Sugarcube Corner
Pinkie's Room

Another sunny day in Equestria and to be more specific, the town of Ponyville and in the local bakery known as the Sugarcube Corner lived the Cakes which consisted of Carrot and Cup Cake along with their twin foals: A unicorn filly named Pumpkin and a Pegasus colt named Pound. Pinkie works in the bakery too and today, the Cakes went out on a vacation in Baltimare for 3 weeks and she was in charge until they returned from their trip. In her own bedroom was her along with the CKY Crew and her Equestrian CKY Crew too as they were checking in the computer on a website they caught their attention in an instant

"Can you believe this, guys?", Pinkie told the gang about it for in fact what they saw was a website where unlike the mail order brides from Russia, this website however can mail order mares and stallions from Manehattan, "There's a like a ton of stallions and mares from every pony race and some these ponies are cute as well as handsome and pretty."

"What are you guys looking at?", asked Noteworthy as he entered the room

Luna grinned widely and replied an answer to him, "We're looking at your future wife.", that caused everyone to chuckle on what she told him

"Wait, what?!", Noteworthy said in disbelief as he recounted on what she said, "You're ordering me a wife?"

Bam turned towards him, "Yeah, and there are like a ton of cute mares and stallions to choose from."

"So which mare are you going to pick me for a wife?"

"Let's flip a coin, then"

Bam took out a coin and decided to tell what to expect, "Okay if it says 'Heads' then Noteworthy's gonna get a wife but if it's 'Tails' then it's not gonna happen", he then flipped the coin which landed on the floor and sure enough, it was 'Heads' and that caused everyone to cheer and laugh for the fact that Noteworthy is gonna get a bride in Manehattan, "It's not a bad idea, after all", he told the Earth Pony stallion about it as Ryan clicked on a random mare for their friend to marry

Some time later
11:00 PM

In Canterlot Castle, Bam and Luna barged into Celesita's room and that caused her to wake in which the duo announced that Noteworthy was gonna marry a random mare in Manehattan and that the location they picked for the marriage to happen was in Las Pegasus. Though a bit groggy and grumpy due to her sister and her friend waking her up in her sleep, Celestia agreed to join with them in Las Pegasus since the next day was a weekend and they didn't have any serious business to attend to. Bam and Luna exited the room as the two part ways.

Las Pegasus

The CKY Crew along with the Margeras and Novo have arrived at their destination and Bam along with Luna decided that the first thing they need to do was to get Noteworthy looking all stylish, so they head towards the tailor shop and got him a suit along with a fedora and Bam betted that it will be all ruined for 2 days. Afterwards, they decide to check in their rooms and unfortunately, Novo got a small room in which she complained like a bitch and when the day was done, it was time to prepare for tomorrow where the fun truly begins

It was the next day that the mystery mare had arrived, it was an Earth Pony mare named Grace Manewitz and they were just stunned on her beauty, so whilst Noteworthy took Grace for a bit of walk throughout Las Pegasus; Bam decided to turn to you readers and tell you dipshits about something

"So whilst Notey takes Grace for some sightseeing, we're going to make Novo do 3 things that she's gonna regret and we're just gonna watch her freakout on it"

Dico then appeared, "And it starts right now", he said whilst giggling uncontrollably with the CKY Crew smiling in anticipation on what's to come

The first thing that they let Novo do was to get herself a tattoo in which she regretted putting it on her cooch and that caused her to rant angrily. The second thing they let Novo do next was to challenge a Wonderbolt named Fleetfoot who apparently was taking a vacation into a flying race and the winner was none other than Fleetfoot herself and the hippogriff queen was so not happy on it. But the third and final thing they made Novo do was something that she would regret in her own whole royal life

Luna looked at the readers and told them something, "We're in a casino playing poker and me along with the gang just told the croupier that every time Novo says "Hit", a random card will be taken away which causes her to lose more bits and we are going to see her freak out starting now!", she ended her speech and headed inside the casino

Once inside the casino, the fun began in an instant; they were in the poker table and the cards were all in. Novo had just said the word, "Hit", and that caused her to lose some bits whilst the crew looked at her with a bit of amusement on what was going on with her as the queen was trying not to loose her cool. Again and again, it happened once more until finally, Novo lost everything and the CKY crew laughed at the sight of her raging and that caused the staff to tell her to leave the casino due to her disrupting the other players.

Bam, Dico, Luna,& Celestia exited the casino and decided to ask Novo some questions., "Alright, Novo; why'd you freak out at the casino?", the first one to ask was Bam.

"They took all my money, you jerk!", Novo angrily snapped at him.

"So what! You were going ballistic inside!", Luna reminded her in which Novo decided to go to another casino to have fun. They silently chuckled watching her leave as the trio went back inside to resume gambling.

Back to Noteworthy and Grace Manewitz, the couple were enjoying the scenery and when it was done, they decided to go to where the others were. The new couple arrived to where the wedding was being held in which it was all prepared nicely thanks to Pinkie Pie and soon, the wedding was almost beginning but it turns out that she all of a sudden screamed her head away due to the fact she saw the picture of a naked Don Vito which Bam decided to bring along and that caused her to run out of the door in fear.

Oh well.....the wedding was called off afterwards but it didn't matter, she was a total bitch Noteworthy admitted to them.

You know what they say, love hurts.

Author's Note

Sorry for the delay of the chapter but anyhow, enjoy!