.

Both Nimbo and Cumulus, practically shaking and giddy with a level of excitement akin to Pinkie Pie, squealed in unison "IT'S PERFECT!!!"

Nimbo continued "Babes, it is totes perfect! You look so amazing!"

Cumulus chipped in "I'm like, actually a little jelly! You're smokin'!"

Rainbow hated the way they talked, the younger generations just suck! The stylist, almost hesitantly, said "We um... also sell perfumes here..." Nimbo and Cumulus gasped as they noticed the perfume counter in the corner and galloped over to search through the myriad of different bottles they had available, this would be the final piece to the puzzle! Soon they purchased two bottles of perfume for Rainbow Dash to use, one had a nice floral scent perfect for any pretty mare going on a date, the other had a more "cinnamon-like" smell perfect for a wannabe slut. Nimbo and Cumulus practically doused Rainbow's neck in the stuff, promptly payed for the new mane style and then left shortly thereafter! the transformation was complete, the clothes, the make-up, the mane... Rainbow Dash looked more like she should be called Bimbo Dash.

The citizens of Ponyville were just bewildered at why Rainbow Dash had changed how she looked so radically and whenever one of them dared to question her about it, Nimbo and Cumulus were there to answer for her while Rainbow herself smiled and nodded as if agreeing with them. At least it was all over, they had adequately shown their gratitude and "rewarded" Rainbow for her heroism, they would leave her alone at last and she could cast off the ridiculous clothes, wash off all the make-up, go back to the stylist in order to get her mane looking more presentable and wash off the bizarre mix of perfumes that basically made her gag.